bwahaha....i'd never seen it broke down like this.........the 10 commandments actually kinda suck.
On Tue, Feb 12, 2013 at 10:34 AM, zaphod <zaph0d.b33bl3b...@gmail.com>wrote: > > really? Let's see > > 1. You shall have no other gods before me. --- nope, no laws about that > 2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image --- wow, hope there's > not any laws against that .Catholics would all be in prison > 3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy god in vain --- goddamn > right! > 4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy --- you heard it right -- get > your ass to church or be arrested. > 5. Honour thy father and thy mother -- Emancipation, screw that, it > doesn't exist > 6. Thou shalt not kill --- DING DING DING -- only six in before we get to > a real law err wait, we have exceptions. > 7. Thou shalt not commit adultery. -- again, not many adulterers in jail > let alone being stoned. > 8. Thou shalt not steal -- DING DING DING -- we got another! > 9. Thou shalt not near false witness against thy neighbor --- Hmmmm we > might be able to say this fits some law somewhere > 10. Thou shalt not covet. --- This is the whole basis of the American > economy. I don't think they'd ever make this illegal > > So, out of 10, we've got 2 definitely and 1 possible. Let's face it, the > bible isn't the first place that came up with the idea of 'you shouldn't > kill' and 'you shouldn't steal' > > > On Feb 12, 2013, at 10:17 AM, Jerry Barnes <critic...@gmail.com> wrote: > > > > > "The bible is not relevant to the workings of today society. Trying to > > apply lessons from it is usually fruitless, on top of the notion that you > > can find support for any position you want to defend in the bible." > > > > Everyone whose paying attention knows this can't be true. > > > > The Ten Commandments are the bases for a lot of legal system in the > world. > > > > > > J > > > > - > > > > Ninety percent of politicians give the other ten percent a bad > reputation. > > - Henry Kissinger > > > > Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, > > go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology/dp/1430272155/?tag=houseoffusion Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:360865 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/unsubscribe.cfm
