Hilarious and all that, but he was already on their side as a phrophet.... On 25 January 2010 14:20, wayne callaghan <[email protected]> wrote:
> > Subject: A good signing > (apologies to god botherers) > > The Muslim faith pulled off a massive coup yesterday by signing Jesus > Christ from its bitter rival Christianity. The transfer sees the Christians' > pin-up boy end his long association with the Rome outfit and switch to Islam > on a Bosman. > 'We'd been looking to strengthen the squad for a while, and this'll really > increase the competition for places,' said Islam's manager Allah today. > 'Fair play to him, Jesus has got a lovely touch, especially with the sick > and the poor, and I think the lad's shown that he's prepared to put the team > first. Some say his best years are behind him, but I reckon he's due a > return to form before he hangs up his sandals, and at the end of the day > it'll just be great to have a player of his calibre in and around the > dressing room.' > Jesus was scouted by many of the big faiths in his early days, but it was > playing for the Christians in the early seasons of the first millennium that > he really made a name for himself with some dazzling on-field miracles. 'He > played that floating role on waterlogged pitches better than anyone,' said > one fan. 'Mind you, he wasn't very strong in the tackle, always preferring > to turn the other cheek, but he was pretty handy as a physio. Broken legs, > leprosy, you name it - he soon had the lads back on their feet with nothing > more than a dab of the magic sponge.' > Jesus was today looking forward to a new dawn in his career. 'Don't get me > wrong, I've had a great time turning out every Sunday for Christianity, but > the time's now right to move out of my comfort zone and try something new.' > But despite the excitement, some Muslim fans wonder whether his body is > still up to the demands of the modern game. 'It's the fixture list that's > the worry. I remember they rushed him back for a cameo just three days after > he picked up a knock in the Good Friday clash. That ruled him out for a > while.' > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _______________________________________________ > the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators > accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. > Leedslist mailing list > [email protected] > http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist > www.leedslist.net > _______________________________________________ the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. Leedslist mailing list [email protected] http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist www.leedslist.net
