Re: Finding good developers

2004-07-01 Thread Ray Champagne
Much much better!I thought I was losing my sense of humor!

Good one!LOL

Ray

At 12:16 AM 7/1/2004, you wrote:
Ray, the entire joke follows -- it is one I told to a potential
employer -- didn't get the job, but we both enjoyed the joke.

Dick

Have you heard the one about the girl who comes home from school and
says:

Daddy, what's a faux pas?They explained it in school today, but I
really don't understand!

Well, Honey, maybe it would be easier ifI show you an example.

Do you remember a few weeks ago, the Reverend came to the house?

Yes, Daddy, is that afaux pas?

No Honey!But, do you remember when we we walking in the garden, the
Reverend pricked a finger on a rose bush?

Yes, Daddy, is that afaux pas?

No Honey!But do you remember when the Reverend came to the house
last Thursday,for Thanksgiving dinner?.

...Yes, Daddy, is that afaux pas?

No, Honey! But, do you remember when we were sitting down to dinner,
and the Reverend was about to say Grace.

You said: Reverend, How's your prick?

I said:Jsus Christ!'

And your Mother dropped the turkey...

. And that's three of 'em




On Jun 30, 2004, at 3:38 PM, Ray Champagne wrote:

  Am I missing something or did that joke end without a punch line?
 
 At 06:35 PM 6/30/2004, you wrote:
 On Jun 30, 2004, at 12:35 PM, George Abraham wrote:
 
   A joke! It's people like you that I hate when I get interviewed!
  Though I agree it tells the interviewer a lot, so can my internet
  browsing cache!
 
 If you are going to be part of a team...
 
 Dick
 
 Have you heard the one about the girl who comes home from school and
 says:
 
 Daddy, what's a faux pas?They explained it in school today, but I
 really don't understand!
 
 Well, Honey, maybe it would be easier ifI show you an example.
 
 Do you remember a few weeks ago, the Reverend came to the house?
 
 Yes, Daddy, is that afaux pas?
 
 No Honey!But, do you remember when we we walking in the garden,
  the
 Reverend pricked a finger on a rose bush?
 
 Yes, Daddy, is that afaux pas?
 
 No Honey!But do you remember when the Reverend came to the house
 last Thursday,for Thanksgiving dinner?.
 
 
 . And that's three of 'em
 
 In times like these, it helps to recall that
 there have always been times like these.
 - Paul Harvey -
 
 
 
 


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Re: Finding good developers

2004-07-01 Thread G
Internet job sites are definitely the way to go, especially when hiring computer programmers.

As for the interview, i personally loathe the idea of giving structured tests or projects to job applicants and using the results as a basis for apptitude evaluation.A good interviewer can learn more in a 30 minute informal discussion with someone than from any test. This is especially true with Cold Fusion, who's relative ease-of-use puts a higher premium (in my opinion) on a developer's creativity, ingenuity, and overall personality. 

Hey, one only need to look at the characters on this list too see what I mean :)

Brian

- Original Message - 
From: B G 
To: CF-Talk 
Sent: Wednesday, June 30, 2004 4:37 PM
Subject: RE: Finding good developers

Thanks all for the suggestions.In my experience, my best candidates have 
been those with whom I've been able to have good discussions with.My 
interviews are very informal.As one suggestion noted, though someone might 
not know what MVC stands for, if they can articulate work they've done that 
results in a certain method, then they probably can produce good code.

On sourcing though, other than a site like Craigslist, what have been your 
best sources for candidates?Newspaper ads?Monster.com?Other job sites? 
 Recruiters?

From: Burns, John D [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: CF-Talk [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Finding good developers
Date: Wed, 30 Jun 2004 16:48:41 -0400

One final addition and then I'll shut up...

I've been asked by a previous employer what I am most excited about
learning or what new CF functionality am I currently playing
with/learning/using that excites me.This will let you know if the
person is attempting to grow and learn or if they're just someone who
has been doing it for years and sometimes if they know it all.I
personally value someone who is trying to learn as much as they can (and
seems to retain most of it) over someone who is really good at something
that is out of touch with new trends and technologies.

John Burns

-Original Message-
From: Whittingham, P [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, June 30, 2004 4:11 PM
To: CF-Talk
Subject: RE: Finding good developers

If you are looking for example for a Cold Fusion developer, find years
of experience in html/css/_javascript_/dhtml and Cold Fusion along with
lots of sqlstored procedures. Then ask several questions from easy to
hard questions on those areas, givingyour staff to help create the
questions. They will at least get an idea of the potential applicate.
Also, graphic tools (Photoshop/Fireworks) questions might be good also.
Asking for their previous work might be hard for the applicate, since
his/her work might be the property of his current employer. I've been
involved on both side over the last 25 years and a 'good' developer can
sometimes 'sense' a another good one.

