Why should I waste my time doing research into crop circles?

All I need to do is read one article by a person who has done this, and the 
below is a typical "balanced" view about crop circles.  The writer has done 
some homework, saved me the effort, and the conclusion is that "man made" is 
overwhelmingly the "best guess" to support.

Judy, do you agree with the below article?  If so, we have no basis for our 
having a debate.

Right now though, I put you in the same category as the guy who said to me 
about professional wrestling "Some of it's fake, but some's real."  

To me, you're wanting something, anything will do, to point at that suggests 
woo-woo is operative in the world.  You're a witch doctor trying to find a 
"special bone" to shake at a patient when you say, "I'm the exception to the 
rule, my bones work and ooogaboooga is a real power that can those in the know 
can wield."  

Stop clinging to your need for wooism to be justifiable.

No one's levitating, 2012 will be like Y2K, Tony's a fraud, Maharishi dumped 
Guru Dev and sold out to money, crop circles are man made, psychic surgeons 
palm chicken parts, Sai Baba is a pedophile, Barry isn't all bad, you are not 
always right, and you are comfortable calling names as much as Vaj.  What part 
of this paragraph don't you agree with?

Your intellectual heft is often put to a low use -- you've spend 15 years 
beating a dead horse you call "loser."  It's sick to beat a dead horse, and you 
know it. Everyone here knows it.  

Edg

http://www.unmuseum.org/cropcir.htm
The article:

For over twenty years the southern English countryside has been the site of a 
strange phenomenon that has baffled observers and spawned countless news 
stories and not a few books. In the middle of the night, flattened circular 
depressions have appeared in fields of wheat, rye and other cereal crops. They 
range in diameter from ten feet to almost a hundred feet wide and vary from 
simple circles to complex spirals with rings and spurs. All have sharply 
defined edges.

The most striking feature of the circles is the frequency with which they 
occur. In 1990 over 700 crop-circles appeared in Britain.

People who attempt to study these circles have coined a name for themselves: 
cereologists. The word comes from the name of the Roman goddess of vegetation, 
Ceres. There are two favorite theories held by cereologists that think crop 
circles are the result of some not well understood physical phenomena. The 
first is that the depressions are the result of an unusual weather effect. 
George Tenence Meaden, a former professor of physics, calls this a "plasma 
vortex phenomenon" which he defines as "a spinning mass of air which has 
accumulated a significant fraction of electrically charged matter." According 
to Meaden the effect is similar to that of ball lightning, but larger and 
longer lasting.

The second theory is that somehow crop-circles are created by UFOs. Proponents 
of this theory note that occasionally crop circles seem to appear in 
conjunction with a UFO sighting.

Some of the early, simple crop circles certainly do suggest fields that might 
have been flattened by the weight of a grounded flying saucer. As the circles 
have become more complex in shape, though, proponents of the UFO theory have 
had to modify their ideas suggesting that the marks left are due to a strange 
effect of the craft's drive force on the plants. Others even argue that the 
shapes are messages purposefully left by the saucer's crew.

The most likely explanation for almost all of the crop circles is that they are 
hoaxes. Even the most ardent fans of either the weather or UFO theories admit 
that a significant fraction of the circles are man-made. One cereologist, a 
believer in the weather theory, Jenny Randles, wrote: "I would put the hoaxes 
to comprise something over 50 percent of the total."

Why don't these backers of the weather or UFO explanations believe that all the 
circles are hoaxed? Most would argue that a close examination of a circle will 
reveal differences between a hoaxed circle and a "genuine" circle. There is no 
clear criteria about what makes circles genuine or not, though. In fact the BBC 
asked one circle "expert" to examine a formation they had found. The expert 
declared it real, only to have to reverse his judgment when the BBC film crew 
told him they'd had the circle especially built for the occasion.

Some cereologists claim that the plants in hoaxed circles have broken stems 
while those in real circles are bent. It seems the bending is the result of the 
condition of the plant rather than the type of force used in flattening it. 
During the summer green, moist, wheat is easily bent and can only be broken 
with great difficulty.

