Re: SQL Delete - Slow on Import - Thoughts
Thanks to all on the list who responded, you validated my thoughts and gave me another. Working with DBA's this morning. I will post the fix :-) Doug From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Joe DeSouza Sent: Thursday, October 02, 2008 2:37 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: SQL Delete - Slow on Import - Thoughts Are your transaction logs full or getting there? Try flushing them. Joe - Original Message From: Tanner, Doug [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent: Thursday, October 2, 2008 2:04:03 PM Subject: Re: SQL Delete - Slow on Import - Thoughts ** Thanks Joe, Same sized table and beefier Prod Boxes :-) From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Joe DeSouza Sent: Wednesday, October 01, 2008 3:34 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: SQL Delete - Slow on Import - Thoughts It takes about 3 seconds to run this statement on your production box. DELETE FROM T793 WHERE C1 = N'042433' Is T793 a larger table on production than it is on development? That could be the only reason why it takes 3 seconds to delete on production from T973 as deletes are not immediately committed to the database, but written to the transaction log in case of a rollback. Joe - Original Message From: Tanner, Doug [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent: Wednesday, October 1, 2008 3:14:46 PM Subject: SQL Delete - Slow on Import - Thoughts ** ARSLIST (DBA's?) I have an issue after a recent hardware upgrade (Application Server and MS SQL Server) where the system is running extremely fast and acceptable, unless I run arimportcmd or arimport. It does not matter what file or table I am selecting for the Import the deciding factor is what option I use in the Import (See Below) ( I am working with our DBA as well) Here are the details ARS 6.3 Patch 23 MS SQL 2000 (Remote Enterprise Server) Server D = Development This system runs great all the time including arimport and arimport command Server P = Production This system runs great except when we run arimport and arimport command with the option of Update OLD record with New Record Data (Due to data requirements I MUST use this option) (SLOW - PRODUCTION - Import set to - Update OLD record with New Record Data) 21:23:06.5310 */SELECT C1 FROM T793 WHERE C1 = N'042433' 21:23:06.5310 */BEGIN TRANSACTION 21:23:06.5310 */SELECT C1 FROM T793 WHERE C1 = N'042433' 21:23:06.5310 */SELECT C1,C2,C3,C4,C5,C6,C7,C8,0,C112,C105076,C105078,C105079,C1000 005080,C105081,C105082,C105083,C105084,C105085,C1000 005086,C105087,C105088,C105089,C105090,C105091,C1000 005092,C105093,C105094,C105095,C105096,C105097,C1000 005098,C105099,C105100,C105101,C105102,C105103,C1000 005104,C105105 FROM T793 WHERE C1 = N'042433' 21:23:06.5310 */SELECT entryId,T0,U0,T1,U1,T2,U2,T3,U3,T4,U4 FROM H793 WHERE entryId = N'042433' 21:23:06.5310 */DELETE FROM T793 WHERE C1 = N'042433' 21:23:06.5620 */DELETE FROM H793 WHERE entryId = N'042433' 21:23:06.5620 */SELECT nextId FROM arschema WHERE schemaId = 793 21:23:06.5620 */INSERT INTO T793 (C2,C3,C4,C5,C6,C7,C8,C112,C105076,C105078,C105079,C1050 80,C105081,C105082,C105083,C105084,C105085,C1050 86,C105087,C105088,C105089,C105090,C105091,C1050 92,C105093,C105094,C105095,C105096,C105097,C1050 98,C105099,C105100,C105101,C105102,C105103,C1051 04,C105105,C1) VALUES (N'tanned01',1125429522,NULL,N'AR_ESCALATOR',1125436833,1,N'Vendors',NUL L,N'042433',N'JC DIPIAZZA INC',NULL,N'WALDWICK',N'07463',N'NJ',N'2 NORTH STREET',NULL,N'W',N'X',NULL,NULL,NULL,N'0052',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,N ULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,N'042433') 21:23:06.5620 */INSERT INTO H793 (entryId,T0,U0,T1,U1) VALUES (N'042433',1125429522,N'tanned01',1125436833,N'AR_ESCALATOR') 21:23:06.5620 */COMMIT TRANSACTION (FAST - DEVELOPMENT Import set to - Update OLD record with New Record Data) 19:26:34.9220 */SELECT C1 FROM T793 WHERE C1 = N'042433' 19:26:34.9220 */OK 19:26:34.9220 */BEGIN TRANSACTION 19:26:34.9220 */OK 19:26:34.9220 */SELECT C1 FROM T793 WHERE C1 = N'042433' 19:26:34.9220 */OK 19:26:34.9220 */SELECT C1,C2,C3,C4,C5,C6,C7,C8,0,C112,C105076,C105078,C105079,C1000 005080,C105081,C105082,C105083,C105084,C105085,C1000 005086,C105087,C105088,C105089,C105090,C105091,C1000 005092,C105093,C105094,C105095,C105096,C105097,C1000 005098,C105099,C105100,C105101,C105102,C105103,C1000 005104,C105105,C536870913 FROM T793 WHERE C1 = N'042433'
URL with Search String
Okay, it's too early, and my brain is not yet working. I have the need to create a URL for my mid-tier that will pull up tickets matching a search criteria. For this example, we'll use 'Status' = New I tried the following: https://server/arsys/servlet/ViewFormServlet?form=formserver=serve rview=viewStatus=New https://%3cserver%3e/arsys/servlet/ViewFormServlet?form=%3cform%3eserv er=%3cserver%3eview=%3cview%3eStatus=%22New https://server/arsys/servlet/ViewFormServlet?form=formserver=serve rview=viewStatus=%22New%22 https://%3cserver%3e/arsys/servlet/ViewFormServlet?form=%3cform%3eserv er=%3cserver%3eview=%3cview%3eStatus=%22New%22 https://server/arsys/servlet/ViewFormServlet?form=formserver=serve rview=view%27Status%27=%22New%22 https://%3cserver%3e/arsys/servlet/ViewFormServlet?form=%3cform%3eserv er=%3cserver%3eview=%3cview%3e%27Status%27=%22New%22 I didn't really expect these to work, and I cannot remember the exact syntax. I've looked through the documentation, but am having a little hard time finding it. Anyone know the correct way to pass a query string to the mid-tier? Thanks, Gary ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: URL with Search String
