[lace-chat] Re: Tax Free Days

2004-06-02 Thread outi.rissanen
Hello everyone,

Tamara was asking about petrol prices in non English speaking countries and thought 
there are too few of us to comment. My reason for not writing anytihng in the first 
place was pure laziness. All those different gallons and currency changes... ;-)

I do not drive very often, but asked my fellow worker. The current prize here in 
Finland is 1,20 Euros per litre.

According to the web page Margery sent:
1 US gallon is 3,8 litres. That would make 1 gallon cost 4,56 Euros. 

According to OANDA currency calculator: (Link sent to the list long time ago, do not 
personally know about its reliability.)

4,56 Euros is 5,58 US Dollars
4,56 Euros is 3,04 British Pounds

Most of the prize is different taxes.

I am surprised to realise that according to Jean in Poole the Brits pay more (82.2 
Pounds per litre makes 3.12 Pounds per gallon) than we do. I have always thought that 
we have the most expencive petrol on earth. That is the impresson you get when 
listening to news in which the prize is commented. :)

Happy lacing!

Outi
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[lace-chat] Weronika's Matlab

2004-06-02 Thread Margery Allcock
 Weronika
 (confused in Caltech, Pasadena, USA)
 (Also, my Matlab program just returned out of
 memory, arrgh)

Hi, Weronika -

Programming's like hitting your head on a brick wall - lovely when it
stops!  G

And a programmer is a machine for turning coffee into code - is that still
true for the newer generations of programmers?

BFN,
Margery.
(programming still, since 1963)



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[lace-chat] Petrol

2004-06-02 Thread Jean Nathan
The English (don't know about the rest of the UK) are great at panicking
whenever shortage is mentioned, and create an even greater shortage by
panic buying. At Christmas, when the shops close for a couple of days,
people buy enough food for at least two weeks, as they seem to think the
shops might never open again.

Then there's the mention of a price rise in petrol - that results in long
queues at petrol stations just to save a few pence on one tank of fuel, and
in some cases on just a few litres.

Last evening I went to my local supermarket to find a very long queue to the
petrol station part of it. Remember yesterday morning it was anounced that
the average price had risen to 82.2 pence a litre.  The supermarket had
taken advantage of this and had a big notice announcing 5p off per litre of
petrol, which accounted for the queues. But what the drivers obviously
hadn't noticed was the very small print at the bottom of the notice when
you spend 50 pounds in store. From the store car park, I could see a couple
of arguments going on at the pay booth. The store was also in the process of
putting security guards out in the queue to make sure the motorists knew the
conditions for getting the 5p off.

Jean in Poole

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Re: [lace-chat] Weronika's Matlab

2004-06-02 Thread Weronika Patena
  (Also, my Matlab program just returned out of
  memory, arrgh)
 
 Hi, Weronika -
 
 Programming's like hitting your head on a brick wall - lovely when it
 stops!  G

g.  Actually programming isn't that bad, I just wish I had someone to
debug it for me!  Plus, I spent most of last summer dissecting fruit fly
larvae - programming really isn't that bad.  At least you can be pretty
sure there's nothing disgusting in your coffee g.

 And a programmer is a machine for turning coffee into code - is that still
 true for the newer generations of programmers?

I'm the rare non-coffee-addicted Techer, but in general, yes.  Even
worse for the electronics people, it seems.  Two years ago during finals
a friend of mine locked himself in the electronics building basement for
I think 5 days, without sleep or food, in order to finish his class
project.  

 BFN,

What does that mean?

Weronika
(Caltech, Pasadena, California)

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Re: [lace] Re: [lace-chat] The culture shock

2004-06-02 Thread Patty Dowden

The last confusing time detail I can never remember properly - do you
use 00 or 12 for midnight and noon, and which one is pm and which one
is am?
Weronika
Okay.
If 11 PM is 2300, then midnight can only be .  1200 would not follow 
2300, but  would.
Therefore, 1200 is noon and it is PM.

 is midnight and it is AM
Unless of course, you live in Spain, which has a whole different set of 
rules.  I worked at a voice mail company and had to check out the Spanish 
phrases.  We had to invent a whole new method of concatenating phrases 
because of the Spanish way of doing things.

