* [EMAIL PROTECTED] [Tue, 22 Mar 2005 at 09:59 -0700] > > Once again, I point I am not SCO. Their actions do not reflect my own. > > They may be indicators of future action however. > > No, he is not SCO. SCO is no longer a threat to Linux users. They have > destroyed themselves. SCO++ is a much more threatening incarnation of > SCO. If he gains power over the UUG, he will steal our souls, and use > us as his slaves as he fights against Linux, BSD, etc across the world!
I, for one, have already given my soul over to SCO++ willingly, and as his
slave I have fought many things, but never Linux or BSD and certainly
not /etc.
> >
> > > > 5. Drink Dr. Pepper with reckless abandon.
> > >
> > > This is a campaign promise?
> >
> > Yes, yes it is.
And what a grand promise! We can rest assured that we have a president
who will not fall asleep in meetings, possibly allowing a presenter to
go over the alloted time, get off topic (a long standing legacy in the
list, but meetints??) or proceed to re-educate[1] in a manner
inconsistent with the new President's wishes. And of course, if he's the
new president, he is there by the will of the people and thus his will
reflects our own.
> > > > 6. Steak![3]
> > >
> > > This is special steak. See, if SCO++ is elected president, the
> > > Inquisition will begin. Any club member who is not willing to bow
> > > before the SCO logo, proclaim SCO++ their master, and hand over all of
> > > their money to pay SCO's legal fees will be burned at the steak. From
> > > that burning, he will provide steak for those club members who have no
> > > backbone
> >
> > How dare you consider that I would demean such a sacred thing as Steak!
> > I would never provide anything less than the highest quality USDA
> > approved beef steaks. Preferably rib-eyes, but there are many other good
> > cuts of beef. I guarantee only the best Steak for my constituents!
>
> Thus he says now! However, what reason do you have to trust him? Do
> you not doubt that there will be a Great Purge, and a re-education
> campaign if SCO++ is elected president? Do not listen as he preaches to
> you about a "Great Leap Forward".
I say it's high time for a re-education! Let the long standing false
traditions of BYU culture go no longer un-contested. And how will we
ever know of these false traditions without the scrutiny and fresh view
provided by a re-education. Now, will SCO++'s re-education[2] be of the
sort we could whole-heartedly absorb? Vote for SCO++ and find out!
> > > Do you really want the McNabb Dynasty to continue?
> >
> > Yes you do.
Long live the McNabb Dynasty! And bring on the Steak!
> I'm Erin Sharmahd, and I approve this message
See, she even agrees.
One thing... I would petition SCO++ to match Erin's offer of girls at
meetings. /me jigs "Come on and meet with the UUG, ladys! Come on and
meet with the UUG, girls girls!"
Von Fugal, future webmaster of a properly SCO++ licensed site[3]
[1] Re-education, by the people, for the people, as dictated by SCO++
[2] The same[1]
[3] I offer announcement space on the new site to forward said
re-education.
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