Ravi, I think I'm posting out on this one, but it's worth it. You are such a hoot - I just cannot stop laughing at all this. I must get myself under control, I must, I must. We are quite alike at our depressive dancing best, except that you are, of course, much cuter than I. I think I might be the better dancer though :) I would be honored to dance with you - would need lots of advance notice to find out where the bhajans are playing. TTYL.
P.S. - Your "beloved" is very beautiful. >________________________________ > From: Ravi Yogi <raviy...@att.net> >To: "FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com" <FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com> >Sent: Wednesday, November 30, 2011 5:40 PM >Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: "I'm having an emotion" / the >pre-qualification (was.... Bob) > > > >LOL..good one dear Obba, love it..not me but I can definitely imitate any >move..:-) > > >But dear D, I love singing and dancing as well, we can hit the dance floor if >I visit Seattle and if I'm still single :-) > > >Why watch that loser when there are a couple of mine.. > >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjLFWJfcMZ0 > > >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9_gppXVbl8 > > > >On Nov 30, 2011, at 4:44 PM, Emily Reyn <emilymae.r...@yahoo.com> wrote: > > > >>Ravi...you've been holding out on us...this is you, isn't it? Are you >>smokin' more than just cigarettes? What did you say you were full of? I'm >>not buyin it...you are full of the spirit of, uhhhh (my words fail me). I >>think you just earned a bonus... >> >> >> >>>________________________________ >>> From: obbajeeba <no_re...@yahoogroups.com> >>>To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com >>>Sent: Wednesday, November 30, 2011 4:03 PM >>>Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: "I'm having an emotion" / the pre-qualification >>>(was.... Bob) >>> >>> >>> >>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edotU_v1sqo >>> >>>--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Yogi <raviyogi@...> wrote: >>>> >>>> Bob, What's up with this "My Ravi Yogi"...LOL.. >>>> >>>> On Nov 30, 2011, at 7:22 AM, Bob Price <bobpriced@...> wrote: >>>> >>>> > Emily, >>>> > >>>> > Excellent, it's my sincere hope that My Ravi Yogi (much more functional >>>> > then My Yahoo) with take time from his busy schedule, stacking all those >>>> > books being thrown at him, and provide the much needed input you have >>>> > requested. After reading your clarification to the *tender* I reread my >>>> > PQ, and sure enough, found two deviations to the scope---desperate for >>>> > repair: >>>> > >>>> > Should read: >>>> > >>>> > 3. Is every thought, that comes into your head, an *idea*? >>>> > >>>> > 4. Most of the time typing *is* typing and a cigar *is* a cigar? >>>> > >>>> > Bye bye for now, I need to feed the turkeys, Christmas is just around >>>> > the corner. >>>> > >>>> > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLBNXdGrD5M >>>> > >>>> > ________________________________ >>>> > From: Emily Reyn <emilymae.reyn@...> >>>> > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com >>>> > Sent: Wednesday, November 30, 2011 2:13:02 AM >>>> > Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] "I'm having an emotion" / the >>>> > pre-qualification (was.... Bob) >>>> > >>>> > Dear Bob, I think that you may have seen my follow up post to Barry's >>>> > reply and I appreciate you expanding on a scoping process for the >>>> > aforementioned "manual project" you've been kicking around. I see >>>> > immediately that it reflects vast and authentic experience on this speck >>>> > of dirt we inhabit. This effort could very well require a "team" of >>>> > experts and luckily, the pool of candidates on FFL is colossal. >>>> > >>>> > My initial thoughts? >>>> > >>>> > The title..."I'm having an emotion" - it's very feminazi, wouldn't you >>>> > say? Excellent choice for a working draft. >>>> > >>>> > I will have to read and reread this scope of work a few more times to >>>> > fully grasp its contextual genius (as I am a bit slow) and also pull out >>>> > my atlas and encyclopedia. To support my efforts, I want to enlist the >>>> > help of my right hand man Ravi and beg him to get me a key points memo. >>>> > Of course, he may reply with "that is the point - there is no point." If >>>> > this is, in fact, the case, I will be grateful for the translation and >>>> > beg him to let me buy him a pack of smokes and a cup of coffee. >>>> > >>>> > Fortunately for all, being as overcommitted as I am to the self-centered >>>> > idea of claiming my own life, I can only serve