Re: Its friday again......Heaven or Hell??? Surely experienced by some of us.....
In the version I heard the firstvisit was the sales presentation, the second was the product installation/use. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Rick Cook Sent: Friday, June 01, 2012 7:20 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Its friday again..Heaven or Hell??? Surely experienced by some of us. ** Abdul, it is both customary and appropriate to share a joke or two here on a Friday. If you don't like it, you are free to delete it and go on about your day. May it be a good one. Rick On Jun 1, 2012 7:14 AM, Abdul Haque abdulhaqu...@gmail.commailto:abdulhaqu...@gmail.com wrote: ** what the nonsense subject is that Its friday again..Heaven or Hell??? this is the place to share info releted to ARS not to Days. On 1 June 2012 14:01, Rick Cook remedyr...@gmail.commailto:remedyr...@gmail.com wrote: ** That's funny right there... Rick On Jun 1, 2012 5:27 AM, Rajesh Nair rajesh.nair@gmail.commailto:rajesh.nair@gmail.com wrote: ** One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.. Welcome to Heaven, said St. Peter. Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you. No problem, just let me in, said the woman. Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in. Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven, said the woman Sorry, we have rules... And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her. Now it's time to spend a day in heaven, he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her. So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity, The woman paused for a second and then replied, Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell. So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. I don't understand, stammered the woman, yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable. The Devil looked at her smiled and told... ... ... Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ -- BEST REGARDS Abdul Haque +966531861850tel:%2B966531861850 _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ Portions of this message may be confidential under an exemption to Ohio's public records law or under a legal privilege. If you have received this message in error or due to an unauthorized transmission or interception, please delete all copies from your system without disclosing, copying, or transmitting this message. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the
Re: Its friday again......Heaven or Hell??? Surely experienced by some of us.....
That's funny right there... Rick On Jun 1, 2012 5:27 AM, Rajesh Nair rajesh.nair@gmail.com wrote: ** One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.. Welcome to Heaven, said St. Peter. Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you. No problem, just let me in, said the woman. Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in. Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven, said the woman Sorry, we have rules... And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her. Now it's time to spend a day in heaven, he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her. So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity, The woman paused for a second and then replied, Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell. So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. I don't understand, stammered the woman, yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable. The Devil looked at her smiled and told... ... ... Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Its friday again......Heaven or Hell??? Surely experienced by some of us.....
what the nonsense subject is that Its friday again..Heaven or Hell???this is the place to share info releted to ARS not to Days. On 1 June 2012 14:01, Rick Cook remedyr...@gmail.com wrote: ** That's funny right there... Rick On Jun 1, 2012 5:27 AM, Rajesh Nair rajesh.nair@gmail.com wrote: ** One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.. Welcome to Heaven, said St. Peter. Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you. No problem, just let me in, said the woman. Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in. Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven, said the woman Sorry, we have rules... And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her. Now it's time to spend a day in heaven, he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her. So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity, The woman paused for a second and then replied, Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell. So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. I don't understand, stammered the woman, yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable. The Devil looked at her smiled and told... ... ... Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ -- BEST REGARDS Abdul Haque +966531861850 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Its friday again......Heaven or Hell??? Surely experienced by some of us.....
Are you being serious right now? Sent from my iPhone On Jun 1, 2012, at 7:14 AM, Abdul Haque abdulhaqu...@gmail.com wrote: ** what the nonsense subject is that Its friday again..Heaven or Hell???this is the place to share info releted to ARS not to Days. On 1 June 2012 14:01, Rick Cook remedyr...@gmail.com wrote: ** That's funny right there... Rick On Jun 1, 2012 5:27 AM, Rajesh Nair rajesh.nair@gmail.com wrote: ** One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.. Welcome to Heaven, said St. Peter. Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you. No problem, just let me in, said the woman. Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in. Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven, said the woman Sorry, we have rules... And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her. Now it's time to spend a day in heaven, he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her. So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity, The woman paused for a second and then replied, Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell. So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. I don't understand, stammered the woman, yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable. The Devil looked at her smiled and told... ... ... Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ -- BEST REGARDS Abdul Haque +966531861850 _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Its friday again......Heaven or Hell??? Surely experienced by some of us.....
