--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <no_re...@...> wrote: > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, scienceofabundance <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > Subject: Mother Divine Emerita and Divine Devi of the > > Global Country or World Peace > > > > His Majesty also announced the creation of a beautiful > > new program, Divine Devi of the Global Country of World > > Peace, created especially for ladies everywhere who are > > seeking true enlightenment
> >but who also wish to join > > His Majesty and Their Excellencies, The 40 Rajas of our > > Worldwide Movement, in perpetuating the administration > > of Maharishi's Worldwide Movement and creating the > > enlightened leaders of tomorrow for our beloved > > Maharishi's Worldwide Movement. Think Queens. (No, not the rajas in full regalia!). Fresh young meat for the rajas to create and perpetuate the royal lineages. Don't want any dried out 35 year olds for that. And certainly not someone who has been on the MD program for 15 + years -- the rajas know they are Wacko. No, fresh young innocent things who will hang on every profound word uttered by the rajas in the magnificent Court of King Tony. Young, fresh vibrant -- with the abilities to enable the aging rajas rise to the occasion and usher in the experience of real Heaven on Earth -- in the act of perpetuating the divine and royal lines. There will be two groups -- the Queens and the Consorts -- the latter basically a scholarship program. The work your way into Heaven program for less fortunate, but highly endowed and greatly talented young ladies. And one of the greatest barriers to Heaven on Earth will soon be melting -- the prohibitions against multiple wives! Soon each raj may have Queens and Consorts up the wazzo -- (well unfortunate image there.) Be all that you can be for your King. The Court of King Tony just wants a few Good Ladies. Auditions starting at 8pm. > Hmmmm. This sounds like a recruitment speech > in high schools for "Virgins For Jesus" to me. > > > According to His Majesty... > > And you should believe him because he has a title, > just like you'll have if you join our new Virgins > For Vishnu Club... > > > ...the goal of Divine Devi of the Global Country of World > > Peace is to create a Royal Family of the Global Country > > of World Peace to ensure enlightenment administration of > > the world for all mankind for all generations. > > And to avoid becoming actual mothers by avoiding > having sex. > > > More details of this beautiful program will be announced > > shortly. Please distribute this Royal Proclamation to > > all ladies. Given the nature of this program, this program > > is limited to ladies between 18 and 22 years of age. > > Ladies between 18 and 22 whose aspiration > in life is to someday be "granted" member- > ship in the Old Nun's Club by men. > > > In special cases, ladies as young as 15 years of age will > > be considered depending on their country of residence at > > the time of application. > > Hell, Virgins For Vishnu will take you if > you're 12 as long as you swear off sex and > promise to walk at least three paces behind > the Rajas at all times. > > > All interested ladies should know that their local Rajas > > are very, very excited about this program... > > Excited in a Good Way, that is...not that > Bad Way that we're trying to save you from. > > > ...and are immediately available to personally answer > > all questions related to this beautiful program. > > Possibly after hours, somewhere the Rajinis > can't interrupt us. We promise not to ask you > any embarrassing questions about gay marriage. :-) > > > If it is not immediately possible to speak with their > > local Raja, ladies are requested to contact the Divine > > Devi of the Global Country of World Peace office by > > email at urgent@ > > In other words, if they can't find a MAN to > talk to them about becoming a member of the > Virgins For Vishnu Club, they can settle for > the next best thing, talking to a member of > the Old Nun's Club. > > All I can say is, if this is the future that > the men of the TM movement envision for women > when "Heaven On Earth" dawns, I sure pity the > women. Ooops. Ladies. >
