-- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb <no_reply@...> wrote:
Closer to home, if a doobie lights up you need to blow it out or you risk ejecting the contents by shaking it and igniting the feathers in the chick's hair next to you. Turns out that burning off one side of a chick wearing the hemp vest's hair is a deal killer for hooking up that night even if you point out that now she is so hideous that she is lucky that you are even hitting on her. Chicks are so inscrutable. > > Just as a question, how many of you out there in the > FFL audience still, to this day, light a stick of > incense and then, to blow it out, either wave the > stick in the air or wave your hand over it, to create > a breeze that blows out the flame? > > I caught myself doing this tonight. > > Immediately thereafter, I caught myself thinking, > "WHY the fuck am I doing this? Does it really > MATTER whether I blow this stick of incense out > by waving my paw at it, Dogbert-like, or whether > I blow it out with my human -- and thus so-much- > lower-than-incense-deserves -- breath?" > > I was unable to come up with a satisfactory answer. > So I pass it along to you in the FFL 'verse: DOES > it make any difference at all whether we blow out > a stick of incense by waving at it with our hands > or blowing it out with our own breath? > > I don't actually expect anyone to answer, but I do > suggest that the answers might have been interesting > if anyone were interested in questioning the things > we never question... >