Abdul, it is both customary and appropriate to share a joke or two here on a Friday. If you don't like it, you are free to delete it and go on about your day. May it be a good one. Rick On Jun 1, 2012 7:14 AM, Abdul Haque abdulhaqu...@gmail.com wrote: ** what the nonsense subject is that Its friday again..Heaven or Hell???this is the place to share info releted to ARS not to Days. On 1 June 2012 14:01, Rick Cook remedyr...@gmail.com wrote: ** That's funny right there... Rick On Jun 1, 2012 5:27 AM, Rajesh Nair rajesh.nair@gmail.com wrote: ** One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.. Welcome to Heaven, said St. Peter. Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you. No problem, just let me in, said the woman. Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in. Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven, said the woman Sorry, we have rules... And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her. Now it's time to spend a day in heaven, he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her. So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity, The woman paused for a second and then replied, Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell. So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. I don't understand, stammered the woman, yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable. The Devil looked at her smiled and told... ... ... Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ -- BEST REGARDS Abdul Haque +966531861850 _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Its friday again......Heaven or Hell??? Surely experienced by some of us.....
This is really true in all the aspects one thing would have added here along with golf course a boss so very good but turns rude as soon on boarded Cheers, Upendra Venkat On Friday 01 June 2012 02:41 PM, Rajesh Nair wrote: ** One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.. Welcome to Heaven, said St. Peter. Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you. No problem, just let me in, said the woman. Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in. Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven, said the woman Sorry, we have rules... And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her. Now it's time to spend a day in heaven, he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her. So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity, The woman paused for a second and then replied, Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell. So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. I don't understand, stammered the woman, yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable. The Devil looked at her smiled and told... ... ... Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Its friday again......Heaven or Hell??? Surely experienced by some of us.....
Hey Rajesh, great share for a Friday. Enjoyed reading the story and its relativity. Have a Nice weekend...!!! Regards, Sonal On Friday 01 June 2012 02:41 PM, Rajesh Nair wrote: ** One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.. Welcome to Heaven, said St. Peter. Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you. No problem, just let me in, said the woman. Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in. Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven, said the woman Sorry, we have rules... And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her. Now it's time to spend a day in heaven, he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her. So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity, The woman paused for a second and then replied, Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell. So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. I don't understand, stammered the woman, yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable. The Devil looked at her smiled and told... ... ... Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Its friday again......Heaven or Hell??? Surely experienced by some of us.....
Ideally they don't even say that yesterday we were recruiting.it would be yesterday we were recruiting today u r an employee and there is a notice period to leave.so stuck;) Have a lovely weekend everyoneJ Regards, Binay From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Upendra Sent: Friday, June 01, 2012 4:55 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Its friday again..Heaven or Hell??? Surely experienced by some of us. ** This is really true in all the aspects one thing would have added here along with golf course a boss so very good but turns rude as soon on boarded Cheers, Upendra Venkat On Friday 01 June 2012 02:41 PM, Rajesh Nair wrote: ** One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.. Welcome to Heaven, said St. Peter. Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you. No problem, just let me in, said the woman. Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in. Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven, said the woman Sorry, we have rules... And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her. Now it's time to spend a day in heaven, he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her. So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity, The woman paused for a second and then replied, Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell. So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. I don't understand, stammered the woman, yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable. The Devil looked at her smiled and told... ... ... Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Its friday again......Heaven or Hell??? Surely experienced by some of us.....
hmm, . seems like you have do the same thing what was just a joke for the day... never mind it differ .it depends hows thing are take in what way cheers and chill pill On Fri, Jun 1, 2012 at 4:44 PM, Abdul Haque abdulhaqu...@gmail.com wrote: ** what the nonsense subject is that Its friday again..Heaven or Hell???this is the place to share info releted to ARS not to Days. On 1 June 2012 14:01, Rick Cook remedyr...@gmail.com wrote: ** That's funny right there... Rick On Jun 1, 2012 5:27 AM, Rajesh Nair rajesh.nair@gmail.com wrote: ** One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.. Welcome to Heaven, said St. Peter. Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you. No problem, just let me in, said the woman. Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in. Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven, said the woman Sorry, we have rules... And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her. Now it's time to spend a day in heaven, he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her. So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity, The woman paused for a second and then replied, Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell. So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. I don't understand, stammered the woman, yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable. The Devil looked at her smiled and told... ... ... Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ -- BEST REGARDS Abdul Haque +966531861850 _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Its friday again......Heaven or Hell??? Surely experienced by some of us.....
A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance: but by sorrow of the heart the spirit is broken. (Proverbs 15:13 KJV) Lighten up Francis! Sent from my iPhone On Jun 1, 2012, at 7:14, Abdul Haque abdulhaqu...@gmail.com wrote: ** what the nonsense subject is that Its friday again..Heaven or Hell??? this is the place to share info releted to ARS not to Days. On 1 June 2012 14:01, Rick Cook remedyr...@gmail.com wrote: ** That's funny right there... Rick On Jun 1, 2012 5:27 AM, Rajesh Nair rajesh.nair@gmail.com wrote: ** One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.. Welcome to Heaven, said St. Peter. Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you. No problem, just let me in, said the woman. Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in. Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven, said the woman Sorry, we have rules... And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her. Now it's time to spend a day in heaven, he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her. So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity, The woman paused for a second and then replied, Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell. So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. I don't understand, stammered the woman, yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable. The Devil looked at her smiled and told... ... ... Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ -- BEST REGARDS Abdul Haque +966531861850 _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Its friday again......Heaven or Hell??? Surely experienced by some of us.....
