On Mon, Mar 21, 2005 at 11:49:09PM -0700, SCO++ Paul McNabb wrote: > On Mon, Mar 21, 2005 at 10:10:24PM -0700, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > > On Mon, Mar 21, 2005 at 07:46:33PM -0700, SCO++ Paul Robertson wrote: > > Oh really? He's going to use his true identity (he even admits it) as > > an agent of evil for "the benefit of the club"... And how is he > > You claim I am evil, and this is true, but remember: "when your name is > evil that is good or so you think, but you're so very wrong. It's evil. > But being wrong is right so you're good again."[1]
My hitman will teach you the difference between wrong and right...... :) > Though some only think of me as the offspring of SCO, I am no such > creature. I am SCO++. I am the next incarnation of SCO. In high school I > was voted most likely to become a mad scientist/physics professor or the > next Bill Gates. It is true that I will provide many of the offerings > that my lesser sibling does, but also I will ensure you that you will > not have to stop running Linux! With a licensed version you are > completely safe when running, and free from any danger. Who in this club wants to find themselves under the whip of the next Bill Gates? Who wants to slave under the rule of the next incarnation of SCO? Are you willing to give your hard-earned money to support evil? Are you willing to have money taken from your pockets to pay for SCO licenses???? NO! > > > > I will: > > > 1. Provide a more secure, stable, and reliable club environment. > > > > He claims that we will be more secure, stable and reliable when we are > > no longer "in danger of litigation" from SCO. DON'T BELIEVE HIM!!! My opponent does not have ANY intention of making our club more secure, stable and reliable. He wants to undercut it from below, toppling it under the rule of evil. > > > 3. Protect you, my constituents, from the slander and danger that comes > > > from operating under illegitimate Presidencies. > > > > What exactly does he mean by this? Does he mean that anybody who has > > not paid their "SCO License Fee" is illegitimate? Is he claiming that a > > president who is a leader of the enemy is somehow legitimate? Remember > > who this candidate CLAIMS to be! He says that SCO++ is his true > > identity. How can you dispute that? > > > > I feel that one of my constituents has already responded aptly to this > argument, and will refer you to the email provided by Mr. Holt. I assure those of you who may have been led astray by Mr Holt that SCO++ does not own the intellectual rights to the UUG. However, should you elect him to be your president, I'm sure that he will waste no time in changing that fact. By electing me as the president of the UUG, I assure you that the IP rights of the UUG will be protected. > > > SLANDER! BLASPHEMY!!! BURN HIM!!! > > Google defines Slander as: > > 1. False and defamatory spoken words tending to harm another's > reputation, business, or means of livelihood. > > In no way are these statements meant to hurt my opponents. I do not see > how you could construe these statements to mean such. Unless, however, > this harms my opponent's "means of livelihood". Simply put, My opponent > is planning to live off club funds instead of work for a living![2] Your support of your "brother" is a support of slander against the good name of Linus Torvalds. To put down any fears regarding my opponent's claim against me, I assure the good members of the UUG that I have no intention of using club funds for anything other than their intended uses (pizza for meetings, club t-shirts, club technology, hitmen, etc). > > Google defines Blasphemy as: > > 1. Evil and reproachful language directed at God, the Virgin, the Saints > or sacred objects. > > I have done no such thing. I am offended that you would even insinuate > that I would say such things. Are you denying that you have blasphemed against Tux, the BSD daemon, and the great Darwin Platypus (along with any other mascots I may have missed)? By claiming the need for licenses, my opponent is committing blasphemy against these creatures! How can we as a people have a president who would do such a thing? > > > STONE HIM!!!!! How can he say such a thing? Do you want your club > > budget used to pay for SCO licenses??? > > Where did I say anything about using the club budget for SCO licenses? Pardon me. I forgot momentarily that he is planning on forcing members of the club to pay for SCO++ licences out of their own money. And at a cost of $650 per processor. Do you have an extra $650 lying around? I certainly don't! > > > SCO++ has created NOTHING! He is a bloodsucking LEECH who steals the > > work of others for his own gain. If he is elected president, he will > > begin suing those who have created our beloved SSS cd, claiming that > > they have stolen HIS intellectual property! DO YOU WANT A LEECH FOR A > > PRESIDENT???? > > Created nothing? I beg to differ: https://mahonri5.net/svn/wntr. Also > consider the fact that I received a 25 out of 25 on my creativity > take-home this afternoon. Therefore, I must be creative. It is simply > others taking my original ideas, my IP, which I will not stand for! He is the offspring of SCO. Do you believe that the offspring of SCO is capable of creating something? Or is it more likely that he is simply stealing the work of others, and releasing it as his own? SCO is nothing but LEECHES. SCO++ is a LEECH! > > > Yes... and these t-shirts will come with an EULA that says that the > > moment you unfold them, your soul belongs to SCO, and you will become > > their slaves for eternity! > > Who needs a EULA to do this?