--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Richard J. Williams" <willy...@...> wrote > > 'All Hat, No Cattle' > Trace Adkins > > See that boy standing there by the dance floor > He's lookin' like the Marlboro Man > Starched shirt, starched jeans, big trophy buckle > And an empty Copenhagen can > He's talkin' cowboy this and cowboy that > Well I'll bet one thing's for sure > The only stampede that he's ever seen > Is the clearance at the western store > > All hat and no cattle, that boy just ain't real > All boots and no saddle, don't know how to make a cowgirl feel > Think I'm gonna tell him to pack up his act > And go back where he came from > 'Cause all hat and no cattle ain't gonna get it done > > He's just a smooth-talkin', long-tall slow-walkin' > Srugstore-made-up dude > So honey don't you fall for that fake Texas drawl > He ain't right for you > What you need's a man that ain't just a hat stand > When you get him home > Well, I don't look like much, but I can sure saddle up > And ride with you all night long > > All nat and no cattle, that boy just ain't real > All boots and no saddle, don't know how to make a cowgirl feel > Think I'm gonna tell him to pack up his act > And go back where he came from > 'Cause all hat and no cattle ain't gonna get it done > > All hat and no cattle ain't gonna get it done
Very funny :-) Thanks for posting this !