It is the latitude of a Friday, we have had humour that I find far more offensive allowed. Nothing wrong with the subject line other than it was misleading, I thought it was about IS Friday Heaven or Hell J as Ron L. Hubbard said “You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion” Daniel [as always, in the Lion’s Den] From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Pat Zandi Sent: June 1, 2012 8:02 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Its friday again..Heaven or Hell??? Surely experienced by some of us. ** A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance: but by sorrow of the heart the spirit is broken. (Proverbs 15:13 KJV) Lighten up Francis! Sent from my iPhone On Jun 1, 2012, at 7:14, Abdul Haque abdulhaqu...@gmail.com wrote: ** what the nonsense subject is that Its friday again..Heaven or Hell??? this is the place to share info releted to ARS not to Days. On 1 June 2012 14:01, Rick Cook remedyr...@gmail.com wrote: ** That's funny right there... Rick On Jun 1, 2012 5:27 AM, Rajesh Nair rajesh.nair@gmail.com wrote: ** One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.. Welcome to Heaven, said St. Peter. Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you. No problem, just let me in, said the woman. Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in. Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven, said the woman Sorry, we have rules... And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her. Now it's time to spend a day in heaven, he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her. So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity, The woman paused for a second and then replied, Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell. So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. I don't understand, stammered the woman, yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable. The Devil looked at her smiled and told... ... ... Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ -- BEST REGARDS Abdul Haque +966531861850 _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Its friday again......Heaven or Hell??? Surely experienced by some of us.....
LOL Actually here in Mexico, we use the same story to tell how elections run out here... Seems legit for me ;-) Have a great Friday and a wonderful weekend. Cheers Listers. Hugo Ruesga Software Development Advisor P Please consider the environment before printing this email The information contained in and transferred with this electronic message is intended only for the recipient(s) designated above, it is protected by law and it may contain information which is privileged and confidential. If you are not the intended recipient, please do not read, copy, or use it, and do not disclose it to others. Please notify the sender of the delivery error by replying to this message, and then delete it from your system. Thank you. Date: Fri, 1 Jun 2012 14:41:00 +0530 From: rajesh.nair@gmail.com Subject: Its friday again..Heaven or Hell??? Surely experienced by some of us. To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG ** One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.. Welcome to Heaven, said St. Peter. Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you. No problem, just let me in, said the woman. Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in. Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven, said the woman Sorry, we have rules... And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her. Now it's time to spend a day in heaven, he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her. So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity, The woman paused for a second and then replied, Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell. So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. I don't understand, stammered the woman, yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable. The Devil looked at her smiled and told... ... ... Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Its friday again......Heaven or Hell??? Surely experienced by some of us.....
I wonder if there is beer in Hell? Or do they only make it for recruits? - Original Message - From: arslist arsl...@danielbloom.ca To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent: Friday, June 1, 2012 9:13:06 AM Subject: Re: Its friday again..Heaven or Hell??? Surely experienced by some of us. ** It is the latitude of a Friday, we have had humour that I find far more offensive allowed. Nothing wrong with the subject line other than it was misleading, I thought it was about IS Friday Heaven or Hell J as Ron L. Hubbard said “ You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion” Daniel [as always, in the Lion’s Den] From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Pat Zandi Sent: June 1, 2012 8:02 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Its friday again..Heaven or Hell??? Surely experienced by some of us. ** A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance: but by sorrow of the heart the spirit is broken. (Proverbs 15:13 KJV) Lighten up Francis! Sent from my iPhone On Jun 1, 2012, at 7:14, Abdul Haque abdulhaqu...@gmail.com wrote: ** what the nonsense subject is that Its friday again..Heaven or Hell??? this is the place to share info releted to ARS not to Days. On 1 June 2012 14:01, Rick Cook remedyr...@gmail.com wrote: ** That's funny right there... Rick On Jun 1, 2012 5:27 AM, Rajesh Nair rajesh.nair@gmail.com wrote: ** One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.. Welcome to Heaven, said St. Peter. Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you. No problem, just let me in, said the woman. Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in. Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven, said the woman Sorry, we have rules... And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her. Now it's time to spend a day in heaven, he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her. So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity, The woman paused for a second and then replied, Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell. So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. I don't understand, stammered the woman, yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable. The Devil looked at her smiled and told... ... ... Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ -- BEST REGARDS Abdul Haque +966531861850 _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_
Re: Its friday again......Heaven or Hell??? Surely experienced by some of us.....
