Harry wrote: Not to worry. If we need more water, we'll get it from Oregon
when Karen isn't looking.

Oregon would be very happy to sell gray water to California at exorbitant
prices on the free market but we are looking at another dry year and may not
have enough water to go around at home.

Of course, you wouldn't think that right now since It's been drizzling for
two weeks and not expected to clear up through another week, but the
meteorologists aren't happy yet.

Keeps the skin moist, at least.  I was leaving Office Depot this afternoon
and stopped under the ledge out of the drizzle to get out my keys and a
stranger teased me "It's just drizzle" because most Oregonians don't use
umbrellas unless it's really raining - another reason you see so many
ponytails or sports hairdos on women around here.

At least in San Diego they started promoting dry gardens and naturalized
plantings, as they now do in Las Vegas subdivisions to reduce wasteful lawn
watering.

Oregonians have yet to learn that lesson, since normally Mother Nature
supplies us with mucho fresh water.  These automatic sprinkler salesmen
really do excel to sell their equipment here when it's so unnecessary!  But
that is exactly why some of these big trees fell over in those infrequent
ice storms we have up here because their tree roots are shallow, too near
the surface from all the rain.  When the ice makes them top heavy, they come
down.  All these generations of Oregon homeowners who planted big trees
awfully close to the house got a big surprise - and so did their insurers.

You know what happened next.

So, now that you've gotten a landscaping, environmental and hairdo lesson
from me I guess we're partially even for all the Georgian you speak about so
relentlessly and euphemistically.  No, now that I think about it, we're not
even close to being even.

En garde.
Karen
East of Portland, West of Mt Hood
Outgoing Mail Scanned by NAV 2002


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