[MMouse]: modest movie!

2000-05-19 Thread Z _

hey this was on a music news website...or something like it...

-

modest mouse movie due this summer





Jam band extraordinaire Modest Mouse is going to the movies.

Home video giant Image Entertainment announced at their website that the

company has secured the theatrical distribution rights to "Modest Mouse:

Bittersweet Motel," a documentary shot over the course of two years on

the road.

"Both fans of Modest Mouse and general audiences are in for a real treat;

'Bittersweet Motel' is a superb performance piece as well as an

extraordinary look at this unique band," Imagine CEO Martin Greenwald

said in a press release. "We will take a very aggressive stance in

promoting the program through both grassroots and traditional marketing

channels."

"Bittersweet Motel" was filmed on the road in the U.S. and Europe. It

was directed by Todd Phillips, who recently received a prize for best

documentary at the Sundance Film Festival. His previous films include

"Hated," a profile of scatological performance artist G.G. Allin, an HBO

documentary about college hazing rituals called "Frat House", and the

Tom Green comedy "Road Trip", which opens tomorrow (Friday).

The film will make its theatrical debut in late summer, with DVD and

video release to follow.



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[MMouse]: EMP

2000-05-08 Thread Z _

Junior brown... man go see junior brown! its great surf/country-western 
stuff! he's the greatest. i saw him once at this free show but it started 
raining and they pulled him off the stage. but man...its great stuff if you 
dig surf or country and western.

zach

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[MMouse]: ann arbor show

2000-04-29 Thread Z _

im a chi kid that will be at the ann arbor show too. modest mouse twice in 
the same week. yippee!!!



and yeah, i have young mc on that cd too, but no c&c music factory. i had 
that cd so i didnt really miss it much. this cd has all the songs i wanted 
then but never got.



here we go yo

so whats the

whats the

scenerio

zach

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[MMouse]: mödest möuse ön mars

2000-04-29 Thread Z _

hey i saw mouse on mars last night. not very modest mousish. but in a way it 
sorta reminded me of them becuz they have a mouse in theyre name and all the 
wierd little sounds that infect their music. it was very spiffola. i think 
that modest mouse and mouse on mars should join together and form modest 
mouse on mars. sorta like the 764-hero thing and sounding like Heart cooks 
brain.

oh dudes... i just burned the coolest cd last night. im so exited... it has 
all my favorite dance hits from the early 90s... i gotta man, vanilla ice, 
mc hammer, tribe called quest, tone loc, sir mix alot, run dmc, house of 
pain, dee lite, technotronic.

its like being 13 all over again.

groove is in the heart.

zach

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[MMouse]: HELP!!!

2000-04-27 Thread - Z

okay my roommate decided she wanted to go to the modest mouse show the day 
after it sold out. does anyone have an extra ticket for the chicago show??!? 
also...an extra sleater-kinney would be nice too.



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[MMouse]: misc. responses

2000-04-25 Thread - Z

okay first i'll start with a joke i heard last night (name dropping here..) 
by a guy in this crazy cool band called Trailer Bride...

How man indie-rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

*said sarcastically:* you dont know?

and then someone else can respond: i got that joke on vinyl.

anyhow. there was this cool show last night where this insurgent country 
band called the Blacks did a bunch of tom waits songs.

Here is a rock-star dream i once had years ago...
me and snoop doggy dog were fighting in a bakery with all these conveyor 
belts with flour and unbaked bread moving on them. i dont remember exactly 
why snoop dogg was mad at me. i think cuz i was an unphat white kid or 
something. and then eddie vedder was there and he was all pissy and wanted 
to beat me up too. at one point snoop dogg had me pinned on a conveyor built 
and was choking me and we were moving along to some big vat of dough or 
something.

Moon and Antartica title. i doubt if it has anything to do with blade 
runner. i think thats just a coincidence. isaac doesnt strike me as a big 
blade runner fan, besides its a very poetic title. images of desolation and 
wide open spaces. whiteness and purity as well as darkness and coldness. 
themes that modest mouse have always seemed to be interested in. being 
inspired from blade runner would detract a little from these connotations i 
beleive. but whatever. its all subjective.

zach

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[MMouse]: fonts and boredom

2000-04-25 Thread - Z

oh yeah. i've yet to dream about Mm but my obessesion can be evident in the 
fact that i have noticed that the fonts used on the CTA (chicago transit 
authority) signs are the samd damn font as the one used to spell modest 
mouse on the lonesome crowded west cover. if youre in chicago, check it 
out...

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[MMouse]: t-shirts goodlord

2000-04-24 Thread - Z

hey you know the logo from the birds vs worms 7" is like the coolest modest 
mouse logo ever.



