this one is so stupid and so indelicate but it kills me: the waitress in porky's paging mike hunt in the crowded bar: "does anybody know mike hunt? where is mike hunt? have you seen mike hunt?"
cloris leachman in young frankestein screaming, " YES! YES! SAY IT! he was my ... BOYFRIEND!!!" and then there was one that colin once posted about an old english lady saying, "when people see my lovely little pussy they just have to smile" or something like that. what was it colin? wallyK