Re: [ilugd] Re: two questions

2003-09-30 Thread Arjun Asthana
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On Tuesday 30 September 2003 00:34, you wrote:
  Hi,

   I tried out the two questions posed on ping and
 whois. I got some suspiciously funny results which I
 would like to share with you people. Could anyone
 please enlighten me further 

  $ whois inria.fr

I tried it and it works fine! I got the info plus some VeriSign copyright 
thingy.

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[EMAIL PROTECTED] arjun]$ ping www.case.edu.pk
PING case.edu.pk (210.56.8.36) from 202.56.216.65 : 56(84) bytes of data.

- --- case.edu.pk ping statistics ---
47 packets transmitted, 0 packets received, 100% packet loss
[EMAIL PROTECTED] arjun]$ whois inria.fr
[whois.crsnic.net]

Whois Server Version 1.3

Domain names in the .com and .net domains can now be registered
with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net
for detailed information.

No match for INRIA.FR.

 Last update of whois database: Mon, 29 Sep 2003 18:13:56 EDT 

NOTICE: The expiration date displayed in this record is the date the
registrar's sponsorship of the domain name registration in the registry is
currently set to expire. This date does not necessarily reflect the expiration
date of the domain name registrant's agreement with the sponsoring
registrar.  Users may consult the sponsoring registrar's Whois database to
view the registrar's reported date of expiration for this registration.

TERMS OF USE: You are not authorized to access or query our Whois
database through the use of electronic processes that are high-volume and
automated except as reasonably necessary to register domain names or
modify existing registrations; the Data in VeriSign Global Registry
Services' (VeriSign) Whois database is provided by VeriSign for
information purposes only, and to assist persons in obtaining information
about or related to a domain name registration record. VeriSign does not
guarantee its accuracy. By submitting a Whois query, you agree to abide
by the following terms of use: You agree that you may use this Data only
for lawful purposes and that under no circumstances will you use this Data
to: (1) allow, enable, or otherwise support the transmission of mass
unsolicited, commercial advertising or solicitations via e-mail, telephone,
or facsimile; or (2) enable high volume, automated, electronic processes
that apply to VeriSign (or its computer systems). The compilation,
repackaging, dissemination or other use of this Data is expressly
prohibited without the prior written consent of VeriSign. You agree not to
use electronic processes that are automated and high-volume to access or
query the Whois database except as reasonably necessary to register
domain names or modify existing registrations. VeriSign reserves the right
to restrict your access to the Whois database in its sole discretion to ensure
operational stability.  VeriSign may restrict or terminate your access to the
Whois database for failure to abide by these terms of use. VeriSign
reserves the right to modify these terms at any time.

The Registry database contains ONLY .COM, .NET, .EDU domains and
Registrars.
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Re: [ilugd] Re: two questions

2003-09-30 Thread Ambar Roy
  I finally got to know the reason for the mysterious
 occurrences regarding whois and ping. LL please give
 your valuable suggestions on this.

  There seems to be a rogue worm in the wild, aptly
 named [EMAIL PROTECTED] worm. Seems
 to infect TCP port 43 (thus affecting whois) and
 manipulate the server's NVT ASCII replies. The worm
 also injects malicious text into the ICMP packets
 resulting in the strange ping replies. The worm is
 Artificially Intelligent (mind you!) and seems to be
 able to do amazing things not discovered yet ... LL
 has already encountered one ... what about the others?

  You guys won't believe what happened when I tried to
 ping case.edu.pk again some time back. The transcript
 is shown below verbatim :
 --
  $ ping www.case.edu.pk
  .
  Dude, what's your problem? Are you some kind of jerk?
 Or plain stupid?


I don't care if you are trying to fool around with the newbies on this list,
but you won't get that response using a stock ping program on any os...

In fact none of the standard ping programs will ever show the data packets
that are transmitted or received.

Please keep these jokes outside this list. If you feel that u need to post
jokes, then at least mark it as such in the subject line, so that our time
is not wasted reading totally useless stuff.

