[lace-chat] Fw: That explains everything

2003-11-21 Thread Jeanette Fischer
I have done silly things,but none quite as embarrassing!
Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Africa


WELL THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!
An elderly lady called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been
broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the
dispatcher:

They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the
accelerator! she cried.

The dispatcher said, Stay calm.  An officer is on the way.

A few minutes later, the officer radios in.

Disregard. He says.

She got in the back-seat by mistake.

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Re: [lace-chat] Airmail to Oz

2003-11-21 Thread Brenda Paternoster
On 21 Nov 2003, at 13:34, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

Gentle Spiders,

Can you anyone here help me - I wondered if you knew how long it 
normally takes for a small airmail package to get from England to 
Australia.
About a week usually for small packets though the recent industrial 
action in UK may have still have a small backlog.

Brenda

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Re: [lace-chat] Airmail to Oz

2003-11-21 Thread Ruth Budge
Liz, I get both packages, parcels and letters sent from the UK regularly - a
letter usually comes through in 4 - 5 days;  a small package in about 7 - 10
days, and a parcel anything from 7 days - 14 days.   

I don't know what causes the variations, but I recently (i.e., in the middle of
the UK postal strike!) sent a letter and received the reply, all in just 6
days!!   I've also had a huge parcel of books, which I ordered by phone, arrive
on my doorstep in 4 1/2 days!!

Although the post offices in both countries still sell sea mail, I believe
that there are no boats actually bringing mail to Australia any more - so sea
mail seems to be a euphemism for we'll stick it on the bottom of the pile and
forget it unless it's convenient for us to do something with it.   Sea mail
takes months, and if you're worried about a small package not arriving, I'm
wondering if its accidentally been pushed into the sea mail pile.

Ruth Budge (Sydney, Australia)
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Gentle Spiders,

Can you anyone here help me - I wondered if you knew how long it normally takes
for a small airmail package to get from England to Australia. 

thanks

Liz


Regards

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[lace-chat] Remember the Small World experiment?

2003-11-21 Thread Lynn Carpenter
http://smallworld.columbia.edu

Do you all remember the Small World experiment, in which some researchers
at Columbia University in New York were attempting to prove or disprove the
6 degrees of separation hypothesis?  (That is, the idea that any person
in the world could be reached through a chain of acquaintances an average
of 6 links long.)

Well, the first Small World experiment is now complete and findings were
published in Science Magazine in August, 2003.  The results and press
coverage of the experiment are available here:
http://smallworld.columbia.edu/results.html
and here: http://smallworld.columbia.edu/press.html

And now I am looking for a contact in Tennessee, the closer to Gainsboro,
the better!

Lynn Carpenter in SW Michigan, USA
alwen at i2k dot com

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Re: [lace-chat] Airmail to Oz

2003-11-21 Thread Thelacebee
Guys,

Thank you for your kind help on this - my mind has been put to rest that the 
package has not got lost and will probably turn up in the next day or two.

Sort of the same timescales as from London to Oxford really. g

Regards

Liz Beecher
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what it's all about

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[lace-chat] Re: Airmail to Oz

2003-11-21 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
On Friday, Nov 21, 2003, at 18:30 US/Eastern, Ruth Budge wrote:

Liz, I get both packages, parcels and letters sent from the UK 
regularly - a
letter usually comes through in 4 - 5 days;  a small package in about 
7 - 10
days, and a parcel anything from 7 days - 14 days.
Not from UK, but I went to the PO today to discover the various 
rate/time schedules of shipping to OZ. The small package is no more, 
in the US -- it's all under or over 4lbs  now. The airmail rate for 
under 4lb (slightly cheaper than over 4lb) is, roughly, twice the 
amount of that charged for surface mail (that's what it's called 
here. It suggests non-air transport *within* both countries as well as 
without).

Expected delivery time? 4-6 weeks for surface (though, when I ordered 
something for another Ozzie, to be delivered directly, I was told up 
to 8 weeks). We had a bit of a laugh when it came to *air* mail... 
*47 days* I screeched in my best soprano, more than a month and a 
half??? By air At that price??? It appears that my hearing is 
going along with the rest of the senses; it's 4 *to* 7 days... :)

Although the post offices in both countries still sell sea mail, I 
believe
that there are no boats actually bringing mail to Australia any more - 
so sea
mail seems to be a euphemism for we'll stick it on the bottom of the 
pile and
forget it unless it's convenient for us to do something with it.
If cargo ships are still coming into Oz, then chances are some mail is 
coming on them -- esp the larger stuff. But, in general, I agree with 
you; the surface mail seems to be a half-price ticket to 
semi-oblivion. In support of your theory that all small stuff is now 
being moved via air is my experience (several times) of sending 
something via surface (not time-sensitive, so why spend extra) to UK 
and to Poland (also 4-6 weeks expected delivery time), and to have it 
delivered within a week or 5 days. Since even a direct (no stops on the 
way) boat takes 8-10 days (depending on the season) to get to Poland, 
it's obvious that the things had gone via air. I expect the PO assumed 
that nobody could be as stingy as to think of saving a dollar or two on 
the slow boat route, and stuck them in the air pile with everything 
else :)

I always get my books from Fay (in Germany) via surface mail (it's 
free, and books don't spoil en route g), and although I ususally send 
my order in a letter (sent airmail), I get the books within 4-5 weeks 
-- on the lower end of time. Mail between *Spain* and US is a totally 
different story -- takes forever, even via air :)

The guys at out PO claim that things like registered and insured 
slows down the process; that's borne out by airmail (but registered) 
letters which take twice as long to arrive here from Poland as the 
plain vanilla ones do.

