Re: Galactic Moderates (Was Re: Admin: Server Access Blocked)

2002-12-09 Thread Deborah Harrell
--- Jim Sharkey <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> 
> >Debbi
> >Galactic Moderate? Maru
> 
> See, that's your problem.  No one in the Four
> Galaxies listens to the moderates, you should know
> that!  :-)

Well, even we Moderates are entitled to our
middle-of-the-road opinions!  Heck, we can even poke
fun at ourselves!

Silly Synthians? Maru

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Re: Nipping breasts, civilized and other Re: Galactic Moderates

2002-12-09 Thread Julia Thompson
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
> 
> In a message dated 12/7/2002 8:41:45 AM US Mountain Standard Time,
> [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
>
> >  You know, I liked that paragraph up to the point of nipping the breast
> >  -- I had mine nipped rather painfully recently enough to think that if
> >  they're *still* nipping the breast at *that* point, maybe they oughtta
> >  be smacked down.  (I just screamed in surprise and pain, pried him off
> >  and denied further access.  He's *almost* weaned.  *Almost*.)
> >
> >   Julia
> 
> And if you were Tymbrimi, he'da had four more to choose from.

Oh, lucky me -- four more to get bit.  

He's really been very good on the whole biting thing, just occasionally
needed a very strong reminder once we were past the initial biting. 
(Don't let anyone tell you that a toothless person's bite can't hurt. 
It can.  And don't let anyone tell you that a 2-week-old can't learn --
one can.)
 
> William Taylor
> -
> How would you define an
> underwire Tymbrimi bra?

Well, do you use multiple wires or one continuous one, and if it's
continuous, how is it shaped?

Julia

who personally doesn't like underwire bras, finds them uncomfortable
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Re: Nipping breasts, civilized and other Re: Galactic Moderates

2002-12-07 Thread Medievalbk
In a message dated 12/7/2002 8:41:45 AM US Mountain Standard Time, 
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

> > They do not love their Civilization with unqualified patiotic devotion and
>  > they refuse to quietly emmigrate to somewhere else.  They should be 
lined 
> up
>  > and shot for the traitors to Civilization that they are--except that
>  > exterminating them would be even worse for Civilization than letting 
them 
> and
>  > their irrelevant minority of mostly-harmless looney-leftists nip the
>  > Civilized breast that feeds their eternally immature and ungrateful 
> species.
>  
>  You know, I liked that paragraph up to the point of nipping the breast
>  -- I had mine nipped rather painfully recently enough to think that if
>  they're *still* nipping the breast at *that* point, maybe they oughtta
>  be smacked down.  (I just screamed in surprise and pain, pried him off
>  and denied further access.  He's *almost* weaned.  *Almost*.)
>  
>   Julia

And if you were Tymbrimi, he'da had four more to choose from.

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Re: Galactic Moderates

2002-12-07 Thread Medievalbk


> 
>  Trent Shipley talked to himself thusly:
>  >Every Tymbrimi is a card-carrying member of the ACLU.  They would 
>  >join a civil-liberties group to the left of the ACLU if they could 
>  >find one.  

Un-Tymbrimi Activities Committee:

Are you now or have you ever been serious?

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Re: Galactic Moderates

2002-12-07 Thread Ronn! Blankenship
At 10:10 PM 12/6/02 -0600, Steve Sloan II wrote:

Jim Sharkey wrote:

> I dunno.  The Kanten/Linten clan hasn't bought any bridges
> yet. And I suppose the Tymbrimi could be considered moderate,
> if for no other reason than they don't have a desire to kill
> and/or subjugate every other race in the Galaxies.  :-)  And
> who's going to trick them into anything?

I got the impression that the Tymbrimi were the A-number-one
radicals (and targets for the crazy clans) in the Five Galaxies,
before we showed up, and knocked them back to second place. :-)



Me, too.