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[MMouse]: the roads are maps of maps

2000-04-18 Thread - Z

didnt the murder city devils open for pearl jam on a bunch of dates on their 
last tour? and isnt a member of the murder city devils an ex member of 
modest mouse?

hmmm
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[MMouse]: cat power

2000-04-15 Thread - Z

hey did anyone go to the chan marshall show(s) last night in chicago? i went 
but it sold out. 8(

please tell me it sucked and i was saved $12.



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[MMouse]: wowee zowee

2000-04-14 Thread - Z

hey! wow! i just heard the new albumwow...
its different but in a good way. it reminds me of listening to both LCW and 
Long Drive in a big cave. echoes and spooky noises. it feels confined and 
dark, which seems to be at odds with the expanse and emptiness that the 
title suggests. crowded.  claustrophobic.
my biggest complaint is that the new version of Dark Center of the Universe 
lacks the energy that the japanese tour e.p version has. it seems flatter.
Someone mentioned how I Came As a Rat was a bad title for a bad song... i 
dunno im really starting to dig this song.
And Tiny Cities Made of Ashes sounds like Beck. i dont know what to make of 
this. it's a great song, but it's a Beck song.
Oh, and getting a bit to analytical and most likely reading into it way to 
far, (and fearing bringing up old wounds...) but does anyone else think that 
Perfect Disguise could be about the issac vs. unamed person rumour that was 
rampant last year? okay. this has been my schizophrenic/ A.D.D. review

Z
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[MMouse]: t-shirts

2000-04-12 Thread - Z

the mouse shirt i made is spacey. on a blue t-shirt i drew the blue-cadet-3 
7" cover on it with a black marker. on the back of it i drew the radio tower 
that is on the back of the 7". if youre not familiar with the 7" it has an 
alien, planet and stereo on it. i even made another one as a christmas 
present.

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[MMouse]: drinkey cow

2000-04-11 Thread - Z

the question was "what is your favorite beer?" i replied, "i dont like beer" 
which is true, but that doesnt mean i dont consume alcohal..errr...i cant 
spell that word today. anyhow. im new to the world of drinking. just started 
last december and have only been drunk like 3 times now. so.. im workin' on 
it.
z
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[MMouse]: wouldnt it be swell

2000-04-10 Thread - Z

i think there should be some sort of glossy indie-rock teen magazine. it 
would mimic those boy-band like magazines you see in supermarkets but it 
would have like indie bands. page pull-out portraits of band members with 
questions asking them like: "what is your favorite colour?" and  "buffy the 
vampire slayer vs sabrina the teen witch?" i think this would be grrr-eat. 
we could call it "indie-beat" or something like that. *sigh*
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[MMouse]: *sigh* what am i doing?

2000-04-10 Thread - Z

You know, i rarely read others responses to these things, and i suspect that 
others do the same. However i showed up to class today only to find out that 
i dont have class today and now i feel stupid and bored. So without further 
adu, I present to you: "Getting to know Z.A.C.H. better"


1.Who are you/where do you reside/how old are you?

I AM ZACH. I RESIDE IN A GEOSYCHROUS ORBIT ABOVE CHICAGO. I HAVE BEEN A 
COLLECTED MASS OF PARTICLES FOR 21 YEARS, YET MY PARTICLES ARE APPROXIMATLEY 
5 BILLIONS YEARS OLD.

2.What is your favorite mouse song?

THAT IS HARD... MAYBE "POLAR OPPOSITES".

3.What are five records you couldn't live without
(rotating linup & in no particular order)
THE LONESOME CROWDED WEST - The Modest Mouse
THE NATURAL BRIDGE- The Silver Jews
IN UTERO- Nirvana
VIOLENT FEMMES-violent femmes
1000x-man...or astro-man?

4. Putting records on the internet for free download:
bad or good?
GOOD.

5.  Ebay, bad or good?

FALSE.

6.  Russ winning the hottest male contest, is he
voting for himself or what?
WELL, I DIDNT VOTE FOR HIM.

7.  Do you own the Japaneese Tour EP?

ON CD-R, (thanks d.summers!)

8.  First live show?

BILLY JOEL IN 1990, UNLESS YOU COUNT BOXCAR WILLIE, BUT I WAS STILL IN MY 
MOTHER'S WOMB.

9.  Worst live show?

BOXCAR WILLIE IN 1978. I HAD A TERRIABLE VIEW AND THE SOUND WAS ALL MUFFLED 
LIKE IT WAS UNDERWATER OR SOMETHING.

10.  Favorite sound?

THE SOUND OF WATER EVAPORATING FROM A CUP OF HOT TEA

11.  least favorite sound?

