HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh, my sides hurt. My eyes water. I cannot stop laughing. Everyone in my
office wanted to read that!
I have never, ever, in all the decades my eyes have perceived light,
heard of something so funny. You are brilliant for pointing that out!
Although we are not talking about legal proceedings, but rather
punishment.
Most of us read Slashdot and that is now so overused it is not funny.
Nobody talk about Chewbacca defenses anymore.
Otherwise I will go RAAWWAARRGGHHH AAAHHWWWRRRGGGHHH.
M
-----Original Message-----
From: John Stanley [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, February 18, 2004 1:36 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Yeah!!
Here is the link to the vaunted Chewbacca defense.
http://www.connect-dots.com/Poofs/chewbacca.html
<http://www.connect-dots.com/Poofs/chewbacca.html>
-----Original Message-----
From: John Stanley
Sent: Wednesday, February 18, 2004 1:35 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Yeah!!
>>Our current legal system is predicated on sophistry, not fact.
Actual transcripts from a Johnie Cochrane trial:
Gerald (Whispering): Dammit. [...] He's using the Chewbacca defense.
Johnny Cochrane: Why would a Wooky, an eight-foot-tall Wooky, want to
live
on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense.
[...] It does not make sense. Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major
record company and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense?
Ladies
and Gentlemen I'm am not making any sense. None of this makes sense. And
so
you have to remember when you're in that jury room deliberating and
conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No.
Ladies
and Gentlemen of this deposed jury it does not make sense. If Chewbacca
lives on Endor you must acquit. The defense rests.
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