Here's an example of one we use: http://mid-tier server:port/arsys/forms/remedy server/AST%3AComputerSystem/Management/?qual=%27Instance%20Id%27%3D%22GUID%22 The users get a login screen before the form containing the record appears. Cheers Peter Okay, it's too early, and my brain is not yet working. I have the need to create a URL for my mid-tier that will pull up tickets matching a search criteria. For this example, we'll use 'Status' = New I tried the following: https://server/arsys/servlet/ViewFormServlet?form=formserver=serve rview=viewStatus=New https://%3cserver%3e/arsys/servlet/ViewFormServlet?form=%3cform%3eserv er=%3cserver%3eview=%3cview%3eStatus=%22New https://server/arsys/servlet/ViewFormServlet?form=formserver=serve rview=viewStatus=%22New%22 https://%3cserver%3e/arsys/servlet/ViewFormServlet?form=%3cform%3eserv er=%3cserver%3eview=%3cview%3eStatus=%22New%22 https://server/arsys/servlet/ViewFormServlet?form=formserver=serve rview=view%27Status%27=%22New%22 https://%3cserver%3e/arsys/servlet/ViewFormServlet?form=%3cform%3eserv er=%3cserver%3eview=%3cview%3e%27Status%27=%22New%22 I didn't really expect these to work, and I cannot remember the exact syntax. I've looked through the documentation, but am having a little hard time finding it. Anyone know the correct way to pass a query string to the mid-tier? Thanks, Gary ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: URL with Search String
Oh yes, thanks. I forgot about qual. I tried with the ?, but was leaving out the qual. Thanks, Gary -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Peter Romain Sent: Friday, October 03, 2008 7:18 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: URL with Search String Here's an example of one we use: http://mid-tier server:port/arsys/forms/remedy server/AST%3AComputerSystem/Management/?qual=%27Instance%20Id%27%3D%22 GUID%22 The users get a login screen before the form containing the record appears. Cheers Peter Okay, it's too early, and my brain is not yet working. I have the need to create a URL for my mid-tier that will pull up tickets matching a search criteria. For this example, we'll use 'Status' = New I tried the following: https://server/arsys/servlet/ViewFormServlet?form=formserver=serve rview=viewStatus=New https://%3cserver%3e/arsys/servlet/ViewFormServlet?form=%3cform%3eserv er=%3cserver%3eview=%3cview%3eStatus=%22New https://server/arsys/servlet/ViewFormServlet?form=formserver=serve rview=viewStatus=%22New%22 https://%3cserver%3e/arsys/servlet/ViewFormServlet?form=%3cform%3eserv er=%3cserver%3eview=%3cview%3eStatus=%22New%22 https://server/arsys/servlet/ViewFormServlet?form=formserver=serve rview=view%27Status%27=%22New%22 https://%3cserver%3e/arsys/servlet/ViewFormServlet?form=%3cform%3eserv er=%3cserver%3eview=%3cview%3e%27Status%27=%22New%22 I didn't really expect these to work, and I cannot remember the exact syntax. I've looked through the documentation, but am having a little hard time finding it. Anyone know the correct way to pass a query string to the mid-tier? Thanks, Gary ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
OT:Friday Humor
What your car says about you: Acura NSX I'm an impotent dentist Acura TLI'm too bland for German cars. I like sporty Buicks Buick Park Avenue I'm older than 34 of the 50 states Cadillac EldoradoI was a Mary Kay representative Cadillac EscaladeI have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well Cadillac SevilleI'm a pimp Chevrolet Camaro I'm out on parole Chevrolet Corvette Ladies! I'm divorced and available. Dodge Dart I teach third grade and I voted for Eisenhower Ford Crown Victoria I enjoy looking like a traffic cop, I get people to slow down Ford Mustang I slow down to 80mph in school zones Ford TaurusI like driving rental/company cars Honda CivicI'm in the 11th grade Honda Accord (old)I'm in the 12th grade Honda Accord (new) I have no originality Infiniti I'm a physician with too many malpractice suits pending against me to afford a Mercedes Jaguar XJ6 I'm so rich I don't give a damn what JD Powers says Kia Sephia I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Lincoln Town CarI live for bingo Mercedes 500SLDon't even think of asking me for an autograph Mazda Miata I have no fear of being decapitated by an 18-wheeler Olds CutlassI just stole this car Plymouth NeonHey, at least it was cheap. Pontiac Trans AmI have a switchblade in my sock Porsche 911My divorce is almost final Porsche Boxster My divorce is final and I'm stuck with the house payments Saturn Ion Look, my dad bought me a sports car Subaru Forester I went to college where the girls didn't shave their armpits Toyota Camry I am still in the closet Volkswagen Cabriolet I am out of the closet Volkswagen Bus I am tripping right now Volvo Wagon I'm afraid of my wife What They are Saying on the Internet Automobile Forums The typical post goes something like this... Mercedes forum - My wife and her a-hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board? Bentley Forums - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it? Camaro/Firebird Forums - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back. Mustang forums -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me. Monte Carlo forums -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo. Civic forums -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me. VW Bug forum - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics) Yugo Forum - When's the last time yours ran? Lamborghini forum - Wind noise around 210MPH Miata forums - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics) Chevy Tahoe forum - Are gas prices going down any time soon? Pontiac Fiero forum - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics) BMW 7-series forum - Where to get service on my Rolex? Cadillac forum - Problems parallel parking at bingo. Buick Forum - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me? Delorean forum - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985. Crown Victoria forum - How come people don't never pass me on the highway? Honda Accord forum - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims. Toyota Echo forum - Do our cars use AAA or AA's? Ferrari forums - Need suggestions about a business trip to Columbia. Want to get in and out fast. Porsche forums - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself? Saturn forums - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace. Jaguar - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on? Mini - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics) Dodge Viper forum - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather? McLarean F1 forum -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me. Dodge Minivan forum - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be? Hummer forum - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas. Fiat forum -Hello? Am I the only member? Subaru WRX forum - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot. Chevy pickup forum - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?
Re: Alternatives to SLA / SLM module in Remedy
I do not know of any alternatives except custom builds. What are your concerns with the SLM module? I have worked with it and I'm pretty familiar with it's strengths and limitations. William Rentfrow Principal Consultant, StrataCom [EMAIL PROTECTED] O 952-432-0227 C 701-306-6157 From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) on behalf of Trond Valen Sent: Fri 10/3/2008 3:11 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Alternatives to SLA / SLM module in Remedy ** Hi! I'm not very impressed by the SLA / SLM module in Remedy. Does anybody know is there are any alternative applications for setting up Service Level Agreements in Remedy (preferably for version 6.3), or an application that Remedy can integrate with for such purposes? Brgds Trond Valen __Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are html___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: Midtier 7.x opens blank (white) window
A BMC KB article said this can occur if there is a Active Link associated with the form being opened which contains a Open Window action of type Report and the Destination field in the Active Link contains a hard return control character. I agree that this is the right track because I disabled all of my active links, flushed the cache and the form opened. After returning the active links to their original state I went through each active link in my log file and was not able to find a active link which contains a Open Window action of type Report. Is there a way to search a def file that contains a destination value or a Open Window action of type Report? I created an active link which contains an open window action type of report and compared it to one (def file) that that does not contain a report and did not see a visible difference. Ryan M. Mench Intelligent Software Solutions Remedy Developer - AS3, AOC WSI Lockheed Martin 9970 Federal Drive, MS 22C Colorado Springs, CO. 80921 (719) 277-4541 [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] (WSI Email) [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] (ISS Email) [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] From: Mench, Ryan M (N-ISS) Sent: Wednesday, October 01, 2008 2:00 PM To: 'arslist@ARSLIST.ORG' Subject: Midtier 7.x opens blank (white) window Folks - I'm driving myself bonkers on this and would really appreciate your feedback. I Have a form that opens in Midtier as a blank (white) window. The workflow contains an active link that opens it in a submit window. I recently upgraded from ARS 5.x to 7.01 and used the 7.x import tool to migrate the tables. Actions in the client work as designed. Environment: WIN2K3 Oracle 9i IE 6.0.3 ARS 7.01 patch 9 Midtier 7.01 patch 8 Tried earlier midtier 7.x and server versions Tried Tomcat 5.5.17 (default) and upgraded to 6.0.18 JRE/JDK version 1_4_2_16 and upgraded to 1_5_0_16 Increased Java memory to various ranges Cleared IE cache/flushed midtier cache Resaved the form Renamed the form to remove the : Rebuilt the AL that fires the open window Here is the funny thing (not funny ha-ha), copying the existing form to a new form does work, however changes to workflow will be a substantial effort and only want to do this as a last resort. I've also considered beating my fists on the floor, but I would like to wait on that as well. Ryan M. Mench Intelligent Software Solutions Remedy Developer - AS3, AOC WSI Lockheed Martin 9970 Federal Drive, MS 22C Colorado Springs, CO. 80921 (719) 277-4541 [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] (WSI Email) [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] (ISS Email) [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are attachment: image002.jpgattachment: image003.jpg
Re: OT:Friday Humor
