Re: [scifinoir2] Star Trek Inspirational Posters

2006-08-09 Thread Astromancer
Funny Stuff!

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Re: [scifinoir2] [Fwd: Janet Jackson Poses Topless for Vibe]

2006-08-09 Thread Astromancer
I know that quite a few of our women ignore the media when it comes to what 
looks good...possibly the only thing that IS ingnored largely by our community 
with the possibly exception of how the world percieves beauty...

[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:  I remember back in the days of the Rhythmn Nation 
album Just before then Jackson was really big for a while, then had lost a lot 
of weight. Remember she did one video all in black and white, wearing jeans and 
a black tee shirt, and she danced on chairs and stuff? The Sister was looking 
good! She had the legs and hips lots of Brothers like. Right after that I read 
an interview with her where she said she was embarrassed by her big butt and 
big legs. She went on to say that she tried to hide her legs especially. I was 
sad to read that, because she wasn't fat, was obviously in great shape as 
evidenced by her dance moves. But there she was, the epitome of African beauty, 
ashamed of her legs and butt. Later on she emerged with the first of the 
ultra-cut bodies that she'd have over the years. Again, I ain't hatin' on women 
who want to be fit, but it saddens me when so many women try to get rid of 
their God-given blessings because society's tastes
 have changed so drastically. And the
n what happens when Sisters try to hide their assets? Someone like Jennifer 
Lopez gets credited for making full bottoms something to be celebrated and 
accepted.

-- Original message -- 
From: Martin Pratt 
We're not stoppin' ya from speaking truth to power, either.

[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: My feeling--and jes' one Black man's opinion--she 
looked better back in her Fame days. By no means am I against fit women, but 
the Sister looks better when she lets that naturally curvacious body do its 
thang. The abs are tight, but cross too far into Fitness Magazine for my 
tastes. But that's okay. My real problem is Jackson having mutilated her nose 
years ago as part of that Jackson frenzy to remake theirselves. Her natural 
God-given nose fit her face better. The thin thing she has now just doesn't do 
it for me. To me she's gone from beautiful to just very pretty. But then, ain't 
no one asking me my opinion! :)

-- Original message -- 
From: Tracey de Morsella (formerly Tracey L. Minor) 
 Original Message 
Subject: Janet Jackson Poses Topless for Vibe
Date: Mon, 7 Aug 2006 17:15:12 -0400
From: C V 
Reply-To: GIRLFRIEND 
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

all i can say is for a person who just lost 60 lbs this year, she certainly
is flat.but what do i know? LOL

Camille [ain't mad at her either!]
=
Janet Jackson Poses Topless for Vibe
http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20060807/D8JBPUN01.html?PG=homeSEC=news

Aug 7, 4:15 PM (ET)

NEW YORK (AP) - Janet Jackson has never been afraid to expose some skin. The
40-year-old singer, newly svelte after losing some 60 pounds, appears on the
cover of Vibe magazine wearing a skimpy bikini bottom and a necklace made of
large shells. Her right arm covers her breasts.

Will she ever stop posing for sexy photos? Of course. When I'm 80, she
tells Vibe. That's when I'll call it quits.

Two years ago, Justin Timberlake pulled off a part of Jackson's bustier,
briefly exposing one of her breasts, during the Super Bowl halftime show.

In an interview in the magazine's September issue, on newsstands Aug. 15,
Jackson says the incident - variously referred to as Nipplegate and the
bra-ha-ha - is history.

It's just over and done with. It's old. It's the past. It's history. I'm
onto something new. Everybody got their licks in - those who wanted to - and
it's done, she says.

Jackson credits her boyfriend, 33-year-old music producer Jermaine Dupri,
for giving her self-esteem a little boost.

I came to realize that younger men had less of a problem with who I am than
older men, she says. With the younger guys, there was less ego. Things
were less competitive. They weren't threatened by who made more and who made
less.

She says that with Dupri, she feels as if she's met her match.

When I look at Jermaine, I see myself, Jackson says. I feel as if I'm
looking in the mirror. The connection I feel with him I have never felt with
anybody else.

Her new album, 20 Y.O., is slated for release Sept. 26. Dupri produced a
few tracks, and longtime collaborators Jimmy Jam Harris and Terry Lewis
pitched in on the disc as well.

The pop star recently said she had packed on extra weight for a role in the
upcoming movie Tennessee, which she ultimately had to pass on because of
her new record.

When asked if she'd rather have a hit album or win an Oscar, she says: Win
an Oscar. It's just a passion. But can't I have both? Everybody in my family
says I'm spoiled anyway. I want both...

---

On the Net:

http://www.janet-jackson.com/

http://www.vibe.com

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Re: [scifinoir2] Re: Who Wants to be a Superhero? Who Cares?!

2006-08-09 Thread Astromancer
Very much so!

Martin Pratt [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:  Isabella Rossellini, daughter 
of Ingrid Bergman. Hot!!

[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Who's Isabella?

-- Original message -- 
From: Astromancer 
Yeah, that's about it...Not even a sexy shot of Isabella...

Martin Pratt wrote: One of the two decent points of the entire production.

Astromancer wrote: Oh come on! I loved the lispy dragon...

Martin Pratt wrote: You forgot to add in SciFi's Earthsea. 

drcsaid wrote: I'd rather watch Spike TV's Blade and Teresa Graves Vampira 
back 
to back

--- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, Martin Pratt 
wrote:

 When I forced myself to watch that, I felt absolutely nothing. Now 
I know where all of my anger went. The sole reason i can fathom for 
the world being subjected to this is the massive contract that Stan 
the Man almost certainly had SciFi sign for this. I anticipate more 
crap on the horizon. 
 
 Keith Johnson wrote: Okay, I thought 
it couldn't get any worse. I didn't think any reality show
 could be dumber than the is he gay dating show, the midget dating 
show,
 the are you my daddy? show. Wife Swap. How wrong I was! While 
trying
 take care of some financial business, I turned on the TV for 
background
 noise. (That'll teach me to use the boob tube instead of listening 
to a
 music CD!) Waiting for Tavis Smiley, I idly surfed by Sci Fi 
Channel, and
 watched a few minutes of Stan Lee's Who Wants to Be a Superhero. 
 
 Man what junk! I can't tell if the participants are really somewhat
 delusional geeks who take this crap seriously, wannabe actors and 
stunt
 people looking for an in into Hollywood, or people who really want 
to get
 into the comics industry. It's so dumb: Monkey Woman? Feedback? 
Nitro G?!
 Fat Mama??? (And ain't it just perfect that the lone Black person 
selected
 is a heavyset Black woman who sings Fat mama?! Well, I guess it's 
better
 than if she had on a head rag and started singing Black Mammy or
 something!) I couldn't decide whether to laugh or gag as a curiously
 subdued and ham-handed Stan Lee appeared on a TV screen handing out
 assignments to his would-be heroes, admonishing them about the 
seriousness
 of what they're doing. Hell, if Lee hadn't cried Excelsior! at 
the end of
 his session, I' barely know it was him! After that it was all 
downhill, as
 the contestants had to change from their secret identities into 
their
 uniforms, on the street, but out of sight of passersby. Then they 
ran some
 stupid-a course while some dopey kid pretended to be lost, 
screaming help
 me! all the while. The dweebs who ignored the girl--choosing their
 assignment over saving a civilian--were the ones chosen to possibly 
be
 kicked off. Poor Nitro G! He looked so sad when Lee told him he had 
to go
 home! Sniff!
 
 Somebody please tell me I missed it, that this is a cleverly
 self-deprecating piece of pop cultural deconstruction, and that it's
 actually funny and witty. Tell me I didn't waste twenty minutes of 
my life
 on this junk! And tell me one of you will watch it and give us 
regular
 updates so I don't have to waste anymore brain cells.
 
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Re: [scifinoir2] [Fwd: Janet Jackson Poses Topless for Vibe]

2006-08-09 Thread KeithBJohnson
That's true in the main--thank goodness!

-- Original message -- 
From: Astromancer [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
I know that quite a few of our women ignore the media when it comes to what 
looks good...possibly the only thing that IS ingnored largely by our community 
with the possibly exception of how the world percieves beauty...

[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I remember back in the days of the Rhythmn Nation 
album Just before then Jackson was really big for a while, then had lost a lot 
of weight. Remember she did one video all in black and white, wearing jeans and 
a black tee shirt, and she danced on chairs and stuff? The Sister was looking 
good! She had the legs and hips lots of Brothers like. Right after that I read 
an interview with her where she said she was embarrassed by her big butt and 
big legs. She went on to say that she tried to hide her legs especially. I was 
sad to read that, because she wasn't fat, was obviously in great shape as 
evidenced by her dance moves. But there she was, the epitome of African beauty, 
ashamed of her legs and butt. Later on she emerged with the first of the 
ultra-cut bodies that she'd have over the years. Again, I ain't hatin' on women 
who want to be fit, but it saddens me when so many women try to get rid of 
their God-given blessings because society's tastes
have changed so drastically. And the
n what happens when Sisters try to hide their assets? Someone like Jennifer 
Lopez gets credited for making full bottoms something to be celebrated and 
accepted.