-
Tamara P Duvall
Lexington, Virginia,  USA
Formerly of Warsaw, Poland
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[lace-chat] Re: Airmail to Oz

2003-11-21 Thread Martha Krieg
Yep, registered is slower - because it has to be physically handled 
individually and tracked at each transfer point - they can't just 
sling the whole bag of stuff onto the next outgoing truck or plane.
--
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Martha Krieg   [EMAIL PROTECTED]  in Michigan

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[lace-chat] looking for Christmas dinner

2003-11-21 Thread Susan MacLeod
I know there are varied interests in this group.   I am looking for the 
Modern Priscilla,  probably December '02 or '03 for my brother and 
SIL.  This issue has an elaborate Christmas dinner by Fannie Merritt Farmer 
that they used to use, till it got lost somewhere in their moves.  A 
photocopy or scan would be wonderful to find for them.
TIA,
Sumac who just finished teaching a third tatting class to my 2 new tatters, 
and a previous student who came back for more!

Susan G. MacLeod
Dummerston, VT  USA
www.sover.net/~sumac 

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[lace-chat] Fw: Christmas Poem

2003-11-21 Thread Lorri Ferguson
Subject: FW: Christmas Poem 
 This touched me, so I will forward it to you.
Lorri

 Christmas Poem
 
 'Twas The Night Before Christmas,
 He Lived All Alone,
 In A One Bedroom House
 Made Of Plaster And Stone.
 
 I Had Come Down The Chimney
 With Presents To Give,
 And To See Just Who
 In This Home Did Live.
 
 I Looked All About,
 A Strange Sight I Did See,
 No Tinsel, No Presents,
 Not Even A Tree.
 
 No Stocking By Mantle,
 Just Boots Filled With Sand,
 On The Wall Hung Pictures
 Of Far Distant Lands.
 
 With Medals And Badges,
 Awards Of All Kinds,
 A Sober Thought
 Came Through My Mind.
 
 For This House Was Different,
 It Was Dark And Dreary,
 I Found The Home Of A Soldier,
 Once I Could See Clearly.
 
 The Soldier Lay Sleeping,
 Silent, Alone,
 Curled Up On The Floor
 In This One Bedroom Home.
 
 The Face Was So Gentle,
 The Room In Such Disorder,
 Not How I Pictured
 A United States Soldier.
 
 Was This The Hero
 Of Whom I'd Just Read?
 Curled Up On A Poncho,
 The Floor For A Bed?
 
 I Realized The Families
 That I Saw This Night,
 Owed Their Lives To These Soldiers
 Who Were Willing To Fight.
 
 Soon Round The World,
 The Children Would Play,
 And Grownups Would Celebrate
 A Bright Christmas Day.
 
 They All Enjoyed Freedom
 Each Month Of The Year,
 Because Of The Soldiers,
 Like The One Lying Here.
 
 I Couldn't Help Wonder
 How Many Lay Alone,
 On A Cold Christmas Eve
 In A Land Far From Home.
 
 The Very Thought
 Brought A Tear To My Eye,
 I Dropped To My Knees
 And Started To Cry.
 
 The Soldier Awakened
 And I Heard A Rough Voice,
 Santa Don't Cry,
 This Life Is My Choice;
 
 I Fight For Freedom,
 I Don't Ask For More,
 My Life Is My God,
 My Country, My Corps.
 
 The Soldier Rolled Over
 And Drifted To Sleep,
 I Couldn't Control It,
 I Continued To Weep.
 
 I Kept Watch For Hours,
 So Silent And Still
 And We Both Shivered
 From The Cold Night's Chill.
 
 I Didn't Want To Leave
 On That Cold, Dark, Night,
 This Guardian Of Honor
 So Willing To Fight.
 
 Then The Soldier Rolled Over,
 With A Voice Soft And Pure,
 Whispered, Carry On Santa,
 It's Christmas Day, All Is Secure.
 
 One Look At My Watch,
 And I Knew He Was Right.
 Merry Christmas My Friend,
 And To All A Good Night.
 
 Army Air Force Marines Navy Coast Guard
 A Marine stationed in Okinawa Japan wrote this poem. The  following
 is  his request:
 Please, would you do me the kind favor of sending this to as  many
 people as you can? Christmas will be coming soon and some credit is
 due  to our U.S. service men and women for  our being able to celebrate
 these  festivities.
 
 Let's try in this small way to pay a tiny bit of what we owe. Make
 people stop and think of our heroes, living and dead, who  sacrificed
 themselves for us. Please, do your small part to plant this small
 seed.
 
 I think his request is more than reasonable. If you agree please  pass It
 on.
 
