Archangel Gabriel might be good on the wing.
----- Sent from my iPhone ________________________ On 2010-01-25 18:23:37 +0000 Graham Thirkill <[email protected]> wrote: > > I would have thought Peter for the keeper, not Shilton the other one Saint > Peter, he's good with the net. > Thirkers > > =====+====== > > > On 25 Jan 2010, at 16:08, Chris Briggs wrote: > >> They should consider having a butchers at the centre half pairing of Noah >> and Joshua, watertight defence and very good with walls. >> >> Ganesh would make a good goalkeeper. >> >> -------------------------------------------------- >> From: "wayne callaghan " <[email protected]> >> Sent: Monday, January 25, 2010 2:20 PM >> To: "leedslist " <[email protected]> >> Subject: [LU] FW: A good signing >> >>> >>> Subject: A good signing >>> (apologies to god botherers) >>> >>> The Muslim faith pulled off a massive coup yesterday by signing Jesus >>> Christ from its bitter rival Christianity. The transfer sees the >>> Christians' pin-up boy end his long association with the Rome outfit and >>> switch to Islam on a Bosman. >>> 'We'd been looking to strengthen the squad for a while, and this'll really >>> increase the competition for places,' said Islam's manager Allah today. >>> 'Fair play to him, Jesus has got a lovely touch, especially with the sick >>> and the poor, and I think the lad's shown that he's prepared to put the >>> team first. Some say his best years are behind him, but I reckon he's due >>> a return to form before he hangs up his sandals, and at the end of the day >>> it'll just be great to have a player of his calibre in and around the >>> dressing room.' >>> Jesus was scouted by many of the big faiths in his early days, but it was >>> playing for the Christians in the early seasons of the first millennium >>> that he really made a name for himself with some dazzling on-field >>> miracles. 'He played that floating role on waterlogged pitches better than >>> anyone,' said one fan. 'Mind you, he wasn't very strong in the tackle, >>> always preferring to turn the other cheek, but he was pretty handy as a >>> physio. Broken legs, leprosy, you name it - he soon had the lads back on >>> their feet with nothing more than a dab of the magic sponge.' >>> Jesus was today looking forward to a new dawn in his career. 'Don't get me >>> wrong, I've had a great time turning out every Sunday for Christianity, >>> but the time's now right to move out of my comfort zone and try something >>> new.' >>> But despite the excitement, some Muslim fans wonder whether his body is >>> still up to the demands of the modern game. 'It's the fixture list that's >>> the worry. I remember they rushed him back for a cameo just three days >>> after he picked up a knock in the Good Friday clash. That ruled him out >>> for a while.' >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> _______________________________________________ >>> the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators >>> accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. >>> Leedslist mailing list >>> [email protected] >>> http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist >>> www.leedslist.net >> >> _______________________________________________ >> the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators >> accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. >> Leedslist mailing list >> [email protected] >> http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist >> www.leedslist.net > > > _______________________________________________ > the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators > accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. > Leedslist mailing list > [email protected] > http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist > www.leedslist.net > _______________________________________________ the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. Leedslist mailing list [email protected] http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist www.leedslist.net