- Pat




From: B G [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wed 6/30/2004 1:24 PM
To: CF-Talk
Subject: OT: Finding good developers


Not to say that this list isn't stocked with good developers!

But...As my department is growing my need to find good staff is
increasing.
I need to find good resources for both full-time positions and temporary
contract/project based openings.My experience with headhunters has
been very consistent.They're pushy and they don't really care about my
staffing needs as long as I place someone.Can anyone offer some advice
on companies that offer staffing solutions or other similar resources?
Any thoughts on this are greatly appreciated.For local info I am
located in Chicago.

Thanks!

BG



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Re: Finding good developers

2004-07-01 Thread Paul Kenney
It depends though.If the test is simple enough, it shouldn't be too
big a deal. It just makes sure that they understand basic syntax and
concepts.I have to agree though, that actual conversation will
uncover a lot more about what an interviewee actually knows as long as
the interviewer fully understands everything that is said--don't let
the candidate get awaywith any BS.

On Thu, 1 Jul 2004 08:13:51 -0500, G [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 
 Internet job sites are definitely the way to go, especially when hiring computer programmers.
 
 As for the interview, i personally loathe the idea of giving structured tests or projects to job applicants and using the results as a basis for apptitude evaluation.A good interviewer can learn more in a 30 minute informal discussion with someone than from any test. This is especially true with Cold Fusion, who's relative ease-of-use puts a higher premium (in my opinion) on a developer's creativity, ingenuity, and overall personality.
 
 Hey, one only need to look at the characters on this list too see what I mean :)
 
 Brian
 
- Original Message -
From: B G
To: CF-Talk
Sent: Wednesday, June 30, 2004 4:37 PM
Subject: RE: Finding good developers
 
Thanks all for the suggestions.In my experience, my best candidates have
been those with whom I've been able to have good discussions with.My
interviews are very informal.As one suggestion noted, though someone might
not know what MVC stands for, if they can articulate work they've done that
results in a certain method, then they probably can produce good code.
 
On sourcing though, other than a site like Craigslist, what have been your
best sources for candidates?Newspaper ads?Monster.com?Other job sites?
Recruiters?
 
From: Burns, John D [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: CF-Talk [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Finding good developers
Date: Wed, 30 Jun 2004 16:48:41 -0400

One final addition and then I'll shut up...

I've been asked by a previous employer what I am most excited about
learning or what new CF functionality am I currently playing
with/learning/using that excites me.This will let you know if the
person is attempting to grow and learn or if they're just someone who
has been doing it for years and sometimes if they know it all.I
personally value someone who is trying to learn as much as they can (and
seems to retain most of it) over someone who is really good at something
that is out of touch with new trends and technologies.

John Burns

-Original Message-
From: Whittingham, P [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, June 30, 2004 4:11 PM
To: CF-Talk
Subject: RE: Finding good developers

If you are looking for example for a Cold Fusion developer, find years
of experience in html/css/_javascript_/dhtml and Cold Fusion along with
lots of sqlstored procedures. Then ask several questions from easy to
hard questions on those areas, givingyour staff to help create the
questions. They will at least get an idea of the potential applicate.
Also, graphic tools (Photoshop/Fireworks) questions might be good also.
Asking for their previous work might be hard for the applicate, since
his/her work might be the property of his current employer. I've been
involved on both side over the last 25 years and a 'good' developer can
sometimes 'sense' a another good one.

- Pat




From: B G [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wed 6/30/2004 1:24 PM
To: CF-Talk
Subject: OT: Finding good developers


Not to say that this list isn't stocked with good developers!

But...As my department is growing my need to find good staff is
increasing.
I need to find good resources for both full-time positions and temporary
contract/project based openings.My experience with headhunters has
been very consistent.They're pushy and they don't really care about my
staffing needs as long as I place someone.Can anyone offer some advice
on companies that offer staffing solutions or other similar resources?
Any thoughts on this are greatly appreciated.For local info I am
located in Chicago.

Thanks!

