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On Sunday, June 9, 2019, 2:16 pm, Edward Picot via NetBehaviour 
<netbehaviour@lists.netbehaviour.org> wrote:

 As I was walking the dog yesterday I had a vision of the awards ceremony. The 
elephant is sitting next to you at one of those big round tables, looking 
exceedingly  uncomfortable in a rented tuxedo, grumpily munching buns and 
bananas and necking down large quantities of champagne straight from the 
bottle, scowling all over his face, while all the other guests pick their way 
through the fancy food and make small talk. He gets more and more impatient as 
the evening wears on, and eventually, when it comes to the winners being 
announced, he's right at the end of his tether. You and the elephant come in 
second, beaten to the first prize by somebody who has placed a dead halibut in 
a toilet. You do your best to look pleased for the winner and applaud 
enthusiastically, but the elephant suddenly loses it: he leaps up from his seat 
with an angry trumpet, upending the table, and starts stampeding round the room 
smashing everything in his path, while the guests and judges panic and rush for 
the exits. He grabs hold of Nicolas Serota and flings him head-first into the 
gateau trolley. Then the police arrive and knock him out with a tranquilliser 
dart. 
  
  Good times! 
  Edward 
  
  
  On 06/06/2019 15:49, Edward Picot via NetBehaviour wrote:
  
 
Michael, 
  I agree with what others have said, these are extremely thought-provoking, 
and almost any one of the questions would be material for a couple of hours of 
discussion. Great material for a book too! 
  My favourite one is 'If I collaborate with an elephant to make an artwork is 
that elephant my fellow artist?' That really appeals to me. First of all, you 
immediately start to wonder what kind of artwork the elephant could participate 
in - elephant footprints on a canvas? an elephant with a paintbrush in its 
trunk? maybe something displayed on the sides of the elephant? Secondly, who 
wouldn't want an elephant as a fellow artist? And just imagine the presentation 
if you won the Turner Prize! 
  Edward
  
  On 03/06/2019 21:50, Michael Szpakowski wrote:
  
 
 I have a short text in the new volume of Borderless Philosophy . 
https://docs.wixstatic.com/ugd/e2a905_df53424e9f454e9080b97f54dbc370f3.pdf Have 
a read if you have a mo & are so inclined! 
  warmest wishes Michael
   
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