Steve, I think we're all in agreement that next time around Jesus will be a Mexican.
Only tweak, Peter started the Catholic Church like Paul Allen started Microsoft. ________________________________ From: seventhray1 <steve.sun...@sbcglobal.net> To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Sent: Wednesday, August 3, 2011 8:05:43 PM Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: ZomGas 7 (could be "a visa for Jesus" - was Zombie in my Gas Tank) --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bob Price <bobpriced@...> wrote: > > Since one of our favourite Canadians is feeling too > > delicate to be interviewed on ZomGas the producers > have decided that our very favourite Jew, Jesus of > Nazareth, is more than up to taking his place in the exalted > number 7 spot. > > For something different we've decided 12 answers following by > 3 questions might be the ticket. Anyone wishing to provide > questions to the answers or answers to the questions > is encouraged to do so. If you pretend to be ignoring us we reserve the > right to provide questions and answers in a later episode. > > 12 Answers: > > 1. Love What's Mike's last name? > 2. Tolerance What is social lubricant? > 3. Money What is close to Being? > 4. America What is the name of reincarnated Rome? > 5. God What is doG spelled backward? > 6. Hinduism What does Vaj get a hard on about? > 7. The Pope What is the title sometimes given to the head of Greenwich > Villiage? > 8. Young Children Who often get loaded with issues pertaining to divorce? > (can't speak from experience) > 9. Newfoundland What is a breed of dog? > 10. Summa Theologica What is the name of a religious treatise probably no one > has heard of? > 11. Paul the ApostleWhat is the name of the goy who started the Catholic > Church? (Okay, I meant to write "guy", but it came out wrong. I will let it > stand. Also, my wife and son just advise me that it was Peter who started > the Catholic Church. Okay.) > 12. The US Dollar What are people drinking rum and Coca Cola, and > working for, if you substitute "Yankee" for "US"? > > 3 Questions: > > 1. If Jesus arrived at the US Mexican border would he be given a visa? Yes, > because Jesus is a common Mexican name, although pronounced differently there. > > 2. If Jesus arrived at the US Mexican boader would he consider himself a > Christian? This we don't know. We think so, though. > > 3. If I took a car abondoned by the roadside due its driver experiencing "The > Rapture" > would that be considered stealing in the biblical sense?No, but the more > important question would be would you then "know" the car in the biblical > sense. >