BG



 

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RE: Finding good developers

2004-06-30 Thread Burns, John D
Not sure about really helping with finding someone, but a suggestion
that I will offer is to have some kind of a test in place to find out if
they are really a good developer or not.A lot of people look good on
paper and can possibly bring in some examples of stuff they've done in
the past, but I've seen it happen where they didn't know much at all
about that stuff and it was mainly written by someone else.Perhaps a
simple multiple choice test would work, or maybe give the person a small
sample application that you'd like them to write and see how they do it.
It can give a lot of info on their coding style and such.Just an idea,
do with it as you will.

John 

-Original Message-
From: B G [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
Sent: Wednesday, June 30, 2004 1:24 PM
To: CF-Talk
Subject: OT: Finding good developers

Not to say that this list isn't stocked with good developers!

But...As my department is growing my need to find good staff is
increasing.
I need to find good resources for both full-time positions and temporary
contract/project based openings.My experience with headhunters has
been very consistent.They're pushy and they don't really care about my
staffing needs as long as I place someone.Can anyone offer some advice
on companies that offer staffing solutions or other similar resources?
Any thoughts on this are greatly appreciated.For local info I am
located in Chicago.

Thanks!

BG
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RE: Finding good developers

2004-06-30 Thread Tony Weeg
give an example for a app that you need, and ask them to architect
it...not down to coding level, but db layout, ui layout mockup, etc...

solving a logical problem, for most of us is easy, but it can be a good
litmus test for proficiency.

...tony

tony weeg
senior web applications architect
navtrak, inc.
www.navtrak.net
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410.548.2337

visit www.antiwrap.com to send long url emails to your friends!

-- dont mistake my perfection as arrogance
anonymous

-Original Message-
From: Burns, John D [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
Sent: Wednesday, June 30, 2004 2:02 PM
To: CF-Talk
Subject: RE: Finding good developers

Not sure about really helping with finding someone, but a suggestion
that I will offer is to have some kind of a test in place to find out if
they are really a good developer or not.A lot of people look good on
paper and can possibly bring in some examples of stuff they've done in
the past, but I've seen it happen where they didn't know much at all
about that stuff and it was mainly written by someone else.Perhaps a
simple multiple choice test would work, or maybe give the person a small
sample application that you'd like them to write and see how they do it.
It can give a lot of info on their coding style and such.Just an idea,
do with it as you will.

John 

-Original Message-
From: B G [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
Sent: Wednesday, June 30, 2004 1:24 PM
To: CF-Talk
Subject: OT: Finding good developers

Not to say that this list isn't stocked with good developers!

But...As my department is growing my need to find good staff is
increasing.
I need to find good resources for both full-time positions and temporary
contract/project based openings.My experience with headhunters has
been very consistent.They're pushy and they don't really care about my
staffing needs as long as I place someone.Can anyone offer some advice
on companies that offer staffing solutions or other similar resources?
Any thoughts on this are greatly appreciated.For local info I am
located in Chicago.

Thanks!

BG
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Re: Finding good developers

2004-06-30 Thread Rob
On Wed, 30 Jun 2004 14:01:37 -0400, Burns, John D
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 
 Not sure about really helping with finding someone, but a suggestion
 that I will offer is to have some kind of a test in place to find out if
 they are really a good developer or not.A lot of people look good on
 paper and can possibly bring in some examples of stuff they've done in
 the past, but I've seen it happen where they didn't know much at all
 about that stuff and it was mainly written by someone else.Perhaps a
 simple multiple choice test would work, or maybe give the person a small
 sample application that you'd like them to write and see how they do it.
 It can give a lot of info on their coding style and such.Just an idea,
 do with it as you will.

craigslist.org is pretty good - as sites go. Adding my bit Johns comment:
I have found if you ask specific questions about projects people have
worked on, it's pretty easy to tell if they did what they said they
did. Like why did you do X this way or what made you decided to use
X. I have found if they can't get specific they are probably lying or
don't know what they are doing. Even simple stuff works, like what
does MVC stand for? can you give me an example?.

Good luck,
Rob

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Re: Finding good developers

2004-06-30 Thread C. Hatton Humphrey
 Not to say that this list isn't stocked with good developers!
 ...
 Thanks!

 give an example for a app that you need, and ask them to architect
 it...not down to coding level, but db layout, ui layout mockup, etc...

Only thing I'll say is this - the best interview I had was when I was
sent a project doc and asked to review it for thoughts and
suggestions.I came back with 5 suggestions and about 10 questions. 
I also ended up getting the job!

This is a wonderful thread for the CF-Jobs-Talk list, BTW.

