How about Kinky Friedman's Old Ben Lucas
"had a lot of mucus coming right out of his nose
he picked and picked til it made you sick
but back again it grows"
Jamie
Tom Smith wrote:
> Jeff Wall wrote:
> >
> > Has anyone ever written a good phlegm song?
>
> How about "It's Not For Me To Say" (three times fast ...)
> Twang content: Robert Allen, co-author of above also
> penned "I Saw A Country Boy" [as well as keepers like "Whip
> Out Your Ukelele" and "Three D Sweetie." His collaborator,
> Al Stillman, wrote "Battle of the Little Big Horn,"
> "Ciribiribin," and "Juke Box Saturday Night."]
> Well, you asked . . .
> Tom Smith
