#1 & #5 are for me! kate
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> 1. The Three Great Stimulants
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> How to find the perfect balance of caffeine, alcohol, and
> (insert substance of your choice) to make it through Jonifest
> with little or no sleep and still not feel like shit.
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> 2. Lesson in Survival
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> Research shows that, on average, Jonifesters are more likely
> to experience extreme performance anxiety, whether performing
> on stage, in a song circle, or alone in their rooms. Learn
> to control the trembling hands and unintended vibratos that
> keep you from performing at your best.
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> 3. I Don't Know Where I Stand
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> Navigating the topsy-turvy world of the Jonifest dating
> scene. Tactics for finding your perfect Jonifest mate if you
> are unsure of either your own or anyone else's sexual orientation.
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> 4. How Do You Stop
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> After Jonifest ...do you find yourself smiling at or
> offering hugs to strangers that pass you on the street or at
> the office? ...do you have auditory hallucinations, which
> are manifested as snippets of Joni Mitchell, James Taylor, or
> Grateful Dead songs? ...are you spending more time than
> usual checking your email for the latest JMDL messages? You
> may be suffering from post-Jonifest stress syndrome. Learn
> what steps you can take to prevent this rare (but not all
> that troublesome) disorder.
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> 5. Song for Sharon
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> A method for learning and memorizing the lyrics and the order
> of verses to Joni's longest songs (e.g., Hejira, Song for
> Sharon, The Sire of Sorrow, Yvette in English) . Never again
> suffer the embarrassment of stumbling over lyrics or drawing
> a blank at the next sing along or song circle.
