> Good algorithms win over tin.

I love that story, Bob. Not to mention the punch line.

Could you take a moment to copy what you wrote into the J wiki?
…To stop it disappearing into the bowels of pipermail – and I'll promise
I'll soon find an excuse to link to it.

On Tue, 13 Apr 2021 at 18:17, Ian Clark <earthspo...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Ah… PL/I. Spelt with a /I, not with a 1. The salesmen were most insistent
> about that.
> But no – I wouldn't exactly call it "unsuccessful" …
>
> Salesmen-driven designs invariably succeed at what they're designed to do:
> sell products. That's not to say they always work.
>
> Back in the 70s when PL/I emerged, programming depts had two enduring
> problems: (a) productivity, (b) recruitment. IBM salesmen sold PL/I (a
> smash-together of Cobol and Fortran) on the basis that even your coffee
> ladies could use it. So you could fire all your *über*-expensive, 
> *unter*-productive
> ASM programmers, who were kept on-hand to fill the gaps left by your
> Cobblers.
>
> (Banks and Insurance companies didn't use Fortran. Only engineers. And
> serious math had no place in finance –haha! Why, accountants don't even
> believe in minus numbers!)
>
> Product Test at IBM Hursley put together a tool called the Syntax Machine
> (you fed it syntax and it spat out wffs) which they used to compile random
> PL/I programs. They were then able to show that PL/I was hopelessly
> ambiguous and inconsistent. As you can imagine they got bags of gratitude
> for that!
>
> But some sinners are redeemed in their children. PL/I… PL/360… BCPL… C
> (the software counterpart of the reduced instruction set)…
> The best thing about C was its neat preprocessor. This enabled any fool
> who thought they could do better to come up with their own language.
>
> Are you thinking what I'm thinking? J with a "C" preprocessor?… say, now!
>
> On Tue, 13 Apr 2021 at 16:13, 'Rodney Nicholson' via Chat <
> c...@jsoftware.com> wrote:
>
>> And do not forget their efforts in software!  They invented - and tried
>> to inflict on everyone, including me - that incredibly stupid and
>> incredibly unsuccessful language, giving it the arrogant name PL1.  Having
>> learned it at the University of Toronto, I discovered there was no place
>> within hundreds of miles to use it!  Meanwhile they ignored the wonderful
>> APL, hatched in their own nest.
>>
>> Yes.  You are right.  Thinking about it, it is a bit strange that they
>> are still in business.
>>
>> Rodney.
>>
>>
>>
>> > On Apr 13, 2021, at 8:56 AM, Ian Clark <earthspo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >
>> > 
>> >>
>> >> They misunderstood the PC. They thought it was just a toy and ignored
>> it.
>> >
>> > Not as I recall. Mainframe division understood it all too well. They
>> fought
>> > like hell in the early 80s to stop it happening. And to stop
>> microcomputers
>> > (the PC wasn't the first, or – as Bill Gates pointed out – the best)
>> > driving out the IT dept from banks and insurance companies, the main
>> milch
>> > cows.
>> >
>> > Others in the company saw the victory of micros as inevitable, and
>> wanted a
>> > slice of the action. So they set up Boca Raton behind a Chinese Wall. I
>> > think their battle cry was: No EBCDIC!
>> >
>> > The counter-arguments were quite persuasive (e.g. dispersal of the
>> > expertise concentrated in IT depts, so employees would get all these
>> > wonderful PCs but never learn how to use them) - but not persuasive
>> enough,
>> > and their shock-horror projections all came to pass.
>> >
>> > Including the ill effects for customers. Wall-to-wall Excel has not
>> been an
>> > unmitigated success.
>> >
>> > As for what happened next, I recommend Lou Gerstner's book: *Who Says
>> > Elephants Can't Dance?* Every old-school IBMer's darkest nightmare: a
>> > customer takeover. Lou even got IBM selling chips as a commodity.
>> >
>> > Well… you don't get rich selling clothes-pegs to gypsies.
>> >
>> >> On Tue, 13 Apr 2021 at 13:59, Don Guinn <dongu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> They misunderstood the PC. They thought it was just a toy and ignored
>> it.
>> >>
>> >>> On Mon, Apr 12, 2021, 7:09 PM Björn Helgason <gos...@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>> When i was a product manager there I was told that when we wanted to
>> sell
>> >>> something the selling price should deliver at least 10 times more than
>> >>> cost.
>> >>>
>> >>> Less than that they were not interested.
>> >>>
>> >>> We are not in the fingers and toes business I was told.
>> >>>
>> >>> That was 30 years ago.
>> >>>
>> >>> They have been going downhill ever since I left.
>> >>>
>> >>> Þann mán., 12. apr. 2021, 18:25 'Rodney Nicholson' via Chat skrifaði <
>> >>> c...@jsoftware.com>:
>> >>>
>> >>>> “ 13 layers of managers.”
>> >>>>
>> >>>> The explanation of their survival is, I believe, their huge profit
>> >>>> margins.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> I still recall when they got a contract to electronically handle the
>> >>>> Toronto Stock Exchange trading system where they charged $18 per
>> >>>> transaction.  Their cost of course was just a few electrons per
>> >>> transaction.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> They were in effect a monopoly at the time.  And monopolies always
>> >> waste
>> >>>> huge quantities of resources, accordingly reducing everone’s living
>> >>>> standards.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Rodney.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>>> On Apr 12, 2021, at 10:15 AM, Björn Helgason <gos...@gmail.com>
>> >> wrote:
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> apl lives on even if ibm goes away.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> it is really amazing that ibm is still around.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> 13 layers of managers.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> Þann mán., 12. apr. 2021, 13:51 Raul Miller skrifaði <
>> >>>> rauldmil...@gmail.com
>> >>>>>> :
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>> That's disappointing.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> Not surprising -- just disappointing.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> Still, there's J, there's Dyalog APL, there's GNU APL, and there's
>> k
>> >>>> and q.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> Not to mention various hardware array concepts, such as greenarrays
>> >>> and
>> >>>>>> gpus.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> And, maybe, IBM will go back up at some point?
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> Who knows...
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> --
>> >>>>>> Raul
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> On Mon, Apr 12, 2021 at 5:05 AM Björn Helgason <gos...@gmail.com>
>> >>>> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> https://www.ibm.com/support/pages/apl2-whats-new
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