I would have thought Peter for the keeper, not Shilton the other one Saint Peter, he's good with the net. Thirkers
=====+====== On 25 Jan 2010, at 16:08, Chris Briggs wrote: > They should consider having a butchers at the centre half pairing of Noah and > Joshua, watertight defence and very good with walls. > > Ganesh would make a good goalkeeper. > > -------------------------------------------------- > From: "wayne callaghan " <[email protected]> > Sent: Monday, January 25, 2010 2:20 PM > To: "leedslist " <[email protected]> > Subject: [LU] FW: A good signing > >> >> Subject: A good signing >> (apologies to god botherers) >> >> The Muslim faith pulled off a massive coup yesterday by signing Jesus Christ >> from its bitter rival Christianity. The transfer sees the Christians' pin-up >> boy end his long association with the Rome outfit and switch to Islam on a >> Bosman. >> 'We'd been looking to strengthen the squad for a while, and this'll really >> increase the competition for places,' said Islam's manager Allah today. >> 'Fair play to him, Jesus has got a lovely touch, especially with the sick >> and the poor, and I think the lad's shown that he's prepared to put the team >> first. Some say his best years are behind him, but I reckon he's due a >> return to form before he hangs up his sandals, and at the end of the day >> it'll just be great to have a player of his calibre in and around the >> dressing room.' >> Jesus was scouted by many of the big faiths in his early days, but it was >> playing for the Christians in the early seasons of the first millennium that >> he really made a name for himself with some dazzling on-field miracles. 'He >> played that floating role on waterlogged pitches better than anyone,' said >> one fan. 'Mind you, he wasn't very strong in the tackle, always preferring >> to turn the other cheek, but he was pretty handy as a physio. Broken legs, >> leprosy, you name it - he soon had the lads back on their feet with nothing >> more than a dab of the magic sponge.' >> Jesus was today looking forward to a new dawn in his career. 'Don't get me >> wrong, I've had a great time turning out every Sunday for Christianity, but >> the time's now right to move out of my comfort zone and try something new.' >> But despite the excitement, some Muslim fans wonder whether his body is >> still up to the demands of the modern game. 'It's the fixture list that's >> the worry. I remember they rushed him back for a cameo just three days after >> he picked up a knock in the Good Friday clash. That ruled him out for a >> while.' >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> _______________________________________________ >> the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators >> accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. >> Leedslist mailing list >> [email protected] >> http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist >> www.leedslist.net > > _______________________________________________ > the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators > accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. > Leedslist mailing list > [email protected] > http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist > www.leedslist.net _______________________________________________ the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. Leedslist mailing list [email protected] http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist www.leedslist.net
