Re: [newbie] E-mail sound.

2003-11-17 Thread Dick Gevers
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On Sun, 16 Nov 2003 19:15:42 +, candlish [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote
about Re: [newbie] E-mail sound.:

Abuse is always possible! Should this be the reason for a lack of
progress. Would you prefer to watch 'black  white' television, or limit
any other technical advance?

Sound is already here and slots on e-mail clients could be small to
accommodate slender sound files until technology move forward.

I believe I am going to the mailfilter-devel list to ask for a
soundfilter. Or should I go to the audio store?

;-)

BTW, please unset your `reply-to`. It upsets some people enormously.

Cheers,
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Re: [newbie] E-mail sound.

2003-11-16 Thread Eric Huff
 This singing spam thing has me intrigued though -- anyone know any
 words that rhyme with v***ra other than Niagara? He could be on to
 something here... And I'm getting tired of mashed potato
 sandwiches 3X a day.

The result of this message going to the list gave me a chuckle.  You
wouldn't believe the number of bounces this caused to go to the
list.  There are a lot of servers out there that bounce spam back. 
It does reinforce a little bit how silly it is to bounce this stuff:
most of the ones who get the response aren't really trying to spam
so much as talk about spam...


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Re: [newbie] E-mail sound.

2003-11-16 Thread candlish
Melissa,

Thank you for your comments.

Very sadly for Linux enthusiasts that we are, the dreaded MS does tend
to lead the way. It is possible to send e-cards to recipients, not
requiring them to search the web for their prized picture and sound. The
sound files can easily be found in 'openoffice' and these are around 35
k. This is indeed a small download which with a dial-up connection may
take 3 seconds!

Technology will and must move forward.

Best wishes,

Malcolm Candlish. 



On Sun, 2003-11-16 at 02:05, Melissa Reese wrote:
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 Hi Malcolm,
 
 I'm sorry I can't help you with your question, but I will offer a
 comment or two anyway...
 
 On Saturday, November 15, 2003, at 12:17:22 PM PST, you wrote:
 
  I would like to place a small sound file in an outgoing e-mail to
  activate on opening, as possible in 'Outlook Express'.
 
 Eek! I suppose you have your reasons for wanting such a thing, and
 perhaps all your intended recipients for such a message would be
 willing to accept the message(s) as you intend, but in general, this
 sort of thing is best left to web pages if anywhere, and can be rather
 annoying in email (just my general opinion).
 
 Many people, for all sorts of reasons, will *only* read email in plain
 text (or at least disable all but the most basic HTML elements), and
 therefore, unless they feel inclined to open up such an HTML message
 into their browser, will not even benefit from your efforts.
 
 - -- 
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Re: [newbie] E-mail sound.

2003-11-16 Thread candlish
Dear Carroll,

Thank you for your comments.

Please have no fear! The technology is already there and the potential
for development phenomenal. Anti-virus scanners should recognise wav,
ogg, or mp3 files.

It only requires placing in the background of the e-mail, hopefully
without the need for hmtl.

I think that you are going to be very pleased with this development in
spite of your current sentiments.

Best wishes,

Malcolm Candlish.

   


On Sun, 2003-11-16 at 02:41, Carroll Grigsby wrote:
 On Saturday 15 November 2003 03:17 pm, candlish wrote:
  Sir or Madam,
 
  I would like to place a small sound file in an outgoing e-mail to
  activate on opening, as possible in 'Outlook Express'. I tend to use
  Evolution and Mozilla in the main, but could use any e-mail client.
 
  What I wanted was for the sound to travel with the e-mail and to be
  activated on opening. This may be seen as a virus however?
 
  This surely be made possible!
 
  Thank you in anticipation.
 
  Malcolm Candlish.
 
 Malcolm:
 
 No, no, no! Sober up, man! Take a cold shower! Forget it!
 
 Feel better now? Good. Let's begin by remembering that the Number One 
 transport mechanism for Windows viruses and worms is Outlook/Outlook Express 
 because they are diabolically designed to execute attached files. What's the 
 very first thing that Windows users are told to do to tighten security? 
 That's right, change the default settings to defeat the automatic execution 
 feature. It's also why mail filter programs strip all such attachments from 
 incoming mail -- those things are potential bombs. Hell, most of us are 
 paranoid about just getting HTML; your musical alerts would really light the 
 place up.
 