Undoubtedly, there is beer in hell. But you get recruited with Guinness, and then fed Coors light when you get there. On Fri, Jun 1, 2012 at 8:28 AM, Gordon Frank gjj...@comcast.net wrote: ** I wonder if there is beer in Hell? Or do they only make it for recruits? -- *From: *arslist arsl...@danielbloom.ca *To: *arslist@ARSLIST.ORG *Sent: *Friday, June 1, 2012 9:13:06 AM *Subject: *Re: Its friday again..Heaven or Hell??? Surely experienced by some of us. ** It is the latitude of a Friday, we have had humour that I find far more offensive allowed. Nothing wrong with the subject line other than it was misleading, I thought it was about IS Friday Heaven or Hell J as Ron L. Hubbard said “*You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion”* Daniel [as always, in the Lion’s Den] *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf Of *Pat Zandi *Sent:* June 1, 2012 8:02 AM *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG *Subject:* Re: Its friday again..Heaven or Hell??? Surely experienced by some of us. ** A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance: but by sorrow of the heart the spirit is broken. (Proverbs 15:13 KJV) Lighten up Francis! Sent from my iPhone On Jun 1, 2012, at 7:14, Abdul Haque abdulhaqu...@gmail.com wrote: ** what the nonsense subject is that Its friday again..Heaven or Hell??? this is the place to share info releted to ARS not to Days. On 1 June 2012 14:01, Rick Cook remedyr...@gmail.com wrote: ** That's funny right there... Rick On Jun 1, 2012 5:27 AM, Rajesh Nair rajesh.nair@gmail.com wrote: ** One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.. Welcome to Heaven, said St. Peter. Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you. No problem, just let me in, said the woman. Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in. Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven, said the woman Sorry, we have rules... And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her. Now it's time to spend a day in heaven, he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her. So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity, The woman paused for a second and then replied, Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell. So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. I don't understand, stammered the woman, yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable. The Devil looked at her smiled and told... ... ... Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ -- BEST REGARDS Abdul Haque +966531861850 _attend WWRUG12
Re: Its friday again......Heaven or Hell??? Surely experienced by some of us.....
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=in+heaven+there+is+no+beerview=detailmid=DB408B7F54D33635D8CFDB408B7F54D33635D8CFfirst=0qpvt=in+heaven+there+is+no+beer From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Thad Esser Sent: Friday, June 01, 2012 12:07 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Its friday again..Heaven or Hell??? Surely experienced by some of us. ** Undoubtedly, there is beer in hell. But you get recruited with Guinness, and then fed Coors light when you get there. On Fri, Jun 1, 2012 at 8:28 AM, Gordon Frank gjj...@comcast.netmailto:gjj...@comcast.net wrote: ** I wonder if there is beer in Hell? Or do they only make it for recruits? From: arslist arsl...@danielbloom.camailto:arsl...@danielbloom.ca To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent: Friday, June 1, 2012 9:13:06 AM Subject: Re: Its friday again..Heaven or Hell??? Surely experienced by some of us. ** It is the latitude of a Friday, we have had humour that I find far more offensive allowed. Nothing wrong with the subject line other than it was misleading, I thought it was about IS Friday Heaven or Hell :) as Ron L. Hubbard said You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion Daniel [as always, in the Lion's Den] From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Pat Zandi Sent: June 1, 2012 8:02 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Its friday again..Heaven or Hell??? Surely experienced by some of us. ** A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance: but by sorrow of the heart the spirit is broken. (Proverbs 15:13 KJV) Lighten up Francis! Sent from my iPhone On Jun 1, 2012, at 7:14, Abdul Haque abdulhaqu...@gmail.commailto:abdulhaqu...@gmail.com wrote: ** what the nonsense subject is that Its friday again..Heaven or Hell??? this is the place to share info releted to ARS not to Days. On 1 June 2012 14:01, Rick Cook remedyr...@gmail.commailto:remedyr...@gmail.com wrote: ** That's funny right there... Rick On Jun 1, 2012 5:27 AM, Rajesh Nair rajesh.nair@gmail.commailto:rajesh.nair@gmail.com wrote: ** One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.. Welcome to Heaven, said St. Peter. Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you. No problem, just let me in, said the woman. Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in. Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven, said the woman Sorry, we have rules... And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her. Now it's time to spend a day in heaven, he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her. So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity, The woman paused for a second and then replied, Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell. So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. I don't understand,
