Bob W wrote:
<snip>
I think I really want some of what Bob is smoking...
> My cleaner's Bulgarian and she always puts my forks back in the wrong
> drawer. I don't think she knows what they are.
>
> The Chinese invented forks in 27,000 BC during the Tang dynasty, but
> their use as food implements was not discovered until the middle of
> the Third Kingdom of Aethereal Blessings, when the Grand Yang had
> entered it's ninth Charm. Before that they had been used as ceremonial
> halberds by the Chipmunk Guard. When all the chipmunks died following
> the Killer Rice Plague of Yuan Dong Ho people found it very convenient
> to use the forks to barbecue the tiny beasties. Parents learned from
> their children to eat the carbonised flesh directly from the forks and
> lo! a cutlery was born.
>
> Bob
>
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