[3] > > > Developers from SCO? But, SCO doesn't have any developers. Granted, > > they have lawyers... The lawyers claim to have the rights to the code, > > and they develop cases and such... I guess you could call them > > "developers" in some weird sense. > > I affirm that no lawyers will be present at any meeting of the UUG, now > or in the future. SCO has created a new legal firm: the "NO legal firm". The lawyers from this firm will certianly be present at UUG meetings, using their parasitic tactics to steal the money out of your wallets. Do not allow this! > > > By "foster relationships with" he means "sue". SCO claims that it's > > been fostering relationships with Linux Users. It does. They meet, and > > discuss how much the Linux User owes them. > > Once again, I point I am not SCO. Their actions do not reflect my own. > They may be indicators of future action however. No, he is not SCO. SCO is no longer a threat to Linux users. They have destroyed themselves. SCO++ is a much more threatening incarnation of SCO. If he gains power over the UUG, he will steal our souls, and use us as his slaves as he fights against Linux, BSD, etc across the world! > > > > 5. Drink Dr. Pepper with reckless abandon. > > > > This is a campaign promise? > > Yes, yes it is. > > > > 6. Steak![3] > > > > This is special steak. See, if SCO++ is elected president, the > > Inquisition will begin. Any club member who is not willing to bow > > before the SCO logo, proclaim SCO++ their master, and hand over all of > > their money to pay SCO's legal fees will be burned at the steak. From > > that burning, he will provide steak for those club members who have no > > backbone > > How dare you consider that I would demean such a sacred thing as Steak! > I would never provide anything less than the highest quality USDA > approved beef steaks. Preferably rib-eyes, but there are many other good > cuts of beef. I guarantee only the best Steak for my constituents! Thus he says now! However, what reason do you have to trust him? Do you not doubt that there will be a Great Purge, and a re-education campaign if SCO++ is elected president? Do not listen as he preaches to you about a "Great Leap Forward". > > > "Rewarded Greatly"... The Devil cares not for his followers! > > I'd appreciate if you left my brother out of this. You are a reincarnation of your brother. Why should your brother's actions be left out of this? You simply want me to leave your brother out of this, because you think that perhaps others will not see the connection. People must know who you are, and what your goals are! > > > Do you really want the McNabb Dynasty to continue? > > Yes you do. > > > Do you want SCO++ Paul McNabb (the LEECH) to begin his Reign of > > Terror??? NO! Join with me! Fight the tyranny!!!! Stand up for > > YOUR rights!!!!! > > > > Vote Erin Sharmahd for President! > > > > If we pay attention to my opponent's previous email, she personally > approved the message. There is no proof that this message has no been > approved by my opponent, and you should disregard it. Sorry... I'm Erin Sharmahd and I approve the aforementioned message > [3] Email Users License Agreement (EULA): > > The reader of this email (herein referred to as "the reader") > hereby agrees that by reading any portion of this email, they > agree to vote for SCO++ (Known at times at Scott Paul Robertson) > in the upcoming UUG election. By reading, we mean the action of > opening an email in a preview window, full screen, or as a text > file. Opening as a text file may be accomplished via > non-interactive means, such as parsing the headers, running > through procmail or spamassasin, or running the grep command on > the directory in which this email is, or has been, or maybe > stored in the future. Also, reading this EULA constitutes > reading the email and "the reader" is therefore bound by it. By > agreeing to this EULA, "the reader" also agrees to purchase any > and all products SCO++ offers or supports, and forfeits all > rights to ownership of their ("the reader"'s) soul to SCO++. This calls for a fight. Take up your rotten fruit (and anything else you might have access to) and follow me! Do not succumb to the EULA! Do not succumb to the evil that is SCO++ Now, some of you may be wondering: "well, SCO++ has been the vice president for a year, and has not yet stolen my soul". Do not allow yourself to think in this way. SCO++ was under the control of a dictator much more powerful than him. The great leader Andrew McNabb restrained SCO++, and prevented him from stealing your soul. However, if SCO++ becomes dictator, there will be nothing and noone to stand in his way! Then, we will all be ruined! I'm Erin Sharmahd, and I approve this message -- Erin Sharmahd [EMAIL PROTECTED] CS Student Unix Users Group PGP Fingerprint: F352 FF41 EA0A 67E4 566B 3B5B E65A D3DC 083E 9336
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