RE: Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-25 Thread Franki

I will keep that one in mind,, but having been asked this question before a
couple of times, I don't think its as funny as I used to think.  :-)


Frank Hauptle
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-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Sunday, 25 February 2001 1:45 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is
crazy.


Maybe your clients could use this one too.

   http://web14.compaq.com/falco/detail.asp?FAQnum=FAQ2859

M.

It lists "Marilyn O" as the author.  I'm sure only Compaq's very best
get asked to tackle such a project.  I'll bet she has a very bright
future at there!





RE: RE: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-25 Thread Daryl Johnson

Or possibly we just enjoy our moment of amusement and amazement at the
immaturity shown, laugh at the web page and then get on with aiding and
abetting the assistance that most of us joined the list for?

regards

Daryl

[snip]
 Subject: Re: RE: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is
 crazy.


 snip
  This one HAS got to be a joke! Right.
 
  If not, then I would like to see a show of hands for all those
 in favor of
  us each sending  to him at [EMAIL PROTECTED] the mickey page
 that Romanator
  was so kind as to have saved and sent us.
[snip]





Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-25 Thread Mark Weaver

Um...yeah. that would be my take on it. Roman is, after all, the master of
thread and controversy creation.  :)

-- 
Mark

"If you don't share your concepts and ideals, they end up being worthless,"
"Sharing is what makes them powerful."


On Sat, 24 Feb 2001, philomena wrote:

 Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2001 14:45:10 -0500
 From: philomena [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is
 crazy.

 this has got to be a joke, right ? just inciting the continuation of
 these responses ?

 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 
  Please take me off this newbie list can't stand all this mail






RE: RE: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-25 Thread Mark Weaver

Say! now there's a thought. What a concept!

-- 
Mark

"If you don't share your concepts and ideals, they end up being worthless,"
"Sharing is what makes them powerful."


On Sun, 25 Feb 2001, Daryl Johnson wrote:

 Date: Sun, 25 Feb 2001 12:01:33 -
 From: Daryl Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: RE: RE: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is
 crazy.

 Or possibly we just enjoy our moment of amusement and amazement at the
 immaturity shown, laugh at the web page and then get on with aiding and
 abetting the assistance that most of us joined the list for?

 regards

 Daryl

 [snip]
  Subject: Re: RE: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is
  crazy.
 
 
  snip
   This one HAS got to be a joke! Right.
  
   If not, then I would like to see a show of hands for all those
  in favor of
   us each sending  to him at [EMAIL PROTECTED] the mickey page
  that Romanator
   was so kind as to have saved and sent us.
 [snip]







Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-25 Thread Mark Weaver

prolly wasn't aware of the sheer volume of messages on a daiy basis.

-- 
Mark

"If you don't share your concepts and ideals, they end up being worthless,"
"Sharing is what makes them powerful."


On Sun, 25 Feb 2001, Anthony Daniell wrote:

 Date: Sun, 25 Feb 2001 08:45:48 +1000
 From: Anthony Daniell [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is
 crazy.

 why join a list if you can not handle the email

 Anthony Daniell
 - Original Message -
 From: "philomena" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Sunday, February 25, 2001 5:45 AM
 Subject: Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.


  this has got to be a joke, right ? just inciting the continuation of
  these responses ?
 
  [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
  
   Please take me off this newbie list can't stand all this mail
 
 







Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-25 Thread Roger Sherman

Are you joking? For real, is this really that hard? Sheesh...


peace,

Rog
Registered Linux user #19071

On Thu, 22 Feb 2001, adam wrote:

 Please take me off I can't even check my email without having 200 a day from
 people who don't know how to pick up a book...please thank's.
 - Original Message -
 From: Dale Kosan [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Thursday, February 22, 2001 4:56 AM
 Subject: Re: [newbie] boot.ini


  Well, not as easy as one would think. I have NT and Linux at work on same
 the
  machine, along with 98 and 2000.Maybe someone else knows away.I could post
  the procedure givin to me if you like. The one thing is you should be
 running
  lilo.Let me know if you would like the info and I will post from work
 today...
 
