Two of the jokes on standard TM speak I enjoyed the most: Instead of saying, "Jai Guru Dev" at the conclusion of group meditation, saying, "Jai Edgar Hoover".
Also, back when MUM was called MIU, I enjoyed calling it the "Maharishi International House Of Pancakes", or MI-HOP.:-) --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "richardwillytexwilliams" <willytex@...> wrote: > > > > turquoiseb: > > What are the funniest stories from your > > days in the TMO? > > > Well, the funniest 'TMO Puja' story' for me > actually happened on the a.m.t Google Group. > > Everyone knows that the TM puja ingredients > consist of water, sandalwood powder, camphor, > fruit, flowers, and a white hankie. > > Not paraffin candles or punk incense! > > But, did you know that 'DHMO' used in the TM > Puja can kill you - it's highly toxic!!!! > > LoL! > > "I've done hundreds of TM Pujas. The only > 'ingredients' used are water, incense, fruit, > flowers, a candle, a white handkerchief and > camphor. > > I've never heard of DHMO. Perhaps you could > clarify what the hell you are talking about, > eh? > > BTW, I went to the website you provided. The > stuff seems to be toxic. So is nuclear waste. > But how do you connect DMHO with the TM Puja?" > > Subject: Re: DHMO update > Author: John Manning > Newsgroups: alt.meditation.transcendental > Date: March 16, 2004 > http://tinyurl.com/3b2l3k9 > > "It's pure, unadulterated, 100% sandalwood > powder, babe. If you weren't too much of an > alarmist hoping to suck attention to ask, you > might actually find *out* rather than guess. > :-)" > > Subject: Re: DHMO update > Author: Uncle Tantra > Newsgroups: alt.meditation.transcendental > Date: March 17, 2004 > http://tinyurl.com/3b2l3k9 >
