This is my theory it goes like this... A herd of
buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest
buffalo.
And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and
weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
because the general speed and health of
At 03:52 PM 11/19/02, Dan wrote:
sarcasam
I've seen nicer thing on rotten.com
/sarcasam
Yeah, only in America could a cute little black boy grow up to be a ugly
white woman.
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lol, if only that were true.
-Original Message-
From: Philip Arnold - ASP [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: 20 November 2002 10:46
To: CF-Community
Subject: Buffalo Theory
This is my theory it goes like this... A herd of
buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest
buffalo.
And when the
ROFLMAO.
Maureen you speak seldom, but it's always a doozy!
:)
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I accidentally clicked the unsubscribe at the bottom of a
message..testing to make sure I'm still on the list.
Can't survive without my daily dose of CF-C humor and debate.
Nope, you're definitely unsubscribed...
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ASP Multimedia
At 11:49 AM 11/19/02, Mike wrote:
The other option, besides reporting this person and hoping someone else
takes action, it to engage in some social engineering. The goal is to make
the victim seem as undesireable as possible.
1) Send the stalker a picture of an extremely obese person as if it
It could even encourage them.
-Original Message-
From: Maureen [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: 20 November 2002 13:54
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Yahoo Groups
At 11:49 AM 11/19/02, Mike wrote:
The other option, besides reporting this person and hoping someone else
takes
yes it was quite eerie.
larry
--
Larry C. Lyons
ColdFusion/Web Developer
Certified Advanced ColdFusion 5 Developer
EBStor.com
8870 Rixlew Lane, Suite 204
Manassas, Virginia 20109-3795
tel: (703) 393-7930
fax: (703) 393-2659
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email: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Chaos, panic,
Well I have heard it said that the curse of intelligence is that you can
rationalize anything.
e
From: Craig Dudley [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: CF-Community [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Buffalo Theory
Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2002 11:59:05 -
lol, if only that were true.
HU'S ON FIRST
By James Sherman
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what
That is pretty damn funny.
-Original Message-
From: Andy Ousterhout [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 9:44 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Hu's on first
HU'S ON FIRST
By James Sherman
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi!
OMG that was incredible.
Tim
-Original Message-
From: Andy Ousterhout [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 9:44 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Hu's on first
HU'S ON FIRST
By James Sherman
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see
Whats that song? Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!
-Original Message-
From: Haggerty, Mike [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Tuesday, November 19, 2002 2:24 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Revenge-Type stunts (Was: RE: Yahoo Groups)
Leave no trail for others to follow and you should be
Does this also work with Scotch or JackD ??
-Ben
From: Philip Arnold - ASP [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: CF-Community [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Buffalo Theory
Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2002 10:45:47 -
This is my theory it goes like this... A herd of
buffalo can only move as
edorobert002 was the last scammer to contact me
-Original Message-
From: Harkins,Patrick
Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 10:43 AM
To: 'RALPH DONIMICI'
Subject: RE: Urgent
Mr. Ralph:
The weather here in Hank Kong is absolutely stunning.
You should consider retiring here.
I didn't
Oy.
I think when he wanted to give her an earfull, that wasn't what he had in
mind.
Maybe she somehow thought it was Rome ??
After all, she did give it back...
-Ben
From: Larry Lyons [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: CF-Community [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Why are you
ROFLMAO
It's a good thing the National Security Advisor didn't bring up the Wye
Accords !!
-Ben
From: Andy Ousterhout [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: CF-Community [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Hu's on first
Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2002 08:44:23 -0600
HU'S ON FIRST
By James
Chicago police successfully rescued 57 captives. Some were held for over 6 months.
Note: no lethal gases were used during the rescue.
http://makeashorterlink.com/?T24E21282
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I would hardly call 57 garden decorations captives.
-Original Message-
From: Howie Hamlin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 12:10 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Rescue
Chicago police successfully rescued 57 captives. Some were held for
over
6 months.
It's a little-known fact that the captives were all from Alaska...
From: Howie Hamlin [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: CF-Community [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Rescue
Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2002 12:09:30 -0500
Chicago police successfully rescued 57 captives. Some were held for over 6
Oh, yeah?
Their ambassador in Zurich might think differently !!
;-)
From: Nick McClure [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: CF-Community [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Rescue
Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2002 12:19:47 -0500
I would hardly call 57 garden decorations captives.
Huh?
- Original Message -
From: Ben Braver [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: CF-Community [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 12:21 PM
Subject: Re: Rescue
It's a little-known fact that the captives were all from Alaska...
How do you hide those from your parents?
Oh no mom, I didn't steal them, they were gifts.
