My father trains operators at a call center. They have a tradition there.
Whenever anyone sneezes, if you're not on the phone you don't say
"Gazhunteit" (I know that's spelled wrong, but you know what I mean) or
"Bless you" -- you say "Squeegee!"
-- Ben Doom
Programmer & General Lackey
Moonbow Software, Inc
: -----Original Message-----
: From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
: Sent: Tuesday, May 27, 2003 2:54 PM
: To: CF-Community
: Subject: RE: Fw: [spam] Girlfriend 4.0 Press Release
:
:
: and a screen protector?
:
: > Is that a stylus in your pocket....
: >
: >
: > -- Ben Doom
: > Programmer & General Lackey
: > Moonbow Software, Inc
: >
: > : -----Original Message-----
: > : From: Larry C. Lyons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
: > : Sent: Tuesday, May 27, 2003 12:04 PM
: > : To: CF-Community
: > : Subject: Re: Fw: [spam] Girlfriend 4.0 Press Release
: > :
: > :
: > : sounds interesting, is it Windows only, or can you get a Palm version?
: > :
: > : Now if that doesn't incite a suggestive comment from someone I
: > : know not what.
: > :
: > : larry
: > :
: > : At 11:59 AM 5/27/2003 -0400, Judith Dinowitz wrote:
: > : >Okay, people, if you've got problems remembering your
: > : girlfriend's __ and
: > : >can't seem to get any as a result, here's the perfect software
: > : for you! (I
: > : >kid you not ...)
: > : >
: > : >Judith
: > : >----- Original Message -----
: > : >From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
: > : >To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
: > : >Sent: Tuesday, May 27, 2003 2:02 AM
: > : >Subject: [spam] Girlfriend 4.0 Press Release
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > > FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
: > : > >
: > : > >
: > : > > May, 2003
: > : > >
: > : > > CONTACT
: > : > > Hillary Hall
: > : > > +1 (925) 209-1493 (Telephone)
: > : > > +1 (509) 267-6223 (Fax)
: > : > > [EMAIL PROTECTED]
: > : > >
: > : > >
: > : > > GIRLFRIEND 4.0
: > : > >
: > : > > Get Laid More with FREE Girlfriend
: > : > > Management Software!
: > : > >
: > : > > Have you ever heard the words: "Why don't you do the little
: > : > > things you used to do?" or "You're just not romantic or
: > : > > spontaneous for me"? Or even worse, the dreaded "I just want to
: > : > > be friends"? Well you don't have to hear those lines ever again!
: > : > > Know exactly what women want and when they want it. The FREE
: > : > > Girlfriend 4.0 software from PCBootyCall.com will give you the
: > : > > tools you need to become a super-player.
: > : > >
: > : > > Using Girlfriend 4.0 will revolutionize your romantic rendezvous.
: > : > > Never spend time worrying about important dates, her cat's name,
: > : > > or whether or not you're making her happy, and instead spend time
: > : > > on important things like your other girlfriends.
: > : > >
: > : > > Girlfriend 4.0 Features:
: > : > >
: > : > > · Over 100 data fields to catalog her every feature (even her
: > : > > skills in bed, her emotional baggage, and her time of the
: > : > > month!)
: > : > >
: > : > > · Add a photograph so you can keep track of who's who.
: > : > >
: > : > > · Date Log - lets you keep notes on each encounter--how things
: > : > > went, what she liked, and if you got lucky!
: > : > >
: > : > > · Date Generator - keeps you both happy with date ideas tailored
: > : > > to your budget or her interests.
: > : > >
: > : > > · Date Scheduler - Never forget to prepare for another date
: > : > > again! Once you have selected a date to go on you can simply
: > : > > tell the Girlfriend 4.0 Agent to remind you 48 or 24 hours in
: > : > > advance of your date.
: > : > >
: > : > > · Auto Reminders - Never forget another birthday, first date
: > : > > anniversary, holiday, or special anniversary again... we'll
: > : > > remind you.
: > : > >
: > : > > · The Little Things - Never forget to show her you care... we'll
: > : > > remind you.
: > : > >
: > : > > · Yield Calculator - See if she's worth it with this tool that
: > : > > compares how much action you're getting with how much
: > : > > time/money you're spending on her.
: > : > >
: > : > > Girlfriend 4.0 keeps track of important data about your girls,
: > : > > reminds you to pay attention to them, and even suggests date
: > : > > ideas. You can generate reports on just how often you call, as
: > : > > well as a chart to let you know if she's worth it. With the
: > : > > Girlfriend 4.0 Agent that pops up every day to remind you of each
: > : > > girl's particular needs, you'll never miss another opportunity
: > : > > again! Download your FREE copy today from PCBootyCall.com!
: > : > >
: > : > > END
: > : > >
: > : > >
: > : > >
: > : > >
: > : >
: > : >
: > :
: >
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