 Possible under Linux? No. That's why you don't see postings here from folks 
 who just opened an e-mail, and now they find that they have become a major 
 distributor of spam and malware, their system is doing goofy things, and the 
 mouse pointer has developed a mind of its own. It isn't be accident, my 
 friend, it's by design. KMail (and others) can provide an audible notice that 
 email has arrived, but it is controlled by the receiver, not the sender.
 
 Let's think a little further. I, for one, do not wish to hear whatever hit of 
 the week accompanies your last missive, especially should you decide that the 
 complete Slim Whitman collection would be exactly what it takes to get me to 
 read your e-mail. Now, if I were still laboring away in a cubicle farm, and 
 was subjected to the musical announcement of the arrival of Malcolm's latest 
 e-mail from each of the surrounding cubes, be assured that I'd be at the 
 forefront of the mob coming after you. (First offense: tar, feathers and a 
 rail; subsequent offense: Nasty. Very nasty. Involves a rope and a tree. No 
 jury will convict us.)
 
 Add to the above the overhead of your demonic thought -- bigger files, longer 
 downloads, yada, yada... and you'll understand why the only acceptable medium 
 for e-mail -- particularly on mail lists -- is plain text. The frou-frou is 
 neither necessary nor acceptable.
 
 OTOH, you may have come up with a new concept here -- singing spam. Please do 
 not include my name on any patent application that you may file.
 
 -- cmg
 
 
 
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Re: [newbie] E-mail sound.

2003-11-16 Thread candlish
Dear Sir,

Thank you for your comments.

If the sound file were to be active as an exe file, on the opening it
should trigger action. It must be possible to do, although I do realise
could be anti-social if abused.

Perhaps the Mozilla or Evolution people may have ideas.

Best wishes,

Malcolm Candlish.

On Sat, 2003-11-15 at 21:52, et wrote:
 On Sunday 16 November 2003 02:41 am, Carroll Grigsby wrote:
  On Saturday 15 November 2003 03:17 pm, candlish wrote:
   Sir or Madam,
  
   I would like to place a small sound file in an outgoing e-mail to
   activate on opening, as possible in 'Outlook Express'. I tend to use
   Evolution and Mozilla in the main, but could use any e-mail client.
  
   What I wanted was for the sound to travel with the e-mail and to be
   activated on opening. This may be seen as a virus however?
  
   This surely be made possible!
  
   Thank you in anticipation.
  
   Malcolm Candlish.
 
  Malcolm:
 
  No, no, no! Sober up, man! Take a cold shower! Forget it!
 
  Feel better now? Good. Let's begin by remembering that the Number One
  transport mechanism for Windows viruses and worms is Outlook/Outlook
  Express because they are diabolically designed to execute attached files.
  What's the very first thing that Windows users are told to do to tighten
  security? That's right, change the default settings to defeat the automatic
  execution feature. It's also why mail filter programs strip all such
  attachments from incoming mail -- those things are potential bombs. Hell,
  most of us are paranoid about just getting HTML; your musical alerts would
  really light the place up.
 
  Possible under Linux? No. That's why you don't see postings here from folks
  who just opened an e-mail, and now they find that they have become a
  major distributor of spam and malware, their system is doing goofy things,
  and the mouse pointer has developed a mind of its own. It isn't be
  accident, my friend, it's by design. KMail (and others) can provide an
  audible notice that email has arrived, but it is controlled by the
  receiver, not the sender.
 
  Let's think a little further. I, for one, do not wish to hear whatever hit
  of the week accompanies your last missive, especially should you decide
  that the complete Slim Whitman collection would be exactly what it takes to
  get me to read your e-mail. Now, if I were still laboring away in a cubicle
  farm, and was subjected to the musical announcement of the arrival of
  Malcolm's latest e-mail from each of the surrounding cubes, be assured that
  I'd be at the forefront of the mob coming after you. (First offense: tar,
  feathers and a rail; subsequent offense: Nasty. Very nasty. Involves a rope
  and a tree. No jury will convict us.)
 