 









Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-25 Thread Ricky Schultz

Question:  Why is this forum not on a regular newsgroup.  After being on
this email forum for 12 hours, I understand where Anthony is coming
from...
bottom line: Lets get this thing on a "newsgroup"  promote the new
newsgroup address and save the hassle.



Mark Weaver wrote:
 
 prolly wasn't aware of the sheer volume of messages on a daiy basis.
 
 --
 Mark
 
 "If you don't share your concepts and ideals, they end up being worthless,"
 "Sharing is what makes them powerful."
 
 On Sun, 25 Feb 2001, Anthony Daniell wrote:
 
  Date: Sun, 25 Feb 2001 08:45:48 +1000
  From: Anthony Daniell [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Subject: Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is
  crazy.
 
  why join a list if you can not handle the email
 
  Anthony Daniell
  - Original Message -
  From: "philomena" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Sent: Sunday, February 25, 2001 5:45 AM
  Subject: Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.
 
 
   this has got to be a joke, right ? just inciting the continuation of
   these responses ?
  
   [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
   
Please take me off this newbie list can't stand all this mail
  
  
 
 




Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-25 Thread Martin Cleaver

 Question:  Why is this forum not on a regular newsgroup.  After being on
 this email forum for 12 hours, I understand where Anthony is coming
 from...

Now that is a very good point! Why  on earth is such an active mailing list
not in the form of a mailing list??? Hopefully Google/Deja would then also
keep archives!!! It's too much for me, that's for sure.

Now there is a Mandrake newsgroup, but it ain't this active.

Rgds

M





Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-25 Thread Mark Weaver

I kinda like it this way to tell you the truth. I've got a ton of messages
archived and it makes it a lot easier to search through them when I need
to find information on something. Move /var from /dev/hda to /dev/hdc is a
prime example. Instead of a tiring and sometimes fruitless search through
page after page of the list archives online I was able to search my own
stash of messages and found a solution within a few minutes. Thanks to
something Civileme had posted to another user I was able to modify his
recomendation to suit my needs and now /var is living happily on another
physical drive and Linux sees and treats it as a normal part of the root
filesystem.

I love the awesome stuff you can do with Linux.

-- 
Mark

"If you don't share your concepts and ideals, they end up being worthless,"
"Sharing is what makes them powerful."


On Sun, 25 Feb 2001, Ricky Schultz wrote:

 Date: Sun, 25 Feb 2001 13:03:48 -0500
 From: Ricky Schultz [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is
 crazy.

 Question:  Why is this forum not on a regular newsgroup.  After being on
 this email forum for 12 hours, I understand where Anthony is coming
 from...
 bottom line: Lets get this thing on a "newsgroup"  promote the new
 newsgroup address and save the hassle.



 Mark Weaver wrote:
 
  prolly wasn't aware of the sheer volume of messages on a daiy basis.
 
  --
  Mark
 
  "If you don't share your concepts and ideals, they end up being worthless,"
  "Sharing is what makes them powerful."
 
  On Sun, 25 Feb 2001, Anthony Daniell wrote:
 
   Date: Sun, 25 Feb 2001 08:45:48 +1000
   From: Anthony Daniell [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   Subject: Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is
   crazy.
  
   why join a list if you can not handle the email
  
   Anthony Daniell
   - Original Message -
   From: "philomena" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   Sent: Sunday, February 25, 2001 5:45 AM
   Subject: Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.
  
  
this has got to be a joke, right ? just inciting the continuation of
these responses ?
   
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 Please take me off this newbie list can't stand all this mail
   
   
  
  






Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-25 Thread Mark Weaver

yeah, yeah...ok...I'll let this poor guy off the hook.

send a self addressed stamped envelope to each and every member on this
list. Inlcude inside that envelope a $10 bill and at the end of the month
we'll all get together and take a vote on whether or not to let you "off"
the list.