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Nipping breasts, civilized and other Re: Galactic Moderates

2002-12-07 Thread Julia Thompson
Trent Shipley wrote:

> They do not love their Civilization with unqualified patiotic devotion and
> they refuse to quietly emmigrate to somewhere else.  They should be lined up
> and shot for the traitors to Civilization that they are--except that
> exterminating them would be even worse for Civilization than letting them and
> their irrelevant minority of mostly-harmless looney-leftists nip the
> Civilized breast that feeds their eternally immature and ungrateful species.

You know, I liked that paragraph up to the point of nipping the breast
-- I had mine nipped rather painfully recently enough to think that if
they're *still* nipping the breast at *that* point, maybe they oughtta
be smacked down.  (I just screamed in surprise and pain, pried him off
and denied further access.  He's *almost* weaned.  *Almost*.)

Julia
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Re: Galactic Moderates

2002-12-07 Thread Jim Sharkey

Trent Shipley talked to himself thusly:
>Every Tymbrimi is a card-carrying member of the ACLU.  They would 
>join a civil-liberties group to the left of the ACLU if they could 
>find one.  
>
>They do not love their Civilization with unqualified patiotic 
>devotion and they refuse to quietly emmigrate to somewhere else.  
>They should be lined up and shot for the traitors to Civilization 
>that they are--except that exterminating them would be even worse 
>for Civilization than letting them and their irrelevant minority of 
>mostly-harmless looney-leftists nip the Civilized breast that feeds 
>their eternally immature and ungrateful species.

That was great, Trent.  Seriously.

Even though you *were* just muttering to yourself like a crazy homeless person.  You 
know, the kind of guy that the Tymbrimi would want to help, instead of just 
eliminating like vermin to better serve the species as a whole, as would be correct.

Jim

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Re: Galactic Moderates

2002-12-07 Thread Jim Sharkey

Trent Shipley wrote:
>In the Fi.. er Four Galaxies a Greepeace style doctrine is solidly 
>conservative--in no way reactionary.  Most Thennanin would be 
>encouraged and hopeful that even a t-i-n-y fraction of Human 
>Wolflings would join a highly responsible organization like 
>Greepeace.

LOL!!  You're right of course!  I was thinking in terms of Terro-centrism.  Pardon my 
wolfling ignorance.  :)

>Tymbrimi -- well they're the sort of leftist crazies who would do 
>something insane like inventing and dropping a dirty fission bomb 
>to save a meagre millions of lives.  (Of course, if you are 
>Tymbrimi you drop the bomb on Hiroshima with a clear warning in 
>Japanese:
>
>Property of USA: 
>DANGER DO NOT OPEN!
>
>As long as the box remains unopened, the bomb will not explode.)

That does sound like them.  And if they *did* open, it wouldn't be a bomb, but 
something far more complicated and destructive, like a joke book.

Trent, is it safe to be on topic this many posts in a row?  Isn't this against the 
list's charter or something?  ;)

Jim

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Re: Galactic Moderates

2002-12-07 Thread Trent Shipley
(Replying to own post, bad sign.)

The problem was with the Greenpeace example.  Ecology is just way more 
important to Galactics than to most of us.

A better example might be:

Every Tymbrimi is a card-carrying member of the ACLU.  They would join a 
civil-liberties group to the left of the ACLU if they could find one.  They 
all favor socialized medicine.  Worse, they favor egalitarian distribution of 
O-2 Galactic resources and cooperation with other orders of life.  They are 
unpredictable.  Worst of all, they have no respect for station, authority, or 
tradition.  They love nothing more than seeing some venerable institute 
official get a pie in the face.  They love seeing dignitaries of the most 
powerful clans trip on the red capets that welcome them on state visits.

They do not love their Civilization with unqualified patiotic devotion and 
they refuse to quietly emmigrate to somewhere else.  They should be lined up 
and shot for the traitors to Civilization that they are--except that 
exterminating them would be even worse for Civilization than letting them and 
their irrelevant minority of mostly-harmless looney-leftists nip the 
Civilized breast that feeds their eternally immature and ungrateful species.