-- Original message -- 
From: Martin Pratt 
We're not stoppin' ya from speaking truth to power, either.

[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: My feeling--and jes' one Black man's opinion--she 
looked better back in her Fame days. By no means am I against fit women, but 
the Sister looks better when she lets that naturally curvacious body do its 
thang. The abs are tight, but cross too far into Fitness Magazine for my 
tastes. But that's okay. My real problem is Jackson having mutilated her nose 
years ago as part of that Jackson frenzy to remake theirselves. Her natural 
God-given nose fit her face better. The thin thing she has now just doesn't do 
it for me. To me she's gone from beautiful to just very pretty. But then, ain't 
no one asking me my opinion! :)

-- Original message -- 
From: Tracey de Morsella (formerly Tracey L. Minor) 
 Original Message 
Subject: Janet Jackson Poses Topless for Vibe
Date: Mon, 7 Aug 2006 17:15:12 -0400
From: C V 
Reply-To: GIRLFRIEND 
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

all i can say is for a person who just lost 60 lbs this year, she certainly
is flat.but what do i know? LOL

Camille [ain't mad at her either!]
=
Janet Jackson Poses Topless for Vibe
http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20060807/D8JBPUN01.html?PG=homeSEC=news

Aug 7, 4:15 PM (ET)

NEW YORK (AP) - Janet Jackson has never been afraid to expose some skin. The
40-year-old singer, newly svelte after losing some 60 pounds, appears on the
cover of Vibe magazine wearing a skimpy bikini bottom and a necklace made of
large shells. Her right arm covers her breasts.

Will she ever stop posing for sexy photos? Of course. When I'm 80, she
tells Vibe. That's when I'll call it quits.

Two years ago, Justin Timberlake pulled off a part of Jackson's bustier,
briefly exposing one of her breasts, during the Super Bowl halftime show.

In an interview in the magazine's September issue, on newsstands Aug. 15,
Jackson says the incident - variously referred to as Nipplegate and the
bra-ha-ha - is history.

It's just over and done with. It's old. It's the past. It's history. I'm
onto something new. Everybody got their licks in - those who wanted to - and
it's done, she says.

Jackson credits her boyfriend, 33-year-old music producer Jermaine Dupri,
for giving her self-esteem a little boost.

I came to realize that younger men had less of a problem with who I am than
older men, she says. With the younger guys, there was less ego. Things
were less competitive. They weren't threatened by who made more and who made
less.

She says that with Dupri, she feels as if she's met her match.

When I look at Jermaine, I see myself, Jackson says. I feel as if I'm
looking in the mirror. The connection I feel with him I have never felt with
anybody else.

Her new album, 20 Y.O., is slated for release Sept. 26. Dupri produced a
few tracks, and longtime collaborators Jimmy Jam Harris and Terry Lewis
pitched in on the disc as well.

The pop star recently said she had packed on extra weight for a role in the
upcoming movie Tennessee, which she ultimately had to pass on because of
her new record.

When asked if she'd rather have a hit album or win an Oscar, she says: Win
an Oscar. It's just a passion. But can't I have both? Everybody in my family
says I'm spoiled anyway. I want both...

---

On the Net:

http://www.janet-jackson.com/

http://www.vibe.com

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[scifinoir2] Hacking A Diebold Voting Machine(OT)

2006-08-09 Thread Bosco Bosco
Got this from a friend and had to share. I don't claim that it's
accurate or authentic but I do find the idea both frightening and
hilarious.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/marty-kaplan/how-to-hack-a-diebold-vot_b_26301.html

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Re: [scifinoir2] Re: say good bye to the thongs?

2006-08-09 Thread Tracey de Morsella (formerly Tracey L. Minor)
I, for one will be glad when the low rider jean fad is over.  Don't get 
me wrong, it is a good look, but only on a small minority of the 
population.  That style with its accompanying thong can take a good 
looking, relatively in shape woman and make her look like a cow.  
Meanwhile, she prancing around like she looks good.  I've had to avert 
my eye on numerous occasions to hide my amusement and sometimes discuss. 

George, don't you work on a government office?

Tracey

g123curious wrote:
 This product wouldn't be necessary if women who shouldn't wear low-
 rider jeans didn't wear them. (smile) I see waay too many thong 
 straps while at work. It's hard to take a person seriously when 
 their thong strap and tatoos are hanging out there for the world to 
 see.

 George
 Captain
 USS McNair

 --- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, Tracey de Morsella (formerly 
 Tracey L. Minor) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
   
 OK guys, i swear this is scifi.  i'm sorry, I had to send it.  
 
 Buttless 
   
 underwear!?!?!

 C V wrote:
 
 Did you all know there was such a thing as 'backless underwear'? 
   
 I
   
 swear...I'm getting old and have seen it all.
 AND they're having a sale now!   where the heck have i been?

 http://www.backlesslingerie.com/?cid=1134sid=4029pid=0mid=494

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Re: [scifinoir2] Star Trek Inspirational Posters

2006-08-09 Thread Daryle Lockhart
technofear is now a framed fixture on my  office wall. Thank you.

On Aug 9, 2006, at 8:47 AM, Astromancer wrote:

Funny Stuff!

Martin Pratt [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ZAP! Love that Mudd  
poster!

brent wodehouse [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:http:// 
echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/star_trek_insp.html

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Re: [scifinoir2] Re: say good bye to the thongs?

2006-08-09 Thread Martin Pratt
You'd think that such attire would be frowned upon in the workplace, especially 
in the era of sexual harassment.

g123curious [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:  This product wouldn't be 
necessary if women who shouldn't wear low-
rider jeans didn't wear them. (smile) I see waay too many thong 
straps while at work. It's hard to take a person seriously when 
their thong strap and tatoos are hanging out there for the world to 
see.

George
Captain
USS McNair

--- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, Tracey de Morsella (formerly 
Tracey L. Minor) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 OK guys, i swear this is scifi. i'm sorry, I had to send it. 
Buttless 
 underwear!?!?!
 
 C V wrote:
  Did you all know there was such a thing as 'backless underwear'? 
I
  swear...I'm getting old and have seen it all.
  AND they're having a sale now! where the heck have i been?
 
  http://www.backlesslingerie.com/?cid=1134sid=4029pid=0mid=494
 
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Re: [scifinoir2] Re: say good bye to the thongs?

2006-08-09 Thread Martin Pratt
Personally, as a hetero male, I can't even look at a woman wearing the things. 
Turns my stomach. But I've always been a strong believer that a woman should 
sell the product rather than the container.

Tracey de Morsella (formerly Tracey L. Minor) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:  
I, for one will be glad when the low rider jean fad is over. Don't get 
me wrong, it is a good look, but only on a small minority of the 
population. That style with its accompanying thong can take a good 
looking, relatively in shape woman and make her look like a cow. 
Meanwhile, she prancing around like she looks good. I've had to avert 
my eye on numerous occasions to hide my amusement and sometimes discuss. 

George, don't you work on a government office?

Tracey

g123curious wrote:
 This product wouldn't be necessary if women who shouldn't wear low-
 rider jeans didn't wear them. (smile) I see waay too many thong 
 straps while at work. It's hard to take a person seriously when 
 their thong strap and tatoos are hanging out there for the world to 
 see.

 George
 Captain
 USS McNair

 --- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, Tracey de Morsella (formerly 
 Tracey L. Minor) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 
 OK guys, i swear this is scifi. i'm sorry, I had to send it. 
 
 Buttless 
 
 underwear!?!?!

 C V wrote:
 
 Did you all know there was such a thing as 'backless underwear'? 
 
 I
 
 swear...I'm getting old and have seen it all.
 AND they're having a sale now! where the heck have i been?

 http://www.backlesslingerie.com/?cid=1134sid=4029pid=0mid=494

 Camille [perhaps its 1/2 off??] LOL


 







 
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Re: [scifinoir2] Re: Who Wants to be a Superhero? Who Cares?!

2006-08-09 Thread Martin Pratt
Here's a pic I puulled of her. Not her best!

Astromancer [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:   Very much so!

Martin Pratt [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Isabella Rossellini, daughter of Ingrid 
Bergman. Hot!!

[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Who's Isabella?