  Add to the above the overhead of your demonic thought -- bigger files,
  longer downloads, yada, yada... and you'll understand why the only
  acceptable medium for e-mail -- particularly on mail lists -- is plain
  text. The frou-frou is neither necessary nor acceptable.
 
  OTOH, you may have come up with a new concept here -- singing spam. Please
  do not include my name on any patent application that you may file.
 
  -- cmg
 OTH, you can attach a file of what ever you wish in linux, just like in 
 'lookout excuse', but the folks at the other end would have to use lookout to 
 have it open automagically
 
 
 
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Re: [newbie] E-mail sound.

2003-11-16 Thread candlish
Dear Sir,

Thank you for your comments.

Abuse is always possible! Should this be the reason for a lack of
progress. Would you prefer to watch 'black  white' television, or limit
any other technical advance?

Sound is already here and slots on e-mail clients could be small to
accommodate slender sound files until technology move forward.

Best wishes,

Malcolm Candlish.



On Sun, 2003-11-16 at 03:47, Carroll Grigsby wrote:
 On Saturday 15 November 2003 04:52 pm, et wrote:
  On Sunday 16 November 2003 02:41 am, Carroll Grigsby wrote:
 
  whack
 
   OTOH, you may have come up with a new concept here -- singing spam.
 
 
  OTH, you can attach a file of what ever you wish in linux, just like in
  'lookout excuse', but the folks at the other end would have to use lookout
  to have it open automagically
 
 et:
 Yes, but the OP's notion was that every recipient of one of his emails would 
 be treated to a rendition of Slim Whitman, Brahms, the Hoosier Hot Shots, 
 whatever -- when they opened a message. While it was not explicit that he 
 planned to inflict this pain on us Linuxers, my intent was to discourage any 
 further exploration of this topic on his part.
 
 This singing spam thing has me intrigued though -- anyone know any words that 
 rhyme with viagra other than Niagara? He could be on to something here... And 
 I'm getting tired of mashed potato sandwiches 3X a day.
 
 -- cmg
 
 
 
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Re: [newbie] E-mail sound.

2003-11-16 Thread candlish
Dear Charlie,

Thank you for your comments.

E-mail sound may not have a need for html and the requirement for hugh
downloads can be avoided. E-mail sounds tend to be around 35k or 3
seconds modem action.

Not very much fun sending a Christmas card to a recipient, who has to
look up a web page to find a manufactured e-mail to get a result.

Linux must be able to do this and better than MS.

Best wishes,

Malcolm Candlish. 



On Sun, 2003-11-16 at 10:17, Charlie M. wrote:
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 Saturday 15 November 2003 7:41 pm, Carroll Grigsby wrote:
  On Saturday 15 November 2003 03:17 pm, candlish wrote:
   Sir or Madam,
  
   I would like to place a small sound file in an outgoing e-mail to
   activate on opening, as possible in 'Outlook Express'. I tend to use
   Evolution and Mozilla in the main, but could use any e-mail client.
  
   What I wanted was for the sound to travel with the e-mail and to be
   activated on opening. This may be seen as a virus however?
  
   This surely be made possible!
  
   Thank you in anticipation.
  
   Malcolm Candlish.
 
  Malcolm:
 
  No, no, no! Sober up, man! Take a cold shower! Forget it!
 
  Feel better now? Good. Let's begin by remembering that the Number One
  transport mechanism for Windows viruses and worms is Outlook/Outlook
  Express because they are diabolically designed to execute attached files.
  What's the very first thing that Windows users are told to do to tighten
  security? That's right, change the default settings to defeat the automatic
  execution feature. It's also why mail filter programs strip all such
  attachments from incoming mail -- those things are potential bombs. Hell,
  most of us are paranoid about just getting HTML; your musical alerts would
  really light the place up.
 
  Possible under Linux? No. That's why you don't see postings here from folks
  who just opened an e-mail, and now they find that they have become a
  major distributor of spam and malware, their system is doing goofy things,
  and the mouse pointer has developed a mind of its own. It isn't be
  accident, my friend, it's by design. KMail (and others) can provide an
  audible notice that email has arrived, but it is controlled by the
  receiver, not the sender.
 