In case these are genuine messages that you get from your computer's ping
program, consider reinstalling your os..

Ambar Roy
PS: I cud not find [EMAIL PROTECTED] worm anywhere. Please
provide us with some refferences...


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Re: [ilugd] Re: two questions

2003-09-30 Thread Shuvam Misra
 Please keep these jokes outside this list. If you feel that u need to post
 jokes, then at least mark it as such in the subject line, so that our time
 is not wasted reading totally useless stuff.

Personally, a bit of humour once in a while is welcome. I've been here
a few months now, and I don't see the levels of humour as being so high
that they impede useful discussion and learning.

Just wanted to put in my ten paise worth of comment to defend the
original joker. I quite enjoyed this thread. :)

As an aside, I feel that all old Unix hands (as against fresh-faced
Linux converts and evangelists) always recognized that Unix is a kind of
(human) language of its own. Look at lines like the following:

  - Quick! Check...can you finger me?

  - Don't ping me, or I'll / your bloody *!

  - Can you tar it for me?

If one can't see the humour implicit in this, one is almost missing the
spirit of Unix. In that case, one might as well regress to the world of
corporate operating systems like IBM mainframes and VAX/VMS, where
commands were always verbose, meaningful, pregnant with significance,
and devoid of any tongue-in-cheek anything. In an attempt to build a
serious corporate brand image, they ensured you couldn't fault them with
a sense of humour. (They were selling to Wall Street, you can't blame
them. Black was the only colour of suits allowed.)

I saw this latest thread to be a (slightly juvenile) version of that
old Unix playfulness which has taught me that playful is not necessarily
useless. I for one would like to see this thread of humour remain. Geek
humour is usually quite refined humour.

This humour makes me feel that there's humour left in this world
other than the Cyrus Broacha MTV Bakraa brand of tickle-me-raucous
laughter. Makes me feel that I too belong somewhere.

Just my ten paise, for what it's worth. :)

Shuvam

PS: Sorry guys, I have a flaw in my character... tend to get a bit
reflective sometimes. Age catching up. :)


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Re: [ilugd] Re: two questions

2003-09-30 Thread Bhaskar Dutta
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 Hi All,
   I wasn't expecting to get flamed like this on the list! Wouldn't you 
appreciate a bit of humour once in a while? Come on guys this list is 
supposed to be a community of sorts, and occasional jokes and humour wouldn't 
kill the spirit we share. If the general opinion is that such material should 
be banned from the list, it will only dampen the wonderful spirit of freedom. 
What do the gurus have to  say on this?

Regards,
Bhaskar.

P.S. Thanks to those who enjoyed the thread ! Here's another one for you 
people...

The Gurus of Unix Meeting of Minds (GUMM) takes place Wednesday, April 1, 2076 
(check THAT in your perpetual calendar program), 14 feet above the ground 
directly in front of the Milpitas Gumps.  Members will grep each other by the 
hand (after intro), yacc a lot, smoke filtered chroots in pipes, chown with 
forks, use the wc (unless uuclean), fseek nice zombie processes, strip, and 
sleep, but not, we hope, od. Three days will be devoted to discussion of the 
ramifications of whodo.  Two seconds have been allotted for a complete 
rundown of all the user-friendly features of Unix.  Seminars include 
Everything You Know is Wrong, led by Tom Kempson, Batman or Cat:man? led 
by Richie Dennis cc C? Si!  Si! led by Kerwin Bernighan, and Document 
Unix, Are You Kidding? led by Jan Yeats.  No Reader Service No. is necessary 
because all GUGUs (Gurus of Unix Group of Users) already know everything we
could tell them.
-- Get GUMMed, Dr. Dobb's Journal, June '84
- -- 
 
 

On Tuesday 30 Sep 2003 5:29 pm, Shuvam Misra wrote:
  Please keep these jokes outside this list. If you feel that u need to
  post jokes, then at least mark it as such in the subject line, so that
  our time is not wasted reading totally useless stuff.

