This topic seems like an opportunity for a new tax!  You don't want to wear
a helmet, fantastic, just pay the yearly I-don't-want-to-wear-a-helmet tax
when you register your bike.  And don't forget
the I-don't-want-to-wear-a-helmet insurance that is required too.  Sorry,
the rates are so high but its worth any price to feel the soothing warmth
wash through your hair as a red breasted robin, traveling at mach-2,
explodes on your forehead.  Please do be award that much legal harm will
come to you if you are caught riding helmet-less without proof of these two
things.

Step 1:  No helmets.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!

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