 Very Respectfully,
 SSG Payne
 
 
 

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Re: [lace-chat] Re: Airmail to Oz

2003-11-21 Thread Ruth Budge
Tamara, I don't know the exact distances between Australia and the UK and
Australia and the US - but from experience of posting my books to America, and
receiving letters and other goodies from America, I know that it *always* takes
a heck of a lot longer for mail between the US and Australia.

A letter from the US to here seems to take somewhere between 14 - 21 days, and
when I ordered something from a US supplier, the parcel took nearly three
months to get here, in spite of being airmail. 

On the other hand,  I sent a parcel of my books to the same supplier, and she
had them in less than 14 days!!  (On more than one occasion, too).

But, like you, I exploded when I was told 6 - 8 weeks to send an airmail parcel
to the US.  I told the clerk that I didn't want them to *row* the thing across
in a small boat, but to put it on a plane - but he wasn't amused.  (Come to
think of it, neither was I!!)

It seems strange to me, 'cos I always imagine Australia to be roughly halfway
round the world from either country!!

The Australian postal service abolished the small package rate years ago, and
has, in the past couple of years, readjusted the sizes of other parcels in what
we, their customers, regard cynically as a revenue-raising exercise.  Pretty
soon even a letter will be regarded as a parcel.

Regards, Ruth Budge (Sydney, Australia)
Tamara Duvall 
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:  
 Not from UK, but I went to the PO today to discover the various 
 rate/time schedules of shipping to OZ. The small package is no more, 
 in the US -- it's all under or over 4lbs  now. The airmail rate for 
 under 4lb (slightly cheaper than over 4lb) is, roughly, twice the 
 amount of that charged for surface mail (that's what it's called 
 here. It suggests non-air transport *within* both countries as well as 
 without).
 
 Expected delivery time? 4-6 weeks for surface (though, when I ordered 
 something for another Ozzie, to be delivered directly, I was told up 
 to 8 weeks). We had a bit of a laugh when it came to *air* mail... 
 *47 days* I screeched in my best soprano, more than a month and a 
 half??? By air At that price??? It appears that my hearing is 
 going along with the rest of the senses; it's 4 *to* 7 days... :)


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[lace-chat] David's TRULY EVIL lemon Meringue pie

2003-11-21 Thread ysandra sliverneedle
Lemon Meringue Recipe

The Name should be:
David's TRULY EVIL Lemon Meringue Pie!!

David, you found my one TRUE weakness Lemon Sweets!
Thank you for sharing!

Chores list for 11-22-03
  1.. Go to store
  2.. Buy all the stuff David says is needed for THE TRULY EVIL PIE
  3.. Make THE PIE
  4.. HIDE the PIE
  5.. Mine, MINE,  ALL MINE!
  6.. Think about maybe sharing a very tiny piece...maybe...then again maybe
NOT!
  7.. Thank David again for the Recipe!
THANKS DAVID!
Have a great weekend everyone
Ysandra
  1..
  Dear Friends,
  I made this tonight and it's absolutely scrumptious. Thought you might like
  it for your files.
  Love
  David in Ballarat
  Lemon Meringue Pie #1
   From Presbyterian Women's Missionary Union of Victoria Cookbook 1948
  (with alterations by David Collyer to make it larger)

  Ingredients:
  - -   A big ½ lb puff pastry or short crust
   -   2 lemons
   -   2 tablespoons butter
   -   about 12 tablespoons water
   -   6 tablespoons sugar
   -   2 tablespoons cornflour
   -   3 eggs
   -   3 tablespoons castor sugar

  Method:
  - - (David's tip) Leave out the pastry and make more filling
  - -   in a saucepan on low heat, melt butter
   -   add the water
   -   add the juice of the 2 lemons
   -   instead of grating the rind, take a large chopping knife
  and very finely chop ALL the rest of one   lemon (remove
  central bit and seeds only). Add this to saucepan.
   -   Separate yolks from whites of the 3 eggs, setting whites
  aside for now.
   -   When contents of saucepan are getting pretty hot, add:
  o   Sugar
   o   Well-beaten YOLKS of eggs
   o   The cornflour which has been mixed with a little
  water in a mug
  - -   Stir constantly while you bring this mess to the boil and
  it thickens. Give it a further minute or so   on a low simmer, stirring all
  the while, then remove from heat and set aside.

  Cooking:
  - -   Line a greased pie dish with the pastry
   -   Pour in lemon mixture
   -   Bake in a moderate oven till pastry is cooked

  Meringue:
  - - (David's tip) Use plain raw sugar and whip a little longer. That way
you
  get a few crunchies in the meringue
  - -   Ensure that your mixing bowl and beaters are absolutely
  spotless and bone dry
   -   Whip the 3 egg whites to a frenzy! That is, till stiff and
  glossy and you can make mountains on top.
   -   Add one tablespoon of castor sugar at a time whipping in
  between to dissolve each one.
   -   After third tablespoon of sugar, whip a bit more and
  mixture should stiffen further.
   -   Remove pie from oven and spread meringue on top, making
  sure there are plenty of mountain   peaks.
   -   Return to a much cooler oven and bake until meringue is a
  golden brown.

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