 Personally, a bit of humour once in a while is welcome. I've been here
 a few months now, and I don't see the levels of humour as being so high
 that they impede useful discussion and learning.

 Just wanted to put in my ten paise worth of comment to defend the
 original joker. I quite enjoyed this thread. :)

 As an aside, I feel that all old Unix hands (as against fresh-faced
 Linux converts and evangelists) always recognized that Unix is a kind of
 (human) language of its own. Look at lines like the following:

   - Quick! Check...can you finger me?

   - Don't ping me, or I'll / your bloody *!

   - Can you tar it for me?

 If one can't see the humour implicit in this, one is almost missing the
 spirit of Unix. In that case, one might as well regress to the world of
 corporate operating systems like IBM mainframes and VAX/VMS, where
 commands were always verbose, meaningful, pregnant with significance,
 and devoid of any tongue-in-cheek anything. In an attempt to build a
 serious corporate brand image, they ensured you couldn't fault them with
 a sense of humour. (They were selling to Wall Street, you can't blame
 them. Black was the only colour of suits allowed.)

 I saw this latest thread to be a (slightly juvenile) version of that
 old Unix playfulness which has taught me that playful is not necessarily
 useless. I for one would like to see this thread of humour remain. Geek
 humour is usually quite refined humour.

 This humour makes me feel that there's humour left in this world
 other than the Cyrus Broacha MTV Bakraa brand of tickle-me-raucous
 laughter. Makes me feel that I too belong somewhere.

 Just my ten paise, for what it's worth. :)

 Shuvam

 PS: Sorry guys, I have a flaw in my character... tend to get a bit
 reflective sometimes. Age catching up. :)

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Re: [ilugd] Re: two questions

2003-09-29 Thread Bhaskar Dutta

 Hi,

  I tried out the two questions posed on ping and
whois. I got some suspiciously funny results which I
would like to share with you people. Could anyone
please enlighten me further 

 $ whois inria.fr
 
 Result: [translated from french by a helpful friend]
 Dude, You seem to be from India. INRIA is in France.
Unless you have achieved geekdom, INRIA wouldn't take
you as a researcher. Moreover, we don't speak english
so how the hell are going to manage here?? Please
don't waste your time in asking who is INRIA. Call +33
1 39 63 55 11 if you want to know more!
[in plain words, lay off!]
 
 $ whois case.edu.pk

 Result: You seem to be from India. CASE is in
_Pakistan_. Don't you know we don't admit Indian
students here! Please..
[in plain words, lay off!]


 $ whois yahoo.com

 Result: YET ANOTHER HIERARCHICAL OFFICIOUS ORACLE
 sung: yah-ho [wanna know more ?!]


 What the hell is goin on? Is my computer nuts or are
these standard replies?? Please help me, O
knowledgeable LUGians.

 After the whois session, i tried ping. You guys won't
believe what strange results I got! All I got was a
string of pongs! Like this...

 $ ping www.case.edu.pk
 Result: pong

 $ ping www.case.edu.pk
 Result: pong pong

 $ ping www.case.edu.pk
 Result: pong pong pong

 $ ping www.case.edu.pk
 Result: pong pong pong pong

 $ ping www.case.edu.pk
 Result: pong pong pong pong

 $ ping www.case.edu.pk
 Result: AREN'T YOU TIRED PLAYING PING PONG


 Someone please tell me whether this is the antic of
some unknown ICMP virus or something supernatural


 Regards,
 Bhaskar.


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 On Mon, Sep 29, 2003 at 11:58:45AM +0530, Sandip
 Bhattacharya wrote:
 SandipArshad H. Siddiqui wrote:
 Sandip
 SandipQ1. The whois utility translates between
 domain names and organizations. 
 SandipRead the man page of whois and experiment
 it. Try whois inria.fr, whois 
 Sandipcase.edu.pk, whois yahoo.com and give your
 results.
 Sandip
 SandipQ2. The ping utility can be used to measure
 the round trip time between 
 SandipInternet hosts. Read the man page for
 details on the options used to 
 Sandipcontrol ping. What the -s option is for? Try
 ping www.case.edu.pk -s, 
 Sandipping www.geocities.com and give summary of
 results in each case.
 