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From: Astromancer 
Yeah, that's about it...Not even a sexy shot of Isabella...

Martin Pratt wrote: One of the two decent points of the entire production.

Astromancer wrote: Oh come on! I loved the lispy dragon...

Martin Pratt wrote: You forgot to add in SciFi's Earthsea. 

drcsaid wrote: I'd rather watch Spike TV's Blade and Teresa Graves Vampira 
back 
to back

--- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, Martin Pratt 
wrote:

 When I forced myself to watch that, I felt absolutely nothing. Now 
I know where all of my anger went. The sole reason i can fathom for 
the world being subjected to this is the massive contract that Stan 
the Man almost certainly had SciFi sign for this. I anticipate more 
crap on the horizon. 
 
 Keith Johnson wrote: Okay, I thought 
it couldn't get any worse. I didn't think any reality show
 could be dumber than the is he gay dating show, the midget dating 
show,
 the are you my daddy? show. Wife Swap. How wrong I was! While 
trying
 take care of some financial business, I turned on the TV for 
background
 noise. (That'll teach me to use the boob tube instead of listening 
to a
 music CD!) Waiting for Tavis Smiley, I idly surfed by Sci Fi 
Channel, and
 watched a few minutes of Stan Lee's Who Wants to Be a Superhero. 
 
 Man what junk! I can't tell if the participants are really somewhat
 delusional geeks who take this crap seriously, wannabe actors and 
stunt
 people looking for an in into Hollywood, or people who really want 
to get
 into the comics industry. It's so dumb: Monkey Woman? Feedback? 
Nitro G?!
 Fat Mama??? (And ain't it just perfect that the lone Black person 
selected
 is a heavyset Black woman who sings Fat mama?! Well, I guess it's 
better
 than if she had on a head rag and started singing Black Mammy or
 something!) I couldn't decide whether to laugh or gag as a curiously
 subdued and ham-handed Stan Lee appeared on a TV screen handing out
 assignments to his would-be heroes, admonishing them about the 
seriousness
 of what they're doing. Hell, if Lee hadn't cried Excelsior! at 
the end of
 his session, I' barely know it was him! After that it was all 
downhill, as
 the contestants had to change from their secret identities into 
their
 uniforms, on the street, but out of sight of passersby. Then they 
ran some
 stupid-a course while some dopey kid pretended to be lost, 
screaming help
 me! all the while. The dweebs who ignored the girl--choosing their
 assignment over saving a civilian--were the ones chosen to possibly 
be
 kicked off. Poor Nitro G! He looked so sad when Lee told him he had 
to go
 home! Sniff!
 
 Somebody please tell me I missed it, that this is a cleverly
 self-deprecating piece of pop cultural deconstruction, and that it's
 actually funny and witty. Tell me I didn't waste twenty minutes of 
my life
 on this junk! And tell me one of you will watch it and give us 
regular
 updates so I don't have to waste anymore brain cells.
 
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RE: [scifinoir2] [Fwd: Janet Jackson Poses Topless for Vibe]

2006-08-09 Thread Martin Pratt
Keith, in a nutshell, why Ms Crawford opened her mouth about J-Lo- when's the 
last time anyone said anything about Cindy Crawford in the media? Can you even 
provide proof that she's actually alive? J-Lo is everywhere, and that bugs Ms 
Crawford's tiny supermodel ego.

Keith Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:  Crawford made a negative 
comment about Lopez' butt? Really? What did she
say? And why in the world would any people blessed with the attributes of
African heritage let a white, skinny world dictate to them what's
beautiful?! 

-Original Message-
From: scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On
Behalf Of Tracey de Morsella (formerly Tracey L. Minor)
Sent: Tuesday, 08 August, 2006 16:09
To: scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com
Subject: Re: [scifinoir2] [Fwd: Janet Jackson Poses Topless for Vibe]

I loved the video with Antonio sabato jr and dimson (The Black guy from
Tombraider II and that Keannu Reeves Demon flick) I used to watch to grit on
them, but seeing her looking so good and glowing, I went out and brought
some weights. She was hot. Reading the text below saddens me. God the
Jacksons have some horrible self esteem. I might add I thought she was
adorable when she was big.

buy the way, shortly after Cindy Crawford made a really nasty comment about
Jennifer Lopez's butt in the George Clooney film out of sight, I read she
had Liposuction

Tracey

Martin Pratt wrote:
 Preachify, brother!

 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I remember back in the days of the 
 Rhythmn Nation album Just before then Jackson was really big for a 
 while, then had lost a lot of weight. Remember she did one video all in
black and white, wearing jeans and a black tee shirt, and she danced on
chairs and stuff? The Sister was looking good! She had the legs and hips
lots of Brothers like. Right after that I read an interview with her where
she said she was embarrassed by her big butt and big legs. She went on to
say that she tried to hide her legs especially. I was sad to read that,
because she wasn't fat, was obviously in great shape as evidenced by her
dance moves. But there she was, the epitome of African beauty, ashamed of
her legs and butt. Later on she emerged with the first of the ultra-cut
bodies that she'd have over the years. Again, I ain't hatin' on women who
want to be fit, but it saddens me when so many women try to get rid of their
God-given blessings because society's tastes have changed so drastically.
And the n what happens when Sisters try to hide their assets? Someone like
Jennifer Lopez gets credited for making full bottoms something to be
celebrated and accepted.

 -- Original message --
 From: Martin Pratt
 We're not stoppin' ya from speaking truth to power, either.

 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: My feeling--and jes' one Black man's 
 opinion--she looked better back in her Fame days. By no means am I 
 against fit women, but the Sister looks better when she lets that 
 naturally curvacious body do its thang. The abs are tight, but cross 
 too far into Fitness Magazine for my tastes. But that's okay. My 
 real problem is Jackson having mutilated her nose years ago as part of 
 that Jackson frenzy to remake theirselves. Her natural God-given nose 
 fit her face better. The thin thing she has now just doesn't do it for 
 me. To me she's gone from beautiful to just very pretty. But then, 
 ain't no one asking me my opinion! :)

 -- Original message --
 From: Tracey de Morsella (formerly Tracey L. Minor) 
  Original Message 
 Subject: Janet Jackson Poses Topless for Vibe
 Date: Mon, 7 Aug 2006 17:15:12 -0400
 From: C V
 Reply-To: GIRLFRIEND
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

 all i can say is for a person who just lost 60 lbs this year, she 
 certainly is flat.but what do i know? LOL

 Camille [ain't mad at her either!]
 =
 Janet Jackson Poses Topless for Vibe
 http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20060807/D8JBPUN01.html?PG=homeSEC=n
 ews

 Aug 7, 4:15 PM (ET)

 NEW YORK (AP) - Janet Jackson has never been afraid to expose some 
 skin. The 40-year-old singer, newly svelte after losing some 60 
 pounds, appears on the cover of Vibe magazine wearing a skimpy bikini 
 bottom and a necklace made of large shells. Her right arm covers her
breasts.

 Will she ever stop posing for sexy photos? Of course. When I'm 80, 
 she tells Vibe. That's when I'll call it quits.

 Two years ago, Justin Timberlake pulled off a part of Jackson's 
 bustier, briefly exposing one of her breasts, during the Super Bowl
halftime show.

 In an interview in the magazine's September issue, on newsstands Aug. 
 15, Jackson says the incident - variously referred to as Nipplegate 
 and the bra-ha-ha - is history.

 It's just over and done with. It's old. It's the past. It's history. 
 I'm onto something new. Everybody got their licks in - those who 
 wanted to - and it's done, she says.

 Jackson credits her boyfriend, 33-year-old music producer 

Re: [scifinoir2] Re: say good bye to the thongs?

2006-08-09 Thread Martin Pratt
Sure, Camille, half-off. In fabric. Add twenty percent to the price tag.

Tracey de Morsella (formerly Tracey L. Minor) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:  
OK guys, i swear this is scifi. i'm sorry, I had to send it. Buttless 
underwear!?!?!

C V wrote:
 Did you all know there was such a thing as 'backless underwear'? I
 swear...I'm getting old and have seen it all.
 AND they're having a sale now! where the heck have i been?

 http://www.backlesslingerie.com/?cid=1134sid=4029pid=0mid=494

 Camille [perhaps its 1/2 off??] LOL




 


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Re: [scifinoir2] [Fwd: Janet Jackson Poses Topless for Vibe]

2006-08-09 Thread Martin Pratt
James, lollipops are bigger.

Tracey de Morsella (formerly Tracey L. Minor) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:  
What CMS do you use? Any particular reasons the Russians have it out for 
you? I like the lollipop analogy. Lara was another one who wasn't big 
to begin with who got on this kick of looking like she has been staying 
in a concentration camp

Tracey

James Landrith wrote:
 Yeah, I've been busy. Stupid, frakking Russian hackers had been messing
 with my websites. Problem solved (upgraded a component in the C.M.S.).