THE SOUND OF PEOPLE EATING WITH THEIR MOUTH'S OPEN.

12.  girls posting their pictures and email addresses
on the internet bad/good?

NEITHER, JUST DANGEROUS I GUESS.


13.  What book should every person in america read?

THE LITTLE PRINCE.

14.  Signing to a major bad/good?

ISN'T IT CASE-BY-CASE?

15.  Wearing the t-shirt of the band you are going to
see?

HOW ELSE IS THE BAND SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOURE A FAN? MAYBE YOU JUST WENT TO 
SEE THE OPENING BAND? THIS IS A PROBLEM BANDS HAD IN THE DAYS BEFORE 
T-SHIRTS MUCH LIKE THE PROBLEMS THE REVOLUTIONARY ARMY HAD. THERE WAS GREAT 
CONFUSION AND OFTEN INNOCENT MEMBERS OF YOUR OWN FANCLUB WOULD BE SHOT AND 
KILLED BECAUSE THEY WERE MISKAKEN FOR BRITISH. NOT ONLY SHOULD BAND 
T-SHIRTS, BUT NAME TAGS AND KEVLAR VESTS SHOULD ALSO BE WORN.

16.  Modest Mouse list being oft-off the topic
bad/good?

ITS GREAT AS LONG AS ITS ABOUT A SUBJECT I LIKE.
WAFFLEHOUSE SUBJECT=GOOD.
EYES WIDE SHUT SUBJECT=BAD
BAND RECOMMENDATION SUBJECT=GOOD
GOD VS ATHEISIST SUBJECT=BAD

17.  Favorite beer?

I DONT LIKE BEER, BUT MY FAVORITE BEAR IS THE POLAR.

18.  Favorite color?

MIDNIGHT BLUE AND OTHER BLUES.

19.  What are you going to name your first born child?

WHAT IF YOU HAD ALREADY PROMISED YOUR FIRST BORN TO SOMEONE ELSE? SHOULDNT 
THEY GET TO NAME IT? BUT I GUESS I WOULD NAME IT.. UMM. "ARMY-NAVY 
SURPLUSS"

20.  Five favorite movies (the question that tells
tons about a person)?
ERASERHEAD
CITY OF LOST CHILDREN
DEAD ALIVE
LITTLE BIG MAN
TOY STORY












PS- I saw bright eyes last night and god...it was amazing.






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[MMouse]: off the topic.......wafflehouse revisited

2000-04-09 Thread - Z

y'know i miss the wafflehouse discussions we had awhile back. it was the 
most amazingly funny-for-no-sane-reason discussion i have ever had (typed?). 
Anyhow, today i would like to address the topic of dopplegangers. 
Dopplegangers are growing in population these days and are a major concern 
to non-dopplegangers. What if one's doppleganger was confused for the actual 
person? this could cause some mass-hysteria. I beleive that all 
dopplegangers should clearly present themselves as "persons-name-here #2" to 
minimize any chance of mistaken identity. this problem is even more severe 
when regarding the inter-net. without being face to face with the person 
(dirtling) you are corresponding to, you cannot always pick up on the subtle 
nuances and mannerisms that sometimes seperate the doppleganger from the 
original. we should all be aware of these dopplegangers. theyre out there 
and sometimes you even end up in the same room with them and dont even know 
it until someone emails you about it.

Z.A.C.H. version 1.1  (original organism)

p.s.- Soilent Green is Dirtlings!
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[MMouse]: bad vibes

2000-04-04 Thread - Z

im getting nervous about the state of modest mouse... i guess epic has 
really fucked with the remastering of the moon and antartica. And this 
rumour of jeremiah leaving...i sense a disturbance in the force. *sigh*
Z



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[MMouse]: cursive

2000-04-03 Thread - Z

speaking of saddle creek.
anybody into Cursive? i think theyre keen.
their kinda on Crank! and Saddle Creek. great punk/emocore stuff from omaha 
nebraska. the song "After the movies" is a masterpiece and everyone should 
own it.
whatever.
z
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[MMouse]: news

2000-04-03 Thread - Z

looks like epic finally put something up.
www.modestmousemusic.com

and there is a rumour going around that jermiah green left the band. im sure 
this is false but it should be noted that this rumour exists.

