Wow...I think they could all help me out...LOL. Steve
>From: Jenny Goodspeed <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Reply-To: Jenny Goodspeed <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED] >Subject: Jonifest 2003 Workshops NJC >Date: Thu, 29 Aug 2002 13:00:55 -0700 (PDT) > >There's a steady much-needed rain here in the East today and I'm listening >to Bruce with a capital C (the only Bruce for me). I don't know if it's >the rain, but the glow I felt from this past weekend is slowly fading into >a wistful sort of melancholy. And that's no good, so in a lame attempt to >cheer myself up, I have come up with a list of potential workshops for >Jonifest 2003. Feel free to add your own. > > > >1. The Three Great Stimulants > >How to find the perfect balance of caffeine, alcohol, and (insert substance >of your choice) to make it through Jonifest with little or no sleep and >still not feel like shit. > > > >2. Lesson in Survival > >Research shows that, on average, Jonifesters are more likely to experience >extreme performance anxiety, whether performing on stage, in a song circle, >or alone in their rooms. Learn to control the trembling hands and >unintended vibratos that keep you from performing at your best. > > > >3. I Don't Know Where I Stand > >Navigating the topsy-turvy world of the Jonifest dating scene. Tactics for >finding your perfect Jonifest mate if you are unsure of either your own or >anyone else's sexual orientation. > > > >4. How Do You Stop > >After Jonifest ...do you find yourself smiling at or offering hugs to >strangers that pass you on the street or at the office? ...do you have >auditory hallucinations, which are manifested as snippets of Joni Mitchell, >James Taylor, or Grateful Dead songs? ...are you spending more time than >usual checking your email for the latest JMDL messages? You may be >suffering from post-Jonifest stress syndrome. Learn what steps you can >take to prevent this rare (but not all that troublesome) disorder. > > > >5. Song for Sharon > >A method for learning and memorizing the lyrics and the order of verses to >Joni's longest songs (e.g., Hejira, Song for Sharon, The Sire of Sorrow, >Yvette in English) . Never again suffer the embarrassment of stumbling >over lyrics or drawing a blank at the next sing along or song circle. >Yahoo! Finance - Get real-time stock quotes _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx
