ROTFL....
is this for real? or are you trying to pull a fast one here ;)

None of these are possible responses from the real programs.

BTW check out www.xwhois.com for whois info, and www.network-tools.com for a
sometimes working ping tool ;)

Ambar Roy
----- Original Message -----
From: "Bhaskar Dutta" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "The Linux-Delhi mailing list" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Tuesday, September 30, 2003 12:34 AM
Subject: Re: [ilugd] Re: two questions


>
>  Hi,
>
>   I tried out the two questions posed on ping and
> whois. I got some suspiciously funny results which I
> would like to share with you people. Could anyone
> please enlighten me further ....
>
>  $ whois inria.fr
>
>  Result: [translated from french by a helpful friend]
>  Dude, You seem to be from India. INRIA is in France.
> Unless you have achieved geekdom, INRIA wouldn't take
> you as a researcher. Moreover, we don't speak english
> so how the hell are going to manage here?? Please
> don't waste your time in asking who is INRIA. Call +33
> 1 39 63 55 11 if you want to know more!
> [in plain words, lay off!]
>
>  $ whois case.edu.pk
>
>  Result: You seem to be from India. CASE is in
> _Pakistan_. Don't you know we don't admit Indian
> students here! Please......
> [in plain words, lay off!]
>
>
>  $ whois yahoo.com
>
>  Result: YET ANOTHER HIERARCHICAL OFFICIOUS ORACLE
>  sung: yah-hooooooooo [wanna know more ?!]
>
>
>  What the hell is goin on? Is my computer nuts or are
> these standard replies?? Please help me, O
> knowledgeable LUGians.
>
>  After the whois session, i tried ping. You guys won't
> believe what strange results I got! All I got was a
> string of pongs! Like this...
>
>  $ ping www.case.edu.pk
>  Result: pong....
>
>  $ ping www.case.edu.pk
>  Result: pong pong....
>
>  $ ping www.case.edu.pk
>  Result: pong pong pong....
>
>  $ ping www.case.edu.pk
>  Result: pong pong pong pong....
>
>  $ ping www.case.edu.pk
>  Result: pong pong pong pong....
>
>  $ ping www.case.edu.pk
>  Result: AREN'T YOU TIRED PLAYING PING PONG....
>
>
>  Someone please tell me whether this is the antic of
> some unknown ICMP virus or something supernatural....
>
>
>  Regards,
>  Bhaskar.
>
>
>  --- Spoonman <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >
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> >
> > On Mon, Sep 29, 2003 at 11:58:45AM +0530, Sandip
> > Bhattacharya wrote:
> > Sandip>Arshad H. Siddiqui wrote:
> > Sandip>
> > Sandip>>Q1. The whois utility translates between
> > domain names and organizations.
> > Sandip>>Read the man page of whois and experiment
> > it. Try whois inria.fr, whois
> > Sandip>>case.edu.pk, whois yahoo.com and give your
> > results.
> > Sandip>>
> > Sandip>>Q2. The ping utility can be used to measure
> > the round trip time between
> > Sandip>>Internet hosts. Read the man page for
> > details on the options used to
> > Sandip>>control ping. What the -s option is for? Try
> > ping www.case.edu.pk -s,
> > Sandip>>ping www.geocities.com and give summary of
> > results in each case.
> >
> > Looks coming straight out of a Assignement. dude,
> > the answers
> > are stated right inside the questions.
> >
> > Do what the question says RTFM. More polietly,
> > Please Read the
> > Fine Man page.
> >
> > If you have acces to a linux box just open a
> > console/term window  and
> > type
> >
> > man  whois
> > man ping
> >
>
>
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