> 1) VB Rulz
You know .. if you spelled things like a professional and wrote like a
professional, your words and ideas would probably be given a wee bit more
credibility. When you write and spell like a snot-nosed college kid fresh
out of college where you were indoctrinated the the "latest and greatest"
tweak-of-the-week, you aren't really given a lot of attention.
VB is a tool. When used properly, it is a fine tool. It doesn't "rulz"
anything. Sounds like a skater chant or some such nonsense... "VB Rulz"
> should all be writing COBOL, cause it's still around and hasn't changed
> since the brontosaurus roamed the earth.
You should use what WORKS RELIABLY and EFFICIENTLY, not what is new or fancy
or popular. Younger folk tend to forget that simple little rule. Which is
why the brontosaurus is your boss. And why COBOL is still out there. And
why I still run a lot of apps on DOS platforms -Windows (and VB, blah blah
blah) is not reliable or efficient for the job.
> 7) Give Bill a hug, he's our friend.
Bill gates is the spawn of Satan. But we won't go into all of that right
now, will we? All I know is that Windows has done more to destroy office
productivity than any other invention, including the office water cooler.
Sincerely,
KR Brown
