vince wrote:
From About Last Night, by David Mamet
[Joan, a kindergarten teacher, is reading a Christmas story]
Joan And then an angel of the lord decended upon the virgin Mary...
Kid: What's a virgin?
Joan : A virgin is someone who has never had sex.
Kid: What's sex?
Joan : Uh sex, uh sex is how men and women make babies.
Kid: Are you a virgin?
Joan : No.
Kid: So you have a baby?
Joan : Uhm, no, men and women who don't want babies also have sex.
Kid: What for?
Joan : For about ten or fifteen minutes.