  Let's think a little further. I, for one, do not wish to hear whatever hit
  of the week accompanies your last missive, especially should you decide
  that the complete Slim Whitman collection would be exactly what it takes to
  get me to read your e-mail. Now, if I were still laboring away in a cubicle
  farm, and was subjected to the musical announcement of the arrival of
  Malcolm's latest e-mail from each of the surrounding cubes, be assured that
  I'd be at the forefront of the mob coming after you. (First offense: tar,
  feathers and a rail; subsequent offense: Nasty. Very nasty. Involves a rope
  and a tree. No jury will convict us.)
 
  Add to the above the overhead of your demonic thought -- bigger files,
  longer downloads, yada, yada... and you'll understand why the only
  acceptable medium for e-mail -- particularly on mail lists -- is plain
  text. The frou-frou is neither necessary nor acceptable.
 
  OTOH, you may have come up with a new concept here -- singing spam. Please
  do not include my name on any patent application that you may file.
 
  -- cmg
 
 I'll agree completely to the above comments. I've been known to design 
 digital birthday, anniversary, condolences cards for friends on occasion; 
 but I've only once succumbed to the temptation to send one through email. 
 That one called a musical accompaniment and fancy background, fonts, etc., 
 that I knew were already resident on her hard drive because I put them there 
 when I built the system. 
 
 Just an awful lot of html code in other words.
 
 Since that time I'll instead send an html link message, such as Happy 
 Birthday or whatever is appropriate, but stored temporarily on web space I 
 control. 
 
 Never any huge downloads without prior consent in other words.
 
 Charlie
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Re: [newbie] E-mail sound.

2003-11-16 Thread Charlie M.
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Sunday 16 November 2003 12:15 pm, candlish wrote:
 Dear Charlie,

 Thank you for your comments.

You may have missed my point (the one on my head (-;) though.

 E-mail sound may not have a need for html and the requirement for hugh
 downloads can be avoided. E-mail sounds tend to be around 35k or 3
 seconds modem action.

The only time I did anything resembling the proposal that started this 
diatribe was one birthday card that was e-mailed to the person in question 
the day I delivered and set up her system. I used files from her hard drive 
called by html because it was;

a.) a much lighter message in terms of size,
b.) I knew exactly what I could call for effect because I had placed the files 
on her system before I delivered it.

Less than 15 minutes later all scripting in e-mail was turned off and the 
Outlook Express quick launch icon actually called Opera Mail. Belt'n'braces 
as some would say.

The message was less than ten kilo bytes but the background, music and fonts 
were all displayed as intended. Size does matter, even though here in Canada 
there are few people that don't have access to broadband connections, it's 
not exactly effective to your intended purpose to have a person on dial up 
have a card that takes 2 to 10 minutes to load, now is it?

I think my method now is a more reasonable response. By that I mean a small 
animated Happy Birthday gif for example, or just a link to a page that 
expresses the appropriate sentiment, as an e-card that I've stored on my 
own web space gives the flexibility that I want without having to reverse the 
effect of my years of screaming at people to never allow remote images, 
applications, or scripts to run in e-mail clients. I choose not to have to 
fight that battle again.

Viruses, trojans, and worms, are an unfortunate reality; and having spent all 
of this time trying to convince people whose systems I'm responsible for not 
to open the door to malware, even by accident, means I'm damned if I'll 
condone anything more that what I've already stated. The way the last few 
worms have been written means that even my method is suspect, since they can 
be activated easily from a corrupted gif, jpeg, or a simple hyper link or 
through simple instant messenger connections. Or worse. None of the systems 
in question have anything like that level of vulnerability since I won't 
allow it, but who knows what the authors of malicious software are going to 
think up next. With Microsoft's unwitting(???) help of course.

If you think I feel that this is a war, and that e-mail is one of the primary 
battle fields;

DUH!

 Not very much fun sending a Christmas card to a recipient, who has to
 look up a web page to find a manufactured e-mail to get a result.

