Jeff- that's one way for someone to "get under your skin"... but implying that one's spouse is a parasite? dangerous... ;-)
-Ben > I met my wife while I was in college... we met in a Parisitology class and > started dating while taking Ecology of Infectious Diseases... I guess you > could say I caught the bug and couldn't shake it... > > Jeff > ----- Original Message ----- > From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Tuesday, May 27, 2003 12:13 PM > Subject: Re: [spam] Girlfriend 4.0 Press Release > > > Great story, MikeyD. > > I met my wife on a tour of Alcatraz (yes, the former prison in San Francisco > Bay), and we were married 7 months later. (Got a life sentence <g>.) > > Anybody else have funny meeting stories?? > > -Ben > > > Oh, the story I could tell. > > She fled to Kansas after our first talk. I stalked her for months till she > > relented and contacted me. When first we met, she went through my wallet. > We > > later met my parents. When next we met she took me to a place of judgment > and > > later we met her parents. Our third meeting had me dwelling in her home > and > > doing the dishes. We later strolled through the graveyard in the light of > day. > > Our courtship moved apace until we finally met on the dance floor to > decide our > > fate. Before the words could leave my mouth she pounced upon me and > captured me. > > I could not escape. Even the pirate wenches could not save me. I was > doomed! > > > > :::Translation::: > > > > The above is all true if strangely worded. After our first phone call > Judith > > went to Kansas for a writers workshop and didn't tell me. I called her a > number > > of times over the summer and past it. She later called me and we met for a > date. > > She was so nervous that she looked through my wallet. After the date it > was > > raining and we were near my home so I asked my parents to give her a lift > to the > > train. > > Our next date was to a writers workshop where they were critiquing peoples > > works. After that we went to her home for supper. There were holidays next > and > > Judith's Grandmother died during the holiday. She called me right after > and I > > ran over to help out. I cleaned and did the dishes for her. I also slept > over > > the night on the sofa. The next day was the funeral. > > We dated a few more months till I was ready to ask her to marry me. I > 'mimed' it > > a few times to get my courage up and she was so exasperated about it that > the > > next time I did (which was going to be for real) she came out and asked me > a > > split second before. > > Sometime after that we were at a SF convention where two pirate wenches > were > > coming onto me (oh, what a nice tie). I was totally oblivious and Judith > > explained it to me later. 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