On Mon, Mar 21, 2005 at 07:46:33PM -0700, SCO++ Paul Robertson wrote: > Certainly in the course of UUG elections, my opponents will attempt to > deride me, and I have already anticipated the most likely method of > attack: my name. > > It is no mystery to many of you that my name is not Scott, but Rather > SCO++. This fact was brought forth against my will last election, which > caused my loss that year. However, I announce today that I will leverage > my true identity for the benefit of the club when you elect me > president.
Oh really? He's going to use his true identity (he even admits it) as an agent of evil for "the benefit of the club"... And how is he planning on doing that? He's going to force a switch to SCO Unix. He's going to use our club budget to help them finance their evil war against linux. He says that he will use his identity to benefit the club if he becomes president. Don't believe him! In reality, he is planning to use the position of president to allow him to exploit the club and help SCO! > > I will: > 1. Provide a more secure, stable, and reliable club environment. He claims that we will be more secure, stable and reliable when we are no longer "in danger of litigation" from SCO. DON'T BELIEVE HIM!!! > 2. Provide up-to-date services and features, which are light years ahead > of those currently offered by my opponents. Note the vagueness. Sure, he's going to say that he can't tell you what those are, because it would be giving away the secret... In fact, he's going to make people sign an NDA before telling them anything. In actuality, he's telling you NOTHING! This is a pointless claim. > 3. Protect you, my constituents, from the slander and danger that comes > from operating under illegitimate Presidencies. What exactly does he mean by this? Does he mean that anybody who has not paid their "SCO License Fee" is illegitimate? Is he claiming that a president who is a leader of the enemy is somehow legitimate? Remember who this candidate CLAIMS to be! He says that SCO++ is his true identity. How can you dispute that? > > Also: > 1. Provide you with current Linux licenses.[1] SLANDER! BLASPHEMY!!! BURN HIM!!! > 2. Provide full indemnification against IP issues, allowing you to run > Linux without fear of legal reprisal. STONE HIM!!!!! How can he say such a thing? Do you want your club budget used to pay for SCO licenses??? > 3. Continue to defend the American Constitution by fighting those > communistic Linux users who refuse to admit that they have stolen my > intellectual property and used it in their monolithic kernel.[2] SCO++ has created NOTHING! He is a bloodsucking LEECH who steals the work of others for his own gain. If he is elected president, he will begin suing those who have created our beloved SSS cd, claiming that they have stolen HIS intellectual property! DO YOU WANT A LEECH FOR A PRESIDENT???? > > In Addition: > 1. Finally produce T-shirts, unlike many past presidents Yes... and these t-shirts will come with an EULA that says that the moment you unfold them, your soul belongs to SCO, and you will become their slaves for eternity! > 2. Bring in more developers to speak to us. Developers from SCO? But, SCO doesn't have any developers. Granted, they have lawyers... The lawyers claim to have the rights to the code, and they develop cases and such... I guess you could call them "developers" in some weird sense. > 3. Continue to foster relationships with the PLUG, SLLUG, uvlug, and > other local groups to enhance the quality of our meetings. By "foster relationships with" he means "sue". SCO claims that it's been fostering relationships with Linux Users. It does. They meet, and discuss how much the Linux User owes them. > 4. Continue to mock BYUSA whenever possible. Pure Evil mocking Pure Evil.... > 5. Drink Dr. Pepper with reckless abandon. This is a campaign promise? > 6. Steak![3] This is special steak. See, if SCO++ is elected president, the Inquisition will begin. Any club member who is not willing to bow before the SCO logo, proclaim SCO++ their master, and hand over all of their money to pay SCO's legal fees will be burned at the steak. From that burning, he will provide steak for those club members who have no backbone > > I promise that your confidence in me as my constituents is well founded, > and you will be rewarded greatly when your vote is cast for me. "Rewarded Greatly"... The Devil cares not for his followers! > > Finally, I announce that the McNabb dynasty is not over, I will take the > steps to legally change my name to SCO++ Paul McNabb, let the dynasty > live on forever! Do you really want the McNabb Dynasty to continue? Do you want SCO++ Paul McNabb (the LEECH) to begin his Reign of Terror??? NO! Join with me! Fight the tyranny!!!! Stand up for YOUR rights!!!!! Vote Erin Sharmahd for President! -- Erin Sharmahd [EMAIL PROTECTED] CS Student Unix Users Group PGP Fingerprint: F352 FF41 EA0A 67E4 566B 3B5B E65A D3DC 083E 9336
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