On Mon, Mar 21, 2005 at 10:10:24PM -0700, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > On Mon, Mar 21, 2005 at 07:46:33PM -0700, SCO++ Paul Robertson wrote: > Oh really? He's going to use his true identity (he even admits it) as > an agent of evil for "the benefit of the club"... And how is he
You claim I am evil, and this is true, but remember: "when your name is evil that is good or so you think, but you're so very wrong. It's evil. But being wrong is right so you're good again."[1] > planning on doing that? He's going to force a switch to SCO Unix. He's > going to use our club budget to help them finance their evil war against > linux. He says that he will use his identity to benefit the club if he > becomes president. Don't believe him! In reality, he is planning to > use the position of president to allow him to exploit the club and help > SCO! > Though some only think of me as the offspring of SCO, I am no such creature. I am SCO++. I am the next incarnation of SCO. In high school I was voted most likely to become a mad scientist/physics professor or the next Bill Gates. It is true that I will provide many of the offerings that my lesser sibling does, but also I will ensure you that you will not have to stop running Linux! With a licensed version you are completely safe when running, and free from any danger. > > I will: > > 1. Provide a more secure, stable, and reliable club environment. > > He claims that we will be more secure, stable and reliable when we are > no longer "in danger of litigation" from SCO. DON'T BELIEVE HIM!!! > > > 2. Provide up-to-date services and features, which are light years ahead > > of those currently offered by my opponents. > > Note the vagueness. Sure, he's going to say that he can't tell you what > those are, because it would be giving away the secret... In fact, he's > going to make people sign an NDA before telling them anything. In > actuality, he's telling you NOTHING! This is a pointless claim. > > > 3. Protect you, my constituents, from the slander and danger that comes > > from operating under illegitimate Presidencies. > > What exactly does he mean by this? Does he mean that anybody who has > not paid their "SCO License Fee" is illegitimate? Is he claiming that a > president who is a leader of the enemy is somehow legitimate? Remember > who this candidate CLAIMS to be! He says that SCO++ is his true > identity. How can you dispute that? > I feel that one of my constituents has already responded aptly to this argument, and will refer you to the email provided by Mr. Holt. > SLANDER! BLASPHEMY!!! BURN HIM!!! Google defines Slander as: 1. False and defamatory spoken words tending to harm another's reputation, business, or means of livelihood. In no way are these statements meant to hurt my opponents. I do not see how you could construe these statements to mean such. Unless, however, this harms my opponent's "means of livelihood". Simply put, My opponent is planning to live off club funds instead of work for a living![2] Google defines Blasphemy as: 1. Evil and reproachful language directed at God, the Virgin, the Saints or sacred objects. I have done no such thing. I am offended that you would even insinuate that I would say such things. > STONE HIM!!!!! How can he say such a thing? Do you want your club > budget used to pay for SCO licenses??? Where did I say anything about using the club budget for SCO licenses? > SCO++ has created NOTHING! He is a bloodsucking LEECH who steals the > work of others for his own gain. If he is elected president, he will > begin suing those who have created our beloved SSS cd, claiming that > they have stolen HIS intellectual property! DO YOU WANT A LEECH FOR A > PRESIDENT???? Created nothing? I beg to differ: https://mahonri5.net/svn/wntr. Also consider the fact that I received a 25 out of 25 on my creativity take-home this afternoon. Therefore, I must be creative. It is simply others taking my original ideas, my IP, which I will not stand for! > Yes... and these t-shirts will come with an EULA that says that the > moment you unfold them, your soul belongs to SCO, and you will become > their slaves for eternity! Who needs a EULA to do this?[3] > Developers from SCO? But, SCO doesn't have any developers. Granted, > they have lawyers... The lawyers claim to have the rights to the code, > and they develop cases and such... I guess you could call them > "developers" in some weird sense. I affirm that no lawyers will be present at any meeting of the UUG, now or in the future. > By "foster relationships with" he means "sue". SCO claims that it's > been fostering relationships with Linux Users. It does. They meet, and > discuss how much the Linux User owes them. Once again, I point I am not SCO. Their actions do not reflect my own. They may be indicators of future action however. > > 5. Drink Dr. Pepper with reckless abandon. > > This is a campaign promise? Yes, yes it is. > > 6. Steak![3] > > This is special steak. See, if SCO++ is elected president, the > Inquisition will begin. Any club member who is not willing to bow > before the SCO logo, proclaim SCO++ their master, and hand over all of > their money to pay SCO's legal fees will be burned at the steak. From > that burning, he will provide steak for those club members who have no > backbone How dare you consider that I would demean such a sacred thing as Steak! I would never provide anything less than the highest quality USDA approved beef steaks. Preferably rib-eyes, but there are many other good cuts of beef. I guarantee only the best Steak for my constituents! > "Rewarded Greatly"... The Devil cares not for his followers! I'd appreciate if you left my brother out of this. > Do you really want the McNabb Dynasty to continue? Yes you do. > Do you want SCO++ Paul McNabb (the LEECH) to begin his Reign of > Terror??? NO! Join with me! Fight the tyranny!!!! Stand up for > YOUR rights!!!!! > > Vote Erin Sharmahd for President! > If we pay attention to my opponent's previous email, she personally approved the message. There is no proof that this message has no been approved by my opponent, and you should disregard it. SCO++ [1] Statement made by the They Might Be Giants. [2] However, this statement my be slanderous. [3] Email Users License Agreement (EULA): The reader of this email (herein referred to as "the reader") hereby agrees that by reading any portion of this email, they agree to vote for SCO++ (Known at times at Scott Paul Robertson) in the upcoming UUG election. By reading, we mean the action of opening an email in a preview window, full screen, or as a text file. Opening as a text file may be accomplished via non-interactive means, such as parsing the headers, running through procmail or spamassasin, or running the grep command on the directory in which this email is, or has been, or maybe stored in the future. Also, reading this EULA constitutes reading the email and "the reader" is therefore bound by it. By agreeing to this EULA, "the reader" also agrees to purchase any and all products SCO++ offers or supports, and forfeits all rights to ownership of their ("the reader"'s) soul to SCO++. -- SCO++ Paul McNabb Vote SCO++ for President GnuPG FingerPrint: 09ab 64b5 edc0 903e 93ce edb9 3bcc f8fb dc5d 7601
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