Look up what Malcolm? The links I've sent to people are direct to a web page 
designed to convey my greetings/message. The whole page, and no external 
links. One click on an e-mail link versus increased vulnerability. I know 
which I prefer since I have to clean any resultant nasties out if and 
when

 Linux must be able to do this and better than MS.

It does, by not allowing such ridiculous abuses by default.

 Best wishes,

 Malcolm Candlish.
chop

I wish you well with your idea, but I'd prefer to think safety before ear and 
eye candy. 

Just my humble opinion.

Regards;
Charlie
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Re: [newbie] E-mail sound.

2003-11-16 Thread Carroll Grigsby
On Sunday 16 November 2003 02:15 pm, candlish wrote:

 I think that you are going to be very pleased with this development in
 spite of your current sentiments.

Malcolm:
If you really want me to enjoy some music with my e-mail, send me a harmonica 
and I'll take it from there.
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Re: [newbie] E-mail sound.

2003-11-16 Thread Bryan Phinney
On Sunday 16 November 2003 02:15 pm, candlish wrote:

 Linux must be able to do this and better than MS.

The fact that it doesn't do this is one of the things that makes Linux better 
than MS.

-- 
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Re: [newbie] E-mail sound.

2003-11-15 Thread Melissa Reese
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Hi Malcolm,

I'm sorry I can't help you with your question, but I will offer a
comment or two anyway...

On Saturday, November 15, 2003, at 12:17:22 PM PST, you wrote:

 I would like to place a small sound file in an outgoing e-mail to
 activate on opening, as possible in 'Outlook Express'.

Eek! I suppose you have your reasons for wanting such a thing, and
perhaps all your intended recipients for such a message would be
willing to accept the message(s) as you intend, but in general, this
sort of thing is best left to web pages if anywhere, and can be rather
annoying in email (just my general opinion).

Many people, for all sorts of reasons, will *only* read email in plain
text (or at least disable all but the most basic HTML elements), and
therefore, unless they feel inclined to open up such an HTML message
into their browser, will not even benefit from your efforts.

- -- 
Melissa

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Re: [newbie] E-mail sound.

2003-11-15 Thread Carroll Grigsby
On Saturday 15 November 2003 03:17 pm, candlish wrote:
 Sir or Madam,

 I would like to place a small sound file in an outgoing e-mail to
 activate on opening, as possible in 'Outlook Express'. I tend to use
 Evolution and Mozilla in the main, but could use any e-mail client.

 What I wanted was for the sound to travel with the e-mail and to be
 activated on opening. This may be seen as a virus however?

 This surely be made possible!

 Thank you in anticipation.

 Malcolm Candlish.

Malcolm:

No, no, no! Sober up, man! Take a cold shower! Forget it!

Feel better now? Good. Let's begin by remembering that the Number One 
transport mechanism for Windows viruses and worms is Outlook/Outlook Express 
because they are diabolically designed to execute attached files. What's the 
very first thing that Windows users are told to do to tighten security? 
That's right, change the default settings to defeat the automatic execution 
feature. It's also why mail filter programs strip all such attachments from 
incoming mail -- those things are potential bombs. Hell, most of us are 
paranoid about just getting HTML; your musical alerts would really light the 
place up.

Possible under Linux? No. That's why you don't see postings here from folks 
who just opened an e-mail, and now they find that they have become a major 
distributor of spam and malware, their system is doing goofy things, and the 
mouse pointer has developed a mind of its own. It isn't be accident, my 
friend, it's by design. KMail (and others) can provide an audible notice that 
email has arrived, but it is controlled by the receiver, not the sender.

Let's think a little further. I, for one, do not wish to hear whatever hit of 
the week accompanies your last missive, especially should you decide that the 
complete Slim Whitman collection would be exactly what it takes to get me to 
read your e-mail. Now, if I were still laboring away in a cubicle farm, and 
was subjected to the musical announcement of the arrival of Malcolm's latest 
e-mail from each of the surrounding cubes, be assured that I'd be at the 
forefront of the mob coming after you. (First offense: tar, feathers and a 
rail; subsequent offense: Nasty. Very nasty. Involves a rope and a tree. No 
jury will convict us.)