Z
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[MMouse]: make up

2000-04-03 Thread - Z

hotdamn the make up are spectacular live. Ian is the craziest. he reminds me 
of one of the apes from planet of the apes. there should be some make up 
cult. completly crazy show. anyone catch it? i think its going to be on the 
internet at www.supersphere.com
there was a guy taping it right next to me. i was standing above the crowd 
on this seat thing. it was intimdating cuz im sure everyone behind me could 
see my lame-ass attempt at dancing. oh well. its the make up...you have to 
shake your ass.
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[MMouse]: pedro the lion

2000-04-02 Thread - Z

yeah, pedro the lion was last night. oops. i did however get to see it. but 
i hope i didnt confuse anyone and that they missed it cuz of me. not likely, 
but i still hope not. the show was great. elizabeth from sarge opened cuz 
very secretary just broke up. hmm...
anyhow. in a few short minutes im off again to the fireside to witness the 
gospel that is the make up.
oh by the way, does anyone have or know where i can find an advanced copy or 
promo of the new sleater-kinney?

end of transmission
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[MMouse]: make up

2000-04-01 Thread - Z

anyone else catching the make up on their current tour? im seeing them 
tomorrow night at the fireside in chicago. cant wait. its gonna be a 
butt-shaking good time. my first time seeing them live, im not sure what to 
expect. oh..and bright eyes is playing there soon too. never heard their 
stuff before but this list is abuzz with them. pedro the lion is like next 
monday too i think... i guess i'll be living at the fireside this week.

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[MMouse]: chicago

2000-04-01 Thread - Z

okay everyone who is interested in meeting fellow mouse listees before or at 
the chicago show email me. im taking the iniative now to organize this 
thing.

does anyone have any suggestions as to where to meet, like a coffee shop or 
something?

-z
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[MMouse]: rebel beat factory

2000-03-31 Thread - Z

what is rebel beats web address? ive looked everywhere... do they even have 
one?
Z
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[MMouse]: (non Modest mouse) cosmodrome

2000-03-28 Thread - Z

hey
is there any chicago musician-types who are interested in playing together? 
im an alright guitar player...only been playing for about 2 years. but im 
interested in playing with others now. nothing as serious as a band... just 
to learn how to play with other musicians. (i think a real musician would be 
to intimidating) any and all istruments are welcome..theramins especially...
anyhow i consider these bands to be an inspiration:
modestmouse sonicyouth/syr silverjews manorastroman flaminglips mercury rev 
stereolab nirvana ambient/garage/punk/pop/surf/dreamy/spacey stuff
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[MMouse]: re: epic

2000-03-28 Thread - Z

i doth protest any level of crappiness asserted to nirvana. And as far as 
modest mouse losing any greatness due to epic records i find this 
absurd. i have total faith in modest mouse's integrity as artists/musicians 
and i dont think they would have signed to any label where they wouldnt be 
in control over their art. this maybe a naive viewpoint but i beleive it to 
be valid and true. The japanese ep does sound cleaner and more mature but 
this has nothing to do with being signed to a major label. bands just 
evolve. i particularly like the new stuff just as much as their older stuff. 
Besides, even if epic has any control over their sound, in 2 years when 
modest mouse are big rock stars and are playing the mtv music awards and are 
on the cover of rolling stone they will then have even more power to make 
any sort of sounding record they want. but then again...we dont want that...

Z
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[MMouse]: chicago show

2000-03-28 Thread Z Quark

we should compile a list of people interested in hanging out before or after 
the mm show so we can begin to organize this better...

zach
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[MMouse]: japanese tour ep

2000-03-24 Thread Z Quark

i know this has been asked before but i wasnt listening then...
what does the japanese tour ep look like? i remember hearing there was no 
art, but what was the color of the sleeve and what did it say? does anyone 
happen to have any scans of it? what does the disc look like? you see im 
expecting a copy in the mail and would like to recreate package the best i 
could.
thanks
Z
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[MMouse]: Epic Album Update

2000-03-20 Thread Z Quark

The word on the street is:

single + 3 b-sides out mid May
14song album out mid June
single + 3 b-sides out mid July
Out on 550 music which is part of Epic.

it's not the gospel yet
-Z

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[MMouse]: new mm on K

2000-03-18 Thread Z Quark

Colin from Up says that the upcoming album on K is actually an old recording 
MM did before Eric was in the band and sounds very different. Says that they 
were basically a different band. He also doubts that it will be out before 
next year.

thanks to colin for his speedy help.



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[MMouse]: New Modest Mouse album

2000-03-16 Thread Z Quark

Hey on the K records webpage ( www.kpunk.com ) they list a Modest Mouse 
cd/lp in the upcoming releases section. Does anybody know what this refers 
to? Is modest mouse putting out one last indie album before the Epic thing? 
Or is this just some sort of reissue or something? im confused

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[MMouse]: chicago

2000-03-16 Thread Z Quark

okay i thinks theres is like 3 of us on this list so far going to the 
chicago show and everyone is complaining about how theyre going alone

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[MMouse]: MODEST MOUSE IN CHICAGO!