-Original Message-
From: Howie Hamlin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 12:10 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Rescue
Chicago police successfully rescued 57
OK, I've seen it so many times and haven't a clue. What does ROFLMAO mean?
-Original Message-
From: Ben Braver [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 10:38 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: Hu's on first
ROFLMAO
It's a good thing the National Security Advisor
Well, something
-Original Message-
From: Ben Braver [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 12:22 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Rescue
Oh, yeah?
Their ambassador in Zurich might think differently !!
;-)
From Gnome, AK.
--Ben Doom
Programmer General Lackey
Moonbow Software
: -Original Message-
: From: Howie Hamlin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
: Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 12:23 PM
: To: CF-Community
: Subject: Re: Rescue
:
:
: Huh?
:
: - Original Message -
: From:
Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off.
-Original Message-
From: Andy Ousterhout [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 12:24 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Hu's on first
OK, I've seen it so many times and haven't a clue. What does ROFLMAO
mean?
Rolling
On the
Floor
Laughing
My
Ass
Off
- Original Message -
From: Andy Ousterhout [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: CF-Community [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 12:23 PM
Subject: RE: Hu's on first
OK, I've seen it so many times and haven't a clue. What does ROFLMAO mean?
Rolling on floor, laughing my 4$$ off.
--Ben Doom
Programmer General Lackey
Moonbow Software
: -Original Message-
: From: Andy Ousterhout [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
: Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 12:24 PM
: To: CF-Community
: Subject: RE: Hu's on first
:
:
: OK, I've
Look, Mom. I'm gonna have a bad habit. Now, do you want it to be a rash
of gnome thefts, or would you rather I start smoking crack?
Or maybe the parents were hippies. Honey, you gotta try this stuff. Then
go out in the garage -- it's wild!
Or even, Mom, don't go in the garage. Your
rolling on floor laughing my arse off
-Original Message-
From: Andy Ousterhout [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: 20 November 2002 17:24
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Hu's on first
OK, I've seen it so many times and haven't a clue. What does
ROFLMAO mean?
-Original
rolling on floor laughing my arse off.
:)
w
-Original Message-
From: Andy Ousterhout [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: 20 November 2002 17:24
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Hu's on first
OK, I've seen it so many times and haven't a clue. What does ROFLMAO mean?
-Original
At 08:52 AM 10/17/02, you wrote:
Lol i know that feeling forgetting that shit
I didnt have to go through the gastroscopy.
its a simple blood test to see if you got the bacetria then you will get
treatment either helidac or something else i forget the name
most insurance providers DONT cover it so
OMG - I *had* to ask..
groan...
- Original Message -
From: Ben Doom [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: CF-Community [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 12:28 PM
Subject: RE: Rescue
From Gnome, AK.
--Ben Doom
Programmer General Lackey
Moonbow Software
Just for the record..
Niamh O'Byrne called me up and my name was corrected in about an
hour. Kudos to Macromedia for jumping on such a minor issue.
Stephenie... The spelling of your name has been questioned in every
single round of edits on all my books. ( I thank Stephenie in the
sorry if some of this was in poor taste
-Original Message-
From: Harkins,Patrick [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 11:33 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: spambusting
edorobert002 was the last scammer to contact me
-Original Message-
BTW, I must have grown up in a vacuum, because I can't see the comic-book
connotation in the name Doom. I might see a connection with the computer
game, though I've never played it, or with Mt. Doom in the Lord of the
Rings, or with just plain ill-fate, but the comic book part escapes me
Patrick-
re: donkeys, not at the Grand Canyon !
Guide said there's never been a fatality from a mule rider,
'cause the moment they fall off, they're reclassified as a hiker
g
-Ben
From: Harkins,Patrick [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: CF-Community [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject:
NO! It's that STINKING spam that is in poor taste.
At 09:43 AM 11/20/02, you wrote:
sorry if some of this was in poor taste
-Original Message-
From: Harkins,Patrick [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 11:33 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: spambusting
nah, it was a yummy snack
no worries...
:-)
-Ben
From: Harkins,Patrick [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: CF-Community [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: spambusting
Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2002 12:43:28 -0500
sorry if some of this was in poor taste
-Original Message-
Great comebacks, BenD !
BTW, if that drug were licked rather than smoked, we'd have a referential
integrity problem, term already taken ;-)
-Ben
From: Ben Doom [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: CF-Community [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Rescue
Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2002 12:31:11
Oh wow! I guess I was too excited to read the books that I never looked
in the acknowledgements, I am in therei feel almost famous! Thanks!