in a "hit and miss" >>>> > advisory capacity in preparing said manual. I may be able to provide >>>> > some objective or subjective perspective on "feelings" and "emotions" - >>>> > real or imagined - doesn't make any difference to me. I feel like I may >>>> > have some untapped expertise in the "touchy feely" department. But, I >>>> > warn you that "crying out loud" appears to be my current modus operandi, >>>> > and it can get very tiresome. And yes, my motherly instincts do tend to >>>> > kick in - I want to protect all the puppies - another potential downside >>>> > to any relevant input. All in all, all good reasons not to bid. >>>> > >>>> > In my role as complacent strategic advisor, "you have my approval to >>>> > proceed." >>>> > >>>> > I am late this year in lining my marmot hole with grass, so must scurry >>>> > amongst the boulders tonight and collect what remains. >>>> > >>>> > P.S. Your topic list is an excellent beginning. MZ, should he choose >>>> > to bid, could round it out for you with ease. Judy could edit it into >>>> > something ruthlessly coherent and logical. You have outed me though - I >>>> > have no contributions for two main reasons: 1) I don't pay full >>>> > attention to most of KB's posts - probably because my DVD player (the >>>> > one attached to my TV that broke) is not hooked up. 2) I'm still far, >>>> > far too frightened to put my neck out there with what might be >>>> > interpreted as "accountability" and would prefer to just hug a tree. >>>> > >>>> > >________________________________ >>>> > > From: Bob Price <bobpriced@...> >>>> > >To: "FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com" <FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com> >>>> > >Sent: Tuesday, November 29, 2011 11:34 PM >>>> > >Subject: [FairfieldLife] "I'm having an emotion" / the >>>> > >pre-qualification (was.... Bob) >>>> > > >>>> > > >>>> > > >>>> > >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o58ypeFFWk&feature=related >>>> > > >>>> > >Emily, >>>> > > >>>> > >"I'm having an emotion". >>>> > > >>>> > >No, it wasn't KB I heard say that, although you might be forgiven for >>>> > >thinking it was. I heard a young woman >>>> > >say it, some years back, and I'm thinking it would make a great title >>>> > >for the >>>> > >upcoming *feelings* manual we're planning for KB. >>>> > > >>>> > >I'm also thinking; I should not be such a fun hog, and assume I'm the >>>> > >best suited to develop the "manual"; >>>> > >as entertaining as it is, winding KB up, like a cheap Chinese watch >>>> > >(current >>>> > >synonym for "pushing buttons", a.k.a. winding up---if you're on the >>>> > >receiving end, appears to be *rag*), fair is fair, and many of my >>>> > >fellow FFL posters >>>> > >have had the pleasure of receiving Barry's film reviews much longer >>>> > >than I have, >>>> > >and therefore, I believe, the project calls for a *competitive tender*, >>>> > >and to >>>> > >keep things on a professional basis (can't forget: "The Corrupt >>>> > >Practices >>>> > >Act"), we should begin with a prequalification process. >>>> > > >>>> > >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqoj4zJ3OIs&feature=fvsr >>>> > > >>>> > >I fully understand your maternal concern that KB's recent sniveling is >>>> > >starting to sound more like >>>> > >whining, which may soon lead to something that could embarrass all of >>>> > >us; so I >>>> > >promise, the first time I get the urge to change KB to CB I'll stop >>>> > >picking on him, >>>> > >and switch to some engineering stories (I'll include some working >>>> > >titles below, >>>> > >to prove my sincerity). But I must alert you to a potential danger for >>>> > >your >>>> > >commendable motherly instincts; one of the pitfalls of circular firing >>>> > >squads, >>>> > >like the good KB's, are that they seem to be overly cooperative when >>>> > >you ask them >>>> > >to line up, single file, in a tight formation, and thereby assist yours >>>> > >truly in conserving >>>> > >ammunition. I'm just suggesting you show a little caution if KB asks >>>> > >you to stand behind him >>>> > >(or in front, for that matter); just today I read one of his squad >>>> > >members >>>> > >inform us that he is 52 (still pondering that factoid), and then >>>> > >threaten *My Ravi >>>> > >Yogi* with some Buddhist thugs (a word the Brits swiped from India) >>>> > >from Fox >>>> > >News, and not to forget today's show stopper from the Menza applicant >>>> > >stating >>>> > >she preferred Madonna to LG, but did not like to watch her dance. >>>> > > >>>> > >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixljWVyPby0 >>>> > > >>>> > >For the pre-qualification, which