2000-03-10 Thread Z Quark

Modest Mouse is playing at the Metro in Chicago on May 13th!! 
yipp!!
califone opens.
tickets on sale sat. at noon.
all ages.
be there or dont.
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[MMouse]: oh my golly

2000-03-07 Thread Particle Z

The best show ever was Man or Astro-man at the Metro in chicago way back in 
dec.96. And although the current man or astro man is still amazingly great 
live, they were even better then. They had so much energy and humour... it 
was great. i cant describe the pure fun they bring to a show. granted, they 
arnt top-notch music artistically but as far as rocknroll fun goes theyre 
the best.
Another great live band is Rocket From The Crypt and of course Nirvana...
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[MMouse]: band-a-minute pt2

2000-03-01 Thread Particle Z

Here is part 2 of Band-a-minute:



Will Oldham - If I could fuck a lyric. O' lord, if I could make a dollar.

Jandek - Who?

Tar - Same chord. Different rhythm. Different chord. Same rhythm.
Neat! Metal guitars!

Unwound - We don't care. NoS We really don't care.

Sunny Day Real Estate - I'm like Merlin in that I grow younger with
age. Kumbaya.

Flying Luttenbachers - I like jazz. I like jazz and death metal. I
like death metal.

Labradford - I'm bored, let's get a bass player. (gets bass player)
I'm bored, let's get a sampler. (gets sampler) I'm bored, let's get a
string section. (gets string section) I'm bored, I'll start a side
project.

Ben Lee - I screw Claire Danes. Now you hate me even more.

Breadwinner - I like Metallica. I've got a calculator.

Bedhead - See bedtime. If we have beards, people won't think we're children.

Pere Ubu - We're just playing this way to distract you from the vocals.

The VSS - Atari ruined my life.

Helium - I'm snotty, but pretty, so I boss my band mates around.

Polvo - What are guitars?

The Gravity Records roster - bang bang boom crash. Where's my cowboy
shirt? How did I get so dirty?

Melt Banana - yip eep eep epp hi yip aii

Monorchid - I am very very punk. I have read Vineland and I too
appreciate midgets and ninjas.

Elliott Smith - Grease is the flavor of the month!

The Sea and Cake - Heooo, ladies...

Mountain Goats - I have been many, manyS many places. Now I will sing.

Sleater-Kinney - Our sexual orientation is ambiguous which allows us
mainstream success.

The Magnetic Fields - I'm sad and gay, and boy do I love ABBA!

Stars of the Lid - What?

Sonic Youth - We're old and WAY past washed-up, but maybe Macauly
Culkin will improve our image and draw attention from our drummer's
weight problem.

Fred Frith - I have put many, many... MANY things in my guitar strings.

Dirty 3 - How much beer can a new album buy us? Now it is story time.

Guitar Wolf - Lock n' Loll!

Nashville Pussy - Motorhead RULES (all these tits and
pyrotechnics draws attention from our lousy music)

Man or Astroman? - Our schtick works SO well we're still funny the
second time around.

Sean Na Na - See Damian Jurado.

Damian Jurado - See Grape Ape.

The Crainium - Look at my new toaster. It's like a man. Look at my
new blender. It's like a woman.

Endpoint - See a retarded woman singing Rites Of Spring songs.

Metamatics - Sloppy guitars and leftist politics are a happy marriage.

Shudder To Think - The Last of the Eunuchs.

Nation of Ulysses - Being tired warrants running a country.

Spacemen 3 - It's all about droning, droning, shooting smack,
droning, droning, praising the Sonics, droning droning. We'll let the
Vox organ go on for a bit.

Slamdek Record Co. - "Time Bomb!"

The Red Crayola - We'll make up Drag City records, and be a part of
them because we're the epitome of "fucked up."

Modest Mouse - See a retarded boy singing Pixies songs.

Daniel Johnston - See a retarded boy.

Wesley Willis - See a retarded black boy.

Promise Ring - If I wasn't bald, I'd be a child.

Doldrums - Join us in our obsession with Chinese culture and guitar solos.

Cap'n Jazz - Kitty Kitty, I sing off key. My friend is bald. He plays
with me. Doggy Doggy, alphabet soup.

Screaming Trees - We're just big boned, that's all.

The Warmers - Maybe we should've tried harder to find a guitarist.

Murder City Devils - See G'n'R (Where's Axl?  WHERE'S AXL?!?!?!)

Fugazi - We're sorry. Two of our members are responsible for hardcore and

emo, respectively. We're much better now, though.

Codeine - BOOM sniff CRASH
BOOM BOOM CRASH

Lowercase - Kill the lights, I'm almost dead.