On Friday 06 December 2002 11:40 pm, Trent Shipley wrote:
> No.
>
> In the Fi.. er Four Galaxies a Greepeace style doctrine is solidly
> conservative--in no way reactionary.  Most Thennanin would be encouraged
> and hopeful that even a t-i-n-y fraction of Human Wolflings would join a
> highly responsible organization like Greepeace.
>
> Tymbrimi -- well they're the sort of leftist crazies who would do something
> insane like inventing and dropping a dirty fission bomb to save a meagre
> millions of lives.  (Of course, if you are Tymbrimi you drop the bomb on
> Hiroshima with a clear warning in Japanese:
>
> Property of USA:
> DANGER DO NOT OPEN!
>
>
> As long as the box remains unopened, the bomb will not explode.)
>
> On Friday 06 December 2002 10:45 pm, Jim Sharkey wrote:
> > Trent Shipley wrote:
> > >The Tymbrimi are on the Looney Left of Galactic politics.  They
> > >scare the @#$% out of moderates.
> >
> > So they're like Greenpeace, only without the flannel and Birkenstocks,
> > then?  ;)
> >
> > Jim
> >
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Re: Galactic Moderates

2002-12-06 Thread Trent Shipley
No.

In the Fi.. er Four Galaxies a Greepeace style doctrine is solidly 
conservative--in no way reactionary.  Most Thennanin would be encouraged and 
hopeful that even a t-i-n-y fraction of Human Wolflings would join a highly 
responsible organization like Greepeace.

Tymbrimi -- well they're the sort of leftist crazies who would do something 
insane like inventing and dropping a dirty fission bomb to save a meagre 
millions of lives.  (Of course, if you are Tymbrimi you drop the bomb on 
Hiroshima with a clear warning in Japanese:

Property of USA: 
DANGER DO NOT OPEN!


As long as the box remains unopened, the bomb will not explode.)

On Friday 06 December 2002 10:45 pm, Jim Sharkey wrote:
> Trent Shipley wrote:
> >The Tymbrimi are on the Looney Left of Galactic politics.  They
> >scare the @#$% out of moderates.
>
> So they're like Greenpeace, only without the flannel and Birkenstocks,
> then?  ;)
>
> Jim
>
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Re: Galactic Moderates

2002-12-06 Thread Medievalbk
In a message dated 12/6/2002 10:35:36 PM US Mountain Standard Time, 
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

> 
>  The Tymbrimi are on the Looney Left of Galactic politics.  They scare the 
@#$
> % 
>  out of moderates.

And the Synthians gave the Depends contract to their clients.  Something 
about upping their Wazoon.

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Re: Galactic Moderates

2002-12-06 Thread Jim Sharkey

Trent Shipley wrote:

>The Tymbrimi are on the Looney Left of Galactic politics.  They 
>scare the @#$% out of moderates.

So they're like Greenpeace, only without the flannel and Birkenstocks, then?  ;)

Jim


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RE: Galactic Moderates

2002-12-06 Thread Jon Gabriel


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Subject: Re: Galactic Moderates


On Friday 06 December 2002 08:48 pm, Jim Sharkey wrote:
> William Taylor wrote:
>
> [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
> >>>Debbi
> >>>Galactic Moderate? Maru
> >>
> >>See, that's your problem.  No one in the Four Galaxies listens to
> >>the moderates, you should know that!  :-)
> >
> >Moderates?
> >
> >Moderates don't exist.
> >
> >Any race that shows the signs of being proto moderate has their
> >wallets "uplifted" by a Synthian trader selling them the Galactic
> >equivalence of the Brooklyn Bridge.
>
> I dunno.  The Kanten/Linten clan hasn't bought any bridges yet.  And I
> suppose the Tymbrimi could be considered moderate, if for no other
reason
> than they don't have a desire to kill and/or subjugate every other
race in
> the Galaxies.  :-)  And who's going to trick them into anything?
>
> Jim

The Tymbrimi are on the Looney Left of Galactic politics.  They scare
the @#$% 
out of moderates.
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Re: Galactic Moderates