LOL
~~
Stephenie
|-Original Message-
|From: Jeffry Houser [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
|Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 12:41 PM
lol! that's funny...
though technically mules are not donkeys...
reminds me of a story I heard about Rolls Royce...
a British Rolls owner was travelling in Europe and his car broke down and he
phoned the company and they said I beg your pardon sir, but Rolls Royces do
not break down! And then they
Kool-Aid is just plain bad for you...
- Original Message -
From: Dan Haley [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: CF-Community [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 1:40 PM
Subject: RE: history question
Now that it was two day's ago, and all who didn't respond must be on the edge of
I used to take protonix to cover the symtpoms
he didnt want to do the breath test because he doesnt feel they are reliable
enough which is fine and the helidac tharpy was just as long 14 days. I
picked helidac over propak because it was free to me i just got samples from
him to cover it and this
Dr. Doom was (is?) one of the coolest and most powerful supervillians.
Often found facing Spiderman, Iron Man, and Capt. America (and, later, the
Avengers), he's always seen wearing a green cloak and a steel mask to hide
his deformed face.
Author's note: all of this is from memory from years
You know why the English don't build computers, don't you?
Haven't figure out how to make them leak oil yet.
Apologies to any British techs out there. :-)
--Ben Doom
Programmer General Lackey
Moonbow Software
: -Original Message-
: From: Harkins,Patrick [mailto:[EMAIL
and to make the electrical gauges not work -
the older Lucas gauges, not THX certified g
Speaking of gauges, the United Federation of Planets wanted to better detect
one of their most feared enemies. So, who did they commission to design
them? Why, Borg-Warner of course!!
-Ben
From: Ben Doom
Live in Quincy, MA now, but my heart is in CT.
I moved a bunch as a child (Navy brat), but we settled in CT for a long while, and it
became home.
Jerry Johnson
[EMAIL PROTECTED] 11/20/02 12:40PM
Just for the record..
Niamh O'Byrne called me up and my name was corrected in about an
hour.
like, kewl...thanks!
-Original Message-
From: Ben Doom [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 1:48 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Congratulations To Me
Dr. Doom was (is?) one of the coolest and most powerful supervillians.
Often found facing Spiderman,
Don't forget the Fantastic Four! Reed Richards is the whole reason he is Dr.
Doom.
-Original Message-
From: Ben Doom [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 1:48 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Congratulations To Me
Dr. Doom was (is?) one of the coolest and most
Huh. Learn something new every day. I was a Spidey fan as a kid (never
missed the cartoon :-) and like Iron Man later on. Never was much of a F4
fan, though.
--Ben Doom
Programmer General Lackey
Moonbow Software
: -Original Message-
: From: Dan Phillips [mailto:[EMAIL
hmmm...well I read all of those when I was a kid except Iron Man whom I have
never heard of... I'm guessing Dr. Doom was after my time!
-Original Message-
From: Dan Phillips [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 2:06 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE:
I never read much FF either (except for John Byrne's run on the series) but
I think the story is something like Richards and Doom were college
classmates and academic rivals. Doom was working with some chemicals one day
and BOOM! He blames Richard's for it somehow and the explosion is also why
he
I've started reading comics about 1981 and stated collecting them in 1986.
My collection is pretty extensive. Over 20,000 issues and most of them date
back to the early 1960s. Because of space, time, and money issues, I've
given up on it for a year or so.
Needless to say I have tons of trvial
Green cloak. Hood. Steel (grey with rivets) mask and armor. Lived in a
castle.
-Kevin
-Original Message-
From: Harkins,Patrick [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 1:13 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Congratulations To Me
hmmm...well I read all of those
Ha!
Spelling your name wrong is one thing,
but when people start mixing up genders that's a whole new level of
annoyance.
*giggle*
Why I remember when I went to meet my current girlfriend...she was
expecting a woman...LOL!
Boy was that hilarious!
0_0
Ummm...
TMI?
okies.
-Gel
http://makeashorterlink.com/?F45551382
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) - A Minneapolis public housing commissioner resigned
after pleading guilty to taking marijuana into a state prison where he
volunteered as a religious worker.
~~
Stephenie
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An oldie but a goodie...
Johnny Carson did a sketch very similar to this (about a million years ago)
except it was about Reagan.
meeting Who?
Watt
Where?
at the Y
..
need the first name of that PLO fella' Arafat ?
Yassir
..
no need to be so formal Jim...
no sir, Yassir
..
and the punchline IIRC
So..they're painting pillars in the parking lot right?
And what guys like me love to do is lean up against the pillars sipping
coffee/beer or taking a smoke or something..
So they felt they needed to put Wet Paint signs on every single pillar
that they are painting.
