Jim Devine wrote:
Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling'
Theory
August 17, 2005 | Issue 41�33 [the ONION]
KANSAS CITY, KS�As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public
schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose
Monday in this embattled Midwestern state.
Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are
now asserting that
the long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded
to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.
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