 

 Anyway, The Wife refers to Flockhart, Lara Flynn Boyle, etc. as lollipops.

 

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 Behalf Of Tracey de Morsella (formerly Tracey L. Minor)
 Sent: Tuesday, August 08, 2006 5:58 PM
 To: scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com
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 Hey James!

 Long time, no type. How am I supposed to get work done when I'm 
 laughing hysterically :)

 Tracey

 James Landrith wrote:
 
 I'd be afraid that Calista would snap in two when things got hot and
 
 heavy.
 

 A visit to the ER is a real mood killer.



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 It takes me out that they consider actresses like Monica Bertolucci 
 voluptuous. I think she is hot. The minute an actress puts on just 
 enough weight to still be just under average weight, they make a big 
 deal of it. Then I see movie boards talking about how great actresses 
 like Calista Flockheart of Ally Mc Beal look. I'm not a man, but it 
 seems to me that men should be lusting over Monica more than Calista. 
 It is almost like those that prefer these emaciated women to not really 
 be women, but to provide a legal be to be with someone who resembles 
 young teen. 

 Tracey

 KeithBJohnson@ mailto:KeithBJohnson%40comcast.net comcast.net wrote:

 
 Sometimes I feel as if I'm the only guy left who still thinks the

 
 voluptuous look of the old days is the best: for non-Black women, that'd
 
 be
 
 Rita Hayworth, Racquel Welch, Sophia Loren, Yvette Mimieux, Yvonne Craig
 (Batgirl, Green Orion Slave Girl in Star Trek the OS). Nowadays you can
 
 bet
 
 that when I think a white actress has a shape, someone will tell her she's
 fat, and you'll come back later to see she's dropped twenty or so pounds.
 
 A
 
 few like Scarlett Johannsen resist it, and I hear a backlash is growing
 among some actresses, but the unrealistic expectations are crazy. In the
 main I think Black people still have a healthier attitude. Seriou

 
 sly, I
 think the natural butts and big legs many Blacks have help our women not

 
 go too far down that skinny-as-a-board road, but I'm seeing more young
 Sisters buy into the hype.

 
 They say everything comes back in style in time. I just wonder when the

 
 days of the voluptuous curvy woman will return to mass media?

 
 -- Original message -- 
 From: Daryle Lockhart melaninjitsu@ mailto:melaninjitsu%40mac.com

 
 mac.com 

 
 science fiction at its best.

 On Aug 7, 2006, at 5:36 PM, Tracey de Morsella (formerly Tracey L. 
 Minor) wrote:

  Original Message 
 Subject: Janet Jackson Poses Topless for Vibe
 Date: Mon, 7 Aug 2006 17:15:12 -0400
 From: C V [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:camillegfs%40GMAIL.COM COM
 Reply-To: GIRLFRIEND [EMAIL PROTECTED]

 
 mailto:GIRLFRIEND%40HOME.EASE.LSOFT.COM EASE.LSOFT.COM

 
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:GIRLFRIEND%40HOME.EASE.LSOFT.COM

 
 EASE.LSOFT.COM

 
 all i can say is for a person who just lost 60 lbs this year, she 
 certainly
 is flat.but what do 

RE: [scifinoir2] [Fwd: Janet Jackson Poses Topless for Vibe]

2006-08-09 Thread Martin Pratt
One question- how would you even find her in the bed?

James Landrith [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:  I'd be afraid that Calista 
would snap in two when things got hot and heavy.

A visit to the ER is a real mood killer.

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From: scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On
Behalf Of Tracey de Morsella (formerly Tracey L. Minor)
Sent: Tuesday, August 08, 2006 4:27 PM
To: scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com
Subject: Re: [scifinoir2] [Fwd: Janet Jackson Poses Topless for Vibe]

It takes me out that they consider actresses like Monica Bertolucci 
voluptuous. I think she is hot. The minute an actress puts on just 
enough weight to still be just under average weight, they make a big 
deal of it. Then I see movie boards talking about how great actresses 
like Calista Flockheart of Ally Mc Beal look. I'm not a man, but it 
seems to me that men should be lusting over Monica more than Calista. 
It is almost like those that prefer these emaciated women to not really 
be women, but to provide a legal be to be with someone who resembles 
young teen. 

Tracey

KeithBJohnson@ mailto:KeithBJohnson%40comcast.net comcast.net wrote:
 Sometimes I feel as if I'm the only guy left who still thinks the
voluptuous look of the old days is the best: for non-Black women, that'd be
Rita Hayworth, Racquel Welch, Sophia Loren, Yvette Mimieux, Yvonne Craig
(Batgirl, Green Orion Slave Girl in Star Trek the OS). Nowadays you can bet
that when I think a white actress has a shape, someone will tell her she's
fat, and you'll come back later to see she's dropped twenty or so pounds. A
few like Scarlett Johannsen resist it, and I hear a backlash is growing
among some actresses, but the unrealistic expectations are crazy. In the
main I think Black people still have a healthier attitude. Seriou
 sly, I
 think the natural butts and big legs many Blacks have help our women not
go too far down that skinny-as-a-board road, but I'm seeing more young
Sisters buy into the hype.

 They say everything comes back in style in time. I just wonder when the
days of the voluptuous curvy woman will return to mass media?

 -- Original message -- 
 From: Daryle Lockhart melaninjitsu@ mailto:melaninjitsu%40mac.com
mac.com 

 science fiction at its best.

 On Aug 7, 2006, at 5:36 PM, Tracey de Morsella (formerly Tracey L. 
 Minor) wrote:

  Original Message 
 Subject: Janet Jackson Poses Topless for Vibe
 Date: Mon, 7 Aug 2006 17:15:12 -0400
 From: C V [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:camillegfs%40GMAIL.COM COM
 Reply-To: GIRLFRIEND [EMAIL PROTECTED]
mailto:GIRLFRIEND%40HOME.EASE.LSOFT.COM EASE.LSOFT.COM
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:GIRLFRIEND%40HOME.EASE.LSOFT.COM
EASE.LSOFT.COM

 all i can say is for a person who just lost 60 lbs this year, she 
 certainly
 is flat.but what do i know? LOL

 Camille [ain't mad at her either!]
 =
 Janet Jackson Poses Topless for Vibe
 http://apnews1. http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20060807/D8JBPUN01.html?
iwon.com//article/20060807/D8JBPUN01.html? 
 PG=homeSEC=news

 Aug 7, 4:15 PM (ET)

 NEW YORK (AP) - Janet Jackson has never been afraid to expose some 
 skin. The
 40-year-old singer, newly svelte after losing some 60 pounds, appears 
 on the
 cover of Vibe magazine wearing a skimpy bikini bottom and a necklace 
 made of
 large shells. Her right arm covers her breasts.

 Will she ever stop posing for sexy photos? Of course. When I'm 80, she
 tells Vibe. That's when I'll call it quits.

 Two years ago, Justin Timberlake pulled off a part of Jackson's bustier,
 briefly exposing one of her breasts, during the Super Bowl halftime 
 show.

 In an interview in the magazine's September issue, on newsstands Aug. 
 15,
 Jackson says the incident - variously referred to as Nipplegate and 
 the
 bra-ha-ha - is history.

 It's just over and done with. It's old. It's the past. It's history. 
 I'm
 onto something new. Everybody got their licks in - those who wanted 
 to - and
 it's done, she says.

 Jackson credits her boyfriend, 33-year-old music producer Jermaine 
 Dupri,
 for giving her self-esteem a little boost.

 I came to realize that younger men had less of a problem with who I 
 am than
 older men, she says. With the younger guys, there was less ego. Things
 were less competitive. They weren't threatened by who made more and 
 who made
 less.

 She says that with Dupri, she feels as if she's met her match.

 When I look at Jermaine, I see myself, Jackson says. I feel as if I'm
 looking in the mirror. The connection I feel with 

Re: [scifinoir2] [Fwd: Janet Jackson Poses Topless for Vibe]

2006-08-09 Thread Tracey de Morsella (formerly Tracey L. Minor)
That is what I remember thinking. Lopez's Star was rising at the time, 
and Cindy Had not really done anything. It was creepy.. I hope she was 
not the catalyst for her liposuction

Tracey

Martin Pratt wrote:
 Keith, in a nutshell, why Ms Crawford opened her mouth about J-Lo- when's the 
 last time anyone said anything about Cindy Crawford in the media? Can you 
 even provide proof that she's actually alive? J-Lo is everywhere, and that 
 bugs Ms Crawford's tiny supermodel ego.