2002-12-06 Thread Trent Shipley

On Friday 06 December 2002 08:48 pm, Jim Sharkey wrote:
> William Taylor wrote:
>
> [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
> >>>Debbi
> >>>Galactic Moderate? Maru
> >>
> >>See, that's your problem.  No one in the Four Galaxies listens to
> >>the moderates, you should know that!  :-)
> >
> >Moderates?
> >
> >Moderates don't exist.
> >
> >Any race that shows the signs of being proto moderate has their
> >wallets "uplifted" by a Synthian trader selling them the Galactic
> >equivalence of the Brooklyn Bridge.
>
> I dunno.  The Kanten/Linten clan hasn't bought any bridges yet.  And I
> suppose the Tymbrimi could be considered moderate, if for no other reason
> than they don't have a desire to kill and/or subjugate every other race in
> the Galaxies.  :-)  And who's going to trick them into anything?
>
> Jim

The Tymbrimi are on the Looney Left of Galactic politics.  They scare the @#$% 
out of moderates.
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Re: Galactic Moderates

2002-12-06 Thread Steve Sloan II
Jim Sharkey wrote:

> I dunno.  The Kanten/Linten clan hasn't bought any bridges
> yet. And I suppose the Tymbrimi could be considered moderate,
> if for no other reason than they don't have a desire to kill
> and/or subjugate every other race in the Galaxies.  :-)  And
> who's going to trick them into anything?

I got the impression that the Tymbrimi were the A-number-one
radicals (and targets for the crazy clans) in the Five Galaxies,
before we showed up, and knocked them back to second place. :-)
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Re: Galactic Moderates

2002-12-06 Thread Medievalbk
In a message dated 12/6/2002 8:49:11 PM US Mountain Standard Time, 
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

> >Moderates?
>  >
>  >Moderates don't exist.
>  >
>  >Any race that shows the signs of being proto moderate has their 
>  >wallets "uplifted" by a Synthian trader selling them the Galactic 
>  >equivalence of the Brooklyn Bridge. 
>  
>  I dunno.  The Kanten/Linten clan hasn't bought any bridges yet.  And I 
> suppose the Tymbrimi could be considered moderate, if for no other reason 
> than they don't have a desire to kill and/or subjugate every other race in 
> the Galaxies.  :-)  And who's going to trick them into anything?
>  
>  Jim

You're right.

But it was a joke spoiler.  I was using the Rush Limbaugh definition of 
moderate.

[Too stupid to have an opinion.]

Uplift Universe moderate can be defined as being intelligent and passionate 
but cautious.

Try using agent orange on an entire planet and see if a Kanten response would 
be "moderate".

Now as to the Tymbrimi, it'll probably be the Tytlal that trick them into 
something. But not in a bad way.

I like the idea of the races being rational and irrational rather than being 
passionate or moderate.

Remember the late 1960s quote:

Extremism in the pursuit of comedy is no vice.


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Re: Galactic Moderates

2002-12-06 Thread Jim Sharkey

William Taylor wrote:
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
>>>Debbi
>>>Galactic Moderate? Maru
>>  
>>See, that's your problem.  No one in the Four Galaxies listens to 
>>the moderates, you should know that!  :-)
>
>Moderates?
>
>Moderates don't exist.
>
>Any race that shows the signs of being proto moderate has their 
>wallets "uplifted" by a Synthian trader selling them the Galactic 
>equivalence of the Brooklyn Bridge. 

I dunno.  The Kanten/Linten clan hasn't bought any bridges yet.  And I suppose the 
Tymbrimi could be considered moderate, if for no other reason than they don't have a 
desire to kill and/or subjugate every other race in the Galaxies.  :-)  And who's 
going to trick them into anything?

Jim

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Re: Galactic Moderates

2002-12-06 Thread Medievalbk
In a message dated 12/6/2002 7:34:38 PM US Mountain Standard Time, 
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

> 
>  >Debbi
>  >Galactic Moderate? Maru
>  
>  See, that's your problem.  No one in the Four Galaxies listens to the 
> moderates, you should know that!  :-)
>  
>  Jim
>  

Moderates?

Moderates don't exist.

Any race that shows the signs of being proto moderate has their wallets 
"uplifted" by a Synthian trader selling them the Galactic equivalence of the 
Brooklyn Bridge. 

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