Hatton
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RE: Finding good developers

2004-06-30 Thread Tangorre, Michael
 give an example for a app that you need, and ask them to 
 architect it...not down to coding level, but db layout, ui 
 layout mockup, etc...
 
 solving a logical problem, for most of us is easy, but it can 
 be a good litmus test for proficiency.

Best to use a generic example so that the developer does not feel as if they
are doing work for you that they are not getting paid for.
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RE: Finding good developers

2004-06-30 Thread Burns, John D
My only caution in any of this stuff is to be careful to stay away from
buzzwords.Sometimes, people may not know what MVC or something else
means, but they may understand the concept.The project doc or
reviewing an existing app or something seems like the best idea.

John 

-Original Message-
From: C. Hatton Humphrey [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
Sent: Wednesday, June 30, 2004 2:26 PM
To: CF-Talk
Subject: Re: Finding good developers

 Not to say that this list isn't stocked with good developers!
 ...
 Thanks!

 give an example for a app that you need, and ask them to architect 
 it...not down to coding level, but db layout, ui layout mockup, etc...

Only thing I'll say is this - the best interview I had was when I was
sent a project doc and asked to review it for thoughts and suggestions.
I came back with 5 suggestions and about 10 questions. 
I also ended up getting the job!

This is a wonderful thread for the CF-Jobs-Talk list, BTW.

Hatton
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Re: Finding good developers

2004-06-30 Thread Dick Applebaum
On Jun 30, 2004, at 11:26 AM, C. Hatton Humphrey wrote:

  Not to say that this list isn't stocked with good developers!
 ...
 Thanks!

 give an example for a app that you need, and ask them to architect
 it...not down to coding level, but db layout, ui layout mockup, 
 etc...

Only thing I'll say is this - the best interview I had was when I was
sent a project doc and asked to review it for thoughts and
suggestions.  I came back with 5 suggestions and about 10 questions.
I also ended up getting the job!

Another good thing to do is ask the (in person) applicant to tell you a 
joke -- this will tell you a lot about the individual that you'll not 
get from a resume, application, work example, tec.

HTH

Dick
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Re: Finding good developers

2004-06-30 Thread George Abraham
A joke! It's people like you that I hate when I get interviewed!
Though I agree it tells the interviewer a lot, so can my internet
browsing cache!

George
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RE: Finding good developers

2004-06-30 Thread Whittingham, P
If you are looking for example for a Cold Fusion developer, find years of experience in html/css/_javascript_/dhtml and Cold Fusion along with lots of
sqlstored procedures. Then ask several questions from easy to hard questions on those areas, givingyour staff to help create the questions. They will at
least get an idea of the potential applicate. Also, graphic tools (Photoshop/Fireworks) questions might be good also. Asking for their previous work might
be hard for the applicate, since his/her work might be the property of his current employer. I've been involved on both side over the last 25 years and a
'good' developer can sometimes 'sense' a another good one. 

 
- Pat



From: B G [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wed 6/30/2004 1:24 PM
To: CF-Talk
Subject: OT: Finding good developers

Not to say that this list isn't stocked with good developers!

But...As my department is growing my need to find good staff is increasing.
I need to find good resources for both full-time positions and temporary 
contract/project based openings.My experience with headhunters has been 
very consistent.They're pushy and they don't really care about my staffing 
needs as long as I place someone.Can anyone offer some advice on companies 
that offer staffing solutions or other similar resources?Any thoughts on 
this are greatly appreciated.For local info I am located in Chicago.

Thanks!

BG 

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RE: Finding good developers

2004-06-30 Thread Burns, John D
One final addition and then I'll shut up...

I've been asked by a previous employer what I am most excited about
learning or what new CF functionality am I currently playing
with/learning/using that excites me.This will let you know if the
person is attempting to grow and learn or if they're just someone who
has been doing it for years and sometimes if they know it all.I
personally value someone who is trying to learn as much as they can (and
seems to retain most of it) over someone who is really good at something
that is out of touch with new trends and technologies.

John Burns 

-Original Message-
From: Whittingham, P [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
Sent: Wednesday, June 30, 2004 4:11 PM
To: CF-Talk
Subject: RE: Finding good developers

If you are looking for example for a Cold Fusion developer, find years
of experience in html/css/_javascript_/dhtml and Cold Fusion along with
lots of sqlstored procedures. Then ask several questions from easy to
hard questions on those areas, givingyour staff to help create the
questions. They will at least get an idea of the potential applicate.
Also, graphic tools (Photoshop/Fireworks) questions might be good also.
Asking for their previous work might be hard for the applicate, since
his/her work might be the property of his current employer. I've been
involved on both side over the last 25 years and a 'good' developer can
sometimes 'sense' a another good one. 