Now THAT's some good Friday humor, Gidd! Rick On Fri, Oct 3, 2008 at 7:00 AM, Gidd [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: **What your car says about you: Acura NSX I'm an impotent dentist Acura TLI'm too bland for German cars. I like sporty Buicks Buick Park Avenue I'm older than 34 of the 50 states Cadillac EldoradoI was a Mary Kay representative Cadillac EscaladeI have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well Cadillac SevilleI'm a pimp Chevrolet Camaro I'm out on parole Chevrolet Corvette Ladies! I'm divorced and available. Dodge Dart I teach third grade and I voted for Eisenhower Ford Crown Victoria I enjoy looking like a traffic cop, I get people to slow down Ford Mustang I slow down to 80mph in school zones Ford TaurusI like driving rental/company cars Honda CivicI'm in the 11th grade Honda Accord (old)I'm in the 12th grade Honda Accord (new) I have no originality Infiniti I'm a physician with too many malpractice suits pending against me to afford a Mercedes Jaguar XJ6 I'm so rich I don't give a damn what JD Powers says Kia Sephia I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Lincoln Town CarI live for bingo Mercedes 500SLDon't even think of asking me for an autograph Mazda Miata I have no fear of being decapitated by an 18-wheeler Olds CutlassI just stole this car Plymouth NeonHey, at least it was cheap. Pontiac Trans AmI have a switchblade in my sock Porsche 911My divorce is almost final Porsche Boxster My divorce is final and I'm stuck with the house payments Saturn Ion Look, my dad bought me a sports car Subaru Forester I went to college where the girls didn't shave their armpits Toyota Camry I am still in the closet Volkswagen Cabriolet I am out of the closet Volkswagen Bus I am tripping right now Volvo Wagon I'm afraid of my wife *What They are Saying on the Internet Automobile Forums* The typical post goes something like this... Mercedes forum - My wife and her a-hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board? Bentley Forums - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it? Camaro/Firebird Forums - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back. Mustang forums -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me. Monte Carlo forums -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo. Civic forums -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me. VW Bug forum - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics) Yugo Forum - When's the last time yours ran? Lamborghini forum - Wind noise around 210MPH Miata forums - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics) Chevy Tahoe forum - Are gas prices going down any time soon? Pontiac Fiero forum - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics) BMW 7-series forum - Where to get service on my Rolex? Cadillac forum - Problems parallel parking at bingo. Buick Forum - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me? Delorean forum - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985. Crown Victoria forum - How come people don't never pass me on the highway? Honda Accord forum - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims. Toyota Echo forum - Do our cars use AAA or AA's? Ferrari forums - Need suggestions about a business trip to Columbia. Want to get in and out fast. Porsche forums - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself? Saturn forums - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace. Jaguar - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on? Mini - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics) Dodge Viper forum - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather? McLarean F1 forum -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me. Dodge Minivan forum - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be? Hummer forum - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas. Fiat forum
List Quiet this Friday???
Hmmm. Not sure if the list is just really quiet on Friday or if something is up. Last email that I saw from the list was 4 hours ago. Dave Dave Shellman Phone: (717) 810-3687 Fax:(717) 810-2124 email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Tyco Electronics MS 161-043 PO Box 3608 Harrisburg, PA 17105-3607 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Roles and permissions...
I'm starting to set up users and have run into a strange situation. After entering the information for a user and setting the permissions I wanted to also select roles. However, the bar at the bottom of the panel that would allow me to pick roles is greyed out so I can't select roles. Why would this happen? This is a 7.1 ITIL system. Thanks. Portions of this message may be confidential under an exemption to Ohio's public records law or under a legal privilege. If you have received this message in error or due to an unauthorized transmission or interception, please delete all copies from your system without disclosing, copying, or transmitting this message. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: List Quiet this Friday???
Everyone is tired today. There have been some pretty hefty topics in the last two weeks: BMC User World and TuringSMI. I think everyone has just taken the day off. LOL Have a great weekend. Roger A. Nall Manager, OSSNMS Remedy T-Mobile, USA Desk:972-464-3712 NEW Cell: 973-652-6723 FAX: sf49fanv AIM IM RogerNall Yahoo IM From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Shellman, David Sent: Friday, October 03, 2008 2:15 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: List Quiet this Friday??? Hmmm. Not sure if the list is just really quiet on Friday or if something is up. Last email that I saw from the list was 4 hours ago. Dave Dave Shellman Phone: (717) 810-3687 Fax:(717) 810-2124 email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Tyco Electronics MS 161-043 PO Box 3608 Harrisburg, PA 17105-3607 __Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are html___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: List Quiet this Friday???
Just sleeping John Atherly American Power Conversion [EMAIL PROTECTED] 401-789-5735 Ext. 2120 1-800-788-2208 Ext. 2120 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Friday Humor (non political)
Wether it is true or not, it makes you smile. When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized '. Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson Johnson.' HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A $$ THAN YOURS! ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: List Quiet this Friday???