AM doesn't change to PM until 1300, or 1400, depending on some arcane 
detail I don't quite remember.
But AM and PM aren't used to announce the time.

Times are described as morning. afternoon, evening and night.
Things are always done a little differently everywhere you go.
Good night (but it's past midnight, so Good morning)
Patty 

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Re: [lace-chat] The culture shock

2004-06-02 Thread Lynn Carpenter
Weronika Patena [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

Ah, and they [windows] all have those insect nets,

In Michigan (very recently wet, rainy Michigan), if you didn't have window
screens, you'd be eaten alive at night by mosquitoes.  Even with the
screens, sometimes the mosquito-whining from outside the screens drives me
crazy, and if one of the little devils has sneaked into the house, into the
bedroom, it has to die before I can sleep.

Does the US really have that many more flying, stinging insects than
elsewhere in the world?

Insects the screens keep out (in Michigan, I'm sure the list varies by area
of the US):  horseflies, blackflies, mosquitoes, wasps, hornets, various
native bees, honey bees.  Non-stinging but annoying to have blundering
around: crane flies (or mosquito hawks, although they don't eat
mosquitoes, unfortunately), all kinds of house flies.

And nothing keeps out a no-see-um, a tiny little biting fly that can walk
right through window screen mesh.

The loggers who came here to lumber off our white pine forests came up with
folk tales about the mosquitoes.  One I dimly remember has a logger running
from a cloud of mosquitoes.  He hides under a big iron cooking pot,  only
to have the mosquitoes sting through it.  He hammers each stinger over as
it pierces the iron, and eventually the whole swarm is caught, whereupon
they fly away, pot and all.

Every state I've ever heard of with lots of mosquitoes, jokingly says the
mosquito is the state bird.

Lynn Carpenter in SW Michigan, USA
alwen at i2k dot com

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Re: [lace-chat] Weronika's Matlab

2004-06-02 Thread Lisa Thompson
Maybe for some of them (we still have a pot brewing in all the
break rooms around here), but not for me.  I try to limit my caffeine
intake to chocolate, which I can't live without.  Not sure if I
qualify as newer generation since I just passed my 40th birthday.

Lisa in Dallas

 Margery wrote:
 
 And a programmer is a machine for turning coffee into code - is 
 that still true for the newer generations of programmers?

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[lace-chat] Screens and walking

2004-06-02 Thread Jane Viking Swanson
Hi All,  I also love reading about the differences among 
countries.  We sure need window screens in Vermont for 
most of the bugs mentioned by Lynn.  I was surprised when
we spent the night in a hotel on the Oregon coast and had
no screens.  They didn't have any bugs!  Very nice!  I 
suppose there were some at the fish canneries in a nearby
town but the ocean breeze blew them away from the hotel.

I walk everywhere.  I did when I lived in Philadelphia, 
Pennsylvania (big city) and I do now in Brattleboro, Vermont
(population 12,000).  I love walking and I was thrilled to find
out it's good for me too G.  My bone density is fabulous!
I'm so amazed how many people drive everywhere even when
they could walk.  Two years ago I worked for 8 months at a
place on the other side of town (2.5 or 3 miles from my home).
That was a bit much for a round trip so I'd walk to town (3/4
mile) and take the bus to work.  The bus was erratic about 
time in the afternoon so often I'd walk home.  I realize that
is a tiny commute for most people!

When I first started that job I drove for two weeks before the
car broke down.  I hated it!  I'd get home and jump out of the
car to take a walk.  All the worries of the day were still with
me and I hadn't seen anything of nature on the way home. 
When I walk the worries fall from my shoulders and I look at
the flowers and birds and talk to the cats and people I see,
much more to my liking!