 Keith Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:  Crawford made a negative 
 comment about Lopez' butt? Really? What did she
 say? And why in the world would any people blessed with the attributes of
 African heritage let a white, skinny world dictate to them what's
 beautiful?! 

 -Original Message-
 From: scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On
 Behalf Of Tracey de Morsella (formerly Tracey L. Minor)
 Sent: Tuesday, 08 August, 2006 16:09
 To: scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com
 Subject: Re: [scifinoir2] [Fwd: Janet Jackson Poses Topless for Vibe]

 I loved the video with Antonio sabato jr and dimson (The Black guy from
 Tombraider II and that Keannu Reeves Demon flick) I used to watch to grit on
 them, but seeing her looking so good and glowing, I went out and brought
 some weights. She was hot. Reading the text below saddens me. God the
 Jacksons have some horrible self esteem. I might add I thought she was
 adorable when she was big.

 buy the way, shortly after Cindy Crawford made a really nasty comment about
 Jennifer Lopez's butt in the George Clooney film out of sight, I read she
 had Liposuction

 Tracey

 Martin Pratt wrote:
   
 Preachify, brother!

 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I remember back in the days of the 
 Rhythmn Nation album Just before then Jackson was really big for a 
 while, then had lost a lot of weight. Remember she did one video all in
 
 black and white, wearing jeans and a black tee shirt, and she danced on
 chairs and stuff? The Sister was looking good! She had the legs and hips
 lots of Brothers like. Right after that I read an interview with her where
 she said she was embarrassed by her big butt and big legs. She went on to
 say that she tried to hide her legs especially. I was sad to read that,
 because she wasn't fat, was obviously in great shape as evidenced by her
 dance moves. But there she was, the epitome of African beauty, ashamed of
 her legs and butt. Later on she emerged with the first of the ultra-cut
 bodies that she'd have over the years. Again, I ain't hatin' on women who
 want to be fit, but it saddens me when so many women try to get rid of their
 God-given blessings because society's tastes have changed so drastically.
 And the n what happens when Sisters try to hide their assets? Someone like
 Jennifer Lopez gets credited for making full bottoms something to be
 celebrated and accepted.
   
 -- Original message --
 From: Martin Pratt
 We're not stoppin' ya from speaking truth to power, either.

 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: My feeling--and jes' one Black man's 
 opinion--she looked better back in her Fame days. By no means am I 
 against fit women, but the Sister looks better when she lets that 
 naturally curvacious body do its thang. The abs are tight, but cross 
 too far into Fitness Magazine for my tastes. But that's okay. My 
 real problem is Jackson having mutilated her nose years ago as part of 
 that Jackson frenzy to remake theirselves. Her natural God-given nose 
 fit her face better. The thin thing she has now just doesn't do it for 
 me. To me she's gone from beautiful to just very pretty. But then, 
 ain't no one asking me my opinion! :)

 -- Original message --
 From: Tracey de Morsella (formerly Tracey L. Minor) 
  Original Message 
 Subject: Janet Jackson Poses Topless for Vibe
 Date: Mon, 7 Aug 2006 17:15:12 -0400
 From: C V
 Reply-To: GIRLFRIEND
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

 all i can say is for a person who just lost 60 lbs this year, she 
 certainly is flat.but what do i know? LOL

 Camille [ain't mad at her either!]
 =
 Janet Jackson Poses Topless for Vibe
 http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20060807/D8JBPUN01.html?PG=homeSEC=n
 ews

 Aug 7, 4:15 PM (ET)

 NEW YORK (AP) - Janet Jackson has never been afraid to expose some 
 skin. The 40-year-old singer, newly svelte after losing some 60 
 pounds, appears on the cover of Vibe magazine wearing a skimpy bikini 
 bottom and a necklace made of large shells. Her right arm covers her
 
 breasts.
   
 Will she ever stop posing for sexy photos? Of course. When I'm 80, 
 she tells Vibe. That's when I'll call it quits.

 Two years ago, Justin Timberlake pulled off a part of Jackson's 
 bustier, briefly exposing one of her breasts, during the Super Bowl
 
 halftime show.
   
 In an interview in the magazine's September issue, on newsstands Aug. 
 15, Jackson says the incident - variously referred to as 

[scifinoir2] The Best and Worst Sci-Fi TV Show Openings

2006-08-09 Thread brent wodehouse
http://www.ggl.com/kunochan/2006/08/best-and-worst-sci-fi-tv-show-openings.html

Thursday, August 03, 2006

The Best and Worst Sci-Fi TV Show Openings

 
I suffer from insomnia, and you benefit. Here are my picks for 10 Best and
10 Worst Opening Credits for Genre TV Shows.

By genre, I mean science fiction, fantasy, and horror. I only included
shows made in English. I also decided to limit myself to those credits
sequences I could find online - but this turned out not to be a problem.
Hooray for youtube! Hooray for copyright violations!

I was worried that I would subconsciously rate the title sequences not on
their own merit, but based on the quality of the show overall. But I ended
up with one of the worst shows of all time on the Best list, and one of
the best on the Worst list. And they both have the same title!

Numerical order is approximate.


The 10 Best


10. Battlestar Galactica (1979)

One of the most common mistakes made by sci-fi TV openings is the
expository monologue, with which jittery television executives try to
explain the show's premise to viewers who don't get sci-fi. As I
researched this list, I learned how ubiquitous this problem is. Blah blah
blah.

The original BSG features a long, long, lng expository monologue. Yeah
yeah, Toltecs and Mayans, got it. But the monologue is well written, and
it's read with tremendous gravity by the brilliant Patrick Macnee, who
also voiced the Imperious Leader. The theme song kicks ass. And most
importantly, the edited scenes (viewed through a circle - why?) really
make the show look impressive. Too bad it sucked ass.


9. The Greatest American Hero (1981-83)

It's all about the theme song, baby. Mike Post's theme song is goofy,
poppy, cheesy, and almost but not entirely unrelated to the content of the
show. And once you hear it, you will NEVER get it out of your head. This
credits sequence is fun, funny, and engaging, and it has no expository
monologue whatsoever. That UFO, left over from one of Steven Spielberg's
garage sales, is also very cool.


8. Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988-1999)

Robot roll call! We're only concerned with the first two credit
sequences here, the original Joel Hogdson credits and the first Mike
Nelson opening. After Frank Conniff left, the show jumped the shark; and
once it moved to the Sci Fi Channel, well, it's just best not to think
about it. Catchy song, goofy models and puppets, and the iconic corridor
crawl a la Get Smart. And the theme song doubled as the expository
monologue, which was a real time saver.


7. Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987-1994)

What do you get when you cross the theme from Star Trek The Motionless
Picture with the Shakespearean monologing skills of Patrick Stewart and a
clever tribute the opening of the original Star Trek? Um, this opening,
duh. By the way, the original Star Trek opening was pretty weak
(whoosh! whoosh!), although nowhere near bad enough to make the worst
list. As far as I can tell, Space… the final frontier… invented the
expository monologue.


6. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1993-1999)

There was nothing special about the DS9 opening until season four, about
the time the show started to not completely suck. The morose theme song
got a boost from a bouncy backing track, and the CG guys added a bunch of
business involving spaceships, little space-suited construction workers,
and the Defiant flying into the wormhole. Suddenly, Deep Space 9 became a
place you might conceivably care about. Then, in season seven, they
screwed the whole thing up. This award goes to seasons 4-6 only. (Special
props to DS9 for dropping the Final Frontier speech.)


5. Star Trek: Voyager (1995-2001)

Finally, the Star Trek credits sequence perfected. Great theme,
excellent effects. Of course, in 9 out of 10 episodes, once the opening
credits ended it was all downhill from there.


4. Doctor Who (1963-89, 1996, 2005-present)

First let's discuss that theme song. When some hack isn't ruining it by
trying to update it, Ron Grainer's Doctor Who theme is spacey,
dramatic and memorable. Most of the Doctor Who credits sequences have
been mediocre or terrible (see this - Jesus Christ, did that Zardozian
giant floating head just wink at me? Exterminate! Exterminate!), but two
really stand out. Coincidentally, they're the openings for the two best
Doctors to date. Tom Baker's (1974-81) was modeled after previous
openings, and included the dreaded head shot. But the music was great,
the effects were cool, and you got to see the TARDIS fly around. In
Christopher Eccleston's credits (2005), the music was great, the effects
were cool, and you got to see the TARDIS fly around. And no headshot!
Plus, Doctor Who has never burdened us with an expository monologue. Can
you imagine trying to explain Doctor Who in 30 seconds?