** Dan's working on an issue with the list. Dave - [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Wireless) From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent: Fri Oct 03 16:06:06 2008 Subject: Re: List Quiet this Friday??? Everyone is tired today. There have been some pretty hefty topics in the last two weeks: BMC User World and TuringSMI. I think everyone has just taken the day off. LOL Have a great weekend. Roger A. Nall Manager, OSSNMS Remedy T-Mobile, USA Desk:972-464-3712 NEW Cell: 973-652-6723 FAX: sf49fanv AIM IM RogerNall Yahoo IM From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Shellman, David Sent: Friday, October 03, 2008 2:15 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: List Quiet this Friday??? Hmmm. Not sure if the list is just really quiet on Friday or if something is up. Last email that I saw from the list was 4 hours ago. Dave Dave Shellman Phone: (717) 810-3687 Fax:(717) 810-2124 email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Tyco Electronics MS 161-043 PO Box 3608 Harrisburg, PA 17105-3607 __Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are html___ __Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are html___
Implementing richtext option.
Hi, We are planing to implemet richtext feature for the mails that we send out for remedy. Any information sharing on this will be helpful. Or if any one implemented the same .. please held me. Thank you. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: OT:Friday Humor
It's hard to tie this in with politics though. Obama drives a Ford Escape Hybrid, which isn't listed here. McCain drives a Cadillac CTS, a 2005 Volkswagen convertible, a 2001 Honda sedan, a 2007 Ford pickup, a 1960 Willis Jeep, a 2008 Jeep Wrangler, a 2000 Lincoln, a 2001 GMC SUV, and his wife drives a Lexus. So I'm not sure what their choice of cars says about their personalities. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, October 03, 2008 9:01 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT:Friday Humor ** What your car says about you: Acura NSXI'm an impotent dentist Acura TLI'm too bland for German cars. I like sporty Buicks Buick Park AvenueI'm older than 34 of the 50 states Cadillac Eldorado I was a Mary Kay representative Cadillac Escalade I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well Cadillac Seville I'm a pimp Chevrolet Camaro I'm out on parole Chevrolet CorvetteLadies! I'm divorced and available. Dodge DartI teach third grade and I voted for Eisenhower Ford Crown Victoria I enjoy looking like a traffic cop, I get people to slow down Ford MustangI slow down to 80mph in school zones Ford TaurusI like driving rental/company cars Honda Civic I'm in the 11th grade Honda Accord (old) I'm in the 12th grade Honda Accord (new) I have no originality InfinitiI'm a physician with too many malpractice suits pending against me to afford a Mercedes Jaguar XJ6 I'm so rich I don't give a damn what JD Powers says Kia Sephia I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Lincoln Town Car I live for bingo Mercedes 500SLDon't even think of asking me for an autograph Mazda Miata I have no fear of being decapitated by an 18-wheeler Olds Cutlass I just stole this car Plymouth Neon Hey, at least it was cheap. Pontiac Trans Am I have a switchblade in my sock Porsche 911My divorce is almost final Porsche Boxster My divorce is final and I'm stuck with the house payments Saturn Ion Look, my dad bought me a sports car Subaru Forester I went to college where the girls didn't shave their armpits Toyota CamryI am still in the closet Volkswagen Cabriolet I am out of the closet Volkswagen BusI am tripping right now Volvo Wagon I'm afraid of my wife What They are Saying on the Internet Automobile Forums The typical post goes something like this... Mercedes forum - My wife and her a-hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board? Bentley Forums - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it? Camaro/Firebird Forums - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back. Mustang forums -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me. Monte Carlo forums -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo. Civic forums -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me. VW Bug forum - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics) Yugo Forum - When's the last time yours ran? Lamborghini forum - Wind noise around 210MPH Miata forums - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics) Chevy Tahoe forum - Are gas prices going down any time soon? Pontiac Fiero forum - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics) BMW 7-series forum - Where to get service on my Rolex? Cadillac forum - Problems parallel parking at bingo. Buick Forum - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me? Delorean forum - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985. Crown Victoria forum - How come people don't never pass me on the highway? Honda Accord forum - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims. Toyota Echo forum - Do our cars use AAA or AA's? Ferrari forums - Need suggestions about a business trip to Columbia. Want to get in and out fast. Porsche forums - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself? Saturn forums - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace. Jaguar - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on? Mini - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics) Dodge Viper forum - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather? McLarean F1 forum -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race
Re: Roles and permissions...
Richard, On the people form, have you set the user as a Support Staff and then added them to a Support Group? Those 2 things are necessary in order for you to add the Functional Role. The functional role is tied to the support group that you select. Tauf Chowdhury | Forest Laboratories, Inc. Sr. Analyst Office: 631.858.7765 From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Richard Copits Sent: Friday, October 03, 2008 2:11 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Roles and permissions... I'm starting to set up users and have run into a strange situation. After entering the information for a user and setting the permissions I wanted to also select roles. However, the bar at the bottom of the panel that would allow me to pick roles is greyed out so I can't select roles. Why would this happen? This is a 7.1 ITIL system. Thanks. Portions of this message may be confidential under an exemption to Ohio's public records law or under a legal privilege. If you have received this message in error or due to an unauthorized transmission or interception, please delete all copies from your system without disclosing, copying, or transmitting this message. __Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are html___ ** This e-mail and its attachments may contain Forest Laboratories, Inc. proprietary information that is privileged, confidential or subject to copyright belonging to Forest Laboratories, Inc. This e-mail is intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed. If you are not the intended recipient of this e-mail, or the employee or agent responsible for delivering this e-mail to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution, copying or action taken in relation to the contents of and attachments to this e-mail is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. If you have received this e-mail in error, please notify the sender immediately and permanently delete the original and any copy of this e-mail and any printout. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
OT: Mail Test
Just testing to see if I have all my sums right.. My mail server crashed and I had to rebuild it. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: Roles and permissions...