 
- Pat



From: B G [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wed 6/30/2004 1:24 PM
To: CF-Talk
Subject: OT: Finding good developers

Not to say that this list isn't stocked with good developers!

But...As my department is growing my need to find good staff is
increasing.
I need to find good resources for both full-time positions and temporary
contract/project based openings.My experience with headhunters has
been very consistent.They're pushy and they don't really care about my
staffing needs as long as I place someone.Can anyone offer some advice
on companies that offer staffing solutions or other similar resources?
Any thoughts on this are greatly appreciated.For local info I am
located in Chicago.

Thanks!

BG
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RE: Finding good developers

2004-06-30 Thread B G
Thanks all for the suggestions.In my experience, my best candidates have 
been those with whom I've been able to have good discussions with.My 
interviews are very informal.As one suggestion noted, though someone might 
not know what MVC stands for, if they can articulate work they've done that 
results in a certain method, then they probably can produce good code.

On sourcing though, other than a site like Craigslist, what have been your 
best sources for candidates?Newspaper ads?Monster.com?Other job sites? 
Recruiters?

From: Burns, John D [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: CF-Talk [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Finding good developers
Date: Wed, 30 Jun 2004 16:48:41 -0400

One final addition and then I'll shut up...

I've been asked by a previous employer what I am most excited about
learning or what new CF functionality am I currently playing
with/learning/using that excites me.This will let you know if the
person is attempting to grow and learn or if they're just someone who
has been doing it for years and sometimes if they know it all.I
personally value someone who is trying to learn as much as they can (and
seems to retain most of it) over someone who is really good at something
that is out of touch with new trends and technologies.

John Burns

-Original Message-
From: Whittingham, P [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, June 30, 2004 4:11 PM
To: CF-Talk
Subject: RE: Finding good developers

If you are looking for example for a Cold Fusion developer, find years
of experience in html/css/_javascript_/dhtml and Cold Fusion along with
lots of sqlstored procedures. Then ask several questions from easy to
hard questions on those areas, givingyour staff to help create the
questions. They will at least get an idea of the potential applicate.
Also, graphic tools (Photoshop/Fireworks) questions might be good also.
Asking for their previous work might be hard for the applicate, since
his/her work might be the property of his current employer. I've been
involved on both side over the last 25 years and a 'good' developer can
sometimes 'sense' a another good one.

- Pat




From: B G [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wed 6/30/2004 1:24 PM
To: CF-Talk
Subject: OT: Finding good developers


Not to say that this list isn't stocked with good developers!

But...As my department is growing my need to find good staff is
increasing.
I need to find good resources for both full-time positions and temporary
contract/project based openings.My experience with headhunters has
been very consistent.They're pushy and they don't really care about my
staffing needs as long as I place someone.Can anyone offer some advice
on companies that offer staffing solutions or other similar resources?
Any thoughts on this are greatly appreciated.For local info I am
located in Chicago.

Thanks!

BG



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Re: Finding good developers

2004-06-30 Thread Dick Applebaum
On Jun 30, 2004, at 12:35 PM, George Abraham wrote:

 A joke! It's people like you that I hate when I get interviewed!
Though I agree it tells the interviewer a lot, so can my internet
browsing cache!

If you are going to be part of a team...

Dick

Have you heard the one about the girl who comes home from school and 
says:

Daddy, what's a faux pas?They explained it in school today, but I 
really don't understand!

Well, Honey, maybe it would be easier ifI show you an example.

Do you remember a few weeks ago, the Reverend came to the house?

Yes, Daddy, is that afaux pas?

No Honey!But, do you remember when we we walking in the garden, the 
Reverend pricked a finger on a rose bush?

Yes, Daddy, is that afaux pas?

No Honey!But do you remember when the Reverend came to the house 
last Thursday,for Thanksgiving dinner?.

. And that's three of 'em

In times like these, it helps to recall that
there have always been times like these.
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Re: Finding good developers

2004-06-30 Thread Ray Champagne
Am I missing something or did that joke end without a punch line?

At 06:35 PM 6/30/2004, you wrote:
On Jun 30, 2004, at 12:35 PM, George Abraham wrote:

  A joke! It's people like you that I hate when I get interviewed!
 Though I agree it tells the interviewer a lot, so can my internet
 browsing cache!