Braid - The Thinking Man's Promise Ring.

the hal al Shedad - No, I'm not British. Don't call me emo.

Steve Albini - See Ted Nugent.

  . ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead - If we break things on
stage people won't notice Sonic Youth.

The Black Heart Procession - Change keys!  For the love of God...
CHANGE KEYS!

The Jesus Lizard - See Public Image Limited.

Public Image Limited - See Plastic Ono Band.

TransAm - Hey! Who put that Rush in my Kraftwerk?!

Climax Golden Twins - I love the Discovery Channel.

Liz Phair - Fuck fuck fuck. (has baby) Darn darn darn.

Sebadoh - Boy gets kicked out of hip band, writes many songs about
it. Boy gets dumped by girlfriend, writes many, many songs about it.
Boy gets married, moves to L.A. and has nothing to write songs about.

Elliott - Band or busboys? You make the call.

Retsin - See Indigo Girls.

Guided By Voices - I am a heavy drinker who enjoys The Who. You are
fired. Now, a high kick.

Oval - My CD player is broken. Press record.

Aerial M - zz... oh... what? Yeah yeah yeah, that was me in that
band. Thanks for the cash.

Thee Speaking Canaries - I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad! I'm
Arthur Treacher.

Storm & Stress - You'd like us if you had more patience.

Angelhair - BLL

[MMouse]: band-a-minute

2000-03-01 Thread Particle Z

i just got this off of the man or astro man mailing list. it has everthing 
you could possible want besides any mention of waffles. but you cant have 
everthing. im sending this in segments due to its size.
WARNING: the opinions of this email do not necesarily reflect those of 
Z.A.C.H. or of the Evil Fetus Aliens.

- Original Message -

Subject: Band-a-minute



Beck - Nerdish twerp turns millionaire pop icon.

Jets to Brazil - I swear I used to have a distortion pedal. I swear I
used to be enormously influential. I swear this many college kids
didn't always screw to my album.

Hot Water Music - Every phrase I sayyy... just sort of trails
o... I guess that's why we're emooo Now harmonize!

Three Mile Pilot - Oceans. Castles. Horses. Dude, we've gotta stop
letting my little sister write lyrics.

Dub Narcotic Sound System - Calvin, any of these three notes can be
yours. Choose wisely.

Polyvinyl Records Roster - Every album comes stained with whine.
Sensitivity now available in classy blue and grey packaging.

godheadSilo - Sweat pants. Moustaches. And still people swear we're ART.

Slaves - We are not the VSS, we are not Angelhair... Oh, sorry, I
wasn't listening.

Mary Lou Lord - Aren't my chipmunk cheeks just adorable?

Lois Maffeo - I wish I had Mary's cheeks.

Pansy Division - Is this confrontationalist political activism or
simply a way for straight boys pretend they're gay?

Team Dresch - Is this confrontationalist political activism or simply
a way for straight girls to pretend they're lesbian?

New Wet Kojak - Ohh, it's SUPPOSED to be funny, right? RIGHT? Hmmm...

Zeni Geva - Are the Americans laughing at the fat Japanese guitarist?
Or is it the short one who entertains them?

Sarge - I am pretty. Watch me snort coke. More bass! More guitar!
Tell me I'm pretty.

Thingy/Heavy Vegetable - See a 16-year old boy in the body of a jaded
30-year old.  No rhyme scheme in sight.

Jim O'Rourke - Hahahahaha... I bet you people STILL think I'm
"cutting edge".  But then, when has Burt Bachrach been anything but
extreme avant-garde?

Godspeed you black emperor! - Ok, I've got this idea for a new song.
It'll start out slow and quiet with violins and pretty sounds.  Then
we'll start a tape of some guy ranting about urban decay. Then we'll
get faster and faster and louder and louder until we can't go any
faster.  Then we'll get slow and pretty and it'll be over.  Sound
good?

5ive Style - Please... Somebody just put us out of our misery. Nobody
likes Led Zeppelin THIS much!

Heroic Doses - So, everybody loved 5ive Style.  But wouldn't we be
even better with a really WHITE drummer?  I think so.

The Ex - Democracy is bad. Enjoy our jerky rhythms.

Sex Pistols - We're old, and sometimes dead.

Wire - See Gang of 4.

Gang of 4 - See Wire.

The Peechees - See The Make-Up.

The Make-Up - See Prince.

Prince - See Little Richard.

Dolomite - Let's play weird angular rock. We're not popular. Let's
play country. We're not popular. Let's break up.

Rodan - See John Candy film, "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"

Slint - See weird scary carnival lady and pirates that paint the
houses. My microphone's fucked up. I miss you.