Is the people record set to Support Staff = Yes?
Only support staff may have roles attached to them.
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I'm starting to set up users and have run into a strange situation.
After entering the information for
a user and setting the permissions I wanted to also select roles.
However, the bar at the bottom of
the panel that would allow me to pick roles is greyed out so I can't
select roles. Why would this
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Re: Change Management Task Issue
The template sequence is fine, you can manually add adhoc tasks as well. The sequence of tasks seem fine, its just sometimes the tasks don't activate when moving from Scheduled to Planning in Progress. Has anyone had issues with Tasks in Change Management not activating? -Corey From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Mahesh Chandra Sent: Thursday, October 02, 2008 8:32 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Change Management Task Issue ** The Task template or Task Group template sequence must be set in that way i.e. Task 1 is a predecessor of Task 2 or Task 2 is predecesor of Task 1. Mahesh On Thu, Oct 2, 2008 at 11:19 AM, Wong, Corey A [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ** We have a random issue with Change Management tasks where a Change Request will get into a Planning in Progress status and the Change Tasks are not activated. What I mean by that is usually after the Change is approved it activates the first change task to Assigned. If you close that task then it activates the next task and so forth. We have a random scenario where we see the first task is cancelled but when someone tries to update the next task they get an error... This task (or group) must be activated (from the parent) before it can be changed to the status: Work in Progress (ARERR 45093) That task seems to be still in a Staged status, which should have been Assigned. We have tried to duplicate this issue and we can't seem get it to same state, as the next task always seems to be Assigned and work as normal. Has anyone had any issues with the Change Management tasks not activating in sequence? Thanks, Corey __Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com http://www.rmsportal.com/ ARSlist: Where the Answers Are html___ __Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are html___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Email Engine with load balancer
Hi List A question for the email gurus If you have two servers behind a load balancer, what is the best way to use the email engine? Do you have the email engine running on both servers? only on one? How have people configured it, if they are using load balancer Thanks for any help Shafqat ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: Email Engine with load balancer
The way we have it setup is both windows servers have the email engine service running. In the User tool on the AR System Server Group Operation Ranking form, we have set one of the servers as primary and one as secondary. As best practice, when rebooting, I always stop the service on the secondary and restart the primary. Then start secondary. We once had an issue where both servers were firing off e-mails so users were getting dupes. Tauf Chowdhury | Forest Laboratories, Inc. Sr. Analyst Office: 631.858.7765 From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Shafqat Ayaz Sent: Friday, October 03, 2008 12:35 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Email Engine with load balancer ** Hi List A question for the email gurus If you have two servers behind a load balancer, what is the best way to use the email engine? Do you have the email engine running on both servers? only on one? How have people configured it, if they are using load balancer Thanks for any help Shafqat __Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are html___ ** This e-mail and its attachments may contain Forest Laboratories, Inc. proprietary information that is privileged, confidential or subject to copyright belonging to Forest Laboratories, Inc. This e-mail is intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed. If you are not the intended recipient of this e-mail, or the employee or agent responsible for delivering this e-mail to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution, copying or action taken in relation to the contents of and attachments to this e-mail is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. If you have received this e-mail in error, please notify the sender immediately and permanently delete the original and any copy of this e-mail and any printout. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: Change Management Task Issue
I'm not sure if you are confusing the stages but after the Scheduled state, the next state is Implementation in Progress. Planning in Progress comes after Scheduled for Authorization and before Scheduled for Review. Tasks do not get fired off until it hits the Scheduled and/or the Implementation in Progress. Tauf Chowdhury | Forest Laboratories, Inc. Sr. Analyst Office: 631.858.7765 From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Wong, Corey A Sent: Friday, October 03, 2008 2:25 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Change Management Task Issue The template sequence is fine, you can manually add adhoc tasks as well. The sequence of tasks seem fine, its just sometimes the tasks don't activate when moving from Scheduled to Planning in Progress. Has anyone had issues with Tasks in Change Management not activating? -Corey From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Mahesh Chandra Sent: Thursday, October 02, 2008 8:32 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Change Management Task Issue ** The Task template or Task Group template sequence must be set in that way i.e. Task 1 is a predecessor of Task 2 or Task 2 is predecesor of Task 1. Mahesh On Thu, Oct 2, 2008 at 11:19 AM, Wong, Corey A [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ** We have a random issue with Change Management tasks where a Change Request will get into a Planning in Progress status and the Change Tasks are not activated. What I mean by that is usually after the Change is approved it activates the first change task to Assigned. If you close that task then it activates the next task and so forth. We have a random scenario where we see the first task is cancelled but when someone tries to update the next task they get an error... This task (or group) must be activated (from the parent) before it can be changed to the status: Work in Progress (ARERR 45093) That task seems to be still in a Staged status, which should have been Assigned. We have tried to duplicate this issue and we can't seem get it to same state, as the next task always seems to be Assigned and work as normal. Has anyone had any issues with the Change Management tasks not activating in sequence? Thanks, Corey __Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com http://www.rmsportal.com/ ARSlist: Where the Answers Are html___ __Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are html___ __Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are html___ ** This e-mail and its attachments may contain Forest Laboratories, Inc. proprietary information that is privileged, confidential or subject to copyright belonging to Forest Laboratories, Inc. This e-mail is intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed. If you are not the intended recipient of this e-mail, or the employee or agent responsible for delivering this e-mail to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution, copying or action taken in relation to the contents of and attachments to this e-mail is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. If you have received this e-mail in error, please notify the sender immediately and permanently delete the original and any copy of this e-mail and any printout. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
FW: Webservice Mid-tier Proxy setting Related.