If you are going to be part of a team...

Dick

Have you heard the one about the girl who comes home from school and
says:

Daddy, what's a faux pas?They explained it in school today, but I
really don't understand!

Well, Honey, maybe it would be easier ifI show you an example.

Do you remember a few weeks ago, the Reverend came to the house?

Yes, Daddy, is that afaux pas?

No Honey!But, do you remember when we we walking in the garden, the
Reverend pricked a finger on a rose bush?

Yes, Daddy, is that afaux pas?

No Honey!But do you remember when the Reverend came to the house
last Thursday,for Thanksgiving dinner?.


. And that's three of 'em

In times like these, it helps to recall that
there have always been times like these.
- Paul Harvey -



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Re: Finding good developers

2004-06-30 Thread Cary Gordon
Thank you, Dick,

You have provided an excellent reminder of why, under no circumstance, 
would I ever ask a potential employee or contractor to tell me a joke!

Cary

Cary Gordon
The Cherry Hill Company

At 03:35 PM 6/30/2004, you wrote:
On Jun 30, 2004, at 12:35 PM, George Abraham wrote:

  A joke! It's people like you that I hate when I get interviewed!
 Though I agree it tells the interviewer a lot, so can my internet
 browsing cache!

If you are going to be part of a team...

Dick

Have you heard the one about the girl who comes home from school and
says:

Daddy, what's a faux pas?They explained it in school today, but I
really don't understand!

Well, Honey, maybe it would be easier ifI show you an example.

Do you remember a few weeks ago, the Reverend came to the house?

Yes, Daddy, is that afaux pas?

No Honey!But, do you remember when we we walking in the garden, the
Reverend pricked a finger on a rose bush?

Yes, Daddy, is that afaux pas?

No Honey!But do you remember when the Reverend came to the house
last Thursday,for Thanksgiving dinner?.

. And that's three of 'em

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there have always been times like these.
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Re: Finding good developers

2004-06-30 Thread Dick Applebaum
Glad to be of service! %^)

Dick

On Jun 30, 2004, at 4:49 PM, Cary Gordon wrote:

 Thank you, Dick,

You have provided an excellent reminder of why, under no circumstance,
would I ever ask a potential employee or contractor to tell me a joke!

Cary


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Re: Finding good developers

2004-06-30 Thread Dick Applebaum
Ray, the entire joke follows -- it is one I told to a potential 
employer -- didn't get the job, but we both enjoyed the joke.

Dick

Have you heard the one about the girl who comes home from school and
says:

Daddy, what's a faux pas?  They explained it in school today, but I
really don't understand!

Well, Honey, maybe it would be easier if  I show you an example.

Do you remember a few weeks ago, the Reverend came to the house?

Yes, Daddy, is that a  faux pas?

No Honey!  But, do you remember when we we walking in the garden, the
Reverend pricked a finger on a rose bush?

Yes, Daddy, is that a  faux pas?

No Honey!  But do you remember when the Reverend came to the house
last Thursday,  for Thanksgiving dinner?.

...Yes, Daddy, is that a  faux pas?

No, Honey! But, do you remember when we were sitting down to dinner, 
and the Reverend was about to say Grace.

You said: Reverend, How's your prick?

I said:Jsus Christ!'

And your Mother dropped the turkey...

. And that's three of 'em


On Jun 30, 2004, at 3:38 PM, Ray Champagne wrote:

 Am I missing something or did that joke end without a punch line?

At 06:35 PM 6/30/2004, you wrote:
On Jun 30, 2004, at 12:35 PM, George Abraham wrote:

  A joke! It's people like you that I hate when I get interviewed!
   Though I agree it tells the interviewer a lot, so can my internet
   browsing cache!

If you are going to be part of a team...

Dick

Have you heard the one about the girl who comes home from school and
says:

Daddy, what's a faux pas?  They explained it in school today, but I
really don't understand!

Well, Honey, maybe it would be easier if  I show you an example.

Do you remember a few weeks ago, the Reverend came to the house?

Yes, Daddy, is that a  faux pas?

No Honey!  But, do you remember when we we walking in the garden, 
 the
Reverend pricked a finger on a rose bush?

Yes, Daddy, is that a  faux pas?

No Honey!  But do you remember when the Reverend came to the house
last Thursday,  for Thanksgiving dinner?.


. And that's three of 'em

In times like these, it helps to recall that
there have always been times like these.
- Paul Harvey -




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