OR

you could send a message to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with
un-su-b-scri-be listname [EMAIL PROTECTED]  in the message body
without the (-) hyphens of course and you'll be removed from the list.

There...hows that? And by the way. I got those directions from the message
"I" was sent when "I" subscribed to the list.  :)

-- 
Mark

"If you don't share your concepts and ideals, they end up being worthless,"
"Sharing is what makes them powerful."


On Sun, 25 Feb 2001, Roger Sherman wrote:

 Date: Sun, 25 Feb 2001 10:46:42 -0500 (EST)
 From: Roger Sherman [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: adam [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Cc: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is
 crazy.

 Are you joking? For real, is this really that hard? Sheesh...


 peace,

 Rog
 Registered Linux user #19071

 On Thu, 22 Feb 2001, adam wrote:

  Please take me off I can't even check my email without having 200 a day from
  people who don't know how to pick up a book...please thank's.
  - Original Message -
  From: Dale Kosan [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Sent: Thursday, February 22, 2001 4:56 AM
  Subject: Re: [newbie] boot.ini
 
 
   Well, not as easy as one would think. I have NT and Linux at work on same
  the
   machine, along with 98 and 2000.Maybe someone else knows away.I could post
   the procedure givin to me if you like. The one thing is you should be
  running
   lilo.Let me know if you would like the info and I will post from work
  today...
  
  
 
 
 
 







Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-25 Thread adam

I tried that they can't find it (my email)Jack#$@#$!!!
- Original Message -
From: Paul Rodrguez [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Saturday, February 24, 2001 10:26 AM
Subject: RE: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.


 Thanks so much.  I laughed so %^%#$*^%$ hard!

 -Paul  R

 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
 Sent: Saturday, February 24, 2001 11:44 AM
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is
 crazy.



 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
  That's simply hillarious! Where do you find that kind of stuff?


 From another Email list I am on.  One of the list members posted it.  You
 might want to save an .html copy of it.  I don't know if M$ has been
hacked,
 or if it's for real.  G



 On Sun, 25 Feb 2001 00:13, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
  Maybe this link will help you to unsub:
 
  http://www.microsoft.com[EMAIL PROTECTED]/pub/mskb/Q209354.
 asp
 
  (You're Welcome.)
 
  ---
 
   On Thursday 22 February 2001 10:43 pm, you wrote:
   Please take me off I can't even check my email without having 200
   a day from people who don't know how to pick up a book...please
   thank's.

 How does that old saying go?  "Sorry about your luck."?  ;)

  --
 
  And oh yeah, speaking of people who can't read, books or otherwise.
  Unsub where you signed up to begin with. just like it reads on the
  web site.

 --
 Sridhar Dhanapalan.
 "There are two major products that come from Berkeley:
 LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence."
 -- Jeremy S. Anderson


 _
 Do You Yahoo!?
 Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com








Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-24 Thread Jay the Immortal

On Friday 23 February 2001 04:43, you wrote:
 Please take me off I can't even check my email without having 200 a
 day from people who don't know how to pick up a book...please
 thank's. - Original Message -
 From: Dale Kosan [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Thursday, February 22, 2001 4:56 AM
 Subject: Re: [newbie] boot.ini


That is incredibly ignorant.  Sometimes a book is more confusing than 
it is worth, remember we had this post a thousand times.  GO TO WHERE 
YOU SIGNED UP (ie www.linux-mandrake.com) AND FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS!!!
Talk about reading a book, you can't even follow the lists SIMPLE 
directions.
-- 
Jay
~May the enemies of Ireland never meet a friend~
http://www.mrsnooky.com






Re: Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-24 Thread dalet

Maybe this link will help you to unsub:
 
http://www.microsoft.com[EMAIL PROTECTED]/pub/mskb/Q209354.asp 

(You're Welcome.)

