On Wed, Aug 3, 2011 at 1:31 PM, Bob Price <bobpri...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > Since one of our favourite Canadians is feeling too > delicate to be interviewed on ZomGas the producers > have decided that our very favourite Jew, Jesus of > Nazareth, is more than up to taking his place in the exalted > number 7 spot. > > For something different we've decided 12 answers following by > 3 questions might be the ticket. Anyone wishing to provide > questions to the answers or answers to the questions > is encouraged to do so. If you pretend to be ignoring us we reserve the > right to provide questions and answers in a later episode. > > 12 Answers: > > 1. Love > Me ever. > 2. Tolerance > Is for other people. > 3. Money > Makes misery a whole lot more bearable. > 4. America > Got watches over fools, little children, drunks and the United States of America. America is a democracy. In a democracy a rich man have an equal right to sleep under a bridge at night. > 5. God > Is everywhere except in Arkansas and parts of Pasadena, Texas. > 6. Hinduism > Is ever born anew. > 7. The Pope > Dresses like a Raja. > 8. Young Children > Are cute and fun since they're somebody else's problem. > 9. Newfoundland > Nice place. > 10. Summa Theologica > I read it in 9th grade and many times since then. Scheiße. > 11. Paul the Apostle > Never met Jesus. Did peyote on a trip. One of the many people who's gospels should not have been included into the Bible. My codex, in Nag Hammadi, where I've spent many days and worked not far away, should have been included. > 12. The US Dollar > Will prevail. The Euro will self-destruct. We need to default on all debt to China as they acquired it under false pretenses, by keeping the Yuan at an artificially low exchange rate compared to other currencies. > > 3 Questions: > > 1. If Jesus arrived at the US Mexican border would he be given a visa? > Yes, he would. I've had friends who worked most of the year out of the country. Most of my US colleagues lived in Pittsburgh, so they flew into Montreal then got a ride back into the US, not having to show their passport when crossing the border. That way on holiday they still had their 330 days working out of the country. Some colleagues lived in Texas. They drove to Mexico, got a visa (and their passport stamped) and when about to go back as expat went back across the border and when entering, asked to have their passports stamped by US Immigration. Plus the Mexicans are into Jesus in a big way through they like Mary better. PES 14,000 will get even Christ a visa. Problem is, when someone yells out Jusus, a hundred guys will answer. > > 2. If Jesus arrived at the US Mexican boader would he consider himself a > Christian? > He ever considered himself a Jew. He came to fulfill the prophecy and the Law. But he never called himself "the Christ". > > 3. If I took a car abondoned by the roadside due its driver experiencing > "The Rapture" > would that be considered stealing in the biblical sense? > > > The rapture was made up by some dude in the 1800s who found a passage reading about Jesus and his followers being in the clouds. Sort of like Maharishi and those in the TMO and the TBs here on FFL. Hmm. Will there be a Vedic Rapture?