Hi, Looks like the Question bellow is not posted the first time. Any relevant information will also be helpful.thanks. Thanks, VB From: Balakumar, Viswanathan Sent: Fri 10/3/2008 10:23 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Webservice Mid-tier Proxy setting Related. HI, I have a Proxy server in my network that stops the webservice which is invoking the vendors WSDL in Remedy (Consuming in a set field). I could view this WSDL in the IE (IE has configured by my network admin to auto detect the right Proxy server and port to make the HTTP and SSL Transfers). Even i could make the Webserivce testing tools like SOUPUI to view\test this WSDL after Setting the Proxy settings in that tool. How do i set the Mid-tier to go through the specific Proxy server and port to make the HTTP and SSL transfers? If the HTTP\SSL request is not going out through this specific Proxy then my vendor is not receiving any request from my network and also when I click on LOAD in the Set field action to consume the webservice its not locating the WSDL. Hope I am clear in explaining what I am expecting and somebody can help answering this question. Thanks, VB ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Diary Editor
Hello List, As everyone knows (or will know) the Work log field as been changed from a Diary field to a record based Work log within ITSM 7.0.3. Is there a utility that can perform this conversion on all records? I believe the new Work log uses the Entry-Id for attaching to the Change Request, Incident, etc. parent record. Is there an attribute of a Diary Blob field which can be used to separate on the Date and Time? What's everyone using? Gordon M. Frank Lockheed Martin . . ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Webservice Mid-tier Proxy setting Related.
HI, I have a Proxy server in my network that stops the webservice which is invoking the vendors WSDL in Remedy (Consuming in a set field). I could view this WSDL in the IE (IE has configured by my network admin to auto detect the right Proxy server and port to make the HTTP and SSL Transfers). Even i could make the Webserivce testing tools like SOUPUI to view\test this WSDL after Setting the Proxy settings in that tool. How do i set the Mid-tier to go through the specific Proxy server and port to make the HTTP and SSL transfers? If the HTTP\SSL request is not going out through this specific Proxy then my vendor is not receiving any request from my network and also when I click on LOAD in the Set field action to consume the webservice its not locating the WSDL. Hope I am clear in explaining what I am expecting and somebody can help answering this question. Thanks, VB ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: OT:Friday Humor
Shawn, OMG Apparently you are afflicted with a general lack of social grace but on the other hand great exercise of your 1st Amendment right to free speech. ROFLMAO ! Have a great weekend ... and don't forget to vote Regards...Gidd _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Pierson, Shawn Sent: Friday, October 03, 2008 9:19 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT:Friday Humor ** It's hard to tie this in with politics though. Obama drives a Ford Escape Hybrid, which isn't listed here. McCain drives a Cadillac CTS, a 2005 Volkswagen convertible, a 2001 Honda sedan, a 2007 Ford pickup, a 1960 Willis Jeep, a 2008 Jeep Wrangler, a 2000 Lincoln, a 2001 GMC SUV, and his wife drives a Lexus. So I'm not sure what their choice of cars says about their personalities. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, October 03, 2008 9:01 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT:Friday Humor ** What your car says about you: Acura NSXI'm an impotent dentist Acura TLI'm too bland for German cars. I like sporty Buicks Buick Park AvenueI'm older than 34 of the 50 states Cadillac Eldorado I was a Mary Kay representative Cadillac Escalade I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well Cadillac Seville I'm a pimp Chevrolet Camaro I'm out on parole Chevrolet CorvetteLadies! I'm divorced and available. Dodge DartI teach third grade and I voted for Eisenhower Ford Crown Victoria I enjoy looking like a traffic cop, I get people to slow down Ford MustangI slow down to 80mph in school zones Ford TaurusI like driving rental/company cars Honda Civic I'm in the 11th grade Honda Accord (old) I'm in the 12th grade Honda Accord (new) I have no originality InfinitiI'm a physician with too many malpractice suits pending against me to afford a Mercedes Jaguar XJ6 I'm so rich I don't give a damn what JD Powers says Kia Sephia I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Lincoln Town Car I live for bingo Mercedes 500SLDon't even think of asking me for an autograph Mazda Miata I have no fear of being decapitated by an 18-wheeler Olds Cutlass I just stole this car Plymouth Neon Hey, at least it was cheap. Pontiac Trans Am I have a switchblade in my sock Porsche 911My divorce is almost final Porsche Boxster My divorce is final and I'm stuck with the house payments Saturn Ion Look, my dad bought me a sports car Subaru Forester I went to college where the girls didn't shave their armpits Toyota CamryI am still in the closet Volkswagen Cabriolet I am out of the closet Volkswagen BusI am tripping right now Volvo Wagon I'm afraid of my wife What They are Saying on the Internet Automobile Forums The typical post goes something like this... Mercedes forum - My wife and her a-hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board? Bentley Forums - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it? Camaro/Firebird Forums - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back. Mustang forums -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me. Monte Carlo forums -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo. Civic