---

 On Thursday 22 February 2001 10:43 pm, you wrote:
 Please take me off I can't even check my email without having 200 a day
 from people who don't know how to pick up a book...please thank's.

snip

--

And oh yeah, speaking of people who can't read, books or otherwise. Unsub 
where you signed up to begin with. just like it reads on the web site.
-- 






Re: Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-24 Thread Salane King

That was funny Thanks



On Saturday 24 February 2001 08:13 am, you wrote:
 Maybe this link will help you to unsub:

 http://www.microsoft.com[EMAIL PROTECTED]/pub/mskb/Q209354.asp

 (You're Welcome.)

 ---

  On Thursday 22 February 2001 10:43 pm, you wrote:
  Please take me off I can't even check my email without having 200 a day
  from people who don't know how to pick up a book...please thank's.

 snip

 --

 And oh yeah, speaking of people who can't read, books or otherwise. Unsub
 where you signed up to begin with. just like it reads on the web site.

-- 
Message sent from Linux-Mandrake 8.0 (Cooker)
Salane 
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RE: Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-24 Thread Franki

That just made my night,, 

I love it... I will be reffering alot of my clients to that site...  :-)

Frank Hauptle
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-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Salane King
Sent: Saturday, 24 February 2001 9:27 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is
crazy.


That was funny Thanks



On Saturday 24 February 2001 08:13 am, you wrote:
 Maybe this link will help you to unsub:

 http://www.microsoft.com[EMAIL PROTECTED]/pub/mskb/Q209354.asp

 (You're Welcome.)

 ---

  On Thursday 22 February 2001 10:43 pm, you wrote:
  Please take me off I can't even check my email without having 200 a day
  from people who don't know how to pick up a book...please thank's.

 snip

 --

 And oh yeah, speaking of people who can't read, books or otherwise. Unsub
 where you signed up to begin with. just like it reads on the web site.

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Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-24 Thread philomena

It was there about 30 minutes ago but 404 now - hopefully someone did
save it as somewhere else - it was priceless !

[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 
 Guess I missed the boat, I just get error 404
 
 On Saturday 24 February 2001 13:13, you wrote:
  Maybe this link will help you to unsub:
 
  http://www.microsoft.com[EMAIL PROTECTED]/pub/mskb/Q209354.asp
 
  (You're Welcome.)
 
 




Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-24 Thread Dennis Myers

On Saturday 24 February 2001 11:53, you wrote:
 It was there about 30 minutes ago but 404 now - hopefully someone did
 save it as somewhere else - it was priceless !

 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
  Guess I missed the boat, I just get error 404
 
  On Saturday 24 February 2001 13:13, you wrote:
   Maybe this link will help you to unsub:
  
   http://www.microsoft.com[EMAIL PROTECTED]/pub/mskb/Q209354.asp
  
   (You're Welcome.)
I bookmarked it and just now went back to it and it came right up, looks like 
it is still there. Check the URL?
 http://www.microsoft.com[EMAIL PROTECTED]/pub/mskb/Q209354.asp

Dennis M. registered linux user # 180842




RE: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-24 Thread David Boles


On Sat, 24 Feb 2001 11:47:26 -0500, Jeff Norris said:

  -Original Message-
  From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Jay the Immortal
  Sent: Friday, February 23, 2001 11:23 PM
  To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Subject: Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is
  crazy.

These messages appear just about every weekend. As if  new user  installed
L-M this weekend, then did not check his/her email until Friday night and has
gotten buried. smile

Perhaps L-M should set the list so that RE subscribing monthly is required?
Then the "get me off's" would get off automatically.

Nah. Then  we would probably get messages like "How the heck to I stay ON this
list?"