So they finished the job
I seem to be detecting a theme in your news stories
-Cameron
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Cameron Childress
Sumo Consulting Inc.
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- Original Message -
From: Stephenie Hamilton [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: CF-Community [EMAIL PROTECTED]
What? Who me? Nagotta keep all my brain cells.
But I just thought how stupid people are...especially when theyve been
smoking pot...
sheesh
~~
Stephenie
|-Original Message-
|From: Cameron Childress [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
|Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 3:16 PM
|To:
Good Samaritans from all around are helping one woman lose weight...
Just goes to show there is plenty of goodness left in the World.
http://ncbuy.com/news/wireless_news.html?qdate=2002-11-20nav=VIEWid=09136I5C1UF021120
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Sheesh? Sounds like you're still on that one-track.
-Kevin
-Original Message-
From: Stephenie Hamilton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 2:24 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: City Official Resigns After Pot Case
What? Who me? Nagotta keep all my
Ok, how about this
jeez
~~
Stephenie
|-Original Message-
|From: Kevin Graeme [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
|Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 3:29 PM
|To: CF-Community
|Subject: RE: City Official Resigns After Pot Case
|
|
|Sheesh? Sounds like you're still on that one-track.
I heard on the news today they found no evidence that pot kills braincells.
I dont do it nor do i like when people drive when they do it
but i guess it doesnt make you stupid
Alot it has 10X more deadly stuff then cigarrettes
- Original Message -
From: Stephenie Hamilton [EMAIL
The Top 20 Slogans for Legalized Marijuana
http://topfive.com/arcs/t5121499.shtml
-Original Message-
From: Stephenie Hamilton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 3:37 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: City Official Resigns After Pot Case
Ok, how about this
jeez
God bless america ;)
- Original Message -
From: Howie Hamlin [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: CF-Community [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 3:24 PM
Subject: An unparalleled show of support
Good Samaritans from all around are helping one woman lose weight...
Just goes to show
Ok, my fav's are number 5 and number 9
g
~~
Stephenie
|-Original Message-
|From: Dan Phillips [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
|Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 3:42 PM
|To: CF-Community
|Subject: RE: City Official Resigns After Pot Case
|
|
|The Top 20 Slogans for Legalized
I like 5 too because I have actually said that before.or did I? Or was
it me? Maybe it was the dog...maybe I justoh nevermind. ;-)
-Original Message-
From: Stephenie Hamilton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 3:48 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: City
Woujld you call this the Gummy Bare diet?
Sounds like it might be a hard diet to stick with.
Think the idea just came to her in a dream?
Personally I think the whole idea sucks.
;-)
-Ben
From: Howie Hamlin [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: CF-Community [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject:
yea you think it sucks so much you send off your applicatoin to be a helper!
- Original Message -
From: Ben Braver [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: CF-Community [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 3:55 PM
Subject: Re: An unparalleled show of support
Woujld you call this the Gummy
that depends - do we get to screen _her_ for STDs ??
'sides, the gal is trying to _lose_ weight
;-)
From: William Wheatley [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: CF-Community [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: An unparalleled show of support
Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2002 16:00:51 -0500
yea you
My favorite ever was:
First, find some weed (Leave no stone left unturned). Then, go for a drive
(Leave no left turn unstoned).
And before I get yelled at...
No! Never drive intoxicated! Bad stoner, bad!
Always go to the convenience store first!
--Ben Doom
Programmer General Lackey
For some people, #7 applies even when sober :-(
Drug problem?
Nah, I can stop inhaling Potstickers any time I want ;-)
-Ben
From: Ben Doom [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: CF-Community [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: City Official Resigns After Pot Case
Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2002
If you want a good laugh, check out http://www.tonyaharding.com/
If you want to feel sick, read the Tonya Harding sex fantasy page.
http://www.tonyaharding.com/messages/MESSAGES.CFM?PAGE=1
Hey! It's in CF! lol
Thank you,
Dan Phillips
Express Technologies, Inc.
dba HalfPriceHosting, CFXHosting
ROFLAMO OMFG that stuff was crazy i could only read like 10 of the messages
nothing like seeing on a fantasy sex site
Get the f##k on the floor before I splatter your f##king heads all over the
wall.
LOL gessh
- Original Message -
From: Dan Phillips [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: CF-Community
Okay, so I'm killing time at ilovebacon.com (great read) and come across
this link to an EBay listing:
http://makeashorterlink.com/?J4A923482
Someone actually won the bid and went through with it... and the seller got
an A++ rating from the buyer!
Wow... honesty pays I guess.
Hatton
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