3. The Six Million Dollar Man (1974-78)

The awkwardly-titled series that made Lee Majors a star had opening
credits as heart-pounding and dramatic as anything on TV. Steve Austin's
whole 

Re: [scifinoir2] Re: say good bye to the thongs?

2006-08-09 Thread KeithBJohnson
Not to mention, at the risk of being crude, the hygiene I associate with thongs 
ain't exactly something that would turn me on all the time. Thinking of a lady 
wearing that all day long and nothing else? Not appealing

-- Original message -- 
From: Tracey de Morsella (formerly Tracey L. Minor) [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
I, for one will be glad when the low rider jean fad is over. Don't get 
me wrong, it is a good look, but only on a small minority of the 
population. That style with its accompanying thong can take a good 
looking, relatively in shape woman and make her look like a cow. 
Meanwhile, she prancing around like she looks good. I've had to avert 
my eye on numerous occasions to hide my amusement and sometimes discuss. 

George, don't you work on a government office?

Tracey

g123curious wrote:
 This product wouldn't be necessary if women who shouldn't wear low-
 rider jeans didn't wear them. (smile) I see waay too many thong 
 straps while at work. It's hard to take a person seriously when 
 their thong strap and tatoos are hanging out there for the world to 
 see.

 George
 Captain
 USS McNair

 --- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, Tracey de Morsella (formerly 
 Tracey L. Minor) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 
 OK guys, i swear this is scifi. i'm sorry, I had to send it. 
 
 Buttless 
 
 underwear!?!?!

 C V wrote:
 
 Did you all know there was such a thing as 'backless underwear'? 
 
 I
 
 swear...I'm getting old and have seen it all.
 AND they're having a sale now! where the heck have i been?

 http://www.backlesslingerie.com/?cid=1134sid=4029pid=0mid=494

 Camille [perhaps its 1/2 off??] LOL


 







 
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Re: [scifinoir2] Re: say good bye to the thongs?

2006-08-09 Thread Tracey de Morsella (formerly Tracey L. Minor)
euwww, yuk

[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 Not to mention, at the risk of being crude, the hygiene I associate with 
 thongs ain't exactly something that would turn me on all the time. Thinking 
 of a lady wearing that all day long and nothing else? Not appealing

 -- Original message -- 
 From: Tracey de Morsella (formerly Tracey L. Minor) [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
 I, for one will be glad when the low rider jean fad is over. Don't get 
 me wrong, it is a good look, but only on a small minority of the 
 population. That style with its accompanying thong can take a good 
 looking, relatively in shape woman and make her look like a cow. 
 Meanwhile, she prancing around like she looks good. I've had to avert 
 my eye on numerous occasions to hide my amusement and sometimes discuss. 

 George, don't you work on a government office?

 Tracey

 g123curious wrote:
   
 This product wouldn't be necessary if women who shouldn't wear low-
 rider jeans didn't wear them. (smile) I see waay too many thong 
 straps while at work. It's hard to take a person seriously when 
 their thong strap and tatoos are hanging out there for the world to 
 see.

 George
 Captain
 USS McNair

 --- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, Tracey de Morsella (formerly 
 Tracey L. Minor) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 
 OK guys, i swear this is scifi. i'm sorry, I had to send it. 

   
 Buttless 

 
 underwear!?!?!

 C V wrote:

   
 Did you all know there was such a thing as 'backless underwear'? 

 
 I

 
 swear...I'm getting old and have seen it all.
 AND they're having a sale now! where the heck have i been?

 http://www.backlesslingerie.com/?cid=1134sid=4029pid=0mid=494

 Camille [perhaps its 1/2 off??] LOL



 






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Re: [scifinoir2] Re: Who Wants to be a Superhero? Who Cares?!

2006-08-09 Thread Astromancer
The group won't let you post graphics, but as far as I am concerned, there are 
no bad pics of Ms. Isabella...

Martin Pratt [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:  Here's a pic I puulled of her. 
Not her best!

Astromancer [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Very much so!

Martin Pratt [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Isabella Rossellini, daughter of Ingrid 
Bergman. Hot!!

[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Who's Isabella?

-- Original message -- 
From: Astromancer 
Yeah, that's about it...Not even a sexy shot of Isabella...

Martin Pratt wrote: One of the two decent points of the entire production.

Astromancer wrote: Oh come on! I loved the lispy dragon...

Martin Pratt wrote: You forgot to add in SciFi's Earthsea. 

drcsaid wrote: I'd rather watch Spike TV's Blade and Teresa Graves Vampira 
back 
to back

--- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, Martin Pratt 
wrote:

 When I forced myself to watch that, I felt absolutely nothing. Now 
I know where all of my anger went. The sole reason i can fathom for 
the world being subjected to this is the massive contract that Stan 
the Man almost certainly had SciFi sign for this. I anticipate more 
crap on the horizon. 
 
 Keith Johnson wrote: Okay, I thought 
it couldn't get any worse. I didn't think any reality show
 could be dumber than the is he gay dating show, the midget dating 
show,
 the are you my daddy? show. Wife Swap. How wrong I was! While 
trying
 take care of some financial business, I turned on the TV for 
background
 noise. (That'll teach me to use the boob tube instead of listening 
to a
 music CD!) Waiting for Tavis Smiley, I idly surfed by Sci Fi 
Channel, and
 watched a few minutes of Stan Lee's Who Wants to Be a Superhero. 
 
 Man what junk! I can't tell if the participants are really somewhat
 delusional geeks who take this crap seriously, wannabe actors and 
stunt
 people looking for an in into Hollywood, or people who really want 
to get
 into the comics industry. It's so dumb: Monkey Woman? Feedback? 
Nitro G?!
 Fat Mama??? (And ain't it just perfect that the lone Black person 
selected
 is a heavyset Black woman who sings Fat mama?! Well, I guess it's 
better
 than if she had on a head rag and started singing Black Mammy or
 something!) I couldn't decide whether to laugh or gag as a curiously
 subdued and ham-handed Stan Lee appeared on a TV screen handing out
 assignments to his would-be heroes, admonishing them about the 
seriousness
 of what they're doing. Hell, if Lee hadn't cried Excelsior! at 
the end of
 his session, I' barely know it was him! After that it was all 
downhill, as
 the contestants had to change from their secret identities into 
their
 uniforms, on the street, but out of sight of passersby. Then they 
ran some
 stupid-a course while some dopey kid pretended to be lost, 
screaming help
 me! all the while. The dweebs who ignored the girl--choosing their
 assignment over saving a civilian--were the ones chosen to possibly 
be
 kicked off. Poor Nitro G! He looked so sad when Lee told him he had 
to go
 home! Sniff!
 
 Somebody please tell me I missed it, that this is a cleverly
 self-deprecating piece of pop cultural deconstruction, and that it's
 actually funny and witty. Tell me I didn't waste twenty minutes of 
my life
 on this junk! And tell me one of you will watch it and give us 
regular
 updates so I don't have to waste anymore brain cells.
 
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Re: [scifinoir2] Re: say good bye to the thongs?

2006-08-09 Thread Tracey de Morsella (formerly Tracey L. Minor)
Hey Keith: 

Since you do not like thongs it sounds like you would be someone who 
could appreciate these new panties
Tracey

[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 Not to mention, at the risk of being crude, the hygiene I associate with 
 thongs ain't exactly something that would turn me on all the time. Thinking 
 of a lady wearing that all day long and nothing else? Not appealing

 -- Original message -- 
 From: Tracey de Morsella (formerly Tracey L. Minor) [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
 I, for one will be glad when the low rider jean fad is over. Don't get 
 me wrong, it is a good look, but only on a small minority of the 
 population. That style with its accompanying thong can take a good 
 looking, relatively in shape woman and make her look like a cow. 
 Meanwhile, she prancing around like she looks good. I've had to avert 
 my eye on numerous occasions to hide my amusement and sometimes discuss. 

 George, don't you work on a government office?

 Tracey

 g123curious wrote:
   
 This product wouldn't be necessary if women who shouldn't wear low-
 rider jeans didn't wear them. (smile) I see waay too many thong 
 straps while at work. It's hard to take a person seriously when 
 their thong strap and tatoos are hanging out there for the world to 
 see.

 George
 Captain
 USS McNair

 --- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, Tracey de Morsella (formerly 
 Tracey L. Minor) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 
 OK guys, i swear this is scifi. i'm sorry, I had to send it. 

   
 Buttless 

 
 underwear!?!?!

 C V wrote:

   
 Did you all know there was such a thing as 'backless underwear'? 

 
 I

 
 swear...I'm getting old and have seen it all.
 AND they're having a sale now! where the heck have i been?

 http://www.backlesslingerie.com/?cid=1134sid=4029pid=0mid=494

 Camille [perhaps its 1/2 off??] LOL



 






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Re: [scifinoir2] Re: say good bye to the thongs?