BIGGER smile

-- 

David Boles
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
My GnuPG Key ID: 0FEF4C4F (2001-02-07)







Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-24 Thread Mark Hillary

 From another Email list I am on.  One of the list members posted 
it.  You might want to save an .html copy of it.  I don't know if M$ 
has been hacked, or if it's for real.  G



On Sun, 25 Feb 2001 00:13, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
  Maybe this link will help you to unsub:
 
  http://www.microsoft.com[EMAIL PROTECTED]/pub/mskb/Q209354.
 asp
 
  (You're Welcome.)

---
Microsof havn't been hacked becasue the url doesn't point towards them

Look at the syntax.

[EMAIL PROTECTED]/pub/mskb/q209354.asp

with the user benn called www.microsoft.com.item=q209354


Sorry to dissapoint. Test it for you self by going to



www.hwnd.net/pub/mskb/Q209354.asp

Mark Hillary





RE: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-24 Thread Jeremy Yeung

Try.

http://www.microsoft.com[EMAIL PROTECTED]/

Jeremy Yeung
Staff Engineer

AspenTech
process. to the power of e.

  10 Canal Park
  Cambridge, MA 02141
  617-949-1000 (Phone) 
  617-949-1030 (Fax)
  email:  mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Web:  http://www.aspentech.com



-Original Message-
From: philomena [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Saturday, February 24, 2001 12:54 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is
crazy.


It was there about 30 minutes ago but 404 now - hopefully someone did
save it as somewhere else - it was priceless !

[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 
 Guess I missed the boat, I just get error 404
 
 On Saturday 24 February 2001 13:13, you wrote:
  Maybe this link will help you to unsub:
 
  http://www.microsoft.com[EMAIL PROTECTED]/pub/mskb/Q209354.asp
 
  (You're Welcome.)
 
 




Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-24 Thread philomena

dunno whats happening then - IU use your link below and still get the
404

philomena

Dennis Myers wrote:
 
 On Saturday 24 February 2001 11:53, you wrote:
  It was there about 30 minutes ago but 404 now - hopefully someone did
  save it as somewhere else - it was priceless !
 
  [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
   Guess I missed the boat, I just get error 404
  
   On Saturday 24 February 2001 13:13, you wrote:
Maybe this link will help you to unsub:
   
http://www.microsoft.com[EMAIL PROTECTED]/pub/mskb/Q209354.asp
   
(You're Welcome.)
 I bookmarked it and just now went back to it and it came right up, looks like
 it is still there. Check the URL?
  http://www.microsoft.com[EMAIL PROTECTED]/pub/mskb/Q209354.asp
 
 Dennis M. registered linux user # 180842




Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-24 Thread Romanator

philomena wrote:
 
 It was there about 30 minutes ago but 404 now - hopefully someone did
 save it as somewhere else - it was priceless !
 
 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 
  Guess I missed the boat, I just get error 404
 
  On Saturday 24 February 2001 13:13, you wrote:
   Maybe this link will help you to unsub:
  
   http://www.microsoft.com[EMAIL PROTECTED]/pub/mskb/Q209354.asp
  
   (You're Welcome.)
  
  

Can you read this attachment?
-- 
Roman
Registered Linux User #179293
The Tux email thread creator
Title: Q209354 - HOWTO

 
   
   
 
   

  

  

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 HOWTO: Read the Fucking Manual
 
  
   The information in this article applies to: 
  
   
   
 General Lamers 
   Prerequisites: 
  
   
   
 The ability to Read 
Basic Brain Function 
   
  
  SUMMARY 
   This article demonstrates how to read the fucking manual, as popularised by the RTFM directive.
  
  SYMPTOMS 
  After asking a truly pathetic question, you are instructed to RTFM:-
   
 
  
  
  
 

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  CAUSE 
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  MORE INFORMATION 
  
   Step-by-Step Procedures 
  
   
   
 Locate a Manual, either in printed form or on your MSDN CD's, if you're a punk/bitch/h4x0r and don't have the MSDN collection on disk, view the online version at msdn.microsoft.com/library/ 
  
  
   
Using either the Index or Search feature, locate a keyword relating to you're question/problem 
  
  
   
If you're using a printed manual, flip to the page(s) as detailed in your search of the index, alternatively, if you're using the MSDN library, click the link(s) in the search results window. 
  