Add to the above the overhead of your demonic thought -- bigger files, longer 
downloads, yada, yada... and you'll understand why the only acceptable medium 
for e-mail -- particularly on mail lists -- is plain text. The frou-frou is 
neither necessary nor acceptable.

OTOH, you may have come up with a new concept here -- singing spam. Please do 
not include my name on any patent application that you may file.

-- cmg


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Re: [newbie] E-mail sound.

2003-11-15 Thread et
On Sunday 16 November 2003 02:41 am, Carroll Grigsby wrote:
 On Saturday 15 November 2003 03:17 pm, candlish wrote:
  Sir or Madam,
 
  I would like to place a small sound file in an outgoing e-mail to
  activate on opening, as possible in 'Outlook Express'. I tend to use
  Evolution and Mozilla in the main, but could use any e-mail client.
 
  What I wanted was for the sound to travel with the e-mail and to be
  activated on opening. This may be seen as a virus however?
 
  This surely be made possible!
 
  Thank you in anticipation.
 
  Malcolm Candlish.

 Malcolm:

 No, no, no! Sober up, man! Take a cold shower! Forget it!

 Feel better now? Good. Let's begin by remembering that the Number One
 transport mechanism for Windows viruses and worms is Outlook/Outlook
 Express because they are diabolically designed to execute attached files.
 What's the very first thing that Windows users are told to do to tighten
 security? That's right, change the default settings to defeat the automatic
 execution feature. It's also why mail filter programs strip all such
 attachments from incoming mail -- those things are potential bombs. Hell,
 most of us are paranoid about just getting HTML; your musical alerts would
 really light the place up.

 Possible under Linux? No. That's why you don't see postings here from folks
 who just opened an e-mail, and now they find that they have become a
 major distributor of spam and malware, their system is doing goofy things,
 and the mouse pointer has developed a mind of its own. It isn't be
 accident, my friend, it's by design. KMail (and others) can provide an
 audible notice that email has arrived, but it is controlled by the
 receiver, not the sender.

 Let's think a little further. I, for one, do not wish to hear whatever hit
 of the week accompanies your last missive, especially should you decide
 that the complete Slim Whitman collection would be exactly what it takes to
 get me to read your e-mail. Now, if I were still laboring away in a cubicle
 farm, and was subjected to the musical announcement of the arrival of
 Malcolm's latest e-mail from each of the surrounding cubes, be assured that
 I'd be at the forefront of the mob coming after you. (First offense: tar,
 feathers and a rail; subsequent offense: Nasty. Very nasty. Involves a rope
 and a tree. No jury will convict us.)

 Add to the above the overhead of your demonic thought -- bigger files,
 longer downloads, yada, yada... and you'll understand why the only
 acceptable medium for e-mail -- particularly on mail lists -- is plain
 text. The frou-frou is neither necessary nor acceptable.

 OTOH, you may have come up with a new concept here -- singing spam. Please
 do not include my name on any patent application that you may file.

 -- cmg
OTH, you can attach a file of what ever you wish in linux, just like in 
'lookout excuse', but the folks at the other end would have to use lookout to 
have it open automagically


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Re: [newbie] E-mail sound.

2003-11-15 Thread Carroll Grigsby
On Saturday 15 November 2003 04:52 pm, et wrote:
 On Sunday 16 November 2003 02:41 am, Carroll Grigsby wrote:

 whack

  OTOH, you may have come up with a new concept here -- singing spam.


 OTH, you can attach a file of what ever you wish in linux, just like in
 'lookout excuse', but the folks at the other end would have to use lookout
 to have it open automagically

et:
Yes, but the OP's notion was that every recipient of one of his emails would 
be treated to a rendition of Slim Whitman, Brahms, the Hoosier Hot Shots, 
whatever -- when they opened a message. While it was not explicit that he 
planned to inflict this pain on us Linuxers, my intent was to discourage any 
further exploration of this topic on his part.

This singing spam thing has me intrigued though -- anyone know any words that 
rhyme with viagra other than Niagara? He could be on to something here... And 
I'm getting tired of mashed potato sandwiches 3X a day.

-- cmg


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