We also used to have many, many neighborhood grocery
stores in town.  I've lived here 30 years and in the last 20
years they've been closing.  They are more expensive but
I like talking to the people who work there and it's more
convenient.  I can walk there instead of driving!  Now I do
go to the big grocery store every week or two but usually
buy at a smaller place.  

Recently a large convenience store closed in town to make
way for a big parking garage!  That store was used by 
everyone who lives downtown, especially those in the Senior
housing across the street.  However there was good news
last week.  We have an Indian restaurant downtown and they
had a small grocery behind it.  The grocery has now moved
to a more central location and they are adding milk and other 
items to the Indian specialites!  It will be nice to be able to
pick up a few things on my way home.  

As Tamara (I think) said, cars are smaller in the US than they
used to be!  I went to Italy and Greece in 1967 and I 
remember seeing a Citroen (sp?)  and it looked so big!  Also
an American car somewhere, maybe in Rome, which looked 
very out of place!  Now it seems the vehicles are getting
bigger again.  

 Jane in Vermont, USA where it's partly cloudy instead
of totally cloudy - an improvement!
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Re: [lace-chat] The culture shock

2004-06-02 Thread Weronika Patena
 In Michigan (very recently wet, rainy Michigan), if you didn't have window
 screens, you'd be eaten alive at night by mosquitoes.  Even with the
 screens, sometimes the mosquito-whining from outside the screens drives me
 crazy, and if one of the little devils has sneaked into the house, into the
 bedroom, it has to die before I can sleep.
 
 Does the US really have that many more flying, stinging insects than
 elsewhere in the world?

Given how big the US is, it's quite probable that some part of it has
more of them than at least anywhere in Europe.  I wouldn't be sure about
Africa and South America...
But there are pretty much no insects here in California, and we still
have the screens.  Well, there are ants, but the windows don't keep them
out at all...

We have some mosquitoes in Poland, especially the lake region - one
summer I lived in a little wooden summer house right next to a lake for
a few weeks, and the mosquitoes really were everywhere.  We closed all
the windows and doors, but once someone left the little bathroom window
open a little, and the next time someone opened the door, a huge *cloud* 
of mosquitoes flew out and tried to kill us g.

I'm going to Alaska in two weeks - I wonder if there'll be mosquitoes
there...

Weronika

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[lace-chat] Re: Tax Free Days

2004-06-02 Thread Joy Beeson
At 09:52 AM 6/2/04 +0300, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

Most of the prize is different taxes.

Here in the states, we have no idea how much of the price of auto fuel is
taxes.  A gas-station attendant once told me that it's against the law to
tell us!  

So much for the First Amendment.

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Re: [lace] Re: [lace-chat] The culture shock

2004-06-02 Thread Joy Beeson
At 12:57 AM 6/2/04 -0700, Weronika Patena wrote:

The last confusing time detail I can never remember properly - do you
use 00 or 12 for midnight and noon, and which one is pm and which one
is am?  

In twelve-hour time, it's 12:00.   (In modular arithmetic -- clock
arithmetic, useful for many things but it's been forty years since I
studied it  no longer remember what -- it would be 0:00.  More precisely,
12 mod 12 equals zero, as do 24, 36, etc.)  

Everybody gets confused over whether 12:00 is ante meridian or post
meridian.  But everyone agrees that 12:01 in the afternoon is post meridian,
and 12:01 in the morning is ante meridian.

Sensible people say that the time one minute after 11:59 AM is twelve
noon, and the time one minute after 11:59 PM is twelve midnight.

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Re: [lace] Re: [lace-chat] The culture shock

2004-06-02 Thread Joy Beeson
At 06:58 PM 6/2/04 +1000, Ruth Budge wrote:  

 Just remember that when one day ends, the next day starts - at midnight!!

Unless you are an astronomer . . .  ;-)

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[lace-chat] Software upgrade - a funny

2004-06-02 Thread Peter Goldsmith
Enjoy!!