So how do you hoax a crop circle? The tools are simple: A stake, a chain or 
rope, some boards, and a few people. The stake is pounded into the ground at 
the center of the soon-to-be circle and the rope attached to it. The rope is 
then stretched out and someone standing at the end marches around the stake to 
make a perimeter. The boards can then be used to easily flatten the plants 
within the circle. Rings can be made through the same technique simply by 
leaving some sections undamaged. (Warning: The above information is not meant 
to encourage anybody to trespass or vandalize. If you want to experiment with 
making a circle get the owner of the grounds permission before starting.)

Since nobody can tell the difference between a hoaxed and "genuine" circle, is 
there any reason not to believe that all of them are hoaxed? Probably not. 
Several factors argue in favor of the complete hoax theory. First, there is a 
lack of historical precedent for crop circles. Crop circles as they are seen 
today are a recent phenomenon only twenty or thirty years old. Secondly, the 
number and complexity of the circles have grown in proportion to the media 
coverage of them (suggesting that people are more apt to make circles if the 
circles get in the news). Finally, there are almost no credible reports of 
someone actually seeing a circle being made by either a UFO or weather 
phenomena (suggesting that the hoaxers are purposefully keeping out of sight).

Perhaps the mystery here is not what makes the circles, but what would cause so 
many other-wise normal people in southern Britain to make strange circles in 
the middle of the night in a farm field?

Correction: For a while we mis-identified the crop circle expert in the BBC 
incident as Colin Andrews. Our apologies to Mr. Andrews. 



--- In [email protected], "authfriend" <jst...@...> wrote:
>
> --- In [email protected], Duveyoung <no_reply@> wrote:
> >
> > --- In [email protected], "authfriend" <jstein@> wrote:
> <snip>
> > > If Edg had done his homework, he'd know that there
> > > are aspects to some of the crop circles that can't 
> > > be conveniently attributed to "fooling" abilities on 
> > > the part of human beans. I discussed some of these-
> > > -with links--the last time we had this discussion. 
> > > Edg could find those posts easily by searching for 
> > > "authfriend" and "crop circles." Then he could take 
> > > a gander at the links and inform himself.
> > 
> > Such acid in your tone, tsk.
> 
> After you've called me a liar, I should be all
> sweet and submissive?
> 
>   Why should I inform 
> > myself about what I think is an impossibility?
> 
> "My mind is made up, don't confuse me with the
> facts."
> 
> > If you're going to win this debate,
> 
> What would "winning" mean in this context, Edg?
> 
> You aren't going to be able to get it right,
> because you haven't been paying attention to 
> what I'm saying. You're much too anxious to
> hear yourself talk than to listen to the person
> you're talking to.
> 
>  you
> > gotta at least own the topic enough to educate others 
> > again and again - like I do when I promote my "true 
> > knowledge about the Absolute" herein. Repeat repeat 
> > repeat.  But you don't, and I think it's a tell -- not
> > that you're lazy or a bad teacher -- but that you 
> > don't have the mojo to plunk down on the table, and so 
> > you send folks into the history of the posts -- 
> > knowing what a piece of shit the Yahoo search function 
> > is.
> 
> Yahoo Search works just fine for most posts before
> March 19. My past posts on this topic, in which I
> plunked down more mojo than you have the guts to
> deal with, are easily accessible.
> 
> <snip>
> > Judy, seriously, do you really mean to say that 
> > someone like The Great Randi couldn't make a joke out 
> > of the whole notion that there are non-human 
> > explanations
> 
> It's "The Amazing Randi," and he's perfectly
> capable of making a joke out of anything he
> doesn't care to believe in. Big whoop. At least
> get his moniker right.
> 
> <snip>
> > Frankly, I count on your intellect to post stuff here 
> > that penetrates the crop circle type of "mystery" 
> > enough to rule out non-human causes
> 
> Been there, done that, to the extent that it *can*
> be done. You don't want to know about it, so you
> aren't going to look it up.
> 
> You wouldn't even have to refer to my past posts,
> BTW, to inform yourself sufficiently to have a
> reasonable discussion. I just thought it would
> be easier for you to start with the sources I
> cited than have to plow through the Web on your
> own to find them.
> 
> It's a big topic. Google gives you over a million
> hits. Most of them are crap.
>


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