On Mon, 2002-11-18 at 09:15, RichardA wrote: > Best. Sig. Ever. > > Stephen Kuhn, Sunday 17 November 2002 19:53: > > THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #14 -- VALGOL > > > > VALGOL is enjoying a dramatic surge of popularity across the > > industry. VALGOL commands include REALLY, LIKE, WELL, and Y*KNOW. > > Variables are assigned with the =LIKE and =TOTALLY operators. Other > > operators include the "California booleans", AX and NOWAY. Loops are > > accomplished with the FOR SURE construct. A simple example: > > > > LIKE, Y*KNOW(I MEAN)START > > IF PIZZA =LIKE BITCHEN AND > > GUY =LIKE TUBULAR AND > > VALLEY GIRL =LIKE GRODY**MAX(FERSURE)**2 > > THEN > > FOR I =LIKE 1 TO OH*MAYBE 100 > > DO*WAH - (DITTY**2); BARF(I)=TOTALLY GROSS(OUT) > > SURE > > LIKE, BAG THIS PROGRAM; REALLY; LIKE TOTALLY(Y*KNOW); IM*SURE > > GOTO THE MALL > > > > VALGOL is also characterized by its unfriendly error messages. For > > example, when the user makes a syntax error, the interpreter displays > > the > > message GAG ME WITH A SPOON! A successful compile may be termed > > MAXIMALLY > > AWESOME! > > > ______________________________________________________________________ > > Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? > Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com
Hehehhehee...yeah - I like using the "fortune" database to generate the quips at the end of the sig...real simple script that runs every minute via cron job. Anytime I get a chance to update the "fortune"'s database, I do... -- Mon Nov 18 08:10:00 EST 2002 -------------------------------- | __ __ | | / \ /| |'-. | | .\__/ || | | | | _ / `._ \|_|_.-' | | | / \__.`=._) (_ |kuhn media australia | |/ ._/ |"""""""""| |http://kma.0catch.com | |'. `\ | | |stephen kuhn | ;"""/ / | | |email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] | smk ) /_/| |.-------.| |mobile: 0410-728-389 | ' `-`' " " |linux user:267497 -------------------------------- I am NOMAD!
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