is open to everyone, I propose bidders >>>> > >submit ten questions / statements, and/or topics that should >>>> > >be included in the scope of work of the tender. >>>> > > >>>> > >1. When you ask someone if you: "knew them, back in the day", and they >>>> > >ignore you, >>>> > > >>>> > >are they trying to tell you something? >>>> > > >>>> > >2. If you don't understand irony, should you email one of your >>>> > >shrinking circle (circular firing squads will do that >>>> > >to populations) of FFL friends before embarrassing yourself? >>>> > > >>>> > >3. Is every thought that comes into your head is not an *idea*? >>>> > > >>>> > >4. When is typing typing or a cigar is a cigar? >>>> > > >>>> > >5. Before you state that you're more creative than the author of "In >>>> > >Cold Blood" should you check with >>>> > >someone who has read something more than the "Dharma Bums" to see how >>>> > >saying that will sound to everyone (except the Madonna lady of course)? >>>> > > >>>> > >6. Stop threatening to stop posting on FFL, its OK---we understand, >>>> > >we're all you have. >>>> > > >>>> > >7. Writing about other people’s creativity is generally not >>>> > >considered creative, particularly if >>>> > >you’re boring the hell out of your audience. >>>> > > >>>> > >8. Most people, over eleven, know what's up when someone compulsively >>>> > >tailgates rather than engages in >>>> > >exchanges, for example; when someone mentions psychedelics, don't say >>>> > >you met >>>> > >one of Tim's girl friends (its not the same thing), when someone >>>> > >mentions >>>> > >flying, don't say you managed it, but got stiffed on the price (makes >>>> > >you look >>>> > >naive), when someone says the speed of light might be different than we >>>> > >were >>>> > >told, don't say you peed on Einstein’s pants 106 years ago (makes it >>>> > >look >>>> > >like you can't count), when someone mentions Hollywood, don't say you >>>> > >lived in >>>> > >Malibu with some screenwriters (makes it look like you're too big a >>>> > >loser to >>>> > >own your own place in Malibu); better to stop typing and notice the >>>> > >waitress is >>>> > >hoping you'll move on. >>>> > > >>>> > >9. It's OK to admit you read and reread Judy's emails, to be able to >>>> > >keep up with her; nothing to be ashamed >>>> > >of, having no life is like that. >>>> > > >>>> > >10. Rama was the last daddy you'll ever have; if MZ wanted children I'm >>>> > >sure he'd aim higher than the >>>> > >leftovers from a guy who offed himself, rather than face prison. >>>> > > >>>> > >In case this makes him cry, here are the promised working titles: >>>> > > >>>> > >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUKLr5C19Bg&feature=related >>>> > > >>>> > >1. Arguing with spiders in Brunei. >>>> > > >>>> > >2. Hand gliding a Sharjah storm front; hailstones as big as >>>> > >cantaloupes. >>>> > > >>>> > >3. Kurds, Beirut, and Hollywood squares. >>>> > > >>>> > >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjGpcEA-FyE >>>> > > >>>> > >________________________________ >>>> > >From: turquoiseb <no_re...@yahoogroups.com> >>>> > >To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com >>>> > >Sent: Tuesday, November 29, 2011 2:40:07 AM >>>> > >Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: For Fanboy Robin (Bob) >>>> > > >>>> > >--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn <emilymae.reyn@> wrote: >>>> > >> >>>> > >> What's goin' on Bob? What are you doing spending your time >>>> > >> outwitting KB and Vaj and others that shall not be named? >>>> > > >>>> > >And who obviously don't care what he thinks of them, >>>> > >if they even bother to read it. :-) >>>> > > >>>> > >> We want to hear from you Bob. How's it going from your >>>> > >> authentic self. >>>> > > >>>> > >Have you considered the possibility that he has none? >>>> > > >>>> > >Think about it. How much do *any* of the folks who seem >>>> > >to live to rag on me and Vaj and Sal *ever* have to >>>> > >say, except when they're doing the ragging rag? I guess >>>> > >what I'm suggesting is the same thing you seem to be >>>> > >suggesting above -- that there is a possibility that >>>> > >they don't actually *have* anything to say when they're >>>> > >not playing "Gotcha." >>>> > > >>>> > >It's just a suggestion. There is a simple way to prove >>>> > >it wrong, whether the suggestion comes from me, or from >>>> > >you, or from anyone else. But that would involve any of >>>> > >them saying something new, or original. I'm betting that >>>> > >isn't going to happen because the capacity for doing it >>>> > >simply isn't there. >>>> > > >>>> > > >>>> > > >>>> > > >>>> > > > >
