Good morning, again, Bill... Bill Anderson wrote:
> On Mon, 2004-12-13 at 13:29 -0800, Dave Laird wrote: >> No, not really, ALTHOUGH I did notice some of the resident Libertarians >> jumping up and down and waving what appeared to be wood shanks or spears >> in your general direction. Of course, that could be a ceremonial rite, >> the purpose of which I am unfamiliar. 8-) > > Oh, it was ceremonial? Does that mean I have to quit sharpening the > speartip? :^) [Dave ponders this a minute] Actually, there are a series of studies that were performed in the early 1900's that suggested if you sharpen the spear point, the odds increase dramatically that the recipient might get the point of discussion. Of course you realize, all standard disclaimers apply, including the one stating for each study, there are at least ten other studies that contradict its findings. What the hell, Bill, sharpen the spear tip and call it motivational therapy. [The hooker theory of political reform] > Which begs the question: Which came first, the Hooker or the John? :^D > > I used to think they should likewise legalize and tax those things. WHAAT? TAX MY pitiful excuse for a JONES? Although I do plead guilty to occasionally chasing my wife around the house with my Jones in hand for grins and giggles, like most men nearing sixty years of age, my poor Jones is more often used as a waterspout than its other seminal functions these days. I'd rather have an illegal Jones than another tax bill for pleasures which I'll probably never enjoy in my lifetime. Although I am told by reputable sources that Theresa La Boom Boom gives a good hum job. (Can I really say that in Liberty Northwest????). Of course, this means the gummint will have tax her hummer, now doesn't it? (and thus we prolong this unworldly and otherwise semi-useless thread on political expedience for yet another day...) >> With the possible of the current race for Governor in Washington State, I >> would have to agree. However, ask *anyone* in Washington State why they >> voted for either the Cat Lady or the Italian Mafia, and they'll >> immediately know what you're talking about. That is how bad things are on >> this side of the State Line. 8-( > > It happens here too. Only here the "part time paperboy's assistant" > actually resigned. ;^) WHOOOPS! > My turn to snicker and stay at work. ;) Well, yes, there is THAT. Dave -- Dave Laird ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) The Used Kharma Lot Web Page: http://www.kharma.net updated 11/24/2004 Usenet news server : news://news.kharma.net Fortune Random Thought For the Minute Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities. -- Mark Twain _______________________________________________ Libnw mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] List info and subscriber options: http://immosys.com/mailman/listinfo/libnw Archives: http://immosys.com/mailman//pipermail/libnw