  
   
Read the information. If you have problems understanding the information, read it again. Repeat until enlightenment is achieved. 
  
   
   
  REFERENCES  
   For additional information, please see the following articles in the Microsoft Knowledge Base: 

  Q166392 HOWTO: Read  
  Q147875 HOWTO: Apply for employment with McDonalds  
  Q171146 HOWTO: Convert absolutely everything to XML   
  Q181290 HOWTO: Add a #, + or .Net to your old software to keep it cutting edge  
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Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-24 Thread WGreg11990

Please take me off this newbie list can't stand all this mail




Re: Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-24 Thread dalet


[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
  From another Email list I am on.  One of the list members posted 
it.  You might want to save an .html copy of it.  I don't know if M$ 
has been hacked, or if it's for real.  

snip
---
Microsof havn't been hacked becasue the url doesn't point towards them

Look at the syntax.

[EMAIL PROTECTED]/pub/mskb/q209354.asp

with the user benn called www.microsoft.com.item=q209354


Sorry to dissapoint. Test it for you self by going to



www.hwnd.net/pub/mskb/Q209354.asp

Mark Hillary

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Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-24 Thread philomena

this has got to be a joke, right ? just inciting the continuation of
these responses ?

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 Please take me off this newbie list can't stand all this mail




Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!! !

2001-02-24 Thread poogle

Got it from this one thanks - took a while to reply, I've been ROFL


On Saturday 24 February 2001 18:41, you wrote:
 Try.

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 -Original Message-
 From: philomena [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
 Sent: Saturday, February 24, 2001 12:54 PM
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is
 crazy.


 It was there about 30 minutes ago but 404 now - hopefully someone did
 save it as somewhere else - it was priceless !

 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
  Guess I missed the boat, I just get error 404
 
  On Saturday 24 February 2001 13:13, you wrote:
   Maybe this link will help you to unsub:
  
   http://www.microsoft.com[EMAIL PROTECTED]/pub/mskb/Q209354.asp
  
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RE: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-24 Thread Charles A Edwards





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 Sent: Saturday, February 24, 2001 2:24 PM
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 Subject: Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is
 crazy.


 Please take me off this newbie list can't stand all this mail


This one HAS got to be a joke! Right.

If not, then I would like to see a show of hands for all those in favor of
us each sending  to him at [EMAIL PROTECTED] the mickey page that Romanator
was so kind as to have saved and sent us.
In the event that there resides in his household someone capable of setting
up a mail filter
I futher suggest that we change the subject line randomly so as to make
filtering impossible.

   Charles  {}  :

Forever never goes beyond tomorrow.





Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-24 Thread philomena

Yes I can - thanx !

philomena

Romanator wrote:
 
 philomena wrote:
 
  It was there about 30 minutes ago but 404 now - hopefully someone did
  save it as somewhere else - it was priceless !
 
  [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
  
   Guess I missed the boat, I just get error 404
  
   On Saturday 24 February 2001 13:13, you wrote:
Maybe this link will help you to unsub:
   
http://www.microsoft.com[EMAIL PROTECTED]/pub/mskb/Q209354.asp
   
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Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-24 Thread Anthony Daniell

why join a list if you can not handle the email 

Anthony Daniell
- Original Message - 
From: "philomena" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Sunday, February 25, 2001 5:45 AM
Subject: Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.


 this has got to be a joke, right ? just inciting the continuation of
 these responses ?
 
 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
  
  Please take me off this newbie list can't stand all this mail
 
 





Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-24 Thread Sridhar Dhanapalan

On Sun, 25 Feb 2001 05:41, Mark Hillary wrote:
  From another Email list I am on.  One of the list members posted
 it.  You might want to save an .html copy of it.  I don't know if M$
 has been hacked, or if it's for real.  G

 On Sun, 25 Feb 2001 00:13, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
   Maybe this link will help you to unsub:
  
   http://www.microsoft.com[EMAIL PROTECTED]/pub/mskb/Q2093
  54. asp
  
   (You're Welcome.)

