Great story, MikeyD. I met my wife on a tour of Alcatraz (yes, the former prison in San Francisco Bay), and we were married 7 months later. (Got a life sentence <g>.)
Anybody else have funny meeting stories?? -Ben > Oh, the story I could tell. > She fled to Kansas after our first talk. I stalked her for months till she > relented and contacted me. When first we met, she went through my wallet. We > later met my parents. When next we met she took me to a place of judgment and > later we met her parents. Our third meeting had me dwelling in her home and > doing the dishes. We later strolled through the graveyard in the light of day. > Our courtship moved apace until we finally met on the dance floor to decide our > fate. Before the words could leave my mouth she pounced upon me and captured me. > I could not escape. Even the pirate wenches could not save me. I was doomed! > > :::Translation::: > > The above is all true if strangely worded. After our first phone call Judith > went to Kansas for a writers workshop and didn't tell me. I called her a number > of times over the summer and past it. She later called me and we met for a date. > She was so nervous that she looked through my wallet. After the date it was > raining and we were near my home so I asked my parents to give her a lift to the > train. > Our next date was to a writers workshop where they were critiquing peoples > works. After that we went to her home for supper. There were holidays next and > Judith's Grandmother died during the holiday. She called me right after and I > ran over to help out. I cleaned and did the dishes for her. I also slept over > the night on the sofa. The next day was the funeral. > We dated a few more months till I was ready to ask her to marry me. I 'mimed' it > a few times to get my courage up and she was so exasperated about it that the > next time I did (which was going to be for real) she came out and asked me a > split second before. > Sometime after that we were at a SF convention where two pirate wenches were > coming onto me (oh, what a nice tie). 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