Jenny This was really clever and I laughed out loud today at wirk when I read it the first time. It is hard getting back to the grind and so much to do. My best to you.
Michael on 8/29/02 3:00 PM, Jenny Goodspeed at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > There's a steady much-needed rain here in the East today and I'm listening to > Bruce with a capital C (the only Bruce for me). I don't know if it's the > rain, but the glow I felt from this past weekend is slowly fading into a > wistful sort of melancholy. And that's no good, so in a lame attempt to cheer > myself up, I have come up with a list of potential workshops for Jonifest > 2003. Feel free to add your own. > > > > 1. The Three Great Stimulants > > How to find the perfect balance of caffeine, alcohol, and (insert substance of > your choice) to make it through Jonifest with little or no sleep and still not > feel like shit. > > > > 2. Lesson in Survival > > Research shows that, on average, Jonifesters are more likely to experience > extreme performance anxiety, whether performing on stage, in a song circle, or > alone in their rooms. Learn to control the trembling hands and unintended > vibratos that keep you from performing at your best. > > > > 3. I Don't Know Where I Stand > > Navigating the topsy-turvy world of the Jonifest dating scene. Tactics for > finding your perfect Jonifest mate if you are unsure of either your own or > anyone else's sexual orientation. > > > > 4. How Do You Stop > > After Jonifest ...do you find yourself smiling at or offering hugs to > strangers that pass you on the street or at the office? ...do you have > auditory hallucinations, which are manifested as snippets of Joni Mitchell, > James Taylor, or Grateful Dead songs? ...are you spending more time than > usual checking your email for the latest JMDL messages? You may be suffering > from post-Jonifest stress syndrome. Learn what steps you can take to prevent > this rare (but not all that troublesome) disorder. > > > > 5. Song for Sharon > > A method for learning and memorizing the lyrics and the order of verses to > Joni's longest songs (e.g., Hejira, Song for Sharon, The Sire of Sorrow, > Yvette in English) . Never again suffer the embarrassment of stumbling over > lyrics or drawing a blank at the next sing along or song circle. > Yahoo! Finance - Get real-time stock quotes
