well, I'm not so sure he's worth it, he got bloody crucified against Jerusalem....
Kippah on, heading out the synagogue..... > > Subject: A good signing > > (apologies to god botherers) > > > > The Muslim faith pulled off a massive coup yesterday by > signing Jesus > > Christ from its bitter rival Christianity. The transfer > sees the Christians' > > pin-up boy end his long association with the Rome outfit > and switch to > > Islam on a Bosman. > > 'We'd been looking to strengthen the squad for a while, and this'll > > really increase the competition for places,' said Islam's > manager Allah today. > > 'Fair play to him, Jesus has got a lovely touch, especially > with the > > sick and the poor, and I think the lad's shown that he's > prepared to > > put the team first. Some say his best years are behind him, but I > > reckon he's due a return to form before he hangs up his > sandals, and > > at the end of the day it'll just be great to have a player of his > > calibre in and around the dressing room.' > > Jesus was scouted by many of the big faiths in his early > days, but it > > was playing for the Christians in the early seasons of the first > > millennium that he really made a name for himself with some > dazzling > > on-field miracles. 'He played that floating role on waterlogged > > pitches better than anyone,' said one fan. 'Mind you, he > wasn't very > > strong in the tackle, always preferring to turn the other > cheek, but > > he was pretty handy as a physio. Broken legs, leprosy, you > name it - > > he soon had the lads back on their feet with nothing more > than a dab of the magic sponge.' > > Jesus was today looking forward to a new dawn in his career. 'Don't > > get me wrong, I've had a great time turning out every Sunday for > > Christianity, but the time's now right to move out of my > comfort zone and try something new.' > > But despite the excitement, some Muslim fans wonder whether > his body > > is still up to the demands of the modern game. 'It's the > fixture list > > that's the worry. I remember they rushed him back for a cameo just > > three days after he picked up a knock in the Good Friday > clash. That > > ruled him out for a while.' > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _______________________________________________ > > the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list > > administrators accept no liability for the personal views > and opinions of contributors. > > Leedslist mailing list > > [email protected] > > http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist > > www.leedslist.net > > > _______________________________________________ > the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list > administrators accept no liability for the personal views and > opinions of contributors. > Leedslist mailing list > [email protected] > http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist > www.leedslist.net _______________________________________________ the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. Leedslist mailing list [email protected] http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist www.leedslist.net