 
--- Microsof havn't been hacked becasue the url doesn't point towards
 them

 Look at the syntax.

 [EMAIL PROTECTED]/pub/mskb/q209354.asp

 with the user benn called www.microsoft.com.item=q209354


 Sorry to dissapoint. Test it for you self by going to



 www.hwnd.net/pub/mskb/Q209354.asp

 Mark Hillary

That's right. In fact, you can put almost whatever URL you want after 
the @ sign. For example:

http://www.microsoft.com[EMAIL PROTECTED]
http://www.microsoft.com[EMAIL PROTECTED]/links.htm
http://www.microsoft.com[EMAIL PROTECTED]/~evan/bgnw.html

-- 
Sridhar Dhanapalan.
"There are two major products that come from Berkeley:
LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence."
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[newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-23 Thread adam

Please take me off I can't even check my email without having 200 a day from
people who don't know how to pick up a book...please thank's.
- Original Message -
From: Dale Kosan [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, February 22, 2001 4:56 AM
Subject: Re: [newbie] boot.ini


 Well, not as easy as one would think. I have NT and Linux at work on same
the
 machine, along with 98 and 2000.Maybe someone else knows away.I could post
 the procedure givin to me if you like. The one thing is you should be
running
 lilo.Let me know if you would like the info and I will post from work
today...








Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-23 Thread stephen galowski

please use the unsubscrice command please

At 02:43 PM 23/02/2001 Friday, you wrote:

Please take me off I can't even check my email without having 200 a day from
people who don't know how to pick up a book...please thank's.
- Original Message -
From: Dale Kosan [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, February 22, 2001 4:56 AM
Subject: Re: [newbie] boot.ini


  Well, not as easy as one would think. I have NT and Linux at work on same
the
  machine, along with 98 and 2000.Maybe someone else knows away.I could post
  the procedure givin to me if you like. The one thing is you should be
running
  lilo.Let me know if you would like the info and I will post from work
today...
 
 






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Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-23 Thread Dennis Myers

On Friday 23 February 2001 10:15 pm, you wrote:
 please use the unsubscrice command please

 At 02:43 PM 23/02/2001 Friday, you wrote:
 Please take me off I can't even check my email without having 200 a day
  from people who don't know how to pick up a book...please thank's.
 - Original Message -

 From: Dale Kosan [EMAIL PROTECTED]

 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Thursday, February 22, 2001 4:56 AM
 Subject: Re: [newbie] boot.ini
 
   Well, not as easy as one would think. I have NT and Linux at work on
   same
 
 the
 
   machine, along with 98 and 2000.Maybe someone else knows away.I could
   post the procedure givin to me if you like. The one thing is you should
   be
 
 running
 
   lilo.Let me know if you would like the info and I will post from work
 
 today...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Re: [newbie] dear god!!! please take me off this is crazy.....!!!!

2001-02-23 Thread Dennis Myers

On Thursday 22 February 2001 10:43 pm, you wrote:
 Please take me off I can't even check my email without having 200 a day
 from people who don't know how to pick up a book...please thank's.
 - Original Message -
 From: Dale Kosan [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Thursday, February 22, 2001 4:56 AM
 Subject: Re: [newbie] boot.ini

  Well, not as easy as one would think. I have NT and Linux at work on same

 the

  machine, along with 98 and 2000.Maybe someone else knows away.I could
  post the procedure givin to me if you like. The one thing is you should
  be

 running

  lilo.Let me know if you would like the info and I will post from work

 today...
And oh yeah, speaking of people who can't read, books or otherwise. Unsub 
where you signed up to begin with. just like it reads on the web site.
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