Joan of Arc - Abstract expressionism is a bunch of crap... or
something, I dunno. ummmlala, chicken for baby. Dostoevsky hangs
his hat on me.

Belle & sebastian - I love Nick Drake.

Nick Drake - I'm dead.

Big Black - We're smart assholes.

Caspar Brotzmann Massaker - Black. Black. Throw bricks at guitars.

Don Caballero - Man, that guy's a good drummer. Man, that guy's a
funny dancer. Is he playing that backwards?

Superchunk - We're young and high on life. I'm excited. We're old. I'm
bored.

Metroschifter - I like Coke. Our bassist talks weird.

Cat Power - I'm one fucked up chick.

Smog - I'm one fucked up dude.

Royal Trux - We're two fucked up people.

Drag City Roster - We're all just fucked up.

King Kong - I'm a funky monkey, and I smell like one too.

Tortoise - I like Miles Davis. Buy my 30 different remix records.

Stereolab - Marx Marx Marx. Give me money.

Pavement - Our lyrics are difficult. Two bucks on the filly to place.

June of 44 - $hark$ And $ailor$! $HARK$ AND $AILOR$$!

Shipping News - Behold! The future of music: BOAT ROCK!!!

Rachel's - By making literary references I improve my music (and image).

Sun City Girls - I'm weird. Observe my invented language.

Ruins - I'm Japanese. Observe my invented language.

Earth Crisis - Boy are we short. KILL THE CHEESEMAN!

Low - We're both Mormon. Let's be sad together. Who's the kid playing bass?

Archers of Loaf - College was fun.

Lungfish - I am Fidel Castro! Arrr!

Henry Cow - Cities decayS But while they do lets hear a woodwind solo.

Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - BLUES EXPLOSION!! (these white kids
will never know better).

This Heat - Let's make up Touch N Go first.

Born Against - garble garble roar scream garble fuck the system
garble wretch garble

David Grubbs - I am an Engl

[MMouse]: How to defry a waffle

2000-02-28 Thread Particle Z

oh... i forgot to comment in my last email

did someone just say canada is a suburb? i know it said superb but my 
computer screen is kinda blurry and it looked like suburb. i thought that 
was kinda funny. long live the CLF!
i wonder if they have waffle houses in canada. perhaps they would be called 
flap-jack houses.

zach beta X
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[MMouse]: waffle ball

2000-02-28 Thread Particle Z

im determined from now on to have every email i send to this list at least 
have one waffle reference just becuase im really tired and it seems like a 
hilarious idea right now. but that was it for this one. i burned out 
quick...
on to the point...
Maybe what I thought I heard Wayne say is "Im looking forward to playing 
with him" as opposed to meeting him. But im positive he said something to 
this effect"Im looking forward to  him, I think he's a wierdo..."
Actually let me recount my whole conversation with him:
(paraphrased for my convience)
Me: Hey Wayne
wayne looks at me
Me: great show man
wayne: thanks
Me: Hey, will you play "Bad Days" next time your here?
Wayne: I'll try to
Me: cool. I love that song. Hey, will you be touring with Built to Spill?
Wayne: (now autographing some girls cigarrete box) I dont know, we tried to 
work something out but I dont think that guy wants to tour right now, but we 
might do a couple of new york shows or something. Im looking forward to 
___him, I think he's a wierdo"
Me: wow. that would be an awesome bill. Thanks for the great show.
Wayne: thanks. hey, the band and I are going to the Waffle House to have 
some grits. Wanna come hang out with us?
Me: hot damn, yeah!
--and then we leave and i have grits and waffles with the flamin glips.

---end of interview

Z.A.C.H.

ps-actually those last 2 lines didnt happen, but it should have.
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[MMouse]: flaming lips/BTS

2000-02-28 Thread Particle Z

Although this doesnt necessarily have anything to do with waffles, this 
might be of intrest anyways...
Last saturday i saw the flaming lips and it was great but the point here is 
that after the show i asked Wayne if they would be touring with BTS and he 
said that he wanted to but Doug didnt feel like touring right now but there 
might be a couple of N.Y. shows together. So it was kinda of a mixed 
response.  He called Doug Martsch a "wierdo" and was looking forward to 
meeting him.  I dunno, i never really thought of Doug as wierd, but Wayne on 
the other hand... he's pretty damn wierd.
Back to waffles for a moment...
Does anyone know where i can find a Hello Kity Waffle Iron? do they exist? 
Maybe waffle house should make Official Waffle House brand Waffle Irons.
---Zach
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[MMouse]: waffle house represent