forums -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me. VW Bug forum - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics) Yugo Forum - When's the last time yours ran? Lamborghini forum - Wind noise around 210MPH Miata forums - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics) Chevy Tahoe forum - Are gas prices going down any time soon? Pontiac Fiero forum - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics) BMW 7-series forum - Where to get service on my Rolex? Cadillac forum - Problems parallel parking at bingo. Buick Forum - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me? Delorean forum - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985. Crown Victoria forum - How come people don't never pass me on the highway? Honda Accord forum - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims. Toyota Echo forum - Do our cars use AAA or AA's? Ferrari forums - Need suggestions about a business trip to Columbia. Want to get in
Re: OT:Friday Humor
Nahh... It's actually quite easy really. I'm just not certain that we want to go there. ...So I m not sure what their choice of cars says about their personalities... If I were to venture a guess, it would be that *one* of these fellas realizes that size does matter, and therefore has more fun. :-) -Original message- From: Pierson, Shawn [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Fri 03-10-2008 15:16 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG; Subject: Re: OT:Friday Humor It s hard to tie this in with politics though. Obama drives a Ford Escape Hybrid, which isn t listed here. McCain drives a Cadillac CTS, a 2005 Volkswagen convertible, a 2001 Honda sedan, a 2007 Ford pickup, a 1960 Willis Jeep, a 2008 Jeep Wrangler, a 2000 Lincoln, a 2001 GMC SUV, and his wife drives a Lexus. So I m not sure what their choice of cars says about their personalities. From:Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, October 03, 2008 9:01 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT:Friday Humor ** What your car says about you: Acura NSX I m an impotent dentist Acura TL I m too bland for German cars. I like sporty Buicks Buick Park Avenue I m older than 34 of the 50 states Cadillac Eldorado I was a Mary Kay representative Cadillac Escalade I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well Cadillac Seville I m a pimp Chevrolet Camaro I m out on parole Chevrolet Corvette Ladies! I'm divorced and available. Dodge Dart I teach third grade and I voted for Eisenhower Ford Crown Victoria I enjoy looking like a traffic cop, I get people to slow down Ford Mustang I slow down to 80mph in school zones Ford Taurus I like driving rental/company cars Honda Civic I m in the 11 th grade Honda Accord (old) I m in the 12 th grade Honda Accord (new) I have no originality Infiniti I m a physician with too many malpractice suits pending against me to afford a Mercedes Jaguar XJ6 I m so rich I don t give a damn what JD Powers says Kia Sephia I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Lincoln Town Car I live for bingo Mercedes 500SL Don t even think of asking me for an autograph Mazda Miata I have no fear of being decapitated by an 18-wheeler Olds Cutlass I just stole this car Plymouth Neon Hey, at least it was cheap. Pontiac Trans Am I have a switchblade in my sock Porsche 911 My divorce is almost final Porsche Boxster My divorce is final and I'm stuck with the house payments Saturn Ion Look, my dad bought me a sports car Subaru Forester I went to college where the girls didn't shave their armpits Toyota Camry I am still in the closet Volkswagen Cabriolet I am out of the closet Volkswagen Bus I am tripping right now Volvo Wagon I m afraid of my wife What They are Saying on the Internet Automobile Forums The typical post goes something like this... Mercedes forum - My wife and her a-hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board? Bentley Forums - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it? Camaro/Firebird Forums - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back. Mustang forums -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me. Monte Carlo forums -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo. Civic forums -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me. VW Bug forum - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics) Yugo Forum - When's the last time yours ran? Lamborghini forum - Wind noise around 210MPH Miata forums - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics) Chevy Tahoe forum - Are gas prices going down any time soon? Pontiac Fiero forum - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics) BMW 7-series forum - Where to get service on my Rolex? Cadillac forum - Problems parallel parking at bingo. Buick Forum - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me? Delorean forum - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985. Crown Victoria forum - How come people don't never pass me on the highway? Honda Accord forum - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims. Toyota Echo forum - Do our cars use AAA or AA's? Ferrari forums - Need suggestions about a business trip to
Re: OT:Friday Humor
Gidd, I drive a car! How dare you insult me like that! (Sorry, I just couldn't resist.) Juan Ingles [EMAIL PROTECTED] ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor (non political)
Nice one :) On Sat, Oct 4, 2008 at 12:53 AM, Grooms, Frederick W [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Wether it is true or not, it makes you smile. When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized '. Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson Johnson.' HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A $$ THAN YOURS! ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