   Looks coming straight out of a Assignement. dude,
 the answers
   are stated right inside the questions.
   
   Do what the question says RTFM. More polietly,
 Please Read the
   Fine Man page.
 
   If you have acces to a linux box just open a
 console/term window  and 
   type 
   
   man  whois
   man ping
   


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Re: [ilugd] Re: two questions

2003-09-29 Thread Bhaskar Dutta


Hi,

 I finally got to know the reason for the mysterious
occurrences regarding whois and ping. LL please give
your valuable suggestions on this.

 There seems to be a rogue worm in the wild, aptly
named [EMAIL PROTECTED] worm. Seems
to infect TCP port 43 (thus affecting whois) and
manipulate the server's NVT ASCII replies. The worm
also injects malicious text into the ICMP packets
resulting in the strange ping replies. The worm is
Artificially Intelligent (mind you!) and seems to be
able to do amazing things not discovered yet ... LL
has already encountered one ... what about the others?

 You guys won't believe what happened when I tried to
ping case.edu.pk again some time back. The transcript
is shown below verbatim :
--
 $ ping www.case.edu.pk
 .
 Dude, what's your problem? Are you some kind of jerk?
Or plain stupid? 
--

 Man, THAT was offending! I was shocked. Now I am
scared to ping the computer again lest I receive a
plethora of abuses. I would be glad if someone helps
me resolve this matter.
 Reports on the internet suggest that for the time
being use the who_the_hell_is utility instead of
whois. Also using ping with the --sco parameter
(stands for Suppress Crazy Output) may curb the
problem, though experts are not sure it works on all
platforms.

 BTW did you guys know that PING stands for Packet
InterNet Groper ? 

 Regards,
 Bhaskar.


 --- LinuxLingam [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:  
  
   After the whois session, i tried ping. You guys
 won't
  believe what strange results I got! All I got was
 a string of pongs! Like this...
 
 okay, this gets even more weird. i tried the stated
 ping command, and my
 doorbell started going ding dong ding dong until i
 pressed control+c.
 how did they wire up my doorbell. ipv69?
 
 what the heck is going on here?
 
 LL
 


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Re: [ilugd] Re: two questions

2003-09-29 Thread Raj Mathur
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 Ghane == Sanjeev Gupta Sanjeev writes:

Ghane On Tuesday, September 30, 2003 5:51 AM [GMT+0800=SGT],
Ghane Bhaskar Dutta [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 Man, THAT was offending! I was shocked. Now I am scared to ping
 the computer again lest I receive a plethora of abuses. I would
 be glad if someone helps me resolve this matter.

Ghane Hey, you know what we Debian guys say; just do an:

Ghane apt-get update apt-get upgrade

Ghane This solves _all_ known problems.

Debian?  Oh, you must mean that distribution that recently upgraded to
Linux kernel 1.2.0 in the unstable release!

g,dr

[EMAIL PROTECTED] root]# cat /etc/redhat-release
Red Hat Linux release 8.0 (Psyche)
[EMAIL PROTECTED] root]# apt-get update;apt-get upgrade
...
Fetched 495kB in 31s (15.7kB/s)
...
0 packages upgraded, 0 newly installed, 0 removed and 20 not upgraded.

Seriously, Apt for RPM rocks.  Get it from freshrpms.net.  And I have
most of the latest packages from there for RH 8.0 if anyone wants them
on CD -- standard rules apply.

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[ilugd] Re: two questions

2003-09-29 Thread Sandip Bhattacharya
Raj Mathur wrote:

Seriously, Apt for RPM rocks.  Get it from freshrpms.net.  And I have
most of the latest packages from there for RH 8.0 if anyone wants them
on CD -- standard rules apply.
BTW, Have you seen this?

http://dag.wieers.com/home-made/apt/mega-merge.php

- Sandip

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