2000-02-25 Thread Particle Z

i think there should be a movement to establish more waffle houses across 
the U.S. Theyre should be like turf-wars with McDonalds. It would be grand 
fun. It would be our mission to usurp the McDonalds empire with our Waffle 
House Revolution. In high school I started the Canadian Liberation Front 
which acted on the premise that all of the continental U.S. was Occupied 
Canada and we (me and 5 friends) were planning on returning it back to 
Canada. We succesfully stole the us flag from our school and raised the 
maple leaf. We also distrubeted pamphlets explaining our cause. It was dorky 
but what else can you do in the middle-of-nowhere missouri?  Well, anyhow, 
The Waffle-House Revolution could be kinda similar. At least we could raise 
some waffle house flags over mcdonalds, or throw waffles at mcdonald 
employees. I bet those things could stick to walls or even skin with eneogh 
syrup.

viva la waffle revolution!

Z.A.C.H.
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[MMouse]: WAFFLE-STEAK

2000-02-25 Thread Particle Z

oh yeah, in indiana they have these places called "Waffle Steak" which looks 
exactly like waffle house but just named different, yet i did see this 
generic looking hand-painted road sign that was advertising a waffle-house 
but was definatly not the same waffle house chain. Interesting no?
Also when i had grits at waffle house, they were cold. Im not positive, 
but i dont think grits are supposed to be cold. Which brings me to my next 
digression, I was grocery shopping last week and saw a box of "smooth grits" 
doesnt this seem like an oxymoron? Arnt grits supposed to be gritty? Its 
like saying "Cream of Sand" or something. I dont get it.
I just want to add that im enjoying this wafflehouse discussion much more 
thouroghly than i was the aetheist one.
Waffle On!
zach
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[MMouse]: The Moon and Antartica

2000-02-24 Thread Particle Z

Colin says the title is "The Moon and Antartica" which is a great title and 
it surprises me how close "Driving to Florida to get to the Moon" is to it. 
well, okay its not to close, but it involves the moon.



I think both would be fine titles.



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[MMouse]: waffle stomp

2000-02-24 Thread Particle Z

hot damn. waffle house!



i recently discovered the bliss of waffle house last november while visiting 
my sister at her college in NC.  i went at like 3am. it was so awesome. 
there should be a waffle house cult. it would involve truck drivers, stoned 
teenagers and poor-ass southerners. everything contains 90% meat though




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[MMouse]: driving to floridia to get to the moon

2000-02-23 Thread Particle Z

modest mouse always have the oddest album titles. what does everone else 
think about this new title? i think it seems to fit in the series of  "this 
is a long drive for someone with nothing to think about", "the lonesome 
crowded west" and "building nothing out of something". "interstate 8" and 
"fruit that ate itself" dont really fit in as well but hey. This new one 
even sort of reflects the space themes they seem to be adopting lately.
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[MMouse]: 1..2..3..reset

2000-02-16 Thread Particle Z

if this whole silly contest thing is reset i would like my photo changed to:
http://www.angelfire.com/punk/zach/zachcoco2.jpg
im not as broody and its much more recent. this is like the 4th time ive 
requested this photo change and im sure the address is valid. It should be 
noted that im the one on the left. Coco The Electronic Monkey Wizard is on 
the right.
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[MMouse]: mouse pics

2000-02-11 Thread Particle Z

hey i put some photos i took of the mouse at the 8.24.99 show at the empty 
bottle, chicago up on the web.
theyre kinda bad scans... maybe in the future when i have more time i'll put 
my whole roll up and fix the quality...

http://www.angelfire.com/mt/subartic/issac1.jpg
http://www.angelfire.com/mt/subartic/issac2.jpg
http://www.angelfire.com/mt/subartic/issac3.jpg
http://www.angelfire.com/mt/subartic/issac4.jpg
http://www.angelfire.com/mt/subartic/issac5.jpg
http://www.angelfire.com/mt/subartic/setlist.jpg
http://www.angelfire.com/mt/subartic/4a.jpg

the setlist is kinda hard to read but some of the newer titles listed on it 
are approximatly:  "chemical eyes"  "tiny cities of a...?" "alone down 
there"  "3rd planet"  "?...people made it" and a few others i cant make out 
right now.
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[MMouse]: hey!

2000-02-11 Thread Particle Z

what about updating my pic? i sent a new one in a few days ago... the one 
that is up is really old and scary looking. i prefer this one:

http://www.angelfire.com/mt/astroman/zachcoco.jpg
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[MMouse]: secretly canadian

2000-02-11 Thread Particle Z

does anyone like june panic? theyre on secretly canadian but mysteriosly not 
on that comp...  hmm...
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[MMouse]: hey!

2000-02-11 Thread Particle Z

oops that one is huge try this one...
http://www.angelfire.com/mt/astroman/zachcoco2.jpg
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