Peter

  INSTALLING HUSBAND V1.0
 
  Dear Tech Support,
 
  Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
  distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the
  flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under
  Boyfriend 5.0.  In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
  programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then
  installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs
  4.1.  Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply
  crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
  problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
 
  Signed,
  Desperate
 
 
 
  Dear Desperate:
 
  First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
  while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.  Please enter the command:
  http\\www.IThoughtYouLovedMe.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and
  don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
 
  If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
  automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.  But
  remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
  default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.  Beer 6.1 is
  a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
 
  Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in
  the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system
  resources).  Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0
  program.  These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
 
  In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
  memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
  buying additional software to improve memory and performance.  We
  recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
 
  Good Luck,
  Tech Support

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[lace-chat] Re: Phone call charges

2004-06-02 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
On Jun 1, 2004, at 16:16, H. Muth (Heather) wrote:
I just got my phone bill today and you will all (especially Tamara) be 
pleased to know that it cost me CAD$1.64 to talk to David.  Yes, only 
$1.64 and we talked for 23 minutes!  I was expecting 5-7 dollars so am 
pleased at this price.   And my short call to Tamara (she called me 
back and we talked mostly on her bill) was only CAD$.44.
Mine came in yesterday and it was close to $13. Which hiked the total 
bill sufficiently higher from our normal fare to prompt Severn into 
asking if I had, by any chance, called British Columbia.  He was all 
set to call the phone company and complain about their screw up since, 
knowing my aversion of the phone, he figured it was highly unlikely I'd 
made the call :)

We probably should set up some cheap-o plan for long-distance calls 
but, since we hardly ever use the phone for numbers other than those 
starting with 800, it never seems worth the trouble.

To give you an idea of relative value, a large Tim Horton's (a 
Canadian icon) coffee is CAD$1.55 and a McDonald's Big Mac costs 
CAD$2.99.  Pretty good deal for the call, eh?
Not bad :) Lessee... What could I have had for $13? Two booklets of 
2-Pair Inventions printed? Half a tankful of gas? Severn's final 
comment, when baulked of his gripe against the phone company, was: if 
I'd known she was calling from Brit Columbia, I wouldn't have passed 
the message onto you g

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Re: [lace-chat] Re: Phone call charges

2004-06-02 Thread Malvary Cole
If you don't want to be locked into a subscribed plan because you don't make
frequent long distance calls, look to see what cheap plan programs exist for
your area.  I dial 101-55-66 before I make long distance calls.  The
discounts are enormous AND the charges are added to the normal phone bill so
payment is just included in with all the other charges.  You have to be
careful because the charges are $1 for 10 or 20 minutes depending on the
plan, so if the person isn't there, you still have to pay $1, and over the
10 or 20 minutes are charged on a per minute basis.  But, if I want to call
to friends in Washington State or North Dakota (my 2 usual North American
destinations), I call first, check the person is home, then immediately call
them back.  The 10-20 seconds it takes to make sure they are home only costs
a few cents.  Then I put on the timer and call them back.

I also use it to call to England every week, where there is no minimum time
limit. A recent 78 minute call to my sister, Jacquie, cost just over $5, and
a 10 minute call to my mum cost just 70 cents.

Malvary in Ottawa (who is so happy that Jacquie and her dragon, Basilick,
were prize winners because mum, my aunts and I are all basking in reflected
glory.)

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[lace-chat] Re: Phone call charges

2004-06-02 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
On Jun 3, 2004, at 0:28, Malvary Cole wrote:
I also use it to call to England every week, where there is no minimum 
time
limit. A recent 78 minute call to my sister, Jacquie, cost just over 
$5, and
a 10 minute call to my mum cost just 70 cents.

Malvary in Ottawa (who is so happy that Jacquie and her dragon, 
Basilick,
were prize winners because mum, my aunts and I are all basking in 
reflected
glory.)
Jacquie Tinch is your sister??? And  both of you lacemakers??? What a 
small, small world... :)

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