2006-08-09 Thread Astromancer
I'm still laughing too hard to think about this

g123curious [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:  This product wouldn't be 
necessary if women who shouldn't wear low-
rider jeans didn't wear them. (smile) I see waay too many thong 
straps while at work. It's hard to take a person seriously when 
their thong strap and tatoos are hanging out there for the world to 
see.

George
Captain
USS McNair

--- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, Tracey de Morsella (formerly 
Tracey L. Minor) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 OK guys, i swear this is scifi. i'm sorry, I had to send it. 
Buttless 
 underwear!?!?!
 
 C V wrote:
  Did you all know there was such a thing as 'backless underwear'? 
I
  swear...I'm getting old and have seen it all.
  AND they're having a sale now! where the heck have i been?
 
  http://www.backlesslingerie.com/?cid=1134sid=4029pid=0mid=494
 
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Re: [scifinoir2] Re: Who Wants to be a Superhero? Who Cares?!

2006-08-09 Thread Martin Pratt
Live and learn. I didn't know we couldn't post pics. Still, I said that only 
because the pic of her I pulled (literally the first I found on the Google 
search) had her unsmiling.

Astromancer [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:  The group won't let you post 
graphics, but as far as I am concerned, there are no bad pics of Ms. Isabella...

Martin Pratt [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Here's a pic I puulled of her. Not her 
best!

Astromancer [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Very much so!

Martin Pratt [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Isabella Rossellini, daughter of Ingrid 
Bergman. Hot!!

[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Who's Isabella?

-- Original message -- 
From: Astromancer 
Yeah, that's about it...Not even a sexy shot of Isabella...

Martin Pratt wrote: One of the two decent points of the entire production.

Astromancer wrote: Oh come on! I loved the lispy dragon...

Martin Pratt wrote: You forgot to add in SciFi's Earthsea. 

drcsaid wrote: I'd rather watch Spike TV's Blade and Teresa Graves Vampira 
back 
to back

--- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, Martin Pratt 
wrote:

 When I forced myself to watch that, I felt absolutely nothing. Now 
I know where all of my anger went. The sole reason i can fathom for 
the world being subjected to this is the massive contract that Stan 
the Man almost certainly had SciFi sign for this. I anticipate more 
crap on the horizon. 
 
 Keith Johnson wrote: Okay, I thought 
it couldn't get any worse. I didn't think any reality show
 could be dumber than the is he gay dating show, the midget dating 
show,
 the are you my daddy? show. Wife Swap. How wrong I was! While 
trying
 take care of some financial business, I turned on the TV for 
background
 noise. (That'll teach me to use the boob tube instead of listening 
to a
 music CD!) Waiting for Tavis Smiley, I idly surfed by Sci Fi 
Channel, and
 watched a few minutes of Stan Lee's Who Wants to Be a Superhero. 
 
 Man what junk! I can't tell if the participants are really somewhat
 delusional geeks who take this crap seriously, wannabe actors and 
stunt
 people looking for an in into Hollywood, or people who really want 
to get
 into the comics industry. It's so dumb: Monkey Woman? Feedback? 
Nitro G?!
 Fat Mama??? (And ain't it just perfect that the lone Black person 
selected
 is a heavyset Black woman who sings Fat mama?! Well, I guess it's 
better
 than if she had on a head rag and started singing Black Mammy or
 something!) I couldn't decide whether to laugh or gag as a curiously
 subdued and ham-handed Stan Lee appeared on a TV screen handing out
 assignments to his would-be heroes, admonishing them about the 
seriousness
 of what they're doing. Hell, if Lee hadn't cried Excelsior! at 
the end of
 his session, I' barely know it was him! After that it was all 
downhill, as
 the contestants had to change from their secret identities into 
their
 uniforms, on the street, but out of sight of passersby. Then they 
ran some
 stupid-a course while some dopey kid pretended to be lost, 
screaming help
 me! all the while. The dweebs who ignored the girl--choosing their
 assignment over saving a civilian--were the ones chosen to possibly 
be
 kicked off. Poor Nitro G! He looked so sad when Lee told him he had 
to go
 home! Sniff!
 
 Somebody please tell me I missed it, that this is a cleverly
 self-deprecating piece of pop cultural deconstruction, and that it's
 actually funny and witty. Tell me I didn't waste twenty minutes of 
my life
 on this junk! And tell me one of you will watch it and give us 
regular
 updates so I don't have to waste anymore brain cells.
 
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Re: [scifinoir2] Re: say good bye to the thongs?

2006-08-09 Thread Astromancer
Sorry, still laughingbe right with you...

[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:  Not to mention, at the risk of being crude, 
the hygiene I associate with thongs ain't exactly something that would turn me 
on all the time. Thinking of a lady wearing that all day long and nothing else? 
Not appealing

-- Original message -- 
From: Tracey de Morsella (formerly Tracey L. Minor) [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
I, for one will be glad when the low rider jean fad is over. Don't get 
me wrong, it is a good look, but only on a small minority of the 
population. That style with its accompanying thong can take a good 
looking, relatively in shape woman and make her look like a cow. 
Meanwhile, she prancing around like she looks good. I've had to avert 
my eye on numerous occasions to hide my amusement and sometimes discuss. 

George, don't you work on a government office?

Tracey

g123curious wrote:
 This product wouldn't be necessary if women who shouldn't wear low-
 rider jeans didn't wear them. (smile) I see waay too many thong 
 straps while at work. It's hard to take a person seriously when 
 their thong strap and tatoos are hanging out there for the world to 
 see.

 George
 Captain
 USS McNair

 --- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, Tracey de Morsella (formerly 
 Tracey L. Minor) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 
 OK guys, i swear this is scifi. i'm sorry, I had to send it. 
 
 Buttless 
 
 underwear!?!?!

 C V wrote:
 
 Did you all know there was such a thing as 'backless underwear'? 
 
 I
 
 swear...I'm getting old and have seen it all.
 AND they're having a sale now! where the heck have i been?

 http://www.backlesslingerie.com/?cid=1134sid=4029pid=0mid=494

 Camille [perhaps its 1/2 off??] LOL


 







 
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Re: [scifinoir2] Re: say good bye to the thongs?

2006-08-09 Thread Martin Pratt
I never considered that among the lore of Thongdom. Make that Reason Number 
Twenty-Seven.

[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:  Not to mention, at the risk of being crude, 
the hygiene I associate with thongs ain't exactly something that would turn me 
on all the time. Thinking of a lady wearing that all day long and nothing else? 
Not appealing

-- Original message -- 
From: Tracey de Morsella (formerly Tracey L. Minor) [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
I, for one will be glad when the low rider jean fad is over. Don't get 
me wrong, it is a good look, but only on a small minority of the 
population. That style with its accompanying thong can take a good 
looking, relatively in shape woman and make her look like a cow. 
Meanwhile, she prancing around like she looks good. I've had to avert 
my eye on numerous occasions to hide my amusement and sometimes discuss. 

George, don't you work on a government office?

Tracey

g123curious wrote:
 This product wouldn't be necessary if women who shouldn't wear low-
 rider jeans didn't wear them. (smile) I see waay too many thong 
 straps while at work. It's hard to take a person seriously when 
 their thong strap and tatoos are hanging out there for the world to 
 see.

 George
 Captain
 USS McNair

 --- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, Tracey de Morsella (formerly 
 Tracey L. Minor) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 
 OK guys, i swear this is scifi. i'm sorry, I had to send it. 
 
 Buttless 
 
 underwear!?!?!

 C V wrote:
 
 Did you all know there was such a thing as 'backless underwear'? 
 
 I
 
 swear...I'm getting old and have seen it all.
 AND they're having a sale now! where the heck have i been?

 http://www.backlesslingerie.com/?cid=1134sid=4029pid=0mid=494

 Camille [perhaps its 1/2 off??] LOL


 







 
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Re: [scifinoir2] Re: Who Wants to be a Superhero? Who Cares?!

2006-08-09 Thread Astromancer
I've got plenty of her in my celeb pic collection (decidedly female-heavy), so 
that's okay...

Martin Pratt [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:  Live and learn. I didn't know 
we couldn't post pics. Still, I said that only because the pic of her I pulled 
(literally the first I found on the Google search) had her unsmiling.

Astromancer [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The group won't let you post graphics, 
but as far as I am concerned, there are no bad pics of Ms. Isabella...

Martin Pratt [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Here's a pic I puulled of her. Not her 
best!

Astromancer [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Very much so!

Martin Pratt [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Isabella Rossellini, daughter of Ingrid 
Bergman. Hot!!

[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Who's Isabella?

