I was drawn to this film because it stars Colin Farrell. I am a Colin Farrell fanboy of sorts, and will watch any- thing he's in because he's so consistently good in a wide range of roles. What I didn't notice until the credits started rolling is that it's written and directed by Neil Jordan ("Mona Lisa," "The Crying Game," "Michael Collins," and the upcoming TV series "The Borgias"). Cool, thought I when I saw his name, but then I thought, "Oh shit...this is probably going to be a heavy movie, and I was in the mood for a light one." I could not have been more wrong.
This is a light one. Yeah, there are a few tads of reality thrown in, like Colin Farrell's ex-alcoholic fisherman character's daughter having kidney failure and unable to find a transplant donor. And there's the reality of being a divorced recovering drunk in a fishing town in Ireland, where the only relief from the tedium is the local pub. But this is background stuff, used as a screen against which to show a very different kind of movie, a fantasy about what things could be as opposed to what they are. One day at sea, Colin Farrell's character is reeling in his nets and finds a girl in them. At first he thinks she's dead, but then she comes to life. She the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. And she says that she doesn't know who she is or what her name is. She doesn't want to go to a hospital, and doesn't even want to see any other humans...only him. So he allows her to live in his Mother's old house while wait- ing for her to become less mysterious. Instead, she becomes even more mysterious, enough that both he and his daughter start to actually believe that she's a Selkie, a kind of Scottish mermaid. Whether she is or not is not really the crux of the movie. It's the chemistry between Colin Farrell and Alicja Bachleda, one of the most beautiful and talented new actresses I've seen in quite some time. And the chemistry between both of them and Alison Barry as the daughter. "Ondine" is a very sweet, uplifting mythic fantasy romance, the last thing you might expect from either Colin Farrell or Neil Jordan. You'll be singing the Selkie's song long after seeing it. I watched it twice in two days, because I could not get that song out of my head. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80HzX8UGEKM http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1235796/