-- Original message -- 
From: Astromancer 
Yeah, that's about it...Not even a sexy shot of Isabella...

Martin Pratt wrote: One of the two decent points of the entire production.

Astromancer wrote: Oh come on! I loved the lispy dragon...

Martin Pratt wrote: You forgot to add in SciFi's Earthsea. 

drcsaid wrote: I'd rather watch Spike TV's Blade and Teresa Graves Vampira 
back 
to back

--- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, Martin Pratt 
wrote:

 When I forced myself to watch that, I felt absolutely nothing. Now 
I know where all of my anger went. The sole reason i can fathom for 
the world being subjected to this is the massive contract that Stan 
the Man almost certainly had SciFi sign for this. I anticipate more 
crap on the horizon. 
 
 Keith Johnson wrote: Okay, I thought 
it couldn't get any worse. I didn't think any reality show
 could be dumber than the is he gay dating show, the midget dating 
show,
 the are you my daddy? show. Wife Swap. How wrong I was! While 
trying
 take care of some financial business, I turned on the TV for 
background
 noise. (That'll teach me to use the boob tube instead of listening 
to a
 music CD!) Waiting for Tavis Smiley, I idly surfed by Sci Fi 
Channel, and
 watched a few minutes of Stan Lee's Who Wants to Be a Superhero. 
 
 Man what junk! I can't tell if the participants are really somewhat
 delusional geeks who take this crap seriously, wannabe actors and 
stunt
 people looking for an in into Hollywood, or people who really want 
to get
 into the comics industry. It's so dumb: Monkey Woman? Feedback? 
Nitro G?!
 Fat Mama??? (And ain't it just perfect that the lone Black person 
selected
 is a heavyset Black woman who sings Fat mama?! Well, I guess it's 
better
 than if she had on a head rag and started singing Black Mammy or
 something!) I couldn't decide whether to laugh or gag as a curiously
 subdued and ham-handed Stan Lee appeared on a TV screen handing out
 assignments to his would-be heroes, admonishing them about the 
seriousness
 of what they're doing. Hell, if Lee hadn't cried Excelsior! at 
the end of
 his session, I' barely know it was him! After that it was all 
downhill, as
 the contestants had to change from their secret identities into 
their
 uniforms, on the street, but out of sight of passersby. Then they 
ran some
 stupid-a course while some dopey kid pretended to be lost, 
screaming help
 me! all the while. The dweebs who ignored the girl--choosing their
 assignment over saving a civilian--were the ones chosen to possibly 
be
 kicked off. Poor Nitro G! He looked so sad when Lee told him he had 
to go
 home! Sniff!
 
 Somebody please tell me I missed it, that this is a cleverly
 self-deprecating piece of pop cultural deconstruction, and that it's
 actually funny and witty. Tell me I didn't waste twenty minutes of 
my life
 on this junk! And tell me one of you will watch it and give us 
regular
 updates so I don't have to waste anymore brain cells.
 
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[scifinoir2] A Girl Like Me

2006-08-09 Thread keop7


In case you missed the segment on CNN, here's one of the most fascinating 
(and depressing) 7 minute documentaries that you'll ever see. 

http://mediathatmattersfest.org/6/a_girl_like_me/


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RE: [scifinoir2] The Best and Worst Sci-Fi TV Show Openings

2006-08-09 Thread Keith Johnson
Funny list, but I disagree with him on a few points. One, The Bionic Woman
was NOT a better show than The Six Million Dollar Man! Common, Jaimie
Summers taught at some dopey school full of a United Nations grouping of
kids right from Central Casting. They also introduced Max the Bionic
Shepherd on her show.  Blech!  And he's way off with the Battlestar
Galactica opening. He mentioned it sucks because it shows scenes from the
upcoming series, which are spoilers. To me that just whets our appetites. He
also mentioned liking Space: 1999's theme? Well, the idea of showing teasers
from the upcoming episode is a tribute to Space: 1999, which used that same
effect. The Galactica folks stopped doing it for a while, then brought it
back. I love it, 'cause they're not spoilers, they just really get you going
for what's coming, and are no worse than the Coming Next Week trailers
shown at the end of a show. Finally, he's waaay off saying that B5 and its
openings sucked. That show rocked, and the arcs are some of the best I've
seen in scifi. He also must have missed that fact that each of the five
seasons had a slightly different opening, indicative of the tone of that
season's arc, from mysterious at the beginning, to martial and resolute
during the Shadow War season, to thrilling during the time of rebuilding
after the war, to very nostalgic and sombre for the last season. I loved
each one, and how rare is it for a series to change the opening like that?
And I loved DS9, but neither it nor Voyager's openings belong on a list of
the best of all time. 

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The Best and Worst Sci-Fi TV Show Openings

I suffer from insomnia, and you benefit. Here are my picks for 10 Best and
10 Worst Opening Credits for Genre TV Shows.

By genre, I mean science fiction, fantasy, and horror. I only included
shows made in English. I also decided to limit myself to those credits
sequences I could find online - but this turned out not to be a problem.
Hooray for youtube! Hooray for copyright violations!

I was worried that I would subconsciously rate the title sequences not on
their own merit, but based on the quality of the show overall. But I ended
up with one of the worst shows of all time on the Best list, and one of
the best on the Worst list. And they both have the same title!

Numerical order is approximate.

The 10 Best

10. Battlestar Galactica (1979)

One of the most common mistakes made by sci-fi TV openings is the
expository monologue, with which jittery television executives try to
explain the show's premise to viewers who don't get sci-fi. As I
researched this list, I learned how ubiquitous this problem is. Blah blah
blah.

The original BSG features a long, long, lng expository monologue. Yeah
yeah, Toltecs and Mayans, got it. But the monologue is well written, and
it's read with tremendous gravity by the brilliant Patrick Macnee, who
also voiced the Imperious Leader. The theme song kicks ass. And most
importantly, the edited scenes (viewed through a circle - why?) really
make the show look impressive. Too bad it sucked ass.

9. The Greatest American Hero (1981-83)

It's all about the theme song, baby. Mike Post's theme song is goofy,
poppy, cheesy, and almost but not entirely unrelated to the content of the
show. And once you hear it, you will NEVER get it out of your head. This
credits sequence is fun, funny, and engaging, and it has no expository
monologue whatsoever. That UFO, left over from one of Steven Spielberg's
garage sales, is also very cool.

8. Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988-1999)

Robot roll call! We're only concerned with the first two credit
sequences here, the original Joel Hogdson credits and the first Mike
Nelson opening. After Frank Conniff left, the show jumped the shark; and
once it moved to the Sci Fi Channel, well, it's just best not to think
about it. Catchy song, goofy models and puppets, and the iconic corridor
crawl a la Get Smart. And the theme song doubled as the expository
monologue, which was a real time saver.

7. Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987-1994)

What do you get when you cross the theme from Star Trek The Motionless
Picture with the Shakespearean monologing skills of Patrick Stewart and a
clever tribute the opening of the original Star Trek? Um, this opening,
duh. By the way, the original Star Trek opening was pretty weak
(whoosh! whoosh!), although nowhere near bad enough to make the worst
list. As far as I can tell, Space… the final frontier… invented the
expository monologue.

6. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1993-1999)

There was nothing special about the 

Re: [scifinoir2] A Girl Like Me

2006-08-09 Thread Martin Pratt
Would that I had been so fortunate. Glad no end that my niece insists on owning 
only dolls of color.

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In case you missed the segment on CNN, here's one of the most fascinating 
(and depressing) 7 minute documentaries that you'll ever see. 

http://mediathatmattersfest.org/6/a_girl_like_me/

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[scifinoir2] Blade -- spoilers

2006-08-09 Thread Keith Johnson
Spoilers:  Anyone still watching Blade? I had it on as background noise
while working tonight. Gotta admit I wasn't as irritated tonight. Perhaps
it's because they did a backstory of Blade as a kid, as his vampiric side
started emerging.  It was interesting to see that he was raised by parents
for a while. Not sure if that jibes with the comic or not. I did think his
rejecting his long lost father sucked.  Also, Krista did something
incredibly stupid to save her dying mom that will come back to haunt her. It
seems dumb, but I guess we'd all be tempted to turn someone into a vamp if
the choice was to watch them die, especially if we have medicine to help
them hold back the hunger. I laughed out loud seeing Mom run amok on next
week's show. Guess Krisa never counted on Mom's becoming a violent
bloodsucker!  :)
Can't say I liked the show, but hated it less. By getting away from the
dopey European vampire leader, minimizing the fighting (Sticky's fight
scenes still suck) and limiting Krista's role in the episode, they made it
less odious than others.  
Maybe I'll check out two or three